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Folk-singer. Comedian. Wrestling Journalist. Not a Horse Professor. NJPW content for @WRESTLEZONEcom. General News & Mayhem for @pw_dotcom.

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@BoogieDogCHI I almost said “I don’t have time to go that far back, I have a dog now” and then remembered that you… https://t.co/UFINRVLp85 @BoogieDogCHI I’m not going THAT far back (though those matches RULED) but I figure start with Kidman winning the b… https://t.co/Xr5aSv5g0NConsidering doing a deep dive into the WWE Cruiserweight Championship, starting with the WCW Cruiserweight Title’s… https://t.co/ySAFoauva0He’s not addicted to crack, he’s addicted to crackin’ skulls. Listen to the lyrics. https://t.co/Wm7Ij3sIha @RandomSegments It’s not over for anyone until Super Tuesday. Iowa was a clusterfuck for everyone (even the “winner… https://t.co/YNOtYtPMMaI still know who I’m voting for in the primary, but a few folks were very impressive in last night’s #demdebate, so… https://t.co/B18dPzzQ9XHear me out: revive the Syracuse Saltine Warriors with a less racist mascot. https://t.co/9uCYoJa9HpGold stars. No notes. https://t.co/PxRDCmnXVFDue to technical issues, tonight’s #njroad results will have to be part of tomorrow’s #NJPWed.THREE HOURS TO GO! IWGP Junior Tag titles are on the line! Roppongi 3K are on a roll, but they've never beaten t… https://t.co/SLam9hBaao
Retweeted by Ross W Berman IVyou know the real problem with bernie? it’s not radical leftist ideology or democratic socialism, it’s that this tw… https://t.co/VRT4XrNlvs
Retweeted by Ross W Berman IV @colettearrand My girlfriend is obsessed with Macho Man, and it’s given me a new appreciation. He was operating on… https://t.co/VUD0f3Oj0WTriple H wanted to watch Wardlow/Cody. https://t.co/wFaPobAgaT @markhoppus Not everything... https://t.co/Ds7ey2CKAbI’m honestly sorry for giving you the mental image of Michael Bloomberg cumming while his balls are pulverized by a stiletto.When you feel millions of people step on your balls at once... https://t.co/mtoUt8bNb5Jeffrey Epstein is dead so Mike Bloomberg has to get his kicks SOMEWHERE. If that means spending $500million to g… https://t.co/67bkDXFMYR"...then they changed the algorithm." is this generation's "And then they closed all the factories"
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Retweeted by Ross W Berman IVAfter a brief media blackout, Elizabeth Warren has returned to the national spotlight, drinking a cold beer out of… https://t.co/SLRYYG0pUMWhen I’m wrong, I’m wrong. Wardlow looked good as hell in defeat. @ryansatin Interested to see what they do with Balor next week#DemocraticDebate https://t.co/yeYojBe7QtI’m not used to saying this after a debate but I have...hope!? #DemocraticDebateANNOUNCEMENT! I am not in CHAOS. I just saw people going to the ring to honor Tiger & assumed everyone was coming… https://t.co/iVqdWmsbnf
Retweeted by Ross W Berman IV @KevinInChains I’m glad I’m not the only one that sees it.Elizabeth Warren, soaked in the blood of Mike Bloomberg, high fiving staffers and petting her dog. #DemDebateHe’s dead, Jim (Pt. II) https://t.co/HGAYHtFtCiI have a buddy helping with #WWENXT results https://t.co/LYTh47uuLSThe #DemDebate is a callback and Bloomberg is Trump’s stand in. @astweetedbyRP This is an audition.Don’t kinkshame the former mayor of New York https://t.co/DcxTbSyh9hMean tweets don’t seem so bad now, huh Mayor Bloomberg? #DemDebateCharlotte Flair gets to wrestle the greatest wrestler in WWE, AND Rhea Ripley. Gonna be a fun spring. #WWENXT*here *whoopBianca Belair interrupting Green & Carter in the middle of their match saying “I’mma let you finish,” “she doesn’t… https://t.co/TvLNmQ5kp1Keith Lee holds the record for quickest win in the USA era of #WWENXTWho am i supposed to root for in GYV vs. Forgotten Sons? #WWENXTI KNEW it looked bigger this year.Smoke one for Stallion Cup. #WWENXT https://t.co/JoTwf8GktgThe Dusty Cup trophy failed the wellness policy, is suspended for 30 days. #WWENXT“Where’s our golf cart?” “YOU got it impounded.” #WWENXTEveryone please keep your shoes on though. https://t.co/2TQ0GS6s7X @MikeKillam Did you also watch Star Trek V: The Final Frontier today too? @bpritchard152 The exalted cutoutBalor promising his “next move,” next week....#TickTock? #WWENXTDevlin & Rush are putting on a fun match. I still wish Garza was involved.He’s dead, Jim. https://t.co/xJhoj6wRATWe took the belt off Garza why? #WWENXT @mattkoonmusic Admittedly Cody doesn’t have to win to get the match, but it’s pinfall/submission only so I could se… https://t.co/tSBIVyeVBt @TheAdamBomb90 Someone suggested MJF make the referee declare him the winner by forfeit, and I’m kinda on board. @Lola_Bradbury No pun intended but I feel this tweet in my pores. @MrWarrenHayes Jason Jordan has hairNo one: Anime character getting hit into the ground: https://t.co/9Ilnx4G3XU
