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Developer Advocate for web / Chrome at Google. I’m practising development.

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Joined Twitter 3/27/08


@jaffathecake Atmosfear. The prerequisite is that it needs to be a group happy to shout at the television.
12/14
2019
@gguuss Demands AirmilesThink I'll grab a drink or ten and re-watch John Carpenter's "In the Mouth of Madness". A bit of escapism to a bett… https://t.co/C6SKOyncBT
12/13
2019
@g33konaut https://t.co/rxNtXisHf2 ➡️ https://t.co/hF3AAq1qmwI spoke to everyone who was involved in reporting the story of the little boy in the hospital, the Tory lies that b… https://t.co/8VKroNRkKn
Retweeted by Rowan Merewood @terabaud The one I've heard from a few people is to add a small cover charge.Despite all my rage, I am still just a quick note to say that I am a bit of a martini. https://t.co/bhO8BiZIeT
12/12
2019
@MylesBorins https://t.co/q6UnNSIaSQ @bgalbs I'll still sometimes type tweets and messages in a separate window when I can't remember if Enter or Ctrl-E… https://t.co/1d3zQLCvBc @adambroach @ericlaw They say some of these people are still trapped in the basement to this day. @estellevw Those endorsements are an important part of career growth and opportunities. https://t.co/F6nDPy4XtpMy 2020 goal is to have one group photo where I look like a human being who knows how to smile instead of something… https://t.co/W7UANcXc4o
12/11
2019
@ericlaw Our office lifts make you select a floor first, then get in the indicated lift. As a result, I now often p… https://t.co/f2e3gHt5eR @DasSurma I have a very particular set of skills.🤡🧠 Tweets are people's genuine experience 🆗🧠 Trust, but verify 🌟🧠 Trust nothing, everyone has an agenda 🌌🧠 Making y… https://t.co/zXfZ0Z7sEHWholly worth it for learning about the Terrible Claw Lobster. https://t.co/LNRK53Z2ow
12/10
2019
@kosamari I am very much enjoying the translation here. https://t.co/05aFuz5YM7
12/9
2019
@ThijsFeryn This is amazing! Let me know your schedule, we'll come up with a scheme, and I can keep schooling mysel… https://t.co/14jFI4CpLc
12/8
2019
@Psynian Correct combination, cheers!
12/6
2019
@estark37 @justinschuh @carlosjoan91 Love it. Can I just opt-in to this as a permanent theme, plz?Eating this again right now because I am on a C-food diet. https://t.co/AEI3ldb9DQHead through the thread for some interesting fingerprinting techniques in the web. I'm on the fence about the perso… https://t.co/pcXCVhKurR
12/5
2019
@jennylg Foþs @ryszu I think they were only on a $1 salary so I don't really know how they could have saved anything for retirement.
