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Developer Advocate for web / Chrome at Google. I’m practising development.

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Joined Twitter 3/27/08

@jaffathecake Atmosfear. The prerequisite is that it needs to be a group happy to shout at the television.
@gguuss Demands AirmilesThink I'll grab a drink or ten and re-watch John Carpenter's "In the Mouth of Madness". A bit of escapism to a bett…
@g33konaut ➡️ spoke to everyone who was involved in reporting the story of the little boy in the hospital, the Tory lies that b…
Retweeted by Rowan Merewood @terabaud The one I've heard from a few people is to add a small cover charge.Despite all my rage, I am still just a quick note to say that I am a bit of a martini.
@MylesBorins @bgalbs I'll still sometimes type tweets and messages in a separate window when I can't remember if Enter or Ctrl-E… @adambroach @ericlaw They say some of these people are still trapped in the basement to this day. @estellevw Those endorsements are an important part of career growth and opportunities. 2020 goal is to have one group photo where I look like a human being who knows how to smile instead of something…
@ericlaw Our office lifts make you select a floor first, then get in the indicated lift. As a result, I now often p… @DasSurma I have a very particular set of skills.🤡🧠 Tweets are people's genuine experience 🆗🧠 Trust, but verify 🌟🧠 Trust nothing, everyone has an agenda 🌌🧠 Making y… worth it for learning about the Terrible Claw Lobster.
@kosamari I am very much enjoying the translation here.
@ThijsFeryn This is amazing! Let me know your schedule, we'll come up with a scheme, and I can keep schooling mysel…
@Psynian Correct combination, cheers!
@estark37 @justinschuh @carlosjoan91 Love it. Can I just opt-in to this as a permanent theme, plz?Eating this again right now because I am on a C-food diet. through the thread for some interesting fingerprinting techniques in the web. I'm on the fence about the perso…
@jennylg Foþs @ryszu I think they were only on a $1 salary so I don't really know how they could have saved anything for retirement.
Little #googledocs perf tip, if you swap out the last part of the path (usually /edit) on the doc with /mobilebasic… @RReverser @jsoverson Exactly this! DARE YOU. ☕😬✈️ but accessible exploration of the upcoming #SameSite cookie 🍪 changes. You've only got 2 months left to fi… @asgrim If it helps, I would happily eat it again. We've had one lunch, yes - but what about…I have, of course, combined these in the time-honoured tradition of The Three C's to make currywurst, chorizo, and… from home 🌭
@tomayac You and your solutions! What am I supposed to complain about now? Good point though, blocked.wishing I could make content this sublime
Retweeted by Rowan Merewood @CodeFoodPixels @threadreaderapp I've heard more convincingly sincere statements from my mp. @threadreaderapp @thegreatgonzo This is a virtual ulcer. @CodeFoodPixels @threadreaderapp I can feel an eye twitch building.Why Twitter makes me hate everyone 1/527The worst thing about Twitter threads is every fifth post being someone tagging that useless thread unroller bot in… @rob_sheridan @TheOnion "Riding the J O bus" is my new euphemism. @dalmaer One of my interests was hobbies and interests... How deep does this rabbit hole go?
@dalmaer @ehsanakhgari @humphd Yes! I love the idea of a privacy Geiger counter that can highlight how and when you…
@ben_nuttall Smashing. @RReverser @hashseed @mathias There's one thing that I want you to know Since you used this quote tweeting gizmo Yo… @ben_nuttall Sporty two door model, I see. @Ocramius Trying to think if I can deny this... @mathias @hashseed @RReverser Going to spend all day tomorrow working on my 27 piece Greek epic on appropriate use of work computers. @RReverser @mathias @hashseed #haiku time Twitter complaining When I should be working too Ironic wind blowsActually, I'm just using my time out of meetings to schedule more meetings. @mathias @RReverser @hashseed You asked for this @mathias :P Having these colleagues is a perk and I'm not saying… @RReverser @DasSurma On Thanksgiving week? Bold strategy. @DasSurma (Apologies, can't believe I didn't make this my immediate initial reply) @Paul_Kinlan @DasSurma I declined the No Meetings Week invite, too busy.It's half past two in the afternoon and I have been out of meetings long enough to turn my computer on. @johnwilander @thezedwards I think the implementation is small, sure. However developers have been able to take the…
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This makes conference videos so much more #accessible ♥️ Need to know everywhere a given topic was mentioned? Want… anyone active on #mastodon ? I want to follow some people there, but it feels a bit quiet… people mirror from Tw… 4.1.0 is live. Note the SameSite fixes depend on .NET Framework patches.
Retweeted by Rowan Merewood @Log3overLog2 made a critical point in his CDS talk ( which I think is often misunderstood.…
Retweeted by Rowan Merewood @paulmatthews86 See, that looks much tastier!
@RReverser You're angry because I'm right.Oh, I forgot my actual controversial opinion. All #soup is a watered down version of a better food. Literal weak sa… @mattsmcnulty @Paul_Kinlan @aerotwist That we need start the trademark process immediately?This is gorgeous and you can get the PDF straight from the British Library @Paul_Kinlan @mattsmcnulty Do I earn crypto for sharing via these? KinlanKoin? KinKoin? KinLoin? @holly Threaded posts in the timeline made me wonder if this was a cat / alpaca cross. @paulmatthews86 Default is just a ragù since I can almost do that in my sleep, but it also makes a difference for b… @paulmatthews86 15% more meat, 100% less taste. 😋
Always get the high fat meat, it tastes so much better. 20% fat beef totally changes a meal. Maybe this isn't contr…️⃣ Enable 2FA 2️⃣ Delete phone number
@katie_fenn @MakingMonzo Strong finance sector tweet right there 😋 @juokaz Sounds like a smash hit.We need to change developer attitudes 🕵️ From: gather *all* the data, you might spot something later! 🔬 To: decide…
Retweeted by Rowan Merewood @CiaranMcNulty Admittedly both approaches can be twisted to the game of, "Let's decide on the result we want and th… I guess this is kiiiiiinda a #perfnow subtweet, but I didn't want to "well, actually" what looked like a really… being it's far too easy to pick up components of personally identifiable information without intending to or… need to change developer attitudes 🕵️ From: gather *all* the data, you might spot something later! 🔬 To: decide…
#PWA #PSA: Please add relevant offline functionality to your web apps, because it gives me something to do while I @kosamari @aerotwist Bring your hol(iday) self to work.
Woohoo, after removing `const`, `async`, `fetch`, `for…in`, and even `String.contains` this will now work as far back as Chrome 30! @mrdoob Also, geolocation to add the ${your_city} ${month} ${year} loading title plz 🍜🤖 @yoavweiss @perfnowconf MooTools meetup?Quick sketch for Blade Runner day.
Retweeted by Rowan Merewood @thezedwards This is just in a WebView so I can try it on a variety of... vintage devices.…… but if I want to test old WebViews then the actual test site needs to use JavaScript from about five years ago. 😭So it's going to be on of *those* issues, huh? @CiaranMcNulty Who doesn't get scared when they go offline though?My version of corporate interview [phrenology | astrology | questionnaires] would be watching the candidates' behav…
@Psynian @DasSurma, *you* were answering GitHub issues at 2 am on your day off! Also this is an educational journey, so you're welc… @PhoenixHawk @jonathandavis @webkit We are also tracking the incompatible clients we're aware of here: @PhoenixHawk @jonathandavis @webkit I believe this is fixed for iOS 13 and macOS 10.15 which are currently rolling…
@DeathStranding_ @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN @wwwbigbaldhead Oh my... then I got to this little interlude with…📣 ICYMI at #ChromeDevSummit last week they announced @____lighthouse Stack Packs for @magento with platform-specifi…
Retweeted by Rowan MerewoodThank you for the birthday cake @DeathStranding_ Let me just blow out the candles...🙄 Me reading conspiracy about $myBigTechEmployer: Ridiculous, does no one check sources or think critically any mor…
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🙄 Me reading conspiracy about $myBigTechEmployer: Ridiculous, does no one check sources or think critically any mor… @akrabat I saw the new Microsoft keyboards have fingerprint built in, though I have no idea how cross-platform ever… @jimmy0x52 @sambecker @HoeflerCo 📬