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junior editor @i_D and writer for $$$ everywhere else | call me beep me if u wanna reach me roisin.lanigan@i-d.co

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we should have put our foot down when Irish americans started saying “patty’s day” but we did nothing and now look… https://t.co/3EYP7P9MH8without a doubt the most upsetting thing about being in my late twenties is now when I eat too many carbs the next… https://t.co/GsV148x2Nf
5/28
2020
It says a lot about the political culture in the UK that the only person who has faced any consequences for Dominic… https://t.co/Jm7xo1Vizm
Retweeted by Róisín Lanigan @lollyadefope I want what they have 🥺men, what’s stopping u from looking like this https://t.co/JZocfn1hiithe other day my bf’s mum popped round for a socially distant visit and asked how i was doing lmao joanne do u real… https://t.co/dbOgwtEd2o @joelgolby "the aesthetic of sponcon informs real life" is probably the most depressing and accurate sentence i've read in a while like damnmy conspiracy theory is that this is sponcon for simply lemonade DISCUSS https://t.co/nLyXnyGotVi do be wanting peri peri though. the duality of mani haven't hugged my mum since february https://t.co/3LTOsACd0vhttps://t.co/3wFkQJttU3 https://t.co/pGs6pjxefrNo man has ever done so much for O'Neills in such a short space of time https://t.co/PClnn32u6V
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5/27
2020
@FedoraAbu omg I have been watching so many of them!! why are they so satisfying and so disgusting at the same timeim still sad tho so what the FUCK https://t.co/DWR20VgExa @amandarossagain I should get a veterans discounthad a bad day today so I made the TikTok hack cake and did this foot mask I paid like £23 for off amazon https://t.co/s24eTDHZ0mme replying to every woman on instagram’s quarantine cooking stories with wholesome encouragement https://t.co/B0v7d7iA1fTo be fair, no I don't actually remember that.. https://t.co/cZqeGhVGks
Retweeted by Róisín LaniganI know I shouldn’t be surprised and yet im still furious that matt hancock had the GALL to open his press conferenc… https://t.co/YIPQGS34Nn @thediyora https://t.co/BAENYyIY2uNo COVID-19 deaths reported in the Republic of Ireland yesterday. No COVID-19 deaths reported in Northern Ireland today. #Hope
Retweeted by Róisín Laniganthere’s literally no concrete end date to shielding everyone’s been just told to stay in “until the end of June”. c… https://t.co/hMnwfO8OwWthis week sucks and its tuesday https://t.co/RfcizNeC80 https://t.co/J0M0rXWyvLI’m annoying but it’s like .. who isn’t
Retweeted by Róisín Laniganbooks! specifically these books! i wrote about for @i_D https://t.co/9mdd5J2iFB
Retweeted by Róisín Lanigan @HannaHanra yes I need one!! for a short person @joelgolby @alice_emily i've seen these happening before and always been so confused!! what a great ideajust got an email offering socially distant botox. nature is healing xi do have rollerskates but my bf has banned me from using them on account of the time i fractured my spine xonce I'm allowed to exist in the world again I really wanna buy a bike so I can go places, but I'm so scared and ba… https://t.co/8H70LhbCQb
5/26
2020
@JNkappers funny I once lived with someone in greenpoint who woke me up at 3am to ask if I wanted to go look at a bridge @paulbIack I watched this for the first time the other night and cried so much lmao lockdown has done me in @hannahtindle I feel like suddenly these are everywhere???me before and after driving to barnard castle https://t.co/qWa77nT6yparchie boxed a fucking grizzly bear and it still made more sense than this https://t.co/Ei5MxaOVseit’s so depressing to see trumps “the media fuckin SUCKS” excuse to deflect all valid criticism has seeped over isn’t itdominic cummings looks like he’s about to tell me that despite making it to judges houses, I will not be going forw… https://t.co/L5BcPbsjAKget in the car kids. me and your mam are sick so we're going to go and test my eyesight on the fuckin motorway
Retweeted by Róisín Laniganwhat is your favourite time consuming quarantine hobby? mine is making extremely elaborate bowls of porridge @nthnashma @jamesdgreig it just feels so fancy!damn ok https://t.co/R898aETTN0 https://t.co/RlpFy3vhiZthank u hive 🙏sparkling water hive should I buy a soda stream (non dominic cummings related tweet)
5/25
2020
@bearcavingamy sadly the english edition is as shite as you’d expect https://t.co/qwETwoZBEyu absolutely love to see it https://t.co/krOPm3WBNhObsessed with this image. https://t.co/tJ6RuVNL88
