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Rob Schneider @RobSchneider Los Angeles, CA

“ASIAN MOMMA MEXICAN KIDS” Streams AUGUST 11TH WORLD WIDE on @Netflix Love YOU ALL! @netflixisajoke

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Love you, brother! https://t.co/WwvKmCFblxA reminder to really think things through from @RobSchneider... His new comedy special is streaming now! https://t.co/SvFjG1WQkp
Retweeted by Rob Schneider“ASIAN MOMMA MEXICAN KIDS” Streaming NOW WORLD WIDE on @Netflix Love YOU ALL! @netflixisajoke #StandUpComedy https://t.co/ADtki79gPs“ASIAN MOMMA MEXICAN KIDS” Streaming NOW WORLD WIDE on @Netflix Love YOU ALL! @netflixisajoke @Ellekingmusic https://t.co/W1o53Tbem8
8/11
2020
Coming to Netflix this week! Standup Comedy Special… Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids Former #SNL star… https://t.co/HaWBCW6gSg
Retweeted by Rob SchneiderRob Schneider Gets Personal in His First Netflix Comedy Special https://t.co/79pKeDcX3e https://t.co/1ITFqdSlLK
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8/10
2020
Lastly...Wilford Brimley never told anyone, but after the Iron Curtain fell in Europe, he single handedly helped ov… https://t.co/9WBLEeWkM83/3 he told the DP, “What the hell is all THIS?! Take that sh#t DOWN! He’s gotta be able to MOVE!” “Now Will, just… https://t.co/FpWOfHcM3h2/3 In his first big scene in a starring role in “China Syndrome” the dumb DP made him sit on a chair high up on bl… https://t.co/X64fNXa6Wd1/3 We lost a truly great human being & an incredible actor tonight. Starting out as a horse wrangler, Willford Bri… https://t.co/79OnbD4sXV
8/2
2020
“ASIAN MOMMA MEXICAN KIDS” Streams AUGUST 11TH WORLD WIDE! Hope you enjoy it! Love YOU ALL! @netflixisajokehttps://t.co/YIrJZ692Jj
7/29
2020
Every boy who grew up in the ‘70s worshipped Bruce Lee and the film, “Enter the Dragon.” John Saxon was perfectio… https://t.co/5lSU4qcOYOAlways a complete gentleman. I will never forget how wonderfully he treated my family. Love to all Regis Philbin’s… https://t.co/gunrFZY4qe
7/26
2020
Thank YOUUUU @SFGiants for the AWESOME seats today! Being seated next to Will The Thrill and #44McCovey is a lifet… https://t.co/XaCbEscFQ1
7/25
2020
Hey, New Yorkers! I support Liz Glass! I hope YOU will too. She represents moms and kids and working families! https://t.co/zmpIYSW0Qn
7/23
2020
I agree with @Vincentdonofrio Dear #SAGAFTRA MEMBERS Please #VoteNO https://t.co/TCRUvURA3u
7/20
2020
My New @Netflix Original Comedy Special, “Asian Momma, Mexican Kids” Streams AUGUST 11th Worldwide @Netflixlathttps://t.co/9tGCOaITIgEres increible, @PatonGuzman !!! https://t.co/Z3AeIsB30C“...if the freedom of thought is to mean anything at all, it must mean the protection of the view of the minority,… https://t.co/prrQwAkLsTI’m the host for ACCENTED: DIALOGUES IN DIASPORA, and this week we’re talking about VIETNAMESE REPRESENTATION ON SC… https://t.co/HVJPObXQBz
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7/15
2020
New York Times Editor Resigns. “I was always taught that journalists were charged with writing the first rough draf… https://t.co/5L3hUtUwBY
7/14
2020
Pelosi on Columbus statue being pulled down by protesters - "People are going to do what they're going to do." Can… https://t.co/blMwYktvj0
Retweeted by Rob SchneiderTHE FREAK!! https://t.co/r8BI3Etfbw
7/13
2020
#CapitanesMX 🔥 @guido19pizarro Es el encargado de brindar las órdenes en la cancha para @TigresOficial, una extens… https://t.co/u1yMi8LDOg
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7/10
2020
Hey baby, you got the appetite to drive me crazy 😏😋 #OverEasy #InIsolation https://t.co/63oUWvVDKZ
Retweeted by Rob SchneiderHe recalled one doctor presenting him with a page listing 10 patients' names on his first day visiting doctors' off… https://t.co/7F8iTSM2Gd
7/9
2020
