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Rozwell Kid @RozwellKid West Virginia, USA

593 Following   8,743 Followers   16,217 Tweets

Joined Twitter 8/11/11


@c_johns omg it's so close lol @JoannaNewSum41 I always tell people “saving Silverman is actually pretty funny” but tbh I don’t remember if I’ve e… https://t.co/LJPm93Q6G6 @JoannaNewSum41 Have you ever been tricked into thinking a movie is funny? I think that’s what happened to me with Saving SilvermanRelatively new, tall robot that cleans (?) the grocery store scared me twice
1/15
2021
@slothfella Hahah I should do another one of those
1/8
2021
When I was in college we all said “dean bad” so it’s really wild, random and inspiring to see so many people saying… https://t.co/4yEx63Lofp @sleddingxtigers *first pair... they seem practical!!! @sleddingxtigers Lol I ordered my pair of transitions literally two days agoMy advice: don’t play video games from 2004-2018 and everything will blow your mindLooking up from where I am crouched in rags over a small forge (twitter) outside a sod hut (my phone), hammering ou… https://t.co/Q6szn7ICtm
Retweeted by Rozwell Kid @bigasshaver “A marble in the dragon’s paw”
1/4
2020
@slothfella i've gotten in the habit of watching spawn wave's news wave every morning with my coffee
12/29
2020
The Best Covers of 2020 #4: @RozwellKid - Only Time (@official_enya cover) https://t.co/bhyrzagi6O https://t.co/55SkelYCvK
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12/24
2020
If watching Love Actually bit-by-bit for three days has taught me anything, it’s that the prime minister doesn’t have anything to do all day @micdadam They come in egg roll wrappers @micdadam Well if you’re ever in Ranson, WV, MxCocina has the best burritos @micdadam There’s a new burrito place near me and it’s so good and I’ve been four times and I haven’t seen a single… https://t.co/ySQryWmz7R
12/23
2020
“I’ve heard of tagging your friends in an Instagram Reel, but in real life?? No thanks, Ed helms!” https://t.co/c6BnTVROqkI’m starting to think rolling stone is not going to review our album from 2017 🧐 @sleddingxtigers I’ll photoshop it poorly on my body! @colleengreen420 It’s real bad! @JoannaNewSum41 LolIt’s a complete nightmare to accidentally open Reels on Instagram instead of doing literally anything elseReading the Wikipedia plot section for Love Actually slightly faster than I am watching it for the first time @JoannaNewSum41 It would honestly bring our band a lot of attentionFingers crossed my 2021 starts with me being named editor-in-chief of rolling stone magazineLately I’ve been taken aback, and quite frankly impressed, by the absolute hubris of naming your hotel chain “Home… https://t.co/1y04c5KglE
12/21
2020
Wearing a giant winter coat while you rip a guitar solo is such a power moveThank you to everyone that tuned in with us last night & all that have been rewatching this morning. The show is av… https://t.co/pjsJqKXGDL
Retweeted by Rozwell Kid @xorogerharvey Great show roger! Thanks for putting this together @brdylnzndrfr 🙃If you missed the big Holiday Show last night, you can still watch it here until Dec 26th! https://t.co/2W4FpeOsNS @FranziaMom Absolutely. I think we can thank Ric Ocasek for that. Also, the songs are just incredible
12/20
2020
Tonight’s the night! Tune in to the @xorogerharvey holiday family show for a special RK performance. 8pm EST, free!… https://t.co/nQAMoNDyR5Tonight’s the night! Join us for the Roger Harvey & Family Holiday Show. Free show on YouTube, encouraging donation… https://t.co/7RyXXhpUso
Retweeted by Rozwell Kid @FranziaMom Just revisited EWBAITE and that record slays. Top-Fiver for sure @mikehuguenor My parents were stoked about this when it came out @mikehuguenor Lol @hicknarris “Thanks to this groundbreaking relief legislation, every American will immediately receive two drink ti… https://t.co/hOsG3St1O2
12/19
2020
@meatwaveband This cover art rocksMade this playlist for anyone that wants to join me in celebrating the beautiful family of folks that are coming to… https://t.co/Af6AqpN1J3
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12/18
2020
@hicknarris "Congress passed a landmark relief bill providing every American 3 Squier Classic Vibe Stratocasters, and 1 per child"
12/17
2020
Scrooge really got the shit scared out of him, eh?https://t.co/oV2ujmLfYh https://t.co/XMFU9vrSGU
12/16
2020
Very excited to be performing another *virtual concert* this Saturday 12/19 as part of the @xorogerharvey & family… https://t.co/CtxrITMpjrI made Rozwell kid while listening to dinner, this is too weird https://t.co/9ymYO6TjyV
12/15
2020
