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I mostly tweet about sports...mostly🌹🏀⚾️🏈 “Complete Assclown” - Curt Schilling

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Joined Twitter 3/23/19


someone recorded their cat saying “well hi!” in a southern accent and i will never be the same https://t.co/iczFsGI1N7
Retweeted by 👽👻Death Metal Hippie👻👽Jerry Jones says Jason Garrett will remain the coach but I can confirm a very real interest in Urban Meyer. In fact… https://t.co/ruTkntvsGC
Retweeted by 👽👻Death Metal Hippie👻👽 @VicBergerIV He’s so horrible. I worked with a guy at a gov job who was a big Alex Jones fan. He wore an info wars… https://t.co/BmKpYrOPjPTHERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON WITH ALEX JONES Alex Jones is in the news again, so might as well re-upload this oldie.… https://t.co/8mGbvmZnwC
Retweeted by 👽👻Death Metal Hippie👻👽every city has a "guy" they all know about. you can visit a friend in their town and see a man dressed in robes, ri… https://t.co/HlodORMYpI
Retweeted by 👽👻Death Metal Hippie👻👽I need help remembering a movie/show: It’s in the 50’s and a few guys are in a restaurant owned by an old German c… https://t.co/L57X1wz0ZT
Retweeted by 👽👻Death Metal Hippie👻👽THE answer of the night, from Jerry Jones in Chicago on his Garrett-led #Cowboys coaching staff going forward: ‘Eve… https://t.co/dBUnPBEJY6
Retweeted by 👽👻Death Metal Hippie👻👽we regret to inform you that Newton has been euthanized 😞 https://t.co/jB3NuTXuG3
Retweeted by 👽👻Death Metal Hippie👻👽 @SNFonNBC NFC Least back at itNobody seems to want the NFC East ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/bq5tiBt6tw
Retweeted by 👽👻Death Metal Hippie👻👽Well from the front this is sponge bob but the back???? https://t.co/oEshlY1rGq
Retweeted by 👽👻Death Metal Hippie👻👽Ughhhh I thought it was from this Kerouac novel, but I just read an entire spark notes chapter by chapter summary a… https://t.co/9KZ5xOSatzI need help remembering a movie/show: It’s in the 50’s and a few guys are in a restaurant owned by an old German c… https://t.co/L57X1wz0ZTYou don't really want Jake Marisnick to be your starting CF -- the Ks, my god, the Ks -- but if you're a Mets team… https://t.co/x0Xy4nNTB3
Retweeted by 👽👻Death Metal Hippie👻👽nooo baby yoda don't do it https://t.co/aYenWPyyA2
Retweeted by 👽👻Death Metal Hippie👻👽Russell Westbrook is the 3rd player in the shot-clock era (1954-55) to attempt 25 shots in back-to-back games witho… https://t.co/KJIAAGCWHE
Retweeted by 👽👻Death Metal Hippie👻👽 @KSherringtonDMN @dmn_cowboys Using Jerry Logic ™️, he’ll probably make it Kellen MooreKellen Moore interim coach. Watch.Ill cheer for Dallas players, but I don’t care if Jerry’s team wins another game*god creating matt gaetz* alright now let's give him a face angel: ok creating face now, tell me when... god: an… https://t.co/mTqHw0vFJZ
Retweeted by 👽👻Death Metal Hippie👻👽By keeping Garrett, you send a message to your locker room: losing is okay. That message can act like a virus.
Retweeted by 👽👻Death Metal Hippie👻👽Michael Bennett has four sacks in six games with Cowboys.