I wish ALL THE BEST for our @SFGiants for this unique 2020 season! Trust me, not even a world ‘pandemic’ can stop… https://t.co/S4ef8QyEXuThank you, @JohnCleese ! This is Classic! I’m glad Monty Python (the high water mark of comedy in the 20th century)… https://t.co/LyH7ZVOQE1
7/8
2020
Happy Birthday to everybody’s ‘favorite’ Beatle, Ringo Starr! https://t.co/hCoAIlHDzzThank you, Andres! There’s a lot of love in “Real Rob.” Getting to work with the most amazing woman in the world, m… https://t.co/0PLIfZgLH5¡Felicitaciones a mi héroe y Comic Genius @SantiagoSegura por su INCREÍBLE PELICULA DE SEQUEL! SÌ SE PUEDO!! https://t.co/E9cfpKPDuo
7/7
2020
Ennio Morricone, The greatest film composer who ever lived has died. His compositions were as creative & exciting a… https://t.co/jHxC1SisaQ
7/6
2020
https://t.co/4Ad5wxteTU @elonmusk The best firework show ever for San Diego, the year they accidentally lit them all at once: https://t.co/6qAoYXJKKs
Retweeted by Rob SchneiderBetcha didn't know foxes can laugh 😀 https://t.co/b2hEwdtlA2
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7/5
2020
This is what an American icon looks like. And she's nearing extinction right under our noses. With only 10 red wol… https://t.co/NhNVWHUKu3
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7/4
2020
🔛 ¡Es hoy, es hoy! 😎 ¡Terminó la espera! ¡Hoy regresa el futbol, ya no será virtual, y lo festejamos así, al ritmo… https://t.co/rigiHOVUHW
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7/3
2020
Hey #SAGAFTRA #Performers! Here is a town hall happening Thursday July 2 at 7pm PT. Learn about the TV/Theatrical… https://t.co/XiAAZDNpBL
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7/2
2020
The Great Carl Reiner has left us. My dad and I used to love listening to Carl and Mel Brooks 2,000 year old man! 9… https://t.co/Q6T58XJMMi
7/1
2020
Nuff said https://t.co/Q7EDKIAIatThat was 10 years ago?! It really was fun having five best pals making fun of each other for weeks on end! https://t.co/TWeMk72HmMScience is the belief in the ignorance of experts. When someone says 'science teaches such and such', he is using t… https://t.co/dHVJGtH8gM
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6/27
2020
A reminder from Thomas Jefferson... https://t.co/N03vAMILgkMICHIGAN... WHAAAT?! “The chips, roughly the size of a grain of rice, are implanted into the hands of employees and… https://t.co/Y0PjCDfR1pTIMMY!!! @sfgiants https://t.co/A4SNQ6Uv9L
6/26
2020
Thank YOUUUU @JohnCleese https://t.co/o311PBcrYX
6/25
2020
Hello! This is Elizabeth Glass, and today is the 2020 Democratic Party Primary in NY. Please make sure to get to th… https://t.co/fJIUGtaPxG
Retweeted by Rob SchneiderPerfecto! La primera película fue muy divertida. https://t.co/lW1Yyab8rxOur original bass player Stuart would have been 80 today! So many great memories of our time together. Happy birthd… https://t.co/7WmPN1bnEy
Retweeted by Rob SchneiderHey, New Yorkers! #Vote4LizGlass You can do it, Liz!! https://t.co/VkuZgy3tds
6/23
2020
Tsavo is a land of giants & iconic animals. Whether its patrolling from the skies or on foot, with your help, our f… https://t.co/hUTsV2SGZz
Retweeted by Rob SchneiderIt’s #WorldGiraffeDay. These amazing animals are facing a silent extinction. Their numbers have plummeted 40% in 30… https://t.co/cmM57mD9ya
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6/22
2020
3 germs https://t.co/0fIVlbMexB
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6/21
2020
Hey @RealDLHughley feel better soon, pal! You scared the hell out of me this morning! You’re a legend! https://t.co/q0Sc1UTRpUPlease share our campaign with this link: https://t.co/C9nk3bFoGs and if you can contribute, we will be sincerely f… https://t.co/SovgmbTT6U
Retweeted by Rob SchneiderEverybody needs a little pulling up nowadays https://t.co/rxP0Ggnaa2Happy Birthday @PaulMcCartney! https://t.co/YDw3oKKvNz
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6/20
2020
Make today your masterpiece. https://t.co/ArM5bVHo5p
6/19
2020
A life lived in fear is a life half lived.