12/4
2019
Little #googledocs perf tip, if you swap out the last part of the path (usually /edit) on the doc with /mobilebasic… https://t.co/qmLuQlAZdz @RReverser @jsoverson Exactly this! https://t.co/KFmWBUIlVeHOW DARE YOU. ☕😬✈️ https://t.co/s6X7OCSzbLIn-depth but accessible exploration of the upcoming #SameSite cookie 🍪 changes. You've only got 2 months left to fi… https://t.co/EFYXzdzvhp @asgrim If it helps, I would happily eat it again. We've had one lunch, yes - but what about…I have, of course, combined these in the time-honoured tradition of The Three C's to make currywurst, chorizo, and… https://t.co/8AHgyntkNmWorking from home 🌭 https://t.co/q3DPbrlbqz
12/3
2019
@tomayac You and your solutions! What am I supposed to complain about now? Good point though, blocked.wishing I could make content this sublime https://t.co/UYPNVI2m1C
Retweeted by Rowan Merewood @CodeFoodPixels @threadreaderapp I've heard more convincingly sincere statements from my mp. @threadreaderapp @thegreatgonzo This is a virtual ulcer. @CodeFoodPixels @threadreaderapp I can feel an eye twitch building.Why Twitter makes me hate everyone 1/527The worst thing about Twitter threads is every fifth post being someone tagging that useless thread unroller bot in… https://t.co/tT3BHSBhHw @rob_sheridan @TheOnion "Riding the J O bus" is my new euphemism. @dalmaer One of my interests was hobbies and interests... How deep does this rabbit hole go? https://t.co/BtcyIAPY3O
12/1
2019
@dalmaer @ehsanakhgari @humphd Yes! I love the idea of a privacy Geiger counter that can highlight how and when you… https://t.co/28veNplqMd
11/29
2019
@ben_nuttall Smashing. @RReverser @hashseed @mathias There's one thing that I want you to know Since you used this quote tweeting gizmo Yo… https://t.co/FmTTvJVj0f @ben_nuttall Sporty two door model, I see. @Ocramius Trying to think if I can deny this... https://t.co/NQ1FojGy1a @mathias @hashseed @RReverser Going to spend all day tomorrow working on my 27 piece Greek epic on appropriate use of work computers. @RReverser @mathias @hashseed #haiku time Twitter complaining When I should be working too Ironic wind blowsActually, I'm just using my time out of meetings to schedule more meetings. https://t.co/ZEXzeg7n1f @mathias @RReverser @hashseed You asked for this @mathias :P Having these colleagues is a perk and I'm not saying… https://t.co/kDVeJVWZn1 @RReverser @DasSurma On Thanksgiving week? Bold strategy. @DasSurma (Apologies, can't believe I didn't make this my immediate initial reply) https://t.co/Fv1NMLmxvN @Paul_Kinlan @DasSurma I declined the No Meetings Week invite, too busy.It's half past two in the afternoon and I have been out of meetings long enough to turn my computer on. https://t.co/XKwLmFwWNp @johnwilander @thezedwards I think the implementation is small, sure. However developers have been able to take the… https://t.co/y2XcZtxFjg
11/28
2019
They're on and I'm watching them answer questions right now. Jump in! https://t.co/eBqMAo1uiH
11/27
2019
This makes conference videos so much more #accessible ♥️ Need to know everywhere a given topic was mentioned? Want… https://t.co/4tQbZGMHP2Is anyone active on #mastodon ? I want to follow some people there, but it feels a bit quiet… people mirror from Tw… https://t.co/pgl08A6F3GMicrosoft.Owin 4.1.0 is live. https://t.co/LDLgFyD4HT Note the SameSite fixes depend on .NET Framework patches. https://t.co/LDnovJDN7A
Retweeted by Rowan Merewood @Log3overLog2 made a critical point in his CDS talk (https://t.co/McndSo5bmH) which I think is often misunderstood.… https://t.co/0zRwVk0YtQ
Retweeted by Rowan Merewood @paulmatthews86 See, that looks much tastier!
11/26
2019
@RReverser You're angry because I'm right.Oh, I forgot my actual controversial opinion. All #soup is a watered down version of a better food. Literal weak sa… https://t.co/UNp9a9WQte @mattsmcnulty @Paul_Kinlan @aerotwist That we need start the trademark process immediately?This is gorgeous and you can get the PDF straight from the British Library https://t.co/Nwc45lwRSW https://t.co/gRr1cfoG8Z @Paul_Kinlan @mattsmcnulty Do I earn crypto for sharing via these? KinlanKoin? KinKoin? KinLoin? @holly Threaded posts in the timeline made me wonder if this was a cat / alpaca cross. https://t.co/9nQhNbYWzx @paulmatthews86 Default is just a ragù since I can almost do that in my sleep, but it also makes a difference for b… https://t.co/PlM5RtdQjj @paulmatthews86 15% more meat, 100% less taste. 😋
11/25
2019
Always get the high fat meat, it tastes so much better. 20% fat beef totally changes a meal. Maybe this isn't contr… https://t.co/iRfIyVeh1K1️⃣ Enable 2FA https://t.co/eUgMv0Bjbv 2️⃣ Delete phone number https://t.co/OmEMDs1kLe https://t.co/g9lc9FtTq5
11/24
2019
@katie_fenn @MakingMonzo Strong finance sector tweet right there 😋 @juokaz Sounds like a smash hit.We need to change developer attitudes 🕵️ From: gather *all* the data, you might spot something later! 🔬 To: decide… https://t.co/d03l5anWNj
Retweeted by Rowan Merewood @CiaranMcNulty Admittedly both approaches can be twisted to the game of, "Let's decide on the result we want and th… https://t.co/Pmws6xx9TWand I guess this is kiiiiiinda a #perfnow subtweet, but I didn't want to "well, actually" what looked like a really… https://t.co/FJCYALNxUDReason being it's far too easy to pick up components of personally identifiable information without intending to or… https://t.co/7gcvilic85We need to change developer attitudes 🕵️ From: gather *all* the data, you might spot something later! 🔬 To: decide… https://t.co/d03l5anWNj
11/22
2019
#PWA #PSA: Please add relevant offline functionality to your web apps, because it gives me something to do while I https://t.co/MPdUWDhhWx @kosamari @aerotwist Bring your hol(iday) self to work.
11/21
2019
Woohoo, after removing `const`, `async`, `fetch`, `for…in`, and even `String.contains` this will now work as far back as Chrome 30! @mrdoob Also, geolocation to add the ${your_city} ${month} ${year} loading title plz 🍜🤖 @yoavweiss @perfnowconf MooTools meetup?Quick sketch for Blade Runner day. https://t.co/KjXIglWu9e https://t.co/Zf2XdDsiNN
Retweeted by Rowan Merewood @thezedwards This is just https://t.co/ciK5tsDcsI in a WebView so I can try it on a variety of... vintage devices.… https://t.co/JIYXMsMXExOh… but if I want to test old WebViews then the actual test site needs to use JavaScript from about five years ago. 😭So it's going to be on of *those* issues, huh? https://t.co/SfQwqVTzeC @CiaranMcNulty Who doesn't get scared when they go offline though?My version of corporate interview [phrenology | astrology | questionnaires] would be watching the candidates' behav… https://t.co/U5Z7WwFjKO
11/20
2019
@Psynian https://t.co/QKJIYydyLz @DasSurma https://t.co/q8cdwcQTfaNo, *you* were answering GitHub issues at 2 am on your day off! Also this is an educational journey, so you're welc… https://t.co/j83gTG8udi @PhoenixHawk @jonathandavis @webkit We are also tracking the incompatible clients we're aware of here: https://t.co/8guWw24EZC @PhoenixHawk @jonathandavis @webkit I believe this is fixed for iOS 13 and macOS 10.15 which are currently rolling… https://t.co/r98qDGZdQm
11/19
2019
@DeathStranding_ @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN @wwwbigbaldhead Oh my... then I got to this little interlude with… https://t.co/FAVvBCymDM📣 ICYMI at #ChromeDevSummit last week they announced @____lighthouse Stack Packs for @magento with platform-specifi… https://t.co/mcBwcyMtkc
Retweeted by Rowan MerewoodThank you for the birthday cake @DeathStranding_ Let me just blow out the candles... https://t.co/SczK7kubHv🙄 Me reading conspiracy about $myBigTechEmployer: Ridiculous, does no one check sources or think critically any mor… https://t.co/tNq2Xyd8g5
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11/18
2019
🙄 Me reading conspiracy about $myBigTechEmployer: Ridiculous, does no one check sources or think critically any mor… https://t.co/tNq2Xyd8g5 @akrabat I saw the new Microsoft keyboards have fingerprint built in, though I have no idea how cross-platform ever… https://t.co/ZY9pORhuCM @jimmy0x52 @sambecker @HoeflerCo 📬
11/17
2019

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