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Came here for punk/metal puns, stayed for a Medicare For All. BLM. Insulin for all. BLM. ACAB. Trans lives matter. He/him.

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@danieltbrennan Overall, a solid 9. 7” is a perfect 10 though.Cursed Cursed Cursed Cursed And an encore by Cursed https://t.co/jT9ahgcN6n
Retweeted by Ryan Stoner @spectralRat Shannon stopped smoking because of panic attacks (more than a decade ago), but she did find thee CBD j… https://t.co/YyhvZg3i1vAnyone else see the irony in a gigantic wind powered boat that carries 7,000 oil burning cars? https://t.co/R4s5T3pDCH
Retweeted by Ryan Stoner @grittyscousin What does PSH say? “We need sustenance?” @WAVY_News Sure, but it’ll actually go to rich people first instead.
11/28
2020
hahaha thanksgiving 2018 I worked 14 hrs at Buca di Beppo. I only made $250 & we had to stay late so the GM could l… https://t.co/zbWMOqrKYs
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11/27
2020
#thankful https://t.co/yOZn6UWjPl @snarkreturns This is what DIY has been preparing you for your entire life.
11/26
2020
@FrankLuntz Did this sound better in your head, Frank?This is PA’s Lieutenant Governor. (BTW, hell yes.) https://t.co/DEKo66XXq5 @Alyssa_Milano I wish we could send the entire ICE and CBP staffs #ForwardTogether into an active volcano.https://t.co/rMsqXlawnc @snarkreturns Will they hassle us for trying to launch Bezos into the sun?
11/25
2020
@jamiegerms Nope! https://t.co/LQpZIVtrG93 bananas go to the beach. They put on sunscreen and go swimming and they jump in the lake. Is that funny?
Retweeted by Ryan StonerI know it’s a Mark Twain quote, but “You Can’t Pray a Lie” is the hardest damn album title. Goddamn.There are not enough Rollins Band albums on Spotify. @BVpinball I never listened to them much, but man did Sam McPheeters take some cues from this guy’s vocal style - a… https://t.co/cJDNkwEStkIt sucks when I hear of people I know throwing parties. "Everyone gets tested!" We know tests aren't 100% reliable… https://t.co/usunzH19Xy
Retweeted by Ryan Stoner @zdarsky Kite man, hell yeah.this holiday season, im doing what's right for my family and not hiring rahm emanuel in any capacity
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11/24
2020
My weekly “Lee Carter is doing a good job” post. @carterforva https://t.co/uWDi64ygIN @brooklynransome @danadonly Yeah tou do. They just don’t advertise it.Woodward: I'll sit on the fact that the president knew the virus was airborne in February for nine months to sell a… https://t.co/DVWBA3WDpZ
Retweeted by Ryan Stoner @danieltbrennan Excellent call on The Wire.
11/23
2020
https://t.co/1mWpVyaOoh https://t.co/up3MwGV9CU @agoniarecords @AbsuNetwork It’s cool that now you’re branching out from nazi pedophiles to transphobes. I like ver… https://t.co/Cj0m0ZyQmz @Electrobattle I was exercising so much at 18. @cgravesva @gnarlycore @scummermcgnarly The OG (not Mr. Noodle’s brother Mister Noodle.) https://t.co/R2f1Lgy975 @gnarlycore @scummermcgnarly @cgravesva I was so pumped when I realized Cary Loudermilk (male) is TARS. (He’s also… https://t.co/cKXbXjGCheFlip AN merch. https://t.co/hlcJWtoVnQ @vtownquikrete Literally listened to this an hour and a half ago. For a second I thought “Did we both hear it on the radio?” 😂 @scummermcgnarly @gnarlycore @cgravesva TARS forever. Did y’all watch Legion by chance?
11/22
2020
@PhillyNoiseRock @fightamputation 😘https://t.co/iFEZcnzDbC https://t.co/2z5dxxdkDd @RadishHarmers @GemOfAmara https://t.co/2g6pa4ugVV
Retweeted by Ryan Stonerpeople in their 50s think them sitting in a chair going type type type contributing no value to anyone is worth 200… https://t.co/Ik0Kml715m
Retweeted by Ryan StonerHoly shit, Ed just murdered a veteran. https://t.co/CInuuhnq0y @PhillyNoiseRock @fightamputation Oh god damn you. https://t.co/35XnJooq52 @page_of_quarrel @afterallthedead https://t.co/xnV8vylEgj @dirthelmet This must be a franchise, because there’s one by my place too. @gnarlycore I love that score so much. Saw it openin night on the Air and Space Musuem IMAX screen. Those wide spac… https://t.co/PUFxKrAezf @lceCreamSocial https://t.co/IKQVk161s1 @Whatapityonyou @lceCreamSocial Excellent call. Goddamn, this movie is good. @CasterBlah @banaifeldstein @cwarzel That’s one hell of a hill to die on. (Also, no.)Just like no buyback program will ever incentivize a militia member to sell a semi/automatic weapon, no vaccine inc… https://t.co/cDlcEFuRGcThis almost seems like a good idea but: 1) What about people whose immune systems are compromised to the extent tha… https://t.co/P2RSmS7CS5Donald Trump Jr has COVID? AND Rick Scott? https://t.co/BXKMCKJlwhRahm Emanuel covered up the murder of a Black teenager, Laquan McDonald, while he was Mayor of Chicago. That he's… https://t.co/GI2CBHfKPa
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11/21
2020
@chruvy Love, hate, kings, queens, You die alone in a cold world. Greed, lust, envy, trust, You get crushed in a co… https://t.co/zkZmJdMXro @Electrobattle I knew Kenny was a badass.Is the implication that Kenny’s bedroom was just too much for Mrs. Sturak and killed her?“Nice Old Lady. Died of Natural Causes.”
