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Curiosity freak,OCD sufferer,blunder bandar,freelance fashion stylist,BOHAAT Founder

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We are facing a dire health emergency n we have people trying to justify central n state govts apathy & inaction to… https://t.co/CM34lq0o9g
Retweeted by Monomad @nah_im_abdulla 😁The three magical words that are deeply satisfying and assuring are: I Don't Care
Retweeted by Monomad @MurthyNiveditha Post this post, asked a friend, a guy, what do u call it. And he’s always been calling it “faucet”… https://t.co/fLosQ8CKsj
11/3
2019
@MurthyNiveditha I preferred (and still do actually) calling it ‘bum jet’Anybody else been calling this bum gun all their lives? No? Just me? Alright, then. #bidet #LearnEnglish https://t.co/bbbZfgg2RB
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10/31
2019
And the service centre on 100ft Road Indiranagar has no clue of what’s happening with the manager MIA today.Have ex… https://t.co/nWyb1gPkG6 @airtelindia Not only does your network, but your service is awful beyond words too!Just for an addition of middle… https://t.co/PKQsb7cOrT
10/19
2019
@PhadkeTai Wonder if there’s a journey mapping from “hep” to “lit” @PhadkeTai I always was, am and will be ‘Chaotic’ Neutral @beastoftraal Well, the lesson is - at least in the world of flora, there’s no discrimination based on shape, size, region, religion, etc.!While I did love everything about the movie, my opinion of whether this is really The Joker of Gotham always linger… https://t.co/RdgLFQxkdX
10/18
2019
You wouldn’t know a joke if one raised you. https://t.co/zUV3MLkmVm
Retweeted by MonomadLike sex, hate sex, think about sex? Do read... The female price of male pleasure https://t.co/8ffVeYZR2C
Retweeted by MonomadTurkish state-backed media hails a “successful operation” to “neutralize” an unarmed 35-year old woman working to u… https://t.co/pFfpqnCzkJ
Retweeted by MonomadCat Realizes She Has Ears! https://t.co/iPvNsqMJF8
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10/13
2019
Someone I know was trying to implement this idea https://t.co/skFh0ETVtmHim: I want to be more than friends. Me: You want to be cousins?
Retweeted by MonomadIf I ever saw a view like this I’d honestly honestly cry, the water is so still that it looks like they’re on the e… https://t.co/MujhCh42sL
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Retweeted by MonomadHello designers 👋 You might like this new tool 👀 Design, prototype and animate in a single app 🎭🎨 https://t.co/2XutZmNnOl
Retweeted by MonomadCabbies in bangalore are like Investors. They check your vision. “Kahan jaana hai?” your team. “Kitne log ho?”… https://t.co/cDnfG3RVdH
Retweeted by MonomadTwitter, my watchman's nephew is looking for a job in Bombay. He's an LLB graduate but has no experience (this is w… https://t.co/IMEvn0JQiV
Retweeted by MonomadIt's an eventful day at work. A guy has glued himself on top of a plane at London City Airport just across from me.… https://t.co/djeMOv0BBc
Retweeted by MonomadHappy mental health day to you too :) https://t.co/GnaBhZDaLiMost of the times, even the most decent men have an alcoholic assholic nature towards women - ingrained hai saala!… https://t.co/WZDkZxIV1a"Mitron, mere liye Xi ka matlab hai... Eleven. Jo hai aaj ka date." No? ok.
Retweeted by Monomad @hiyer unable to DM you. I have a story to share on behalf of a friend. And would like your opinion. How do I reach you?my nose is running for president
Retweeted by MonomadHow things make noises: Dogs - woof woof Cats - meow meow Birds - chirp chirp Cows - moo moo Frogs - ribbit ri… https://t.co/u6TfPjWQr3
Retweeted by MonomadDon’t “worship” women. Treat them as fellow human beings with same rights as anyone else and they don’t have to be… https://t.co/atMTQEfCZg
Retweeted by MonomadBeautiful cinematography! https://t.co/Xn6dVoNU1LBeautiful. #AigiriNandini. https://t.co/tfCGdxky5K
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10/11
2019
Had the most beautiful sighting of a large male tiger smelling wild lantanas while soaking-in the rising sun at the… https://t.co/FR8DdzS3p1
Retweeted by MonomadSalute this young Man. A real Bharath Ratna!!🙏🙏🙏 https://t.co/eaiszzAyd7
Retweeted by MonomadWe are here now. And we are here to stay. You can arrest our bodies. You can't contain our spirit. #SaveAareyhttps://t.co/cNNg43pKsy
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10/6
2019
Do they even love you if they don't know how much sugar to add in your chai?