Retweeted by 👽👻Death Metal Hippie👻👽 @brklynguy718 @ABC @UPS Hell yeah, taking shots at disabled people to make a outplayed joke on Twitter. Very nice. trump will be pleased. @brklynguy718 @ABC @UPS good one. @brklynguy718 @ABC @UPS Fuck the robbers and fuck the cops that killed two innocent people. Also, fuck you.In terms of 'misses' (which is a fair-enough way to evaluate), #Cowboys Brett Maher is the poorest kicker in the NF… https://t.co/iQ2IaBlqvd
Retweeted by 👽👻Death Metal Hippie👻👽Brett Maher has now missed 10 field goals in 2019 ... more than any kicker in a single season in the last 4 years.… https://t.co/gyZuluT97b
Retweeted by 👽👻Death Metal Hippie👻👽 @JohnN1958 @Get_after_it_88 @DezBryant You wanna give @3YearLetterman his gimmick back?I have developed a life extension technique I codenamed Lazarus-7 but I lack the resources to build it, forcing me… https://t.co/DUbMnqdHtM
Retweeted by 👽👻Death Metal Hippie👻👽 @ABC Why the fuck is @UPS thanking the cops for killing their employee? @Jim_Jordan Ok, Gym ; )Is Ted Cruz replacing Rendon or Strasburg? https://t.co/6zsd25snpn
Retweeted by 👽👻Death Metal Hippie👻👽Black Flag https://t.co/FHiJnQNZyCAlso, I collect political campaign material 👀Im voting for Bernie and Castro has zero chance, but I think it’s worth $5 to try and get Castro on stage for the d… https://t.co/JbySByhC4rThis is all because I donated $5 for a button jk But seriously Castro has always been there to support our union an… https://t.co/8iekfSxfg2 @historybro Richie Incognito is going to be an amazing future episode for @CrimeInSportsJon Gruden https://t.co/rwmBEUeuOThttps://t.co/q3rrBWprqa
Retweeted by 👽👻Death Metal Hippie👻👽 @RiegerMk Yes! I need to see the movie still
12/6
2019
My cousin was killed by a criminal while on duty protecting his community. Can I get some RTs in his memory?… https://t.co/qkFREsUjeABut Barron, amirite? https://t.co/2wZvINBHWU
Retweeted by 👽👻Death Metal Hippie👻👽Joe Biden called Elizabeth Warren an elitist, but here he is insulting a man's weight ("sedentary" and "look, fat")… https://t.co/OBn8fNVfZ9
Retweeted by 👽👻Death Metal Hippie👻👽Quick thanks to my union for helping me figure out a health plan ✊🏼A lot scarier than I expected! https://t.co/f9rWLZIgiflol nothing matters https://t.co/4PLTAC7naWBREAKING: Photo released that has led to numerous DOC employees being suspended https://t.co/Lee98ldVl2
Retweeted by 👽👻Death Metal Hippie👻👽when bernie raises his voice and gets animated about healthcare or school lunches or whatever, thats yelling and th… https://t.co/7KSbqQAm44
Retweeted by 👽👻Death Metal Hippie👻👽“My party is not known for worrying about the deficit or the debt too much...” Yep, that’s @PeteButtigieg on the c… https://t.co/ddTLrf1m6c
Retweeted by 👽👻Death Metal Hippie👻👽Fact-check: * Reagan/Bush grew the deficit * Clinton left a surplus * Dubya exploded the deficit * Obama shrunk de… https://t.co/W2rGJPxNpI
Retweeted by 👽👻Death Metal Hippie👻👽everything is fine and good and fine😬 https://t.co/fgMROW8g12
Retweeted by 👽👻Death Metal Hippie👻👽Pete Buttigeg is the candidate for suburban white people who think being for trump is trashy and gauche. They would… https://t.co/M9oX8qbOoQ
Retweeted by 👽👻Death Metal Hippie👻👽this reminds me of the kids in middle school wearing like fall out boy shirts trying to hang out with the kids wear… https://t.co/ecM5i7PU9d
Retweeted by 👽👻Death Metal Hippie👻👽Celebrating 64 Years of the AFL-CIO. Here is footage from the 1st Constitutional Convention of the AFL-CIO.… https://t.co/IXBA0qV1bF
Retweeted by 👽👻Death Metal Hippie👻👽Rush https://t.co/qtTjGXebumSouth Bend’s police chief, close ally of Pete Buttigieg, promotes officer involved in controversial choking death… https://t.co/tbEpWhcR6x @FINALLEVEL KingI stand with the Metalheads! https://t.co/6Mwk8DPkXS
Retweeted by 👽👻Death Metal Hippie👻👽The size of that dude. You can just tell he played some ball at A&M. Dude is very nimble for a big man. Doing middl… https://t.co/SegPjP0qT5A true Texan King https://t.co/zvDb0Zbv0oI keep getting so fucking frustrated about shit like this SNAP benefits thing and thinking what the fuck can we do… https://t.co/zDBO5Y2PF2