6/18
2020
It is with profound sadness to tell you the world has lost a great man with unsurpassed wisdom of human health and… https://t.co/05sMsoMBxS
6/17
2020
In case you were wondering what Harvey Keitel looked like in a Mexican sombrero, here you go! You’re the best, Harv… https://t.co/jUF1YcDQaq
6/15
2020
30 years ago maybe.... But still true to this hour! The genius @JohnCleese explains here.... https://t.co/QOSlpgVTBUThis episode being banned by the @BBC only reminds me of how incredibly hilarious this was. @JohnCleese is comedic… https://t.co/BC9IjUgK54
6/13
2020
FEYNMAN Lessons for Excellence: • Starve you distractions, feed your focus. • Set Goals. • Read every day. • Time i… https://t.co/izSNc1RFjB
Retweeted by Rob SchneiderMY MAN, @JoKoy is coming to @Netflix for his new comedy special! Go Pinoy!!! https://t.co/RWtZZOehws
6/12
2020
Remembering João Gilberto, born on this day in 1931 in Bahia, Brazil. Here he is performing “Doralice” in 1963. https://t.co/oAaA9tulYt
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6/11
2020
Historic lawsuit taking place in Fed Court: toxic fluoridation chemicals intentionally put into water supplies are… https://t.co/zElMLdNBrD
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6/10
2020
Happy Monday to all the internet trolls! This old man still has his swing and is ready to give you a damn good thra… https://t.co/x0AbLmSzOy
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6/9
2020
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Retweeted by Rob SchneiderAmerican soldiers aboard a US Coast Guard assault transport in the fateful trip across the English Channel. They ar… https://t.co/JAPiEFOQcG
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6/7
2020
Politicized Science: Lancet, NEJM retract studies on HCQ - UncoverDC https://t.co/IoLAL2TEyr
6/6
2020
Blessed are the peacemakers. https://t.co/MOul1RjeAO
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6/5
2020
The “Green New Deal” replacing one way of ruining the planet, (burning Fossil Fuels), with another terrible way “Bi… https://t.co/lAw9yaUItc
6/1
2020
I can’t wait to read this book about the Say Hey Kid, #24 Willie Mays! https://t.co/wBHOjamVENCongrats to @NASA on this morning’s successful launch to the @Space_Station!👏🏽 What an incredible experience going… https://t.co/5M1qHVu1y7
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5/30
2020
Congrats Pinoy! @Jokoy CAN DO IT!! https://t.co/ZshQhToTXL
5/28
2020
Great to see Will the Thrill Clark getting some love on Twitter! The most beautiful swings I’ve ever seen are Clar… https://t.co/zvMMnMvM5CHellooooo high school and college class of 2020. Holy cow. Way to go. You did it. You are officially smart. You wor… https://t.co/blh5t2vces
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5/27
2020
We had a blast on this movie. Thanks @netflix @DavidSpade @laurenlapkus @NickSwardson @AdamSandler https://t.co/wMlYvRNrEo
5/22
2020
Her book of photographs from that early period in @thebeatles history is incredible. @PaulMcCartney https://t.co/IOhNtEnioI
5/21
2020
• Read everyday. • Spend time with nature. • Ask questions. • Never stop learning. • Don't pay attention to what ot… https://t.co/s8xmWSIjuT
Retweeted by Rob Schneider#TheWrongMissy tell me what you guys think of this movie @DavidSpade @laurenlapkus @NickSwardson @AdamSandler https://t.co/CBGabm5gNg
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5/20
2020
It’s ALL in the hips, baby! https://t.co/KE1UqAT3cQ
5/18
2020
Hey guys I did a little Q & A on my YouTube page about The Wrong Missy. Take a peek https://t.co/PtBo31Oj1ehttps://t.co/OIT6K8sHEl
Retweeted by Rob SchneiderTHE WORLD’S NUMBER #1 MOVIE!! #TheWrongMissy @DavidSpade @LaurenLapkus @MollyBSims @NickSwardson @netflixhttps://t.co/TqqJMpKrTU
5/17
2020
There are places I'll remember All my life, though some have changed Some forever, not for better Some have gone, a… https://t.co/KNLhDohRIFJust walked into a bank like this! Used to be bank tellers didn’t like people in masks walking in. Felt suspicious.… https://t.co/7wFFlRSPV4
5/16
2020
Heading home with the Ithumba orphans. There are currently 34 orphaned #elephants that live at this safe haven, eac… https://t.co/Sg5HEGrPBt
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5/15
2020
.⁦@RobSchneider⁩ Started a few required boat dance parties #TheWrongMissy https://t.co/i6huk4j4lo
Retweeted by Rob SchneiderThank you ALL for watching “The Wrong Missy” on @netflix and making it the NUMBER #1 WATCHED MOVIE IN THE WORLD!! C… https://t.co/Lnqj1uJJdfThanks @DavidSpade and @AdamSandler for having me on for this amazing fun time!! #TheWrongMissy @NickSwardsonhttps://t.co/166lfhFJ8SWhy don’t I believe this?! @DavidSpade I’m hurt you don’t remember the summer of 1993! #TheWrongMissyhttps://t.co/kev5SfJ5vUI’m crying too! That was such a blast! PART 2?! Let DO EET @DavidSpade @netflix @NetflixIsAJoke @laurenlapkus https://t.co/13XIiTv5NXREALLY?! Wow! #TheWrongMissy @JackieSandler does not age! Gorgeous! @DavidSpade @NetflixIsAJoke @netflix https://t.co/NRrOreoCcnHilarious! @SarahChalke is a great physical comic actor! I’ve heard that song before somewhere?! Hmmm… https://t.co/9IdRxsl9cXIt’s the least I could do, @DavidSpade @LaurenLapkus @netflix @NetflixIsAJoke #TheWrongMissy https://t.co/nUfAy5ZniNMy MAN @tylerSpindel Excellent job directing big fella! Let’s do it again soon (wink,wink)! #TheWrongMissyhttps://t.co/Ih48LdaFmWI loooved watching @jackiesandler do this performance!!! So cute and funny
Retweeted by Rob SchneiderWhat a blast!!! @SarahChalke @NickSwardson is never NOT ON!! #TheWrongMissy @netflix @NetflixIsAJoke @DavidSpade https://t.co/NLfupwWwNi
5/14
2020

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