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captain russbus & the too long bones @russbus Orlando, FL, America, Earth

P̶r̶o̶f̶e̶s̶s̶i̶o̶n̶a̶l̶ video game person. The Slugheart. https://t.co/lZCvQ3GmjR

390 Following   140 Followers   263 Tweets

Joined Twitter 2/22/09


@JordanUhl Last night: https://t.co/pMYZmATzSDJust saw an ad on @Twitch for the Navy that said "we don't like campers either" while a bunch of military-looking d… https://t.co/Rj1rHCWOgm
6/30
2020
girls be like “i know a spot” but by the time they get there it’s been destroyed because it was actually a metaphor… https://t.co/3GQzlEChWv
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6/29
2020
@a_mighty_wizard picturing you in a sunflower costume complaining about tap water in baby talk feels right @BAKKOOONN https://t.co/KNBuxddVPC
6/23
2020
@FistoftheMFK Still haven't received any checks from Nintendo for aping my life story (too much arm). @BillCorbett https://t.co/A8tTiIPhWL
6/22
2020
⚠GIVEAWAY⚠ Want to level up your audio? We're giving away a Limited Edition Wave:3 Microphone bundle to 1 lucky w… https://t.co/lCyFfD3JhR
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6/19
2020
@GOGGalaxy Bummer you can't detect DLC on PS4 and roll it up into GotY on GOG.
6/17
2020
@MattFnWallace @Lexialex It was that, yeah. Internet says the episode was called "How Sammo Got His Groove Back." Couldn't find a clip. @Lexialex Just watched a thing where Sammo Hung used one of those to pin a carjacker's head to the dash.
6/16
2020
@a_mighty_wizard Logov Smirnoff
6/14
2020
oh MY GOD https://t.co/WmJuhgJUIs
Retweeted by captain russbus & the too long bones @a_mighty_wizard pfffffhahahahaha, unbelievable
6/13
2020
@a_mighty_wizard put a robot dog in itFollow CAG & Retweet for a Chance to Win a PS5. Ends 8/11 at 9PM ET. #PS5 #PlayStation5 #PS5Reveal #knack3 https://t.co/cHxXOxtwAz
Retweeted by captain russbus & the too long bones @a_mighty_wizard cucumber dolly grip
6/12
2020
@a_mighty_wizard Goddammit Alina.
6/11
2020
@a_mighty_wizard Welcome to the Tinderdome? @a_mighty_wizard Twolinas.Antifa Alligator sez "DEFUND THE OPD!" Reallocate funds into strengthening the community! #orlandoprotest https://t.co/hI9FilFleu
Retweeted by captain russbus & the too long bonesColston being a slave trader *and* a philanthropist doesn't tell us he was complicated man, it tells us we need to… https://t.co/pQrmEg1xYH
Retweeted by captain russbus & the too long bonesday 2 of seattle’s 30 day tear gas ban https://t.co/VJdcmIXlOR
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6/8
2020
Fantastic thread on the utter irrationality of what we define as a “crime” https://t.co/BZYDBiIsQ0
Retweeted by captain russbus & the too long bones @paulsef @KatanaParty Dude's madly in anger with HBO Max. @The_Law_Boy @KatanaParty Yeeeaaah boooyyy. https://t.co/9kxQZe1pEj @BkJay_Early As a kid down in sunny, beautiful Florida, I heard that last guy's "blacks vs. …" argument verbatim from *several* adults.
6/7
2020
I get the appeal of 8cantwait and similar things. It feels good to have a list of easy-to-agree-on demands. But the… https://t.co/hofusSVbEV
Retweeted by captain russbus & the too long bonesEver fuck up and spend nearly five hours watching police brutality videos? https://t.co/ZdbBNqXBKRWOW. A Minneapolis city councilmember is proposing disbanding the police dept completely and starting over from scr… https://t.co/mUt5lGZBZL
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6/4
2020
this is so cathartic https://t.co/tBF2mAoIOA
Retweeted by captain russbus & the too long bones"Do you think the anger that led to these protests are justified?" Justified 78% Not Justified 18% "Given the even… https://t.co/ekSzHCqdzF
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6/3
2020
The left is often preoccupied with being cute and clever and poignant and shit and I cannot stress enough to you ho… https://t.co/CIXC9SwioZ
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6/2
2020
Trump is a special sort of scum. He's also an extension of centuries-old ideology. It may look like our cities were… https://t.co/STq7aAYiMg
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6/1
2020
"It is a lynching at the highest level. No one can deny that," Dr. @CornelWest tells @andersoncooper of the death o… https://t.co/yWqX0KsMvc
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5/31
2020
Why in the ever-loving fuck would you buy a 2020 election-themed chess set? Whooo is this for? https://t.co/6f90jBizrF
5/30
2020
@vidStrickland I wanted this thing so bad when I was a kid.
5/24
2020
@a_mighty_wizard The last time I tried to read this book was on a trip to Canada, which is when I found out I wasn'… https://t.co/BWBOFjr572
5/20
2020
@cambaits Saw this earlier and was like "YEAH OK LET'S GO." @Faerie_Speak Do it! It's free!Get out your vomit buckets and brace for shade kween twitter. https://t.co/v5af1BuNu5
5/19
2020
@BillCorbett I'm not sure if World's Greatest Dad *broke* the way I perceive and engage with collective mourning, b… https://t.co/y7FNEwfchO