@morbidtodd i've been shooting it with my iphoneIs there an easy-listening Sex Pistols cover band called the Sax Pistolstrue punk rock is ordering a new pair of glasses with a four year old prescription
12/14
2020
He’s pretty slow but damn does he get contact with that baseball. @RozwellKid https://t.co/cfChojhdfz
Retweeted by Rozwell Kid @ryanhelling Lol whaaaaat is this???If a band plays in odd time signatures, I am immediately 100% confident they are way smarter than meWhenever I finish heating up the coffee I’ve left sitting around, the microwave says “Food Is Ready” so, yeah, I’m… https://t.co/ZbQ7hSes1c @anxietymachine LolI’ve been dabbling in amateur video editing for literally two months and I can already declare that the editing Osc… https://t.co/hOKr6wIPjU @tonybonesarelli @spiritnght do you remembered when that Creed album “Weathered” came out and every music store has… https://t.co/DaWWPFVFBn @tonybonesarelli @spiritnght Wow! This is quite the playlist lol. I almost bought that Oleander record so many time… https://t.co/GVaL2KH2As
12/13
2020
@tonybonesarelli @spiritnght I tweeted about this once, but a few months ago I realized the contemporary version of… https://t.co/INTsncZZZZ @craig_selak I love that song!!Wow https://t.co/4LunDcvyNT🙂 https://t.co/ufwsj98D5q
12/12
2020
Wearing my ugliest TC Tugger for the holiday
12/11
2020
@danozzi it's been in my head and i had to tell someone and you're the only person I could think of who might *possibly* care @danozzi i keep imaging George Thorogood singing "Bad to the Bone" but losing control in the second chorus and sing… https://t.co/lnHwaVaP3ki honestly keep forgetting that Dreamboats 2 came out this year. Thanks for the kind words @RosyOverdrive ! https://t.co/IjNglUdHrQ
12/10
2020
@VirginityIsRad Hahaha this is sickI remember NOT liking this when I watched it live on TV, but here we areBig fan of this live clip of weezer playing hash pipe in what looks like hell https://t.co/gklLXlXB8dI'd like to add that I, too, am a bit taller than I used to be https://t.co/8wxi0gBkSv @ryanhzr @bubbychampagne I remember when the new remix debuted and i thought it sounded sick. I must've missed Tim saying who did it. @ryanhzr @bubbychampagne i had no idea i'd been listening to a trey-mix of city of the day every week! @ryanhzr @bubbychampagne what?? hell yeah! this is sickWorking very hard on becoming the kind of old man who calls helicopters “whirlybirds” and sets all of the used tiss… https://t.co/fJrnDaDhuK @sad34513 Damn! I actually didn’t know this, thanks for the heads up!
12/8
2020
@hicknarris i did and decided that was true and told my mom @hurryband lol what a loser @hurryband https://t.co/KWDy7aJ2jZ @hurryband thank you for telling people in the industry about me! @hurryband i'm the dennis leary of talking about weezerfondly remembering the time i confidently and genuinely told my mom the pixies were a band from the 60sif youre listening to hash pipe without the G interlude, are you really even listening to hash pipe
12/7
2020
one of the funniest emotions I experience is worrying that a large company will get mad at me for returning something I bought
12/6
2020
@argyleisgreat I *might* have some in a box somewhere. email me about this - rozwellkid-at-gmail-dot-com and we’ll… https://t.co/mEFgXNH3Yv @ryanhzr Hands down the most disgusting word for a shitter @ryanhzr Ugh @hicknarris Lolol @hicknarris “You’re a marvel. I may have just had my battleship sunk by the best in my life.”
12/5
2020
@johnnyalligator Lol what??
12/4
2020
@grammawisalive Property brothers inspired this, but I actually always feel bad for the love or lost it ladyMy fav part of home makeover shows is when the hosts promise the owners a castle, knock down one wall and find ten… https://t.co/gVKoppZJfFif you missed it, you can still check it out here! feat. @JoyceManor @adultmomband @RozwellKid @jamieloftusHELP and… https://t.co/NjnNTA2I1c
Retweeted by Rozwell Kid @adamxdangelo Hah luckily they aren’t close enough for that to ruin their daymy cats HATE it when i play guitarIf you missed our virtual concert last weekend, you can see the whole dang thing here (on youtub) https://t.co/geNU9EiwOh @ryanhelling WOW I just learned the word tittle hahahapizza hut used to be the champ, but i'll have a really difficult time forgetting this https://t.co/VD4h7caJ4rtbh little caesars has the best logo/brand identity of all the big pizza places. maybe the best in big chain restaurants, period
12/2
2020
If they were called Beatle, they would’ve sounded like archers of loaf all the way back in the 1940s the summer of lovemy favorite! https://t.co/jDUbWZP2VH @RachelMGraham Thanks for watching!!
11/29
2020

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