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Joined Twitter 12/20/12


GM sold the Lordstown plant facility last year. Trump boasted about this on Twitter. https://t.co/hQI8LExj86
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3/27
2020
Sea otters make everything better. 💙 🦦 Let’s all pause, take a big breath and watch Yaku play! https://t.co/TiNslLvQhW
Retweeted by Alyssa SchmidtIt’s Tuesday, or as we call it now: day
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3/25
2020
Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.
Retweeted by Alyssa SchmidtI am incredibly privileged to be able to work from home! It hasn't been without it's share of technical issues, but… https://t.co/BUC8XmpklgStill finding the silver lining in physical distancing. My new routine brings me joy and contentment. I've had more… https://t.co/XYJuXLBbO2We all play a part. Choose others over yourself. #StayHomeSD https://t.co/obsX3AnAQL
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3/24
2020
I am a: ⚪️male ⚪️female 🔘animal crossing islander Seeking: ⚪️male ⚪️female 🔘30 iron nuggets
Retweeted by Alyssa Schmidt @_toriwhitley @NPRinskeep Love your mousepad! 🥰
3/23
2020
@paultenhaken We are scared to go out for essentials (medication, groceries) because so many people are still gathe… https://t.co/XbPfEl2Z7C
3/22
2020
nintendo: so you hate doing chores, right me: totally nintendo: and you hate working a job me: so much nintendo… https://t.co/t2NyiuDmEO
Retweeted by Alyssa SchmidtI'm kind of thriving in quarantine. Not sure what this says about me.
3/21
2020
@kelsey_snell Check out @Jenna_Marbles on YouTube!
3/20
2020
Car crash at Slim Chickens: Chevy Cruze vs Chickenmobile
Retweeted by Alyssa SchmidtAnd this is after last week when the state health dept. said it expected a "surge" in testing:… https://t.co/SK00N7GTvS
Retweeted by Alyssa SchmidtThe number of pending cases jumped from 35 to 350 in one day. No new tests were processed in the last 24hrs. https://t.co/hwcZxMWBaS
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3/18
2020
This is another look at the impact of COVID-19. Several dozen restaurant/bar employees gathering to discuss real s… https://t.co/d62ZhvlQSD
Retweeted by Alyssa SchmidtThe 2020 Barkley Marathons has been canceled. #BM100
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3/17
2020
Extremely rude for Bernie to Force-choke Biden imo https://t.co/pLQUjDd0zZ
Retweeted by Alyssa SchmidtIf nothing else, enforced time at home allows space to reflect on the past 20 years. Pick your starting point, mayb… https://t.co/Y7GqZx4LFo
Retweeted by Alyssa SchmidtA fun thing is that chest tightness and shortness of breath are also panic attack symptoms. Fun, fun. Fun. Fun.
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3/16
2020
@bbculp https://t.co/2qiyYvfyKNHow to work from home: 1) shower 2) get dressed 3) work 4) periodically make your internal monologue external ("THI… https://t.co/IMzqTQCWvW
Retweeted by Alyssa SchmidtIn case you’re counting, it was 13 days ago that Trump called the coronavirus a hoax at a campaign rally.
Retweeted by Alyssa SchmidtWhat a friggin' week, and it's not over yet. Amid all the chaos, cancellations and consternation, watching my commu… https://t.co/CwHBN4D0NN
Retweeted by Alyssa SchmidtCoronavirus burial pits so vast they’re visible from space. Iranian authorities began digging a pair of trenches f… https://t.co/irAoV57ZQN
Retweeted by Alyssa Schmidt @HitmanHeitzie 😂
3/13
2020
@Argus_Joe @paultenhaken @CitySiouxFalls @SFAreaChamber Thank you!
3/12
2020
https://t.co/2FihPKppu3 Sioux Falls is #6! ❤️💛💙 @Argus_Joe @paultenhaken @CitySiouxFalls @SFAreaChamber Thanks for the info! I called the Chamber earlier and they… https://t.co/ObnqPw62stHey @paultenhaken @CitySiouxFalls, any discussion re canceling the St Pat's Day parade this weekend due to confirme… https://t.co/6CtzHoUccX
3/11
2020
crazy how you don't learn about shallots until your late 20s
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3/9
2020
Amelia Earhart, female icon. Happy #InternationalWomensDay https://t.co/xUMTrmhtI9Bailey legit just swiped someone’s burrito. https://t.co/MWr6ZeiJa2
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3/6
2020
@HitmanHeitzie That made me laugh out loud 😂President Trump has sent more tweets in 2020 about "Mini Mike" (44) than Coronavirus (33), and that includes retwee… https://t.co/F3mN2Ywwwe
Retweeted by Alyssa Schmidt @HitmanHeitzie "this lady with the mouse"You're supposed to wash your hands for 20 sec, which is the time it takes to sing Happy Birthday twice. But I'm tir… https://t.co/LPnYxPXw2q
Retweeted by Alyssa SchmidtAnxiously awaiting spring ⛅ https://t.co/7VVY2ybtKt
3/3
2020
Why get blackout drunk when you could get blackout blinds?
Retweeted by Alyssa SchmidtSo...... there wasn’t a single poll that accurately predicted the numbers in Iowa OR New Hampshire OR Nevada OR South Carolina
Retweeted by Alyssa SchmidtIf given the choice, I would rather be contacted via a bloodstained Raven than Facebook messenger
Retweeted by Alyssa SchmidtWedding fun ✨ https://t.co/sVB37tGXY9
3/1
2020
Allegedly, the world’s largest democracy 👇 https://t.co/Vty3LHifNF
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2/26
2020
Laissez les bon temps rouler!For the love of god UNMUTE THIS https://t.co/MA48mit8MX
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2/25
2020
#blessed https://t.co/nmcBbuz24F
2/24
2020
@samsanders My baby girl Tofu! https://t.co/EnDKW0nQKU @safiyajn Yes to both!