5/16
2020
I remember when Anime Express was an inexplicable sleepover convention at Embry-Riddle. #PS4share https://t.co/INPH55ZgNa @ThaLoneWolf504 @lloydkaufman @NHorrorphile @badtechno @therealjoebob Carlin acted with compassion and spoke truth… https://t.co/9xDoMTfYk9
5/15
2020
@a_mighty_wizard Anyway Dragon Con's totally going to happen/be safe and I can't understand how anyone could possibly think otherwise. 🙃 @a_mighty_wizard I've never seen one of those bits between whatever it is I'm actually tuned in for that didn't mak… https://t.co/EcYuEe2uei
5/9
2020
@a_mighty_wizard …Why?
5/8
2020
@BillCorbett https://t.co/XoMRYrMLKG
5/6
2020
@a_mighty_wizard I'll always remember May 4th as the day MCA died.
5/4
2020
@a_mighty_wizard Drop 'em in some Diet Coke, see what happens.
4/27
2020
@bombsfall From my Songs For When Woe Betides You playlist: https://t.co/hf9ejcpnJv @TomCroom @JACONconvention What timeline had a JACON 2015?
4/26
2020
CORONA WAITIN FOR BOZOS TO OPEN SHIT BACK UP LIKE https://t.co/Ocgl2WigR4
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4/20
2020
@amandamull @a_mighty_wizard GTA Online-ass apartment. @spudddddddddd I've seen that Bugs Bunny gif so many goddamn times.
4/19
2020
@a_mighty_wizard No, that was when you asked me to install a thing on your laptop and *immediately* forgot, slung i… https://t.co/kerqJmHYbk @a_mighty_wizard Still mad about that time I tried to get you to play Gears of War with me.
4/18
2020
@Faerie_Speak Is it really living if I'm missing out on the shared bond of a terrible secret?Watching horror movies and feeling weird about not having a close circle of terrible people to get murdered by a ghost or the dark web with.
4/17
2020
@a_mighty_wizard Did the exact same thing. @a_mighty_wizard That's some baby nonsense.
4/16
2020
@a_mighty_wizard The IRS giveth and the IRS taketh away.
4/15
2020
Incredible. https://t.co/41pIKGiUFa
4/13
2020
@cactaur We got that same shit from our place's management company along with a *rent hike* notice (which they late… https://t.co/hPJme1YGZ4
4/11
2020
@FistoftheMFK It's my default "something has to be on this television" channel.
4/4
2020
@jaboukie https://t.co/UrD3YQv7JfStill can't believe they ran this column https://t.co/fFbvBSCxaG
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3/25
2020
Joe Biden's off recharging in a space sarcophagus or some shit.
3/22
2020
@FistoftheMFK https://t.co/Gn1dWRwhlwThey sent me the wrong fucking song https://t.co/7PeMxPgVnq
Retweeted by captain russbus & the too long bones @cactaur Can't tell you how many times I've told people to eat shit for demanding entire dev teams be fired because… https://t.co/zHTMYX9VIQ
3/20
2020
Your political leaders are grappling with a question right now: What's the smallest pittance they can offer that wo… https://t.co/rkG0w517P9
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3/19
2020
@austin_walker Same energy. https://t.co/FWqPBmor3U
3/18
2020
@Faerie_Speak I had a dream where I was trying to sort a cart of books, but instead of having titles/authors/call n… https://t.co/vuMKsCMz40Some notable polling data: https://t.co/fZFFWU5xyx https://t.co/dD1J4qOejd
Retweeted by captain russbus & the too long bones @TomCroom Check out Watchmen if you missed it.
3/15
2020
@a_mighty_wizard I think this was a hoax? https://t.co/v31IYRbjIAThis is for everyone throwing around kudos for parks "doing the right thing" for their employees. https://t.co/00b62uHF9f
3/14
2020
My relationship with sleep is a long-term self-destruct sequence. @briebriejoy Who knows if it'll even matter what Biden believes January 21, 2021.
3/12
2020
@a_mighty_wizard Tomorrow will be worse! @Fisholith @neauoire @_scey @GameDev_Planet This rules/reminds me of playing games on the Virtual Boy.
3/9
2020
And with winning platforms like reinstating the fee for not buying into unaffordable health care, it really will be *us* who failed *him*.Gonna rule being told for the rest of our lives how the defeat of grandpa ice cream cones was *our* fault. Can't wait.Translucent skin stretched across a chattering skull is really gonna be our guy in this thing, huh.
3/4
2019
@a_mighty_wizard His name is Alfred E. Neuman. Show some respect.
12/13
2019
@TomCroom Whoa, does this break NDA?
12/9
2019
Whyyy does movement in @CallofDuty #ModernWarfare feel so consistently gross? It's like the operators have slipping… https://t.co/Sd2SzpiwJi
12/2
2019
@Pioldes @bombsfall https://t.co/gugbOSOlDO
11/27
2019
Dude has no idea how much I treasure this shit. https://t.co/hT6koM4Uh9bernie slam fist to blue monday by new order https://t.co/4O4IzeHPMD
Retweeted by captain russbus & the too long bones @BillCorbett It sounds like his voice is being disguised to protect his identify.
11/26
2019
@TomCroom Just post the SoundCloud link and be done with it.
11/24
2019
Nobody ever calls out how Trump's presidency has motherfuckers on all sides disparaging swamps. https://t.co/rMPeSbBYlg
11/22
2019

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