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@c_johns omg it's so close lol @JoannaNewSum41 I always tell people “saving Silverman is actually pretty funny” but tbh I don’t remember if I’ve e… https://t.co/LJPm93Q6G6 @JoannaNewSum41 Have you ever been tricked into thinking a movie is funny? I think that’s what happened to me with Saving SilvermanRelatively new, tall robot that cleans (?) the grocery store scared me twice
@slothfella Hahah I should do another one of those
When I was in college we all said “dean bad” so it’s really wild, random and inspiring to see so many people saying… https://t.co/4yEx63Lofp @sleddingxtigers *first pair... they seem practical!!! @sleddingxtigers Lol I ordered my pair of transitions literally two days agoMy advice: don’t play video games from 2004-2018 and everything will blow your mindLooking up from where I am crouched in rags over a small forge (twitter) outside a sod hut (my phone), hammering ou… https://t.co/Q6szn7ICtm
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@slothfella i've gotten in the habit of watching spawn wave's news wave every morning with my coffee
The Best Covers of 2020 #4: @RozwellKid - Only Time (@official_enya cover)
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If watching Love Actually bit-by-bit for three days has taught me anything, it’s that the prime minister doesn’t have anything to do all day @micdadam They come in egg roll wrappers @micdadam Well if you’re ever in Ranson, WV, MxCocina has the best burritos @micdadam There’s a new burrito place near me and it’s so good and I’ve been four times and I haven’t seen a single… https://t.co/ySQryWmz7R
“I’ve heard of tagging your friends in an Instagram Reel, but in real life?? No thanks, Ed helms!” https://t.co/c6BnTVROqkI’m starting to think rolling stone is not going to review our album from 2017 🧐 @sleddingxtigers I’ll photoshop it poorly on my body! @colleengreen420 It’s real bad! @JoannaNewSum41 LolIt’s a complete nightmare to accidentally open Reels on Instagram instead of doing literally anything elseReading the Wikipedia plot section for Love Actually slightly faster than I am watching it for the first time @JoannaNewSum41 It would honestly bring our band a lot of attentionFingers crossed my 2021 starts with me being named editor-in-chief of rolling stone magazineLately I’ve been taken aback, and quite frankly impressed, by the absolute hubris of naming your hotel chain “Home… https://t.co/1y04c5KglE
Wearing a giant winter coat while you rip a guitar solo is such a power moveThank you to everyone that tuned in with us last night & all that have been rewatching this morning. The show is av… https://t.co/pjsJqKXGDL
Retweeted by Rozwell Kid @xorogerharvey Great show roger! Thanks for putting this together @brdylnzndrfr 🙃If you missed the big Holiday Show last night, you can still watch it here until Dec 26th!
https://t.co/2W4FpeOsNS @FranziaMom Absolutely. I think we can thank Ric Ocasek for that. Also, the songs are just incredible

Tonight’s the night! Tune in to the @xorogerharvey holiday family show for a special RK performance. 8pm EST, free!… https://t.co/nQAMoNDyR5Tonight’s the night! Join us for the Roger Harvey & Family Holiday Show. Free show on YouTube, encouraging donation… https://t.co/7RyXXhpUso
Retweeted by Rozwell Kid @FranziaMom Just revisited EWBAITE and that record slays. Top-Fiver for sure @mikehuguenor My parents were stoked about this when it came out @mikehuguenor Lol @hicknarris “Thanks to this groundbreaking relief legislation, every American will immediately receive two drink ti… https://t.co/hOsG3St1O2