2/22
2020
my therapist: your habit of reflexively using corporate jargon outside of work is alienating to your family + frien… https://t.co/yQkRUZERlW
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2/21
2020
My kink is Nyle DiMarco being dressed as me and not knowing who I am.
Retweeted by Alyssa SchmidtAmy Klobuchar is about to prosecute Elizabeth Warren for murdering Mike Bloomberg.
Retweeted by Alyssa Schmidt"I worked very hard for it" is the worst possible justification for being a billionaire. You know who works very ha… https://t.co/nX6ymnmXbS
Retweeted by Alyssa SchmidtWhether or not Warren is the nominee, she's doing a lot of the work Biden/Sanders/Buttigieg need tonight against Bloomberg.
Retweeted by Alyssa SchmidtBloomberg says one of the things he's "worried about" "embarrassed" from his time as mayor is how stop and frisk tu… https://t.co/GCORuos4mK
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2/20
2020
My heart 💛 https://t.co/TFpkMs2kR6
2/19
2020
@GoldPillBrown Loved that movie
2/18
2020
We don't know what happened here. We do know the Bush departure photo showed a packed stand and the Trump arrival p… https://t.co/9D8zexQ1Mw
Retweeted by Alyssa SchmidtGuess what happens this week... We have our first sunsets of the year AFTER 6pm! #SignsOfSpring
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2/17
2020
Anti Valentine's Day party, 2020 🥀 https://t.co/gEsyDu7Ufn
2/16
2020
WHEN EILL THE NEW @LPontheleft EPISODE BE OUT I am dying over here.GOP parent: How do I explain Pete Buttigieg kissing his husband to my kids? Normal parent: How do I explain Trump,… https://t.co/AAvzhTsGah
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2/14
2020
@HenryLovesYou @LPontheleft 😭🤣 https://t.co/BAX9MtSvSc
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2/13
2020
@titonka This thread is the best thing to happen to me in recent history @kelsey_snell https://t.co/6upjhxyzhd
2/12
2020
@leximmorse @RATM https://t.co/4jGj3OtMoE
2/11
2020
AAAHHH @RATM IS COMING TO SIOUX FAAAAAALLSSSSS!! 😍😍😍😍😍
2/10
2020
@HitmanHeitzie Been wanting to see this. @adamgreattweet Flonkerton
2/9
2020
So a fun thing about this #googlepixel4XL is that the camera shows every dog hair on all of my black clothes. Which… https://t.co/9Qr0vHgz6b
2/8
2020
@smoverpeck This tweet speaks to my soul. @smoverpeck YES.imagine if staring at a spreadsheet burned calories.
Retweeted by Alyssa Schmidtmargot robbie as harley quinn in ‘birds of prey’ https://t.co/dscSfTYavT
Retweeted by Alyssa SchmidtSo. Good. Most enjoyable movie I've seen in theaters in a long time #5stars #lovedit #BirdsOfPrey https://t.co/u07e9Pi7Ms
2/7
2020
@titonka This made my day 😂😂Wanna feel old? Children born on Iowa caucus day are now getting their drivers’ licenses.
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2/6
2020
We have a poll that broke before the caucuses, two sets of entrance poll data that don't agree with each other, and… https://t.co/UFiVcqhEUd
Retweeted by Alyssa SchmidtI’ve literally flown across the entire country in the time the Iowa Democratic Party hasn’t been able to count its votes.
Retweeted by Alyssa SchmidtI urge the people of Kansas and Missouri to think about this in November. He doesn’t know who you are. He doesn’t k… https://t.co/xRi2rY6eFs
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2/4
2020
i think its cool how we are this technologically advanced country but still rely on a fat underground rat to predic… https://t.co/RL646oMHwK
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2/2
2020
Post Mahomes https://t.co/vr7CncBL7w
Retweeted by Alyssa SchmidtHere’s Trump claiming today that Ivanka has “created over 15 million jobs” — or more than twice the number of total… https://t.co/F0346AvEMP
Retweeted by Alyssa Schmidt @HitmanHeitzie He's definitely well-basted. @HitmanHeitzie https://t.co/IKghtigK88 @HitmanHeitzie Have you been following Papa John Schnatter's descent into madness? Pretty fascinating.I should be excited about my team playing in the Superbowl this weekend, but in way too consumed by anxiety about..… https://t.co/bLyA47zan3everything I gave you was real, but it dims in comparison to everything I’m taking away.
Retweeted by Alyssa SchmidtI lived on Menlo, can confirm 👻 https://t.co/dZY8LWUyGR
2/1
2020
“I’ve CC’d in my boss” - professional - corporate - mildly threatening “You wanna say that in front of Greg?” -… https://t.co/jjXvPl55ts
Retweeted by Alyssa SchmidtI love this creature overwhelmingly. https://t.co/bHHtXqZLb6
1/31
2020
Wow. Just wow. https://t.co/X1Pt4eKXXd
1/29
2020
It’s smart of John Bolton to hide evidence in a place where the president will never be able to find it - a book.
Retweeted by Alyssa SchmidtYour occasional reminder that NPR is primarily supported through sponsorship and station dues/fees, not federal fun… https://t.co/HfWS48jdvS
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1/27
2020
Now is a useful time to refresh yourself with the concept of gaslighting.
Retweeted by Alyssa SchmidtShe's perfect. 🥰 https://t.co/GzS7toRcPO
1/25
2020

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