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Rob Hart @robwhart Staten Island, NY

Author of THE WAREHOUSE, which The Guardian called “a literary blockbuster with brains,” and coming soon, PARADOX HOTEL, which no one has called anything yet.

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Joined Twitter 6/1/09


@DominicGreen18 Of course!
8/11
2020
Ash McKenna in German! https://t.co/8dypjpYjbiIn case you missed the announcement last night—I'm mentoring for #PitchWars again! I had a blast last year. Looking… https://t.co/Gr49ou6MZI @jordan_harper You’re in for a ride. A very gay ride.Hey I’m doing #PitchWars again! I did it for the first time last year and had a great time jamming with… https://t.co/nsBQUVU3W8
8/10
2020
Twitter may be a hellscape but seeing the outpouring of love people are showing for @blacklionking73 and BLACKTOP W… https://t.co/6EzCzPy5UZFrom the archives: A look at @robwhart's creative process with "The Warehouse." https://t.co/9klpwEOXFU #amwriting #writing #books
Retweeted by Rob HartHow do I know it's August in the publishing industry? Sent an e-mail with five people copied and got three out-of-office messages.Reader, they’re white supremacists. https://t.co/TumbRqEVyC
Retweeted by Rob HartIf you’re looking to sit in a park on a warm and breezy day and get lost in a trance of some gorgeous af writing th… https://t.co/KonOVImfnRSometimes I think about how Kansas elected GOP supermajorities & a GOP governor & implemented the idealized GOP eco… https://t.co/8uoeZMciHq
Retweeted by Rob HartMy daughter developed a mild sniffle and cough. Two doctors said it was a normal kid cold but did a COVID test out… https://t.co/TyjWfIDbrlNever forget that most crime is legal for rich people. https://t.co/WZJN966puR
Retweeted by Rob Harthttps://t.co/N1kAfTnLOE https://t.co/dtqEE2KIPb @GeekGrl82 Where’s the fun in that.
8/9
2020
Either @TimKaine and I had a very vivid shared hallucination four years ago or Maureen had too much pot brownie bef… https://t.co/AXL16KK2Fj
Retweeted by Rob HartSo in my new book PARADOX HOTEL a US Senator cuts funding to a federal agency, then uses that as an excuse to priva… https://t.co/gR3vVK7BFoThis will never not be funny https://t.co/IgmLi571PV
Retweeted by Rob Hart @GoodOldPat @kcatalona Yup. Exactly. I start at the last chapter and then move backward from there. A lot of times… https://t.co/pwlMYS9j2HI still get emotional over this book and, as much as I hate to give Rob the win, did change my buying habits. You… https://t.co/XeUmyM3BgE
Retweeted by Rob Hart @jgetzler Yeah we should talk soon!
8/8
2020
I think I figured out the next book I want to write. That’s fun.With WAREHOUSE discounted to $1.99 (today only!) we’re popping up the sales ranks, so I want to see how high we can… https://t.co/Vg0qPM29aU @bluv80 First pass was to shore up the technical storytelling stuff. The mystery box. Second was slightly more char… https://t.co/sIOgHPkS1h @GoodOldPat Lots of people read aloud. Backwards edit I came up with to get more of that starter energy into the endings.Third draft of PARADOX HOTEL is in the can. Two more to go... one where I'll edit it backwards, and then another wh… https://t.co/429A1mrd3pHey @JohnWickMovie there should be Wick-universe tie-in novels. There are so many storytelling opportunities here i… https://t.co/nn37cgYK8HThe eBook for THE WAREHOUSE is marked down to $1.99—today only! At 368 pages, that works out to roughly .0054 cents… https://t.co/OCgpMCJrgo @faustfatale 😍Hey! You! THE WAREHOUSE by @robwhart was my favorite read of 2019 and here’s you chance to get it for just a littl… https://t.co/WVgMGB9jzT
Retweeted by Rob HartOnce again, I had to record a video of myself talking about my book, and once again, it made me consider quitting t… https://t.co/TJu0kKQOVJTHE WAREHOUSE is the Kindle Daily Deal today! For $1.99 you can read a story about a world too dangerous to go outs… https://t.co/p2B0Zt8dmY"I hate this system and anyone that defends it." #MedicareForAll https://t.co/Tc0iRnfTq3
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8/7
2020
Today I heard a thing that if it happens my brain is going to EXPLODE. #vaguetweet #paradoxhotelHey guess what everyone, today I found out that I do not have COVID... or at least, I didn't have it thirteen days… https://t.co/qUiJKV9wtm
