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I don't put a napkin on my lap when I eat because I believe in myself.

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Joined Twitter 6/7/12


When I’m venting to my friends and they say I’m in the wrong https://t.co/P1QtXznFE3
Retweeted by Emily Rose I was literally just thinking this https://t.co/hwdPjfPmER
10/26
2019
My stepdad just copped to farting hard enough to scratch his butthole during what do you meme. Exact words: “Who hasn’t that happened to?”
10/6
2019
“Good thing I got a big ass Nike sign on the back of my Nissan VERSA” the guy in front of us said, probably @DelTaco you did me dirty for the last time. I’m leaving you.Redding is where the 90’s went to die
10/4
2015
Lmao how http://t.co/23OIzdyT3M
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8/1
2015
#TodaysKidsWillNeverKnow how much we hated her http://t.co/EEbafkDHFP
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7/24
2015
#GrowingUpAGirl "wanna play 20 questions?" "sure, what's your favorite color?" "8.9 inches, bra size? ;-)" http://t.co/DO7E29BMwJ
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7/22
2015
This will mark my fifteenth year dancing..woh http://t.co/pHIgeqC0EjAlex won't stop saying bop
7/18
2015
@Papenheim_Time @Linds_Jimenez me and linds will face time you from dance @Linds_Jimenez @Papenheim_Time girl tru #pruny @Papenheim_Time dude bro how about like November @Papenheim_Time when can I visit so we can tweet double fire @Papenheim_Time I miss you! @Papenheim_Time tweeting fire isn't a real job SarahIf I had a hole in my pants they'd send me to the office or home because dude's can't see leg without losing sight of their educationLike literally a guy can rip his jeans and be showing his boxers to the world and ppl will say "oh you know how boys are"Honestly ppl be like "real relationships are deep af" and I'm like we mostly talk about which subway restroom is cleanest
7/17
2015
Retweet Jesus all you want, aint gonna stop you when you go out to "do the do" with bae*gets offered junk food and soda* Me "oh no thanks, I quit eating that stuff awhile back" "Oh, so you're a quitter then?" 😐
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7/15
2015
When ya mum tells you to clean up your shit and your sibling's room is messy af http://t.co/jkfMwMlidP
7/14
2015
http://t.co/LDrsMN62iN
7/13
2015
My babe should stop pooping, I miss him
7/12
2015
Boyfriend: Look babe, they made a sign for you. "Caution, curves ahead"RT when you find Kanye http://t.co/dwARR4D1QT
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7/11
2015
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7/9
2014
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10/9
2014
HAH http://t.co/HrETSl5VN0
10/7
2014
Just saw what that ginger Andy Dalton is getting paid in his new contract. Guys gonna be able to buy a shit load sunscreen with that cash.
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10/2
2014
#kitten #blackandwhite http://t.co/YLHWnHDJ1I
6/28
2014
This is only Denny's. This ain't no Red Robin.
2/15
2014
@transferband what's cooler than having a concert in class? NOTHING
1/31
2013
My favorite Emmy-winning routine is Gravity. Watch #sytycd every TUE on FOX #sytycdGravity
11/26
2013
I don't usually try to sing panic! At the disco songs because it just sounds like I'm reading out of a university level english textbook
Retweeted by Emily Rose Juliet: where art thou sweet Romeo Romeo: favs but doesn't reply
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11/10
2013
Country music is worse than Foothills football team
Retweeted by Emily Rose no i'm not wearing a weave
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10/30
2013
Short girls are the cutest.
Retweeted by Emily Rose "Bros before hoes" -People who usually have neither
Retweeted by Emily Rose I may wear toms but at least I don't wear monster energy merchandise
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10/26
2013
My face. http://t.co/eAzamCru2I
8/16
2013
Has anyone ever trained their pet parrot to say ˝tweet, tweet˝ cause that would be hilarious.
Retweeted by Emily Rose Shout out to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets.
5/30
2013
Wee ukulele
5/28
2013
CREEP WIT ME.
Retweeted by Emily Rose Are you French? Cuz Eiffel for you. @DanceluvsLinds
5/9
2013
Are you a magician? Cuz ALAKADAMN @DanceluvsLindsIf you were a transformer, you would be OPTIMUS FINE. @DanceluvsLinds
5/8
2013
row row row your boat gently off a cliff
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5/5
2013
Mm girl them some pretty ass cankles ya got therr
5/3
2012
DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A CRAP IT'S SUNDAY
11/18
2012
Porta just told us how he doesnt lose his temper. Then he pushed David out of his chair.
11/7
2012
Spent the whole morning on reddit. Another Diem Carpe'd.
10/14
2012
Chilling downtown between dance classes. #sweaty #zerofucks
10/11
2012
THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH
10/8
2012
Becoming a completely different person when talking to adults
Retweeted by Emily Rose having to wear a life jacket in public because you’re drowning in all the basic bitches
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10/6
2012
I wanna wrestle a bear. With my BEAR hands. @PokeMaster_Blar
9/10
2012
Girls are always like this... http://t.co/8xGFZhuz
7/13
2012

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