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Thomas Roessler @roessler San Francisco, CA

Privacy Engineer at Google. Used to run W3C's Technology and Society Domain. Immigrant.

3,508 Following   3,422 Followers   15,927 Tweets

Joined Twitter 12/2/07


Did you know... it’s rained every day in December except for the 9th in most of the Bay Area? (Including San Franci… https://t.co/Gpd0vpMidg
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12/14
2019
TFW you emerge from a wall of work meetings and "22nd amendment" is trending on Twitter.
12/13
2019
Another fascinating microcosm of the fake news problem: ‘Alexa can read you information from the NHS public website… https://t.co/9y1xs9TXkP
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12/12
2019
A view for sore eyes: enforcement against the valet parking on the embarcadero bike path. https://t.co/RwRCfXerzp @chadloder Sorry, I was exaggerating - you're right for licensed dealers... @chadloder Yes. And what's the premise of that "loophole", if you put it into the context of a state with wide open… https://t.co/vOZeQibwpy @chadloder That's the framing of the article you were pointing to, no? @chadloder Florida isn't exactly known for its restrictive gun laws. Pretending that there's a meaningful risk diff… https://t.co/imdDzoVwFC @chadloder Xenophobia much?Things are going well in the world, it appears. Thread. https://t.co/8knkWIW2sM
12/11
2019
the street finds its own uses for things https://t.co/FR00CBzLkG
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12/10
2019
@aprilaser That is the wrong question. The real question is "why".
12/9
2019
Here me out: it's a new cryptocurrency that will save us all, like bitcoin only the proof of work is you plant an i… https://t.co/AQrrFTHLOA
Retweeted by Thomas RoesslerOur Bay Area deluge continues. Homeless people continue to be rousted, in the rain. The city is setting aside add… https://t.co/gXal9D59cZ
Retweeted by Thomas Roessler @Johannes_Ernst I remember a puppy introducing herself by eating Machiavelli's Prince on day one. #puppieseatingbooks
12/8
2019
@juliacarriew Cultural appropriation.For all the Democrats in Hollywood and entertainment, there isn’t a political campaign that has ever moved this qui… https://t.co/uHmNQ2Ivru
Retweeted by Thomas Roesslersigns you may not be hiring the best attorneys 1) they send formal legal letters in Comic Sans 2) they sign formal… https://t.co/jOMHwYDsqX
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12/7
2019
Some of the replies to this are gold https://t.co/tgs8JxnDTs
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12/6
2019
The simulation has activated the Dada subroutine. https://t.co/IIb1fRiHBK
12/5
2019
@therealfitz At least they won't build an actual wall.
12/4
2019
I’m still like 40% convinced that if Pelosi held a press conference to announce her view that Trump is too stupid t… https://t.co/1p8u73bial
Retweeted by Thomas RoesslerYeah right. https://t.co/0p1P9R0EfFhttps://t.co/4VO3YjMSyRWondering whether this year had any on time BOS-SFO flights. One, maybe?oh look a death machine https://t.co/veBmtibdN4
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12/3
2019
This is just not the reaction of a person with nothing to hide. https://t.co/fG5Z5eBxHs
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11/30
2019
would love to know which galaxy brain exec thought that murdering the free, unlimited user-generated marketing camp… https://t.co/cVijjqom1E
Retweeted by Thomas RoesslerOk, @BostonLogan, your ride share signage in terminal B is fucked up enough that I ended up at terminal C before ma… https://t.co/4kKaCRPSUZ“One day, from his sniper nest, Chief Gallagher shot a girl in a flower-print hijab who was walking w/ other girls… https://t.co/BTiDzuIUap
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11/25
2019
@eniatea Something has to be done. This is something. Therefore, it must be done.Not the onion. https://t.co/bcTpcVKTkz
11/24
2019
@sirjoltalot @Strava We all feel for you.