Retweeted by 👽👻Death Metal Hippie👻👽 @JSMarisnick thanks for the time in Houston! Good luck with the Mets. Say hi to Carlos for usThe Head Hunter, Deadly Games, Haunt, One Cut of the Dead, The Baby, Hagazussa, Nekrotronic, Tigers Are Not Afraid,… https://t.co/9iUe1O67TA
Retweeted by 👽👻Death Metal Hippie👻👽 @historybro Maybe they have some irony bro anarchist working there? Idk @LindseyGrahamSC @SpeakerPelosi Isn’t Lindsey a girl’s name?🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 https://t.co/08CNoe5hA3looking through old drone footage of little saint james https://t.co/qvfZTcfZUk
Retweeted by 👽👻Death Metal Hippie👻👽Oof and now my dude Pierre is rolling in his grave https://t.co/xL89kCwM5qEx-Senator who voted for the Iraq War and lost a presidential election endorses another ex-Senator who voted for th… https://t.co/nigF2T64v1
Retweeted by 👽👻Death Metal Hippie👻👽"I've been in this game a hundred years, but I see new ways to lose I never knew existed before." ~ New York #Metshttps://t.co/VMKbcvjAlO
Retweeted by 👽👻Death Metal Hippie👻👽I won’t vote for him or Biden. I’d fucking vote Gary Johnson over Mayo Pete. At least Gary is anti warI hate him so fucking much Pete Buttigieg and McKinsey: why a background in business raises doubts https://t.co/ul6Nml6kuKMe: Enjoys tall tales and sci fi stories Them: SANDY HOOK WAS DONE BY GAY LIBERAL MUSLIM REPTILE PEOPLE FROM MEXICO!!!Us weirdo ufo conspiracy type people aren’t the problem here. This is just fun. It’s the people that push stuff lik… https://t.co/OUSD7UZdVXIt legit makes me mad that Warren used the alien to belittle conspiracies. Especially given all the UFO revelations… https://t.co/P7p3FFNTapAn evil bayou cult that breeds babies to turn into chattel to harvest their soul energies for immortality? Yes, please.“Darkness” is freaking me outRead John Saul. @thehill Holy fuck who caresJust picked up “The Ocean at the End of the Lane” from my local library and it’s signed by @neilhimself!!! https://t.co/CgfoAPZUZC
Retweeted by 👽👻Death Metal Hippie👻👽The Doors https://t.co/6gbHSh17kNIf I'm understanding her correctly, this is a pitch for a socialist-Nazi alliance and one of the most singularly ir… https://t.co/fStCMlG065
Retweeted by 👽👻Death Metal Hippie👻👽 @CBSNews What absolute madman is getting sushi at 7-11?The Doors https://t.co/KehT0xTGKYPerfect specimens of tuxedo cats and Guatemalan/Italian/AmericansBlack Flag (Dez on vocals) https://t.co/8vaPNA7e7rMaybe global warming killing all of us isn’t a bad thing https://t.co/u8T2QSWR7Uhttps://t.co/2gP9LMIPsa
Retweeted by 👽👻Death Metal Hippie👻👽Def doing this 😂 https://t.co/SZ7VlmVMzQ
Retweeted by 👽👻Death Metal Hippie👻👽The Hottake Hoon and her horny reply guys defend the “free speech” and “labor rights” of a teacher who wanted her s… https://t.co/UTurCCUcsX
Retweeted by 👽👻Death Metal Hippie👻👽 @nytimes @NYTimesAtWar Enough about those 86,000 dead or injured civilians, though. Let’s talk about the true victim here. America.*In the Cowboy’s locker room* #CowboysNation https://t.co/ZJwIqrSSU2Jabba the Hutt snow sculpture in Japan https://t.co/6Yrhof2sh3
Retweeted by 👽👻Death Metal Hippie👻👽Rather than funding education and expanding Social Security, the GOP says the solution is to let people tap into me… https://t.co/q9vmAQnHoW
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Retweeted by 👽👻Death Metal Hippie👻👽 @WWEonFOX @TheRock I was a kid during the attitude era and remember thinking Rock was the biggest dude I’ve ever se… https://t.co/v1xggKSl6DYup, @TheRock wins the (more than) #10YearChallenge https://t.co/NunBNji8Ml
Retweeted by 👽👻Death Metal Hippie👻👽 @RoseEmojiTico Right on. I’ll have to check it out @RoseEmojiTico Oh I just saw it on Disney+. Is that where you’re watching it? @AnthonyHirschIf Lmao you don’t give a shit about killing. When’s the last time you said anything about US drones k… https://t.co/WwqibOgJFc
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2019

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