Retweeted by Ross W Berman IVHonestly, I built my whole prediction around them not jobbing out Wardlow in his in-ring debut but this ALSO makes… https://t.co/0xZadlnsNuBayley & Sasha are the (non-Uso) definition of Day One-ish https://t.co/7VIgcgeHru https://t.co/D0rmxmwQ1F @RandomSegments @ItzzzWoody I figure you keep him off TV until the PPV, then have him jump MJF in Chicago. @TheAdamBomb90 Yeah, I wouldn’t be surprised if they do a confrontation at Revolution to build to the match at DoN.It all boils down to Wardlow. I can’t imagine he’s gonna look like a goof in his first match. They seem smart enoug… https://t.co/f8ukRsUsRs @ItzzzWoody @RandomSegments Yeah then I’m holding strong to my prediction. @TheAdamBomb90 https://t.co/aBi3B8OVAu
2/20
2020
@RandomSegments @ItzzzWoody It’s just feels like a feud they can easily extend. Hell, maybe they’ll find a way to m… https://t.co/dB6UWHO5ph @astweetedbyRP 100% @ItzzzWoody True, the language is just vague enough that Cody can lose and still get the match. https://t.co/HvNXHIcouMI’m making my prediction. Wardlow beats Cody in the cage, and they hold off on Cody vs. MJF until Double or Nothing.The fact that I went to F Is For Fake, two different Jakes, and Billions character Oliver Dake, before getting to “… https://t.co/iSfLO2Kk4GROSS GELLAR *as the waiter takes the menu from him and his date*: WE WERE ON A STEAK! @BriannaWellen @SHO_Billions I’m bored and my dog is asleepROSS GELLAR *standing on Christopher Denham’s shoulders during an episode of @SHO_Billions*: WE WERE ON A DAKE!ROSS GELLAR *wiping frosting off the bottom of his shoes*: WE WERE ON A CAKE!ROSS GELLAR *losing power during band practice, just as they were getting to the ska punk song*: WE WERE ON A LESS THAN JAKE!ROSS GELLAR *looking at art forgeries with Orson Wells*: WE WERE ON F IS FOR FAKE!ROSS GELLAR *surfing in a Richard Nixon mask*: WE WERE ON POINT BREAK!ROSS GELLAR *standing on top of Jake Paul*: WE WERE ON A JAKE!ROSS GELLAR *wearing a big mustache and tossing pizza dough in front of bikini clad women*: MAMMA MIA! WE WERE ON-A SPRING BREAK!ROSS GELLAR *holding a hoagie*: WE WERE ON A LUNCH BREAK!ROSS GELLAR *with a cigarette dangling from his mouth*: WE WERE ON A SMOKE BREAK!Imagine listening to conspiracy podcasts when there’s...*gestures to the entire recorded history of music*Vegas is weird https://t.co/AmsuzbMDVcAnyway, cocaine is bad for you, folks.Podcasts always start out like “hey I’m gonna interview my buddy about stuff he’s done” and then when the metrics s… https://t.co/2FS3VeqKRa @AytchDeeThang SameYou might say it wasn’t in a match, but it was in an NJPW ring, and the fall was counted by Tiger Hattori, so techn… https://t.co/vskDjVicEjTiger Hattori has officially pinned Okada more times than SANADA.Grandchild: “Grandpa, what was 2020 like?” Me: “Every other week I would stay up until dawn and watch old Japanese men cry.”The year is 2035. Hiroshi Tanahashi is delivering his farewell address at his retirement ceremony. The 10 bell salu… https://t.co/JQmCz8AadcI’m just in awe of this look, and want to own every single piece.Between Liger, Nakanishi & Hattori, I feel like I’m watching a lot of old men cry in 2020. #njroad #ThankYouTigerA truly legendary fit on Keiji Mutoh. #ThankYouTiger #njroad https://t.co/doMWX4o7lLCHOSHU!!! #ThankYouTigerMUTOH!!!!!!! #ThankYouTigerHiroshi Hase!!!!!! Holy shit!! #ThankYouTigerKABUKI!! #ThankYouTigerThey're just letting everyone beat Okada now. #ThankYouTiger #njroad https://t.co/spA2WgbMfC#ThankYouTiger https://t.co/LCYQploxiEI have no idea how SANADA’s hair works, and that is what makes wrestling great. #njroadI have no idea how Okada’s light-up jacket works, and that is what makes wrestling great. #njroadTiger Hattori wiping tears away between matches. #njroad #ThankYouTigerIf this were WWE, instead of having a series of retirement matches, Manabu Nakanishi would just be repeatedly murde… https://t.co/IPZdWEBUPSJuice continuing to make...choices. #njroad #ThankYouTiger
2/19
2020

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