@meatwaveband This cover art rocksMade this playlist for anyone that wants to join me in celebrating the beautiful family of folks that are coming to… https://t.co/Af6AqpN1J3
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@hicknarris "Congress passed a landmark relief bill providing every American 3 Squier Classic Vibe Stratocasters, and 1 per child"
Scrooge really got the shit scared out of him, eh?https://t.co/oV2ujmLfYh https://t.co/XMFU9vrSGU
Very excited to be performing another *virtual concert* this Saturday 12/19 as part of the @xorogerharvey & family… https://t.co/CtxrITMpjrI made Rozwell kid while listening to dinner, this is too weird https://t.co/9ymYO6TjyV
@morbidtodd i've been shooting it with my iphoneIs there an easy-listening Sex Pistols cover band called the Sax Pistolstrue punk rock is ordering a new pair of glasses with a four year old prescription
He’s pretty slow but damn does he get contact with that baseball. @RozwellKid https://t.co/cfChojhdfz
Retweeted by Rozwell Kid @ryanhelling Lol whaaaaat is this???If a band plays in odd time signatures, I am immediately 100% confident they are way smarter than meWhenever I finish heating up the coffee I’ve left sitting around, the microwave says “Food Is Ready” so, yeah, I’m… https://t.co/ZbQ7hSes1c @anxietymachine LolI’ve been dabbling in amateur video editing for literally two months and I can already declare that the editing Osc… https://t.co/hOKr6wIPjU @tonybonesarelli @spiritnght do you remembered when that Creed album “Weathered” came out and every music store has… https://t.co/DaWWPFVFBn @tonybonesarelli @spiritnght Wow! This is quite the playlist lol. I almost bought that Oleander record so many time… https://t.co/GVaL2KH2As

@tonybonesarelli @spiritnght I tweeted about this once, but a few months ago I realized the contemporary version of… https://t.co/INTsncZZZZ @craig_selak I love that song!!Wow
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Wearing my ugliest TC Tugger for the holiday
@danozzi it's been in my head and i had to tell someone and you're the only person I could think of who might *possibly* care @danozzi i keep imaging George Thorogood singing "Bad to the Bone" but losing control in the second chorus and sing… https://t.co/lnHwaVaP3ki honestly keep forgetting that Dreamboats 2 came out this year. Thanks for the kind words @RosyOverdrive ! https://t.co/IjNglUdHrQ
@VirginityIsRad Hahaha this is sickI remember NOT liking this when I watched it live on TV, but here we areBig fan of this live clip of weezer playing hash pipe in what looks like hell
https://t.co/gklLXlXB8dI'd like to add that I, too, am a bit taller than I used to be https://t.co/8wxi0gBkSv @ryanhzr @bubbychampagne I remember when the new remix debuted and i thought it sounded sick. I must've missed Tim saying who did it. @ryanhzr @bubbychampagne i had no idea i'd been listening to a trey-mix of city of the day every week! @ryanhzr @bubbychampagne what?? hell yeah! this is sickWorking very hard on becoming the kind of old man who calls helicopters “whirlybirds” and sets all of the used tiss… https://t.co/fJrnDaDhuK @sad34513 Damn! I actually didn’t know this, thanks for the heads up!
@hicknarris i did and decided that was true and told my mom @hurryband lol what a loser @hurryband https://t.co/KWDy7aJ2jZ @hurryband thank you for telling people in the industry about me! @hurryband i'm the dennis leary of talking about weezerfondly remembering the time i confidently and genuinely told my mom the pixies were a band from the 60sif youre listening to hash pipe without the G interlude, are you really even listening to hash pipe
one of the funniest emotions I experience is worrying that a large company will get mad at me for returning something I bought
@argyleisgreat I *might* have some in a box somewhere. email me about this - rozwellkid-at-gmail-dot-com and we’ll… https://t.co/mEFgXNH3Yv @ryanhzr Hands down the most disgusting word for a shitter @ryanhzr Ugh @hicknarris Lolol @hicknarris “You’re a marvel. I may have just had my battleship sunk by the best in my life.”
@johnnyalligator Lol what??
@grammawisalive Property brothers inspired this, but I actually always feel bad for the love or lost it ladyMy fav part of home makeover shows is when the hosts promise the owners a castle, knock down one wall and find ten… https://t.co/gVKoppZJfFif you missed it, you can still check it out here! feat. @JoyceManor @adultmomband @RozwellKid @jamieloftusHELP and… https://t.co/NjnNTA2I1c
Retweeted by Rozwell Kid @adamxdangelo Hah luckily they aren’t close enough for that to ruin their daymy cats HATE it when i play guitarIf you missed our virtual concert last weekend, you can see the whole dang thing here (on youtub) https://t.co/geNU9EiwOh @ryanhelling WOW I just learned the word tittle hahahapizza hut used to be the champ, but i'll have a really difficult time forgetting this https://t.co/VD4h7caJ4rtbh little caesars has the best logo/brand identity of all the big pizza places. maybe the best in big chain restaurants, period

If they were called Beatle, they would’ve sounded like archers of loaf all the way back in the 1940s the summer of lovemy favorite! https://t.co/jDUbWZP2VH @RachelMGraham Thanks for watching!!