11/23
2019
Will they offer AppleCare with that. https://t.co/ST00zbZbohAll the rumors about Jupiter are true. https://t.co/0dGCx7oebh
Retweeted by Thomas RoesslerHere's your chance to get your mobile number (meaning for most of you, your wireless carrier's front-line tech supp… https://t.co/M7T116bTih
Retweeted by Thomas RoesslerPlease don’t drive your car is in our forests https://t.co/FFyCJPIvMt
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11/22
2019
OK WT-actual-F Uber https://t.co/aLKpgm3Fh3
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11/20
2019
Peut-on mieux résumer notre époque ? https://t.co/lakILSXai8
Retweeted by Thomas RoesslerIt's 2019 and SFMTA is out here protecting an inanimate TRAFFIC LIGHT with concrete-filled metal bollards, but refu… https://t.co/a61DH3Bd33
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11/19
2019
Why exactly are we having shit air quality today? Yet again? fml https://t.co/aP34H7kJleIt's tricky with the fog, but I count 31 bicyclists and 29 cars in this photo. Great illustration of something we… https://t.co/jrZq7ZDzfu
Retweeted by Thomas RoesslerWhat say you, @alamodrafthouse? Do you stand by this disgusting smear on a woman who's one of the premier copyright… https://t.co/h8J8YHFko0
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11/18
2019
👀👀👀 https://t.co/6hvysGhJSo
Retweeted by Thomas Roessler @ebruenig Just ask Barr.And people say technology destroys jobs https://t.co/qYHFXiF9sG
Retweeted by Thomas RoesslerThe cruelty is the point. https://t.co/ZZIZNppQXd
Retweeted by Thomas RoesslerMath teachers not allowed to correct students who say 2+2=5? Ohio Republicans pass “Student Religious Liberties Act… https://t.co/y5SWKdO9ib
Retweeted by Thomas RoesslerThis is not how secret missions work. This is not how anything works. https://t.co/Jgk1TulzGw
Retweeted by Thomas RoesslerOh FFS. https://t.co/gWQbKyxpmp
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11/16
2019
Trump's campaign chair: felon Trump's deputy campaign chair: felon Trump's foreign policy adviser: felon Trump's na… https://t.co/hA1hQLPmHP
Retweeted by Thomas RoesslerSeems plausible. https://t.co/ewHUFMeY2Q
Retweeted by Thomas Roessler @tariqajyusuf "narcissistick" @fugueish Lean Hire for SWEWhat's the ballpark estimate for the total number of operations performed per decade of computing history? https://t.co/QWMThwCfWR
11/15
2019
« Tantum religio potuit suadere malorum. ». Lucretius. https://t.co/blOG2XuF1w
Retweeted by Thomas RoesslerOh ffs, the horse race reporting about the hearings today is almost unbearable. And that's PBS... @McAndrew @tdierks @0xMatt @nicolewong @Canuckflack @therealfitz @amac @laparisa @daphnehk @danshapiro @rklauhttps://t.co/uxyI0pJZ5W
11/14
2019
Ken Starr on @FoxNews accusing the Democratic Party of "fostering this culture of impeachment," says censure is the… https://t.co/emA0u3r60s
Retweeted by Thomas RoesslerAmazing! Thank you to everyone who worked on bringing this to WebKit. I hope we’ll see platform authenticators wi… https://t.co/LPpgoEaVEe
Retweeted by Thomas RoesslerSeriously fanboying right now — Donald #Knuth’s newly released Pre-Fascicle 5A (Vol. 4) "MATHEMATICAL PRELIMINARIES… https://t.co/MkWe4xK2uN
Retweeted by Thomas Roessler🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/vmVyyy4qNv @benadida FortranOMFG YES https://t.co/xYI09nzzJp
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11/13
2019
BREAKING: In a major victory for privacy, a federal court ruled today that the government’s suspicionless searches… https://t.co/4ZxD4jTFMN
Retweeted by Thomas Roesslerseventy thousand children seventy THOUSAND seventy thousand https://t.co/BCkh6W9C96
Retweeted by Thomas RoesslerThis is an amazing account of Kamala Harris as San Francisco DA, written originally in 2007 by someone who is now a… https://t.co/Uoa8x82PXM
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11/12
2019
@mjg59 Have you tried gilded HDMI cables yet.
11/11
2019