8/6
2020
BUT WE ALREADY GAVE THEM SO MUCH MONEY https://t.co/pzPIaaPaV6 @IAmSuyiDavies Hard same. Why be an exhibitionist about it?New Johnny Shaw. NEW JOHNNY SHAW. This is a big deal folks. https://t.co/fcjH5gjV1i😁 https://t.co/Q6oQNTrX5P @kalbzayn Oh thank god then yes it is a better deal. My daughter will want to watch this and nothing but this for at least a week...My daughter will gladly play by herself until such time that I have to take a call or get on a Zoom and then she wa… https://t.co/EjJ9vbyV4tWhen your bud writes a star war and sneaks in a cameo and suddenly you are part of the canon! Also have you gotten… https://t.co/Kdow5YdMIj
8/5
2020
@jordan_harper But it helps.And finally: @ColinJost and his punchable face. Who knew when we were newspaper interns together that we’d end up w… https://t.co/g6VxAwR6o5Next up: @sarahw with another must-read entry in the true crime genre. This looks like a killer anthology. Emphasis… https://t.co/wc6y6jKiffPre-storm book haul from @BNStatenIsland! First up: my good bud @alex_segura gives us the origin story of Poe Damer… https://t.co/QJ0PfFinycThey know they can’t win if they don’t cheat. https://t.co/MVQSSI2fsO
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8/4
2020
You would be insane to not buy this excellent book at this excellent price. Literally insane. I will have you commi… https://t.co/hodZWNLknfMy @starwars novel comes out on Tuesday. https://t.co/NcnF124K1e https://t.co/GeOYtNMti8
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8/3
2020
@theferocity I see your Chris Tucker and raise you Every Actor in that Perfect Movie.Exhausted by the Republican Party’s claim that they’re the party of Real Tough Guys. They always were and always wi… https://t.co/zDS9H5iQvzIf you never, ever, ever want to be a professional writer, this is a good way to ensure that. https://t.co/dU9aMEyHME
8/2
2020
@devincf I’ve legit toyed with adding weird pointless shit to my books because I figure it’ll give me more staying… https://t.co/W5wnWnCL4E
8/1
2020
Sometimes it's fun to poke around on @goodreads because it means stumbling across things like the Russian cover for… https://t.co/hQafFd2OeV @CraigClevenger The fruit was hanging pretty low on that one. @TheLincoln Yup. A year or two ago an editor at Hachette told me they stopped deckle edge because they got too many… https://t.co/DjsXASVdkUEveryone mourns in their own way I guess. https://t.co/bi5twzoGnL“Sure, throw kids in cages, whatever, but don’t you DARE screw with the Constitution.” https://t.co/MNiPenRghk
7/31
2020
This is a very very very very bad thing. https://t.co/6nBYSo2wsMTHREAD/ There is a deep rot at the core of American fundamentalist capitalism. Over the years a greed-is-good mind… https://t.co/6K5FekXCFn
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7/30
2020
How can you say there’s no difference between Good Cop and Bad Cop? Bad Cop hits you with a phone book, while Good… https://t.co/Pxjv1TzxbF
Retweeted by Rob HartLooked at this solely to see if there were nominations for WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS, and Regina King in WATCHMEN.… https://t.co/fRpXNOAqJAThe lunatic who wanders around the ferry singing to himself is wearing a mask. There is a nurse talking on his phon… https://t.co/AeGp3F0UI8
7/28
2020
.@robwhart’s The Warehouse, anyone? https://t.co/LXmULKcSW9
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7/27
2020
Over at @healthcentral, one of the ten things you can do instead of dealing with psoriasis is... read THE WAREHOUSE… https://t.co/wHBApogAj0
7/25
2020
#BookPost #TheWarehouse @robwhart thanks @ThomasssHill https://t.co/HgbsxD1ZzP
Retweeted by Rob HartSo... the special ed teacher voted for the candidate who proudly and viciously mocked a disabled reporter at a camp… https://t.co/fOKy3ngWkEHealth care decisions are a personal choice! Unless it's a woman who wants to make the decision and that decision h… https://t.co/nc3KLgy3ka @PauljGarth Was it the car chase after the jewelry store? Because that one was fucking killer. @_TheRussian @jordan_harper Okay THIS ONE is baller. https://t.co/HyN8dCLgul @_TheRussian @jordan_harper You are doing good work and if this doesn’t end with me or Jordan buying a skull jacket… https://t.co/fzSodLu39B @_TheRussian @jordan_harper Oooooh.