Retweeted by Monomad @BorkTales Ek gaaun mein ek kisaan Raghu Thatha
9/30
2019
And mental peace! https://t.co/AWoclcaGJi
9/27
2019
@AgniBankai Kyun dil tik-tok tik-tok bole?Daughter started playing the Amar Chitra Katha quiz on Alexa. Alexa asked her, "What was the capital of Ashoka's Ki… https://t.co/8jzeo5Eybf
Retweeted by MonomadAlso. If you find amazing talent, but do not have a really well carved role, still get him/her onboard https://t.co/fAaYrj5bjV
Retweeted by MonomadLucky food for today👇 Aries: Aloo parantha Taurus: Tinda Gemini: Gulab Jamun Cancer: Chole Bhature Leo: Lauki… https://t.co/iQ3qiMxiwh
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9/26
2019
Two hours of rain is sufficient to push back Bengaluru by half a decade of progress:- - Overloaded public transpor… https://t.co/LNhGbIVDnZ
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9/25
2019
Every country needs something like this 💯 An online-only bank startup in Nigeria just raised $1.6M 🏦🇳🇬 https://t.co/GES10gFYdn
Retweeted by MonomadBangalore residents have officially lost it - protesting for “walkable and motorable roads” by jamming a NARROW MAI… https://t.co/KZUv3EWVJM
9/23
2019
@musttravelmore That's the cutest short story I've come across :)Dreamt that I was living with tigers & lionesses. We chilled & hung out together by watching Netflix & eating popco… https://t.co/mDZe9SkKl3
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9/19
2019
@madbhabie Eggless pancakes :) By Betty Crocker
9/17
2019
@ZomatoIN Paapdi no lote. Also known as Khichi
9/13
2019
A lot of people have been asking us why we tweet so much about chai and we just want to say that this tweet is also… https://t.co/h3FRdsTZM7
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9/12
2019
Got scammed at a Onam Sadhya in Luru. Banana leaf was wall decor. Food was served in imported plastic plates!! Capi… https://t.co/WXs2DKFMJ4
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9/11
2019
I don't know about you but I'm a fan of the #Joker movie's social media strategy in India https://t.co/XyNMllvYSL
Retweeted by Monomadhello! I'm looking to talk to LGBTQIA+ people who have come out to their parents/friends/relatives for a story. Ple… https://t.co/NRdiueFNyW
Retweeted by Monomad“The older you get, the more quiet you become. Life humbles you so deeply as you age. You realize how much nonsense you’ve wasted time on.”
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9/9
2019
This whole #BanNetflixIndia is bullshit. Don't like, don't watch it. Simple. Turn on the TV and watch 15 mins of Bh… https://t.co/ibsatnPzvX
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9/6
2019
@musttravelmore Ewwwwwwww....reminds me of this one detective story we read in English subject at school.....where… https://t.co/po6fuOF5uj
9/5
2019
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9/3
2019
Kerala man told by a clinical psychologist that he can be ‘treated’ for homosexuality: This is not an isolated case… https://t.co/ENbh2SV12l
Retweeted by MonomadOh wow just got a really ugly unsolicited d*ck pic in my DMs. Where are men getting this confidence from? Do you no… https://t.co/AispWEQiyA
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9/1
2019
boys legit have the audacity to ask women into football “did you know/dated someone who watched football?” haan bho… https://t.co/EkG7GPbg7k
Retweeted by MonomadIndian women menstruate, Akshay gets a movie. Indian woman wins a medal, Akshay gets movie. Indian women launch M… https://t.co/WR3JLlcHcG
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8/30
2019
There’s a fine line between edgy and just plain vile and y’all cross it without even saying oops
Retweeted by MonomadWe women are stupid. We should have asked for diamond ring, new phone or something so expensive. But what we asked… https://t.co/mo91pBFqP7
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8/29
2019
I often meet MDs, VPs, Directors & CEOs who have a very lousy handshake. At that level, the least they can do is to… https://t.co/NTrirNu9K3
Retweeted by Monomadi have so many ideas that i want to sketch but my skills dont match what im trying to draw
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8/27
2019
@ellle_em Stop asking me how many cats I can see that you liked the way she said and walked towards her Ans then there was no end to it!
