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Rowan Kaiser @RowanKaiser Kansas City, MO

PC Guest Post Editor at GamesBeat. Speculative fiction critic-at-large. Queer.

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@fatnudes *flailing helplessly* @fatnudes Oh anything but that @fatnudes https://t.co/7wwauhP1ga @fatnudes SupIf anyone has a right to be mad at Harry and Meghan it's the people of Sussex, who have been left leaderless withou… https://t.co/Hf80tJPGyB
Retweeted by Rowan KaiserHello night Twitter https://t.co/WvnwFN5Sn1Punting enemies on your house in Dragon Quest 11 is the best mechanic of the decade @lafergs So happy for you @Memles The one award it would actually deserve @fatnudes Worst shocker I've ever seenEarth is Easy Mode. If we can’t maintain habitability here, we’re utterly fucked trying to pull off long-term surv… https://t.co/0UiuoSIOZ4
Retweeted by Rowan Kaiser @twilightchan Oof @distractabee Oh that's what Marie Antoinette meant. Universal jobs guarantee! @valhallabckgirl That's a fake name @KrisLigman It's probably something Googleable but eh. Got plenty ahead of you @KrisLigman I mean, now you know it'll take some effort. But we'll tell you it's worth it. And way better than Human Resources"Distressed, desperate, and possibly burnt koala is cute" has become Australia's version of America's "look at this… https://t.co/gK2nwvBw5M
Retweeted by Rowan KaiserMe when I take my cape off to reveal a second, more spectacular cape. https://t.co/gcEF4h551I
Retweeted by Rowan Kaiser @distractabee We eatin' cake? @ClockworkROSE Imagine.Me, in my teens: This radio station is playing my jams. Me, in my 20s: This bar is playing my jams. Me, in my 3… https://t.co/EgNKGMD02b
Retweeted by Rowan KaiserDoctor Who characters as dril tweets, a thread https://t.co/TcxkyHqtaE
Retweeted by Rowan Kaiserrachel the older sister is a goddamn king https://t.co/iViOyMliG8
Retweeted by Rowan Kaiser @AsaTJ @YoYoTheAssyrian Nothing's dumber than bad pussy. Except for how they killed Littlefinger @Srirachachau While thinking they're urbane handsome aristocrats, yes, exactly @Legolas_Katarn Other than missing Hardhome and some good stuff in season 6, I think you nailed it @pulsemeat I got into the combat well enough with the two tips of slow-for-parry and the New Movement System but yeah @The_Katbot well, I think 5 was the worst of the run, but generally yes @typhoonjim that's tactics, it's already allowed @swolecialism you got Steel Division!the reason for these two is that they attempt to have a strategic simulation, which makes them infinitely more inte… https://t.co/AB96hYytuY @ErnieLies yes. total annihilation of the rest of the genre @Obscurica it's literally the only franchise that's like, actively trying new stuff. @Obscurica yes. two of those ways are "more" @Obscurica homeworld's already back like three different waysliterally only Seven Kingdoms and Rise of Nations https://t.co/0AR9hjJw60 @Iron_Spike there was also a stealthy way where you never even talked to the Master at all @Liamtrty0 I mean, the first half is great. the first half was like a third as popular as the second half. @McGarnical well the quests give amazing rewards if you do them at the right level. it's just that the rewards are… https://t.co/CzbC77DTdxthe amazing thing about this game is that it's great despite this progression system https://t.co/OpTNy21DB7 @mSperoni when they do and don't use the force for, uh, force, is not exactly how it goes in the video games where it makes sense.I have heard of people who say the only only "got good" after the Red Weddingthis is funny, but it's perhaps a bit more accurate to say that the show was generally bad and superficial for the… https://t.co/I7yfMoKuvm @LeenaVanD putting princess stickers all over this baseball bat"It was a bad time for the empire. The Shogun just stayed inside his castle and he never came out. People said his… https://t.co/k505QW7WrO
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1/19
2020
stages of being a film person: stage 1: Mastered. stage 2: MAstered. stage 3: Mastered. stage 4: Heres when they st… https://t.co/J13tLWRe7G
Retweeted by Rowan Kaiser @duckvalentine let men reach out to one anotherhmmmmmmmmmm https://t.co/Y5Y1JKFHrm @xoxogossipgita oh my god @RowanKaiser https://t.co/PD1Iz6WYb9
Retweeted by Rowan Kaiserstage 6 - uncut gems trailer memes https://t.co/Los5o3JRgp @mtsw the secret is that all art is interactive, and part of that interactivity is that people find ways to assign… https://t.co/qzn27QqLcf @mtsw I mean, most video game critics have dealt with it for literal generations of games. it's essentially meaning… https://t.co/V67vvQbIL2 @mtsw I can't believe you're still riding the hottest take of 2008seeing a dude try to shift the discourse on Jojo Rabbit to "only white dudes didn't like Jojo Rabbit" sure is a gam… https://t.co/R0vGwF1tt5 @yeeyee187 tell him business likes it roughHere’s the “body language expert” Joy-Ann Reid had on to claim Bernie Sanders was lying, claiming vaccine manufactu… https://t.co/LVMoenPnqH
Retweeted by Rowan KaiserSHOCKER. new audio from 1985 reveals Bernie saying, "By '82, Black Flag were irrelevant. The Rollins era only revea… https://t.co/IoY46AngKr
Retweeted by Rowan Kaiser @alasdairwilkins @VK_HM @dylmdav It really seems like it fits @dylmdav @VK_HM What do you mean "fake" @jennatar You're a rebel, JennyAaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahah https://t.co/g8NFOyE94o
Retweeted by Rowan Kaiserlove the sort of oppo dump that’s just “check out this kickass thing he said” https://t.co/WYu4I45yJc
Retweeted by Rowan Kaiserdoctor: are you sexually active? me: buddy, i'm not even regularly active
Retweeted by Rowan Kaiser @PvtLigman <3I want everyone who’s being mean to David Brooks to remember that he’s a human being who has a family that loves hi… https://t.co/CXow6TcJ9f
Retweeted by Rowan Kaiserto celebrate dolittle's strikingly awful reviews: a reminder that every hollywood adaptation of dr dolittle has suf… https://t.co/1sezcgl92v
Retweeted by Rowan Kaiser @JeremyMonjo okay, 501 @JeremyMonjo I follow like 500 people who could do better, but, fortunately, not 501that....that's your pitch? https://t.co/e9NVamRFn8 @iboudreau well I think the meta changing each patch has made a lot of people kinda go that way @iboudreau I was getting super into all-inferno but the new characters in the last big update I think made that just a bit harder to roll? @iboudreau my usual is Ocean/Warden/Mage but currently got Druid/Mage @iboudreau superb, I'll keep only adding a second glacial for funsies @iboudreau ooo, I rarely deliberately add glacial, how's it work?is it TFT's current build, or my brain, that constantly channels me toward Mage comps? @Aldowyn @grylxndr and we're comparing it to LOTR here @StorySlug never heard of itI dunno if I can say anything other than Lord of the Rings? I mean, Hot Fuzz maybe https://t.co/3tdO5VjHHYEverything about the backing away from this film is wildly disappointing and sad and none of it adds up. "Pressur… https://t.co/otBD1fjoiV
Retweeted by Rowan Kaiseroh, phew, Yemen. usually they send it straight to ISIS https://t.co/aWWglPvqCK @LeenaVanD I wish you best of luck on your new ambitious project, "ten hours of sleep" @LeenaVanD Hahahaha @LeenaVanD Can I use your first post as a tinder bio @LeenaVanD Leena...hello @IcePotato @KrisLigman Yeah, some people do fine with it, some people get turned around completelyI am from Portland and Oakland and it gives me no pleasure to report thisNational TV desperately trying to get Grizzlies games in all the slots they gave to the Warriors and Blazers at the… https://t.co/O5loHwV0uv @homewreckwifey I believe in you @bybowes If you're baiting me specifically, it worked @IcePotato @KrisLigman Deus Ex kind of is. Unless you get lost on liberty island. Which I always dopost-Westphalian, but it's a model that divides the NBA into pre- and post-Paul Westphal
Retweeted by Rowan Kaiser @skatebee I appreciate thisis it fair to say Wise is more responsible than anyone for the mainstreaming of "ally" as an identity? @twilightchan rip in piece me @fatnudes this is better than 95% of Wu-Tang coversfinding out Tim Wise is a dickshit on twitter is really redeeming for 2000s-era non-profit training Rowan.Can't. everyone agrees with all my video game opinions https://t.co/DOPo09NZA0
1/18
2020
I talked to a historian of impeachment about Mike Pence's bizarre op-ed praising the corrupt senator who likely too… https://t.co/DHxi7iUpHz
Retweeted by Rowan Kaiserthis is the main thing I do when playing as Russia in EU4, yes. https://t.co/daw0HnwkMP
1/17
2020

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