Bis 22.42 Uhr, als in der ARD die Tagesthemen auf Sendung gingen, war es noch ruhig. Erst die Worte des Moderators… https://t.co/SqJnTS8jRL
Retweeted by Thomas Roesslerfor any teacher including myself who has ever said there is no such thing as a stupid question i challenge you to l… https://t.co/oo0yfbS4CX
Retweeted by Thomas RoesslerGoogle’s TAG is hiring disinfo analysts to join our team in Sunnyvale, CA. DMs open. Come work with us!!
Retweeted by Thomas Roessler @darth The court's discussion seems to underappreciate Schrödinger's cat.well....uh...hmmm https://t.co/ejSicONeRb
Retweeted by Thomas Roessler🤣 https://t.co/HFvL9WzaRU
Retweeted by Thomas RoesslerChallenge to the media: for every interview with a billionaire who would pay more in taxes under a Democrat, interv… https://t.co/o5XRcPrlGj
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11/9
2019
What, and I cannot emphasize this enough, the fuck? https://t.co/Mrksk6D0O3
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11/8
2019
This. This is why it's so important to earn and keep user trust. https://t.co/hxIDZsvhCf
Retweeted by Thomas RoesslerI'm very excited for the fantastic program that our @enigmaconf program committee has put together, and I'm honored… https://t.co/d2upn9jjp0
Retweeted by Thomas RoesslerTaylor mentions that the “Sec of Defense & State, CIA Director & NSA sought a joint mtg w/ Trump to convince him to… https://t.co/ZH1P9DGMp2
Retweeted by Thomas RoesslerThis was accepted to @PET_Symposium 2020 🥳 https://t.co/VUp4uLgk8U
Retweeted by Thomas Roessler @sfmta_muni 2055Oh hi Microsoft. @sfmta_muni https://t.co/7ZRMausarz
11/7
2019
All crew, We have updated our privacy policy for all Enterprise crew members. The policy describes how we use int… https://t.co/WbqXpq4LJu
Retweeted by Thomas Roessleromg https://t.co/bmsWt9Mkis
Retweeted by Thomas RoesslerThis whole story is based on a quote about ‘PC meetings’ meaning ‘political correctness’ But doesn’t ‘PC’ mean ‘pr… https://t.co/7J3BsXkjkV
Retweeted by Thomas Roessler"Sorry for the delay" - Ancient Open Source Issue Greeting
Retweeted by Thomas RoesslerNow do immigrants and refugees. https://t.co/AFH8RRfEc1
Retweeted by Thomas RoesslerSo how do we get enforcement against idiocy like this? (The case is, as expected, marked closed without action.) https://t.co/37UETsDYdO
11/6
2019
1970: One more lane will fix it. 1980: One more lane will fix it. 1990: One more lane will fix it. 2000: One more l… https://t.co/rCALTi8ou9
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11/5
2019
I was in the middle of reading this when my feed started involuntarily scrolling and then it took me five minutes t… https://t.co/F340zRpl1B
Retweeted by Thomas Roesslercan’t believe we forgot to clean our forests here in Los Angeles https://t.co/Oh8jCg7NLe
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11/4
2019
@carlmalamud @therealfitz @obra Confirmation bias is powerful stuff. Exhibit A.You don’t believe in climate change. You are excused from this conversation. https://t.co/PSt8N39Er5
Retweeted by Thomas RoesslerExquisite horrors. https://t.co/PTRGyWXtVH
11/3
2019
“Right now, Generation X just wants a beer and to be left alone. It just wants to sit here quietly and think for a… https://t.co/wQMa2tX72T
Retweeted by Thomas Roessler“In Germany we don’t wave flags” is the most German thing ever said. Every time someone wonders why we’re not all… https://t.co/1QEQndQSay
Retweeted by Thomas RoesslerBlessed be thy hush money, mayest all quid pro quos be thine, and mayest thy falsehoods persuade the multitudes. https://t.co/EXGFNG24bi
Retweeted by Thomas Roesslerthis is basically the most profound insult to christianity i have ever heard https://t.co/iMknYvzigg
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11/2
2019
@bonzi_jose por favor contáctame por mensaje directo. Muchos correos electrónicos están mal dirigidos. @bonzi_jose please contact me through direct message. A lot of email is getting misdirected.
10/31
2019

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