Retweeted by Róisín LaniganI love this song https://t.co/VC9MrDAAyG @ttoinocontext https://t.co/lHxrJpw1sK
Retweeted by Róisín Lanigancrazy how I could absolutely batter dominic cummingsThis van has just turned up outside Dominic Cummings house @SkyNews https://t.co/TVhmlWI9zN
Retweeted by Róisín LaniganDID HE GO TO BARNARD CASTLE OR NOT https://t.co/DBmM5SzX7Levery single boris briefing https://t.co/bw80xYcRVd
Retweeted by Róisín Laniganit’s been a while since I’ve screamed at my tv like thishttps://t.co/hJai1uNL86
Retweeted by Róisín Lanigan @laurassic_parc grma 💕💕may this joyful video break up your cursed dominic cummings timeline https://t.co/1Ka0GJocuQtoday’s had it all but my highlight has been dominic cummings leaving his house with a finding nemo ball, a film al… https://t.co/FRNaCT6z5k
Retweeted by Róisín Lanigankeep going to tweet a really angry emotional thread about wanting nothing more than to go home to Ireland to be wit… https://t.co/nKhL3GTx9i
5/24
2020
@douglasgrnwd I’m obsessed with herI am begging you to understand that “people on unemployment are currently making more than people working for minim… https://t.co/KBqiQHIeuv
Retweeted by Róisín Lanigan @seanbgoneill I’m gonna be all over the wild Atlantic way, getting the full american tourist experience @seanbgoneill I’m actually in the middle of planning a post rona Irish road trip to keep me sane lolim not glamorizing being a dumb bitch i am just a glamorous dumb bitch
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5/23
2020
@joelgolby poke man. sold pokes @thebobpalmer we met on holidaymy bf just shouted at me for this tweet bc “why would u bother coming up with the joke and then use a pic this pixe… https://t.co/5kQKJZ6LQymy plans 2020 https://t.co/TUicjc5dYBTwenty-two years today since our island voted by a landslide for the Good Friday Agreement, protecting the right of… https://t.co/a7rVwZyR5A
Retweeted by Róisín Laniganu all think im joking as well https://t.co/XF7RqfWtcXmy dog has absolutely had it with my FaceTime bullshit https://t.co/NUaLYcOsX5 @BigDirtyFry Hope you’re holding up okay x @laurarfitz @GlastoFestFeed @daisy_bernard this was such a wholesome moment 💕can’t stop thinking about a gram of uranium containing 20 billion calories. the ultimate forbidden quarantine snackme buying PVC trousers and 1kg bags of pick n mix https://t.co/B1Y94PIWPXcannot believe it's coming up to two years since we repealed the 8th. getting teary thinking about hugging pals whe… https://t.co/IrUASKAxoT
Retweeted by Róisín Lanigan @amandarossagain missed ugreat hole https://t.co/aytENHWYOh
5/22
2020
2020 has turned out some absolutely incredible divorce looks tbf https://t.co/f0DBt1cwcf
5/21
2020
Well, it's been six months, I'm ready for Saoirse Ronan to play an assertive young woman discovering her own strength again.
Retweeted by Róisín Laniganamericans are TAPPEDjust got asked to write something on spec to secure a freelance gig for which the rate was $0.02 a word 🥴I know obviously clapham but hear me out: there’s no point to maida vale and it has a v sinister energy https://t.co/6cOW9vhIltsorry this is a boring dystopian tweet but where can I buy some reusable facemasks pls
5/20
2020
oh to be browsing the crisp aisle in a foreign country with someone you love
Retweeted by Róisín Lanigan @danilboparai is this a subtweet about @Fionartley
5/19
2020
mine x https://t.co/W9Mta0SuB8 @Czaroline there’s something about having to remember to cook your own meals and sleep in a bed when u have no ener… https://t.co/t6nUSvenzs @MucusBlack no don’t I’m so obsessed with this case @danilboparai oh thank god u got to this bit i was dying to mention it!! RIP to a real one 🥺My Plans: 2020: https://t.co/oVOtad0KfJ
Retweeted by Róisín Lanigansorry for not responding i am completely disconnected from reality
Retweeted by Róisín Laniganhas boris just decided he cant be bothered going to the press briefings now or whatall I know is when I lived in america my fridge was filled with the daily essentials: orange sunkist and york’s peppermint patties ONLYwhy do Americans always have massive fridges what do u put in there https://t.co/NLrLfRLg9q @AnnaCafolla kim is in the car outside waiting on a sausage roll bapcan u believe we live in a world now where kourtney kardashian knows what a centra is https://t.co/pRR2YMhjwX
5/18
2020
imagine emerging from a quarantine spiral to see daniel o’donnell belting out here I am lord at your kitchen window… https://t.co/J0OYuXMQqqthe bravest thing I’ve ever done is move to england in the middle of the neknominate craze @Donnan_S mine had a dinner party last night I was fuming lol
5/17
2020

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