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I’m on tour! Columbus, OH Jan 9-10, Sarasota FL Feb 14-15, Tallahassee, FL March 7. See my Netflix special “Happy Face” and recent Tonight Show set

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Joined Twitter 11/12/09


@ivandecker Hahaha even scarier!
1/2
2020
Hindsight is 2019.A lot of people reaching out to me about this movie 😂 https://t.co/lmJqx4IeYGI’ve thirty minutes to reach a million followers by midnight
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1/1
2019
@JodyPugh Thank you!
12/30
2019
@ritam @rseroter Why so funny? ;) @rseroter Thank you! thank you!
12/27
2019
"If you live in New York, there's New York, LA, and The Midwest" or something like that. (@RyanHamilton) https://t.co/nkzCRlOgo2
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12/18
2019
It’s Friday the 13th. I had an #adultfall in the exact way @RyanHamilton explained. My body is screaming.… https://t.co/mIl99j3Z8P
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12/14
2019
Thank you to @PaulSimonMusic, @vagabonvagabon, @anaismitchell, @RonFunches, @RyanHamilton and @laurentholly for an… https://t.co/Z4dUcHOgQH
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11/24
2019
@jackiekashian Saturday! 🤞very exciting!
11/21
2019
@RedKev319 @Diana12704 Thank you l! You guys are amazing! I’m always blown away!
11/17
2019
Thank you! Fun set! https://t.co/UsYvHAnhke
11/16
2019
Delaware! I’m getting seriously close having performed in all 50 states. That’s not why I’m going, but still lookin… https://t.co/7EGdTqzP9x
11/13
2019
Grand Rapids! https://t.co/KD68wdUs2S
11/11
2019
@DoogieHorner Hahaha he could be though @stephkdesign Thank you! I had a great time!This is amazing thank you! https://t.co/Epj6YznajA @JamesD2192 @bamboohr Hahaha this is amazing thank you! @JeffBodart Thank you pal! I hope all is well! @DesignerUte Oh yeah, I struck out on the snacks! Say hello :)
11/9
2019
Can’t believe I get to be on this show! https://t.co/Ob6ua0XV5P
11/8
2019
Honolulu Saturday! https://t.co/m9Xs8qMb5a
11/7
2019
@SESchwartzman @USUBasketball @Logantj Hahaha me too
11/6
2019
Five more headlining dates this year! I’m having so much fun on these shows! Hope to see you there. Thank you! https://t.co/ZUWaNEDFCa
11/5
2019
Amazing time watching @drewbarth and @RyanHamilton last night. Let’s do it again ... We have an extra hour.… https://t.co/4fTYhIieKV
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11/4
2019
So fun to cross paths! What a treat for me! Thank you @BrianReganComic! https://t.co/qw31uDyCRh @BrianReganComic So fun to cross paths! What a treat for me! Thank you @BrianReganComic! @danmccay Love this photo! Thank you!
11/2
2019
In 2007(?) I stood in a very long line to get a photo with @jimgaffigan after his show. In 2019 I get to open for h… https://t.co/WrKEtrCzMe
10/29
2019
@KendallRyan1 I do need to get to Dallas soon! @RyanHamilton my crops are fine. https://t.co/ztoLDq5ZPL
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10/28
2019
Chicago! Tonight! https://t.co/aAFVHHUFs0
10/26
2019
NYC! Grab tix to this one quick! Fantastic show at Town Hall. Looking forward to this one. https://t.co/7WuGqAwyaY
10/23
2019
Thank you!! https://t.co/8aic8Ow2jbBoston! Get tickets to see @RyanHamilton tonight @The_Wilbur before it’s sold out! He’s as funny as it gets on Earth! Wicked funny kid!
Retweeted by Ryan Hamilton @GaryGulman @The_Wilbur Thank you, thank you Gar! So kind, honored to be the second funniest comedian on this tweet… https://t.co/TT26ErjEpaThank you Portland, Maine! Great night. Boston bound! One show tonight @the_wilbur at 7:00. This one could sell out… https://t.co/QYBhup4GUW
10/19
2019
Saturday @The_Wilbur: @RyanHamilton is thriving under creative pressure, writes @DadBodVanilla https://t.co/LUIYCg9CaI
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10/18
2019
Out here doing the dance. Boston, Saturday! Portland, Maine Friday! Tickets at https://t.co/xOxcQNxxQC https://t.co/KB4ykmHIha
10/17
2019
@houtzwife Cleveland Nov 16 https://t.co/xOxcQNxxQC 🙏Tonight: History of Music Video Dancing with @JLo! Plus, @russwest44 and stand-up from @RyanHamilton! #FallonTonight https://t.co/qMvv0fztt1
Retweeted by Ryan HamiltonThis is hilarious. But also to paraphrase a @RyanHamilton bit, I don't think Trump could make it there. https://t.co/ZvGYImOvNW
Retweeted by Ryan HamiltonMy recent @FallonTonight set is re-airing tonight! It’s totally possible to watch it again. Had a great time on thi… https://t.co/O5YDppLhdd
10/11
2019
Thank you, my friend! Great show! https://t.co/PjDs8mlBosSo excited for this tonight! https://t.co/rDywu9Mt8kSo excited for my old dear friend’s (and the most amazing roommate of four years!) HBO special tonight! It is by al… https://t.co/q84GxY5I1c
10/5
2019
Grand Rapids grab your tix here! Thank you! https://t.co/sjmwb9WQFW @Mike_Hornsby @natecomedy Thank you for making the drive! @steve_varnau Hahaha 👌Enjoy! It’s exhilarating! https://t.co/BR4WI6YGK4 @hoopjj13 Ugh, so sorry! Hope everything is ok! I will get back!
10/4
2019
@jacobmoffat @BestVideosviral Hahaha he needs to cancel his gym membership!
9/27
2019
@valerieosmond Working on a Utah date to be announced soon!
9/26
2019
Milwaukee! Almost sold out! https://t.co/VgynIMsfDMDenver! I’m really looking forward to next week! https://t.co/7JtbVjgEeK
9/25
2019
@JimGaffigan @Federman Yes, thanks Wayne
9/23
2019
I saw my pal @JimGaffigan’s new movie AMERICAN DREAMER out today in select theaters, OnDemand, and iTunes. If you w… https://t.co/5LGNRWmRIA
9/20
2019
@jimtews @FallonTonight Thank you thank you my friend! @TobinMary Oh no! Yes, please be safe. Thank you for making the effort! Next time!
9/19
2019
Thank you! Love me a gif! https://t.co/vp6iZiKkH3Thank you for all the kind words on Tonight Show last week! It’s a thrill to perform for you. Love being on the roa… https://t.co/LpyqcxdQo9
9/18
2019
@rhysjamesy Thank you Rhys! @birbigs Thank you my friend @birbigs! I’m beginning to think I’m not great with Twitter.
9/13
2019
@loripalminteri Thank you @loripalminteri! @