11/20
2020
This is fucking garbage. https://t.co/Bgmn1GnHLtStill believing in the kindergarten class play version of Thanksgiving is like still believing in the tooth fairy.… https://t.co/VHbzNMotjg
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Retweeted by Ryan StonerBan Senators from trading individual stocks. Period.
Retweeted by Ryan Stoner @mx_silkman Did you message Brett about it?Rep. Bill Pascrell Jr. is demanding the president and his aides be investigated and prosecuted after leaving office… https://t.co/J73IdFbQIb
Retweeted by Ryan StonerMy calculator app just released a new feature??????? https://t.co/nAxZemgR09
Retweeted by Ryan StonerWe've completely privatized Covid response, more or less. Everyone's on their own. Figure it out. Save yourselves;… https://t.co/wPB9mWuEuB
Retweeted by Ryan Stoner @outofexistence You got a private show, mate. Achievement: Unlocked.Fuck yeah. @PramilaJayapal is the true Speaker Of The House. https://t.co/ojfOcOXXrS @outofexistence Seems like they must have been on practically the same flight as you, because that would be when we met. @ericlettuce @snarkreturns @hoodyx Best not to take any chances. Into the sun with him.
11/19
2020
@spectralRat When the riff is powerful.This is not a god damn feel-good story. We live in a hellscape. https://t.co/fybMGV8bw4 @PhillyNoiseRock @Uzkost_band @fightamputation I’ve frequently thought about how cool a “first three years” type co… https://t.co/qAHDTpdwLwI just walked to the toaster saying out loud “Come on bread, don’t be too toasty,” then saw the toast and told it “… https://t.co/EavN1wblGESo Twitter is Instagram now and Instagram is a mall . What’s next Amazon is the state ?? Wait
Retweeted by Ryan StonerVery helpful element of our latest public health order. https://t.co/sxeWFz6vvh
Retweeted by Ryan StonerOn silent since 2003. ✊ https://t.co/KxnK1VzMCp @Mr_Riddle0 @seenrobinson @mattwnelson @DinosaurDracula I liked two of the people in the basement.
11/18
2020
I just donated to @GreenpeaceUSA to fight drilling in the arctic and support all its work! Join me! https://t.co/hxicRzYaDZ
Retweeted by Ryan StonerRadishes aren’t even cool for vegetables. @EREK_KUDLA @noechonet Unacceptable that this post was the first to mention Iron Lung. Absolutely the best. For me… https://t.co/UujTb8r3DhShea is The People’s Champion. https://t.co/NBvQVq8IBKweird, did anything happen between 2008 and 2020 to facilitate the unchecked spread of tech monopolies on the ad ma… https://t.co/Y3YN5BYmap
Retweeted by Ryan Stoner @PeterJWild73 @bencsmoke The only answer.hey maybe one problem that needs to be solved is rampant criminality from the president and his family https://t.co/lu0vObxqAT
Retweeted by Ryan StonerNo more defense contractors as Defense Secretary. No more $740 billion Pentagon budget. https://t.co/uCpAxN7rgH
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11/17
2020
Cormac McCarthy wouldn’t put KD, Harden and Kyrie on a fanless New York City team. the bleakness will be indescribable
Retweeted by Ryan Stoner“official sources called this election differently” is A-plus weasel shit
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11/16
2020
A lot of normies think "I'm not antifa" or "I'm not a BLM protester." These threats of violence aren't directed at… https://t.co/muPGXJXdx4
Retweeted by Ryan Stoner @ihxnnxssy @collin Knees weren’t half as bad as the lower part of my back/love handles. I have nothing but respect… https://t.co/1mIRLZ64NaOne of the smartest things I’ve done in my entire life was writing down the size of the bolt on my oil drain plug o… https://t.co/35CTWSCSmo @JuanCarlosSiiii @blackhousenew Asking “where are the police!” when white supremacists use violence isn’t advocatin… https://t.co/EUytlu99BADespite blatant crimes committed on camera and in full view of Richmond police. But those same police have beaten… https://t.co/Ihi12vya1l
Retweeted by Ryan Stoner @Slayertheband Truly a shithole country.The perfect Craigslist gig doesn’t exi- https://t.co/PRFP19lUc8
Retweeted by Ryan StonerWhat we saw in DC last night was a police force that has spent months brutalizing people for demanding an end to po… https://t.co/bpg5tj9wdo
Retweeted by Ryan StonerSlavery. This is slavery. https://t.co/p55eowk126 @spectralRat This pairs very nicely with the “Dick = Hog” conversation from earlier this week.If the devil's greatest trick was convincing us he doesn't exist the same is true of nazis. They exist. They're mar… https://t.co/pI2cbkVS0e
Retweeted by Ryan Stoner @dark0perative @blogjackets @JoeMontana @_TWDY_ The unmistakeable life of the military dependent. @danieltbrennan https://t.co/wkAvW30Hna @KickBrainTumors Yes. @dark0perative @blogjackets @JoeMontana @_TWDY_ I thought you grew up in VA? @violethayes31 Keep reading comments/my actual posts, because I’m with you. ✊🌹
11/15
2020

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