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Ryan Alcott @RyAlcott Benton Harbor, MI

I love technology, music & playing guitar. #DetroitLions fan! I'm actually a pretty cool guy. :) WMU Alumni 2004 #chatrealm MegaVortex #LibertarianParty

1,491 Following   921 Followers   36,562 Tweets

Joined Twitter 5/11/08


This CDC guide to good vs. bad coronavirus facial hairstyles is my new favorite government document. https://t.co/ifKvomoMMp
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2/27
2020
@ShowtimeTate @budlight @Joe_Burrow10 That was pretty cool bro!
2/25
2020
@willdymott @invisiblewife Well, they could be but I don't use their online pay so I don't have to pay the transact… https://t.co/hymYqJEwRJ @invisiblewife That's how my gas and electric bill are. No fee to send a check, but if I use their site to pay they… https://t.co/7CTn5N4yCI
2/23
2020
@KrazyMike @shwood https://t.co/jEsgKVUVEU @shwood I always enjoy reading your replies to negative comments. You really have a knack to spinning it into something positive. @alispagnola Love the shoes! @shwood Ok boomer. :-P @KrazyMike @shwood Ahahahahaha 😂 🤣 @shwood @PDelahanty @Veronica How about @Veronica on the @modernrogueshow?? <>
2/22
2020
@invisiblewife When he got his little pointer and white board up I loved it! Haha @shwood This is great. She should feature MC Allergy in her next one!
2/18
2020
@invisiblewife Boss Hogg! Haha
2/14
2020
@shwood They did a good sex. @Daniora @shwood One of my favorite lyrics of all time is in that song. "I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada a… https://t.co/hgTdzgHaJR @shwood @JustinRYoung I'm glad he eats his own shit.
2/13
2020
@girlscouts @awwhalenawl Leave the man alone. He's doing the Lord's work.
2/9
2020
@shwood Damn dude, look how far you've come in just 4 years! <> https://t.co/gaAxyRW82s @MightyHeaton @shwood Wait, did Stossel send that??
2/6
2020
@PeteButtigieg Umm.. He was killed by a Hispanic male, not a white male bro. How many black people lost their lives… https://t.co/30FFHqAjN2
2/5
2020
@invisiblewife That's really cool. Also, happy birthday! ☺ @shwood A smart watch with at least 24 hours of battery life?
1/31
2020
@shwood Nice dad joke Brian. 10/10 would exhale quickly out of my nose again.
1/30
2020
@brycas I have weekend phones for work this weekend and have to check for messages throughout the night. Anyways, p… https://t.co/QcEwF20XCr
1/27
2020
@invisiblewife Nevermind. I get it now! Haha. https://t.co/bpLquBHwo8 @invisiblewife https://t.co/i4SRHTEici
1/24
2020
@shwood Have fun dude!
1/22
2020
@shwood I'm seeing it now. About half way through taking a bio break. Loving it so far! @DaveNParker @shwood @PDelahanty @meganmorrone Haha I haven't drunk dialed him in a while. I've decided to give the… https://t.co/WekTnNnAcZ
1/19
2020
@shwood @PDelahanty @meganmorrone OMG. I would have a heart attack about that. You are truly a saint Brian. Also, I… https://t.co/IO9TZVHJpO
1/18
2020
@MightyHeaton Darn tootin'! @MightyHeaton Cheese! @shwood Happy Birthday! <>
1/17
2020
@Applebees It means tendies for all the m'goodboys!
1/16
2020
@shwood Tony, edit this out!
1/15
2020
@IMDb Star Wars Episode III Revenge of the Sith.
1/14
2020
@NightAttackShow @shwood @jfdubeau @Daniora @Achewillow Can't wait to hear about how Brian hey bossed himself out of this one!
1/13
2020
@Viking_Lass Oh. lol. Well alrighty then. Weird. @Viking_Lass *french bread @Viking_Lass Is that like a french roll decal or something?? @ginacarano He's so cute! Haha @shwood @JustinRYoung Man, those Adobeshops were lit. 😂 https://t.co/wxmryRoEglRIP Neil, you will be missed! https://t.co/yiFs1pW7KsStorming out of the office when it’s time to leave on Friday. #FridayFeeling #TWD #TWDFamily https://t.co/WaxPD05KzS
Retweeted by Ryan Alcott @feliciaday Well then you go too girl!!
1/11
2020
@shwood @JustinRYoung @MightyHeaton Also, you need to pin this tweet.I vote for Devon Kennard (@DevonKennard) of the @Lions!! #WPMOYChallenge #OnePride #WPMOY @timheidecker Yes. @shwood @JustinRYoung @MightyHeaton Holy shit! Did you try and get him to do the <> with you??
1/10
2020