8/24
2019
#Repost @LeoDiCaprio Terrifying to think that the Amazon is the largest rain forest on the planet, creating 20% of… https://t.co/VGhu0rliiC
Retweeted by Monomadall i think about anymore is animals as produce vendors https://t.co/E9Uo6MC7JH
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8/23
2019
This only you call #10YearChallenge https://t.co/dTNnK0IaKS
Retweeted by MonomadI just read that the annual tuition fee of a famous school in Mumbai (hint : located in BKC) for KG is 2.5 L. Is t… https://t.co/WqFKnwGcDd
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8/21
2019
Me, trying to use my Lenskart money https://t.co/6OD3ZaQsKb
Retweeted by MonomadEarth's rotation visualised using camera fixed on the milky way! Science is cool....! https://t.co/YYi6NaTTSB
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8/20
2019
All of you. Like share and subscribe 😂😂😂 https://t.co/bgh85UBZOj The phenomenon of Bioluminescence explained by P… https://t.co/e11vTiBCB5
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8/19
2019
wish i could step outside of my body and take my own damn pictures
Retweeted by Monomadur crush is having sex with someone else while you re-read old chats from 2015 and star the message where they said you were cool
Retweeted by MonomadStuffy nose? Leave a sliced onion near where you sleep and let it sit for the night. When you wake up you'll have a clear nose.
Retweeted by MonomadBangalore!!! Who wants to adopt these cuties? They're a month old. Super loving and playful. Keep each other occupi… https://t.co/toOlFrEVXw
Retweeted by MonomadGujaratis spent their whole life explaining this to non Gujarati people https://t.co/oghn8S4xv3
Retweeted by Monomad @gulabiglares Oh yes, been there too :D funny thing is my intention was to call a guy :/
8/14
2019
Simply mind blowing : Paints replacing Wires https://t.co/SkFUYy4jpW
Retweeted by MonomadIf you buy an air ticket from a booking app, your phone will ping for the next ten minutes with alerts on sms, what… https://t.co/osyQ8KDVbc
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8/11
2019
This is the Twitter content I’m here for... 💪🏀🛑😏😂 https://t.co/cpr46ql6A5
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8/10
2019
And who is with Bosnia? Just Herzegovina? Aww 🙃 https://t.co/hdSmvOS6v9
Retweeted by MonomadToday I'm reminded of that one advice a fellow traveler gave me, deep inside the jungles of Latvia, at the dead of… https://t.co/ZogMmdY3Qu
Retweeted by MonomadGo through this reading list prepared by @epw_in to understand the history of Article 370 https://t.co/pZUqEvIRUP
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8/8
2019
That’s a very weird way of placing bottles of water on the table. https://t.co/4ja0hsKjbV
Retweeted by MonomadYour parents also thought A division people are smarter than B division people in school ? I was in A till class 6t… https://t.co/LFZeSj2PLd
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8/7
2019
Quitting my job to start a chaat shop called 'Press the bhel icon'. Wish me luck guys, what could go wrong 🙏✌️
Retweeted by MonomadI wish anger could charge my phone.
Retweeted by Monomad#IcarusAsks Discuss - Roughly what % of your net monthly salary goes towards Savings. - What instruments do you s… https://t.co/VH9qb15Kx1
Retweeted by MonomadThere hasn’t been a more important video to cross my TL in quite some time https://t.co/o467GgxUcz
Retweeted by MonomadThis Friendship Day, remember to wish the person you've never met whose account you're using. #HappyFriendshipDay2019
Retweeted by MonomadWater solves all problems. Want to lose weight? Drink water. Want a clear face? Splash water on face Tired of a person? Drown them.
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8/4
2019

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