7/24
2020
@jordan_harper Shit. Want. @SarahPinsker Sorry. I think about this movie too much. @SarahPinsker It’s just... transcendently bad. Not dumb bad, like Sharknado. It is just a failure on every conceiva… https://t.co/KIABXePu2IAbolish Billionaires, and almost billionaires. Even the ones that look like me. Infographics courtesy of active_f… https://t.co/VJnMd4YElc
Retweeted by Rob Hart @SarahPinsker I adore this movie as a work of sheer madness that had no right to make it through the major studio system. @theferocity @FedEx Saeed. How can someone do this.We’ll see how this shapes up. I will hunt this ice cream their to the ends of the earth. Or just wait patiently for… https://t.co/SfH19fl6KbBut no word from @FedEx. My claim has been filed. And to whoever took it: I hope it melted on you. Or you dropped i… https://t.co/Fkx04v8nxqTo their credit @jenisicecreams IMMEDIATELY stepped up and offered to reship the order. Kudos to them. Good people.… https://t.co/7592wjECiRBut what kind of monster sees a shipment of ice cream bound for someone and says, yeah, let me take one of those fo… https://t.co/7g1MkWqzkVYou might be saying to yourself... wow this goon is losing his mind over a pint of ice cream. And yeah maybe it’s t… https://t.co/ZMsyqg5BkdBut that skillet cinammon roll... the one I’d been dreaming about all day. Gone. At the hands of @FedEx. And let me… https://t.co/I2mGlV3i13And also try them all. The sun popped popcorn and watermelon taffy are standouts but they’re all incredible. Even i… https://t.co/4nBEk8PmtJI’d show you the picture of those five lonely pints missing their companion—the element that would complete them—bu… https://t.co/UJCAJPG2VQThen I opened the box. And found the cardboard container containing the dry ice was mangled. It’s been MOVED. /7 https://t.co/jwrfgiCZ71And what do I find when the box is delivered? The Jeni’s tape had been cut! It had been hastily repackaged with cle… https://t.co/hzCAjNTk6JSo Jeni’s ships in pretty orange boxes with Jeni’s branded tape on the outside. A seal of approval. A reassurance o… https://t.co/4BZGC8a1KoThe state fair collection, which is five, plus one pint of skillet cinammon roll. This is the one that I was most e… https://t.co/GKd1WZjdbi @FedEx shows up toward the end of the delivery window. So already I know I need to move fast. This is six (6) pints… https://t.co/gDX69PS6BgSo all day I have been patiently waiting for my delivery from @jenisicecreams. This is precious cargo. It’s hot out… https://t.co/sF68OjU8m6Man. @FedEx stole my ice cream and I am STEAMY. And I know it was them. I have evidence. Thread time! /1This would be less devastating had it not been the pint I was most looking forward to: skillet cinnamon roll. Thoug… https://t.co/pZ4S3u9rzi @jenisicecreams @FedEx That's incredibly kind—thank you. I sent an e-mail to the "contact" address on the website.… https://t.co/ZOVQFaNj6SI was super excited to get another shipment of @jenisicecreams, until I discovered the Jeni's tape on the box had b… https://t.co/Cy9PoyEBibFun fact: the U.S. government has spent more than $10 billion on research for a COVID-19 vaccine, at which point th… https://t.co/WiOY4fEw4x
Retweeted by Rob HartMust-read by @Gabino_Iglesias. I am sometimes amazed at how little people understand about publishing; the informat… https://t.co/GOJp2J3hueHEY GUESS WHAT you know that anthology we kept talking about doing with parents in science fiction and fantasy? WE… https://t.co/QTAcmTT7ZG
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7/23
2020
You know how sometimes you pick up a book and end up reading it straight through in one sitting? Yeah. DEVOLUTION b… https://t.co/lPG3eI0BJO
7/22
2020

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