@DiscountTire Interesting. I would've thought bigger.Wait, isn't that the BTK serial killer?? https://t.co/bJ2EpuObes @DiscountTire What's the biggest rim you've ever sold/stocked? @shwood Super happy I waited a little extra for these whiskey bullets! I appreciate the $20 voucher too. Mine are a… https://t.co/I6O35tmYOs
1/9
2020
@shwood Scam School, now that's a name I've not heard in a long time... https://t.co/swpcqMguqz
1/8
2020
@shadowshwood @shwood @brycas @NightAttackShow lol 😂 @shadowshwood @shwood @brycas @NightAttackShow OMG how creepy! lol
1/7
2020
@DaveNParker That's good! @DaveNParker Is it burning near where you live?
1/6
2020
@TrumpJew Can someone on his campaign team tell him to knock it off?? Wow... He just doesn't get it.
1/5
2020
@shwood You growing weed at the 7 acre Shwood now???
1/4
2020
@shwood Here's some cool ideas to pimp out your Jeep. https://t.co/ncoz5H9ha9 @bennyjohnson Has he not learned anything yet? lol
1/3
2020
@Chimaera96 @JustinRYoung @shwood @brycas @NightAttackShow @alispagnola Yes! haha. She's just sitting in the chair charging her phone.
1/2
2020
Forgot to tag @JustinRYoung! haha https://t.co/OWdmeaY34Q @shwood @brycas @NightAttackShow Speaking of the Boodle Deedle song, remember when Justin performed it in a hot dog… https://t.co/yAppG5Yz4y
1/1
2019
@sharonstone @bumble You don't need Bumble, just slide on into my DMs! lol
12/31
2019
@shwood It's ok as long as your try your best! Haha. ☺ @DianeRetter @MrAndyNgo https://t.co/BdODn0U2kG
12/30
2019
My cousin and I as children. "Are your parents gone?" "Yep" "Come outside and check this shit out. https://t.co/f22UAalfz6
12/28
2019
@Pothead19041575 Being I live in a legal state, if I wanted to buy weed I'd just go to the store. Haha. @Pothead19041575 Yea, that's gonna be a no for me. Haha. @Pothead19041575 Sure, what the hell. Let's see. @Pothead19041575 lol. @Pothead19041575 So how are you delivering this stuff and where are you shipping it from? @Pothead19041575 You sure? Because if you're a cop you have to tell me. That's how it works in the movies. @Pothead19041575 You a cop? @shwood Is he going to have to change his Twitter back to Sclusie Bryce?? @brycas @ginacarano Merry Christmas!! :)
12/26
2019
@invisiblewife Better upgrade! Haha @JustinRYoung Hopefully she's not epileptic. I think the original site is down, but this is what was on it. Good ti… https://t.co/EjLVblbEpu @GretaThunberg I removed the catalytic converter on my car today. Thanks Greta! @invisiblewife Looks like you'll be safe if the 7 Acre Shwood catches on fire! https://t.co/tXGZC76RIb @shwood Those sons a bitches!
12/25
2019
@realDonaldTrump You ah.... ya got any gum? @CelebrationCnma Loving your VIP Rewards program! Saw @starwars The Rise of Skywalker today. As always, your staff… https://t.co/9F0KuQ6lWr
12/24
2019
They're really getting creative with dog treats these days. https://t.co/slg3RmYoT0
12/21
2019
@Ultra15151 @pokimanelol https://t.co/obBQQ8bmQ4
12/20
2019
@mishacollins Heal up quick dude. Have a Merry Christmas! :) @shwood Miracle Fruit tablets are back in stock. Just bought mine. Have been waiting to try them for a while now! :)
12/18
2019
@ochocinco Can you give an example? @shwood I noticed you only sell single bump keys now. I remember a while back I bought a whole set. Is that because of laws and stuff? lol
12/16
2019
@Viking_Lass Oh my gosh that's horrible!Let's do it @MTV!!! https://t.co/h0GmR9mqHm
12/14
2019
@FanaticsSupport Thanks. I'll keep checking, but it's been almost a year now that I've been waiting and I check every day. @FanaticsSupport I have been checking EVERY day after work for this specific jersey. I come home today and see that… https://t.co/YcGFJM0RoD @shwood Great, now I have to find something hilarious, yet useful to send. 🤔 Haha @Healthy_Choice Hey guys, love your steamers! Have them regularly for lunch. Made one today and when I peeled the p… https://t.co/TtjDTujTRT @shwood I honestly look forward to this every year. They're always so creative. I was disappointed last year when y… https://t.co/KkH1sPos3H
12/13
2019
@shwood Sometimes I miss the spikes. You should bring them back one of these days. Especially in case you go bald like I did. 😂
12/12
2019
@invisiblewife You didn't like Muppet Babies OR Tiny Tunes???!!! What''s wrong with you? Those were some of my faves growing up! lol
12/10
2019

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