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@ACTFibernet It’s been over a week and this complaint still remains open. @ACTFibernet Pls do not make assumptions… https://t.co/nXrsieDumH
4/16
2020
Baby elephants will sometimes throw temper tantrums and toss themselves into mud when upset.
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Retweeted by Monomad @ACTFibernet However I expressed my concern that won’t be possible this week because of the whole pandemic situatio… https://t.co/3SMlrWSH61 @ACTFibernet Considering the situation, you are alright to delay the resolution. However when it comes to your exec… https://t.co/y7QNTWZLn6 @ACTFibernet During the time of this lockdown, while one would expect lack of service, you people have taken it up… https://t.co/ORQ3oZwynV
4/8
2020
Me flirting with boys after this lockdown : so, I've been beating a lot of coffee during this whole lockdown, I'm s… https://t.co/ga9V6dTMaE
Retweeted by Monomad @musttravelmore With practice, it’s come down to one hour :D @GibranSaleem Chill Kozhambu 😁
4/1
2020
@DorkyMcDarkFace It’s not being a spoilsport if it’s genuine health concern during a fatal pandemic, right? @SunOfGan One of those very few songs where the actress dances really well compared to Surya and all he has to do is pose :D @SunOfGan This one is in my Spotify Tamil Songs favourites playlist
3/26
2020
@ZomatoIN Curd rice :)
3/25
2020
Was it too much expect more of 'How?' in his speech instead of just the 'What?'? I'm glad he made amends for last T… https://t.co/lxfdMIuYNQ
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3/24
2020
COVID Myth-busting Thread: Too many myths floating around. Here’s part 2. 1/10: Avoid shipped packages/gas pumps/s… https://t.co/npQu1OnGdo
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Retweeted by Monomadi’m concerned for this aunty https://t.co/q9toy2xuwr
Retweeted by MonomadBrahmin residents in Bgudi were deeply upset that the pourakarmikas hadn't been coming to pick up garbage. They wen… https://t.co/b8aXFRZTdV
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3/23
2020
Quarantine day 6: There are 168 Tunaks and 84 Tuns in Tunak Tunak Tun song.
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3/22
2020
Coronavirus: China reports zero new domestic cases for the first time #Coronavirus https://t.co/c5erkOYTxG
3/19
2020
Curious to know what's the rationale behind 15 mins? Does the spread happens only from the 16th minute of being exp… https://t.co/n8CUm6kxPS
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3/18
2020
Escaped. Lied. Refused to cooperate! SERIOUSLY?! What a stupid dingbat!! :( https://t.co/HaQai3c3zn
Retweeted by Monomad @LivpureSmart @LivpureSmrtHome your customer care number is terribly programmed! Can you have someone reach out to me ASAP!
3/14
2020
@geet0212 https://t.co/vLYsnFlqnL
Retweeted by Monomad @deiowner Ivanga rendu perum https://t.co/VrdVC3auaU
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2/26
2020
Taj Mahal is like that kid who is generally ignored but asked to sing when you have relatives over
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2/25
2020
#PSA there are AC buses from the Dabolim airport to Calangute Circle and it's costs only ₹150. Please take that if… https://t.co/tObz1rSiR6
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2/21
2020
People usually put on their Thinking Hats. I put on my Overthinking Hat every morning. 🎩
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2/20
2020
This might be the most talented man in the world that shit blew my mind https://t.co/r4s10FKkuR
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2/15
2020
Who Started LIC? - NEHRU in 1956 What was the investment? - 5 crores Current valuation of LIC? - 31 Lakh crore… https://t.co/cVIvmtKKhw
Retweeted by Monomadeat her pussy not her fckin brain
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2/4
2020
'Ministers get away with shouting '#golimaaro' & here people like us are arrested for being anti-national." A paren… https://t.co/8u5VnfoVVb
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2/2
2020
@nsitharaman BIG NEWS FOR STARTUPS - During formative years startups use ESOPs to attract and retain employees. Cur… https://t.co/9jxAodKsjb
Retweeted by MonomadDei! Idhu edho MGR college oda mokka tagline illa? https://t.co/A8vzvn4tGr
Retweeted by Monomad @Alfifius @BorkTales Hey I’d like to place an order, however not able to DM you. Could you please buzz me?
2/1
2020
@MissMuggleborn Me (in the middle of us talking random) : Acha listen no, I like you Receiver : Okaayyyyyyyyy, hmmm… https://t.co/dnDhbDm6QU
1/30
2020
@SunOfGan Wow! That would really wake you up and grab your attention for sure. So what next? What! That’s it? Going back to sleep.
1/28
2020
A good day to everyone but people driving without rearview mirrors and giving indicators. You folks deserve a shitty week.
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1/27
2020
I have come across a series of interpretations of famous figures as they would look today. Here’s Julius Caesar loo… https://t.co/jJquxDBndD
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1/26
2020
@swiggy_in Hey guys,I finally reinstalled ur app after years to try what’s the hype about.And the first order after… https://t.co/gWZEXtniic
1/23
2020
EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS COFFEE ADVERTISEMENT https://t.co/oqpNvBAcXa
Retweeted by MonomadAll men do in their 20s is play video games & lose hair.
Retweeted by Monomad1/ The best sentences I read this week were in an essay by Alex Iskold https://t.co/wCTZEFZWnG and a tweetstorm by… https://t.co/07KmtW9KKO
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1/19
2020
@SunOfGan You remember lemon and spoon race from childhood? Like that but with Pongal paanai on the head :D
1/8
2020
if i hear yall Northies call it Karnatak, Keral and Tamil Nad imma start calling your stuff Uttara Pradesham and whatnot.
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1/4
2020
I want to give some perspective for people not from Australia. More Aussie land is currently burning than exists in… https://t.co/dxrJzzrGuy
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1/3
2019
Gravest food sin is eating #biriyani with spoon.
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12/20
2019
CMRL invites performers of various genres to participate in the Metro Music Edit and make it a grand success! Inte… https://t.co/qbySphpyPW
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12/7
2019
Writing a piece on children coping with parents who have mental health concerns (diagnosed and undiagnosed). If you… https://t.co/OQPVP93BNt
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11/18
2019
We are facing a dire health emergency n we have people trying to justify central n state govts apathy & inaction to… https://t.co/CM34lq0o9g
Retweeted by Monomad @nah_im_abdulla 😁The three magical words that are deeply satisfying and assuring are: I Don't Care
Retweeted by Monomad @MurthyNiveditha Post this post, asked a friend, a guy, what do u call it. And he’s always been calling it “faucet”… https://t.co/fLosQ8CKsj
11/3
2019
@MurthyNiveditha I preferred (and still do actually) calling it ‘bum jet’Anybody else been calling this bum gun all their lives? No? Just me? Alright, then. #bidet #LearnEnglish https://t.co/bbbZfgg2RB
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10/31
2019
And the service centre on 100ft Road Indiranagar has no clue of what’s happening with the manager MIA today.Have ex… https://t.co/nWyb1gPkG6 @airtelindia Not only does your network, but your service is awful beyond words too!Just for an addition of middle… https://t.co/PKQsb7cOrT
10/19
2019
@PhadkeTai Wonder if there’s a journey mapping from “hep” to “lit” @PhadkeTai I always was, am and will be ‘Chaotic’ Neutral @beastoftraal Well, the lesson is - at least in the world of flora, there’s no discrimination based on shape, size, region, religion, etc.!While I did love everything about the movie, my opinion of whether this is really The Joker of Gotham always linger… https://t.co/RdgLFQxkdX
10/18
2019
You wouldn’t know a joke if one raised you. https://t.co/zUV3MLkmVm
Retweeted by MonomadLike sex, hate sex, think about sex? Do read... The female price of male pleasure https://t.co/8ffVeYZR2C
Retweeted by MonomadTurkish state-backed media hails a “successful operation” to “neutralize” an unarmed 35-year old woman working to u… https://t.co/pFfpqnCzkJ
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10/13
2019
Someone I know was trying to implement this idea https://t.co/skFh0ETVtmIf I ever saw a view like this I’d honestly honestly cry, the water is so still that it looks like they’re on the e… https://t.co/MujhCh42sL
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Retweeted by MonomadHello designers 👋 You might like this new tool 👀 Design, prototype and animate in a single app 🎭🎨 https://t.co/2XutZmNnOl
Retweeted by MonomadCabbies in bangalore are like Investors. They check your vision. “Kahan jaana hai?” your team. “Kitne log ho?”… https://t.co/cDnfG3RVdH
Retweeted by MonomadTwitter, my watchman's nephew is looking for a job in Bombay. He's an LLB graduate but has no experience (this is w… https://t.co/IMEvn0JQiV
Retweeted by MonomadIt's an eventful day at work. A guy has glued himself on top of a plane at London City Airport just across from me.… https://t.co/djeMOv0BBc
Retweeted by MonomadHappy mental health day to you too :) https://t.co/GnaBhZDaLiMost of the times, even the most decent men have an alcoholic assholic nature towards women - ingrained hai saala!… https://t.co/WZDkZxIV1a"Mitron, mere liye Xi ka matlab hai... Eleven. Jo hai aaj ka date." No? ok.
Retweeted by Monomad @hiyer unable to DM you. I have a story to share on behalf of a friend. And would like your opinion. How do I reach you?my nose is running for president
Retweeted by MonomadHow things make noises: Dogs - woof woof Cats - meow meow Birds - chirp chirp Cows - moo moo Frogs - ribbit ri… https://t.co/u6TfPjWQr3
Retweeted by MonomadDon’t “worship” women. Treat them as fellow human beings with same rights as anyone else and they don’t have to be… https://t.co/atMTQEfCZg
Retweeted by MonomadBeautiful cinematography! https://t.co/Xn6dVoNU1LBeautiful. #AigiriNandini. https://t.co/tfCGdxky5K
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10/11
2019
Had the most beautiful sighting of a large male tiger smelling wild lantanas while soaking-in the rising sun at the… https://t.co/FR8DdzS3p1
Retweeted by MonomadSalute this young Man. A real Bharath Ratna!!🙏🙏🙏 https://t.co/eaiszzAyd7
Retweeted by MonomadWe are here now. And we are here to stay. You can arrest our bodies. You can't contain our spirit. #SaveAareyhttps://t.co/cNNg43pKsy
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10/6
2019
Do they even love you if they don't know how much sugar to add in your chai?
Retweeted by Monomad @BorkTales Ek gaaun mein ek kisaan Raghu Thatha
9/30
2019
And mental peace! https://t.co/AWoclcaGJi
9/27
2019
@AgniBankai Kyun dil tik-tok tik-tok bole?Daughter started playing the Amar Chitra Katha quiz on Alexa. Alexa asked her, "What was the capital of Ashoka's Ki… https://t.co/8jzeo5Eybf
Retweeted by MonomadAlso. If you find amazing talent, but do not have a really well carved role, still get him/her onboard https://t.co/fAaYrj5bjV
Retweeted by MonomadLucky food for today👇 Aries: Aloo parantha Taurus: Tinda Gemini: Gulab Jamun Cancer: Chole Bhature Leo: Lauki… https://t.co/iQ3qiMxiwh
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9/26
2019
Two hours of rain is sufficient to push back Bengaluru by half a decade of progress:- - Overloaded public transpor… https://t.co/LNhGbIVDnZ
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9/25
2019
Every country needs something like this 💯 An online-only bank startup in Nigeria just raised $1.6M 🏦🇳🇬 https://t.co/GES10gFYdn
Retweeted by MonomadBangalore residents have officially lost it - protesting for “walkable and motorable roads” by jamming a NARROW MAI… https://t.co/KZUv3EWVJM
9/23
2019
@musttravelmore That's the cutest short story I've come across :)Dreamt that I was living with tigers & lionesses. We chilled & hung out together by watching Netflix & eating popco… https://t.co/mDZe9SkKl3
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9/19
2019
@madbhabie Eggless pancakes :) By Betty Crocker
9/17
2019
@ZomatoIN Paapdi no lote. Also known as Khichi
9/13
2019
A lot of people have been asking us why we tweet so much about chai and we just want to say that this tweet is also… https://t.co/h3FRdsTZM7
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9/12
2019

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