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royse @Roysenotes Seattle (sometimes chicago)

inventor of the log flume

571 Following   7,252 Followers   5,667 Tweets

Joined Twitter 2/12/11


@tristonianboiii #girlboss
1/19
2021
@itsmattfred this is correct!
1/17
2021
look at this hunk https://t.co/IbcqZV54E1
1/16
2021
@jojomartian i mean jordyn @jojomartian sounds good sammi’s friend jordyn @jojomartian this is dope! thank you sammi’s friend jordyn @pienar this is good! you know me too well @djmikeharvey https://t.co/82GDEdnHgC @pienar my god. she’s done it againPicking up girls. That's just us guys
Retweeted by royse @BoyYeetsWorld nobody wants to mess with the jittery guy @seanborenn this includes tip @dxxnya yes!!!
1/14
2021
@ktgracek i love margo!! @tw33tinggggg you think this is a game? you think life is one big jungle gym? @mausbaus37 im blocking youhey. what have you guys been listening to lately. reply to this with a spotify link
1/13
2021
me and the boys, fully vaccinated, summer 2022 https://t.co/BnHsG8b2rV
Retweeted by royse @benicetome need a wife to put a leash on me and walk me around town @BigTucsonDad yup! https://t.co/L05TAuVtHN
1/12
2021
@JackWilliamRtF @parler_app i can’t stop thinking about this @getjumby it’s from sababa by adeena sussman @tw33tinggggg a match made in heaven @Keally22 thanks kels! @userjaymes thanks king! @thiccc_crust thank you! @momappreciator thanks bossmade some hummus. not gonna lie it turned out delicious https://t.co/yBC4OV3gVd @stuartfiddle https://t.co/r6Z7fvY3H4
1/11
2021
would like to see more discussion on the violent display of antisemitism yesterday https://t.co/AkCnwqmBPe
Retweeted by royse @adderalluser nooo way i just rewatched and completely forgot about that @adderalluser lmao!! glad my first malort shot made the cut
1/8
2021
@objsucks i just did the same! moved to seattle 3 months ago. i got these cats to keep me company https://t.co/MKr3B4BE9e @JackWilliamRtF yeah once summer was over everyone at auschwitz went home and got a free t-shirt
1/7
2021
@thec0conuthead showing border patrol a screenshot of thisme at the canadian border right now https://t.co/ZClhUN62FxDefense budget like eleventy trillion, and some dudes that look like this just ran up in our shit https://t.co/GFwRekSPws
Retweeted by royse @FridaGhitis yes, and... @BoyYeetsWorld im not gonna lie. that skydiving sequence was so sick @DanMentos @pixelatedboat i guess you can say he...now moves in silence like lasagna 😏
1/6
2021
@realDonaldTrump who all gonna be there @haabsters we live in hell
1/4
2021
raise your hand if you’re ready for 2021 https://t.co/65ZdtAoods
1/1
2020
@BigTucsonDad @brittany_broski it was a wild night for sureWashington has an avalanche rescue goat and u still think ur state is better??? https://t.co/1nGkvHXoNj
Retweeted by royse @CarrieeeeC lord of the rings. keep gimli. the rest are muppets @BoyYeetsWorld so proud @BoyYeetsWorld and boy was i rightthis is one of the first messages i got before meeting my future roommate one year ago today https://t.co/24rF2nkJJj
Retweeted by royse @ducklikethebird goodnight duck
12/31
2020
@thomaskuei it was only 3 years ago but i feel like it was in a different lifetime @BoyYeetsWorld what in the worldhttps://t.co/0d93OK3DGrwhere i grew up and where i live now https://t.co/YvSjlQ9rK3 https://t.co/b87m3VXtRF @pienar coffee is too obvious. im gonna say a1! @BoyYeetsWorld E1#
12/30
2020
@ppeytonmatthews but of course @alyssaaguayooo yes it does @_umamimami_ let’s save them mf bees @ppeytonmatthews 👋🏻 @brittany_broski hey brittany 😌 it’s been almost one year since we died on new years last year @ducklikethebird come next month. they’re not getting any smaller @puterpurker hey outlawmom @ducklikethebird hey duckpacific northwest roll call. where my pnw friends at @mariokartdwi https://t.co/6Q9Wy3KgM3 @BoyYeetsWorld @theh0tfather https://t.co/VFiICrhP8N @theh0tfather @BoyYeetsWorld
12/29
2020
get in loser we’re getting covid tested @pienar well you better mark april 12 on your calendar cause we’re going back for the italian car and italian bike show @pienar you yesterday vs you an hour ago https://t.co/nen3vLif6G @matchu_chutrain @pienar @tristonianboiii that means so much coming from youwait no im trying to deletesome photos of the great hike i did with @pienar and @tristonianboiii today! https://t.co/bxOLA8At1A
12/28
2020
@SenKamalaHarris i was ok til i saw this tweet...thanks vp @ducklikethebird i don’t care if they’re moldy by then @ducklikethebird can you save some for next time i visit
12/26
2020
my dad sent a picture of our Chevy Chase cutout to his friend, and he thinks that it’s me https://t.co/Vsl9yWVWOR
Retweeted by royseIt is deeply confusing that a butt dial and a booty call mean two very different things
Retweeted by royse @pienar see ya soon 🎅 @BoyYeetsWorld gregory is aware of your existence!! @BoyYeetsWorld kelly. please call. me and the kids are worried sickopen for a surprise https://t.co/cBUgVHdKME
12/25
2020
@HammerFist3 good morning karl
12/24
2020
having a fun sunday at the river https://t.co/vbEybj1Ual
Retweeted by royse @tw33tinggggg taking in the crisp colorado breezei was simply lounging. nothing wrong with this https://t.co/KyY8KX4X4K @BigTucsonDad hell yeah welcome to the squad. i’ll see you at ryan field @pienar that would make my week @pienar goddamn this looks so goodhow did they get there. what’s their story https://t.co/X95pkKMOnO
12/23
2020
@BoyYeetsWorld torture @BoyYeetsWorld last thing i remember is you showing me a girl’s Instagram post from 2 years ago and me accidentally… https://t.co/oaPASGNcrx @BoyYeetsWorld god what a night2020 first / most recent met two cool fellas both named jack https://t.co/x4PCNHJsHg https://t.co/l4cPmW7Lw0
Retweeted by royse @BoyYeetsWorld @BigTucsonDad this was an A+ day @jbfan911 it was a pleasure meeting you jbfan911! always love to eat a pizza with my fans @ACTBrigitte that’s great, brigitte! listen, we’re all really worried about you @GALDYTRON lmaoook 2020 wasn’t my year either but i just know 2021 will finally be the year it happens https://t.co/dghACdb5Tt
12/22
2020

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