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Writer, comedy content creator & internet gremlin β€’ 🌈πŸ₯„βœ¨ β€’ @roxiqt on TikTok β€’ she/they β€’ "Hell's Receptionist" β€’

785 Following   64,834 Followers   28,218 Tweets

Joined Twitter 8/9/14

@femaleredhead A dude told me he didn't have goals lol so I bailed"The whole point of Twitter is so you can argue with people in their mentions" lol no it isn't. Maybe it's the poin…
Retweeted by Roxi Horror πŸ’€πŸŒΈ @berries898 :) @Nawashi3332 @likaluca Fair enough. I'm high risk so I just can't risk it. @Nawashi3332 @likaluca Awesome! It's not safe to do that here unfortunately :( My artist is in Toronto which is under lockdown @pant_leg lmao I used to do this all of the time @likaluca getting tattooed
@Cameron08648269 @Dravenn_ Sir, the tweet you are replying seriously to is a joke @abernothing yesdads always want to talk about the weather but never about whether he’s proud of you
Retweeted by Roxi Horror πŸ’€πŸŒΈ @SparkNotes I hate when this happens @FellminaGames wow beautiful @DogMomTherapist @geekysteven ahaha @InitHello hahaha @Francis_ento πŸ˜‚ @JDG5118 hahaha @Francis_ento right, ahaha @KgraTinyPaws <333 @gaylenjpruitt it's so cute lol @fanfi85 trulyI think the world would be a better place if everyone had a happy baby goat living under their stove. who’s like β€œnobody should lose their (insert basic necessity) during a pandemic” is sooooooo close to real…
Retweeted by Roxi Horror πŸ’€πŸŒΈ @sgtballsvevo Yup same @poastsbymatt Always with @angidas @giannismarryme 😁 @LaprasLazuli97 😁 @EricTrump Yeah @MadelineAndraia Thank you πŸ’œ @Foervraengd πŸ˜‚ @brektyme It's an amazing future *texting* Are you busy? ME: [in the bathtub drinking a fancy tea while I pretend to be a mermaid] Yes @drewtoothpaste @NatalieDee ooooooh I need theseOur response to covid sometimes makes me feel like we’ve been too lax about other common viruses, like the cold and…
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@abbycohenwl I'm almost up to 12k on TikTok after working on it for 2 months <3"Women aren't funny" Bro, just say you've never spent any time around a woman & go @astagehand1 πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ @hog_mild πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œThere is no ethical consumption under capitalism but most of us have to participate in it to survive so I propose w…
Retweeted by Roxi Horror πŸ’€πŸŒΈ @benbirdsall @ReticentTurnip 😁 @TragicAllyHere okay you have converted me @TragicAllyHere ;asldka;sldkas;d @TragicAllyHere I was never a germaphobe before but after this... lol, I have been forever changed NEVER EATING AT A BUFFET AGAIN lol @FunerealEphem <3
@AlexandraErin @TwitterSafety lol nice @miiilkie hahaha @sarawrencomedy same tbhThis is the cutest thing I've seen all day. decided to reach out to the therapist I saw 10 years ago because things have been getting complicated in the vill… @cottoncandaddy We can get shorter as we age too >_> My grandmother used to be 5'10 but she's like, 5'2 now @sensual_dad I just found a typo in my imposter syndrome tweet. @KimKaliszewski Yessss @goodbeanaltalt more or less @noctopian ahahaha @jel_1957 yes I experience that too @rob_sheridan oooh ty! @NaleriNoved the most adorable little burglars @MattTheBrand Ah dang @dustin_driver omg that sounds so cute @MattTheBrand I don't have a wheat but I will trade you an ore @MsBeccaJewel so cuddly @silver_racc @MsBeccaJewel so tiny, so good at picking locks @MsBeccaJewel @AbeardyBastard @simpforhannibal relatable @Perytonnn street pandas!!!does your heart ever go: β™‘ β™‘ β™‘ β™‘ β™‘ β™‘ β™‘ β™‘ raccoons… @jodieegrace mmmm beige food @jodieegrace lmaooo oh god, it really is @StacyMHarvey Thank you Stacy! <3 @Amy_Siskind @AlexandraErin πŸ˜‚ @piprrr Hahaha @RealDamnDaniel @holy_schnitt I'm 30 now so that was a long time ago but thank you for assuming that this was recent @holy_schnitt right?! @osoleve hmmmmm! something to consider @holy_schnitt In high school, I thought 4/20 was in March (IDK why) so on March 20th, I got brought a bag of oregan… @Tobi_Is_Fab A dude called me a beautiful angelic goddess on my stream tonight and I can't stop laughing about it @Aimeepantz @DennisKaymer Hell yeah @Osariik I mean, they're not. But that's okay. There is nothing wrong with being a bog witch.Some days, I look like a beautiful angelic goddess. Other days, I look like a bog witch. It's called being versatile. @smithsara79 amazing!!! @KylePlantEmoji lol gottem
@furtyirl πŸ’œ Love you buddy @MoonstarGem @bourgeoisalien yup lol @NelliesNoodles <3 @4mul8ing @MrSeanCullen what @pnwwildflower πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ @bourgeoisalien hahahaI never know how much laundry detergent to add I just pour until it feels right in my heart
Retweeted by Roxi Horror πŸ’€πŸŒΈ @robfromonline it is a different thing my brain is struggling with but thank you friend <3 @robfromonline trauma probably lol @Jamberee13 <3 @Shenanigans_luv I'm sorry that we have the same brain @DawnTl πŸ’œ @bornwarweg πŸ’œ @lizard_breath πŸ’œ @GraigKreindler πŸ’œ @parilani <3 @bornwarweg thank you for the kind words, I contacted a therapist this morning so that I can hopefully convince my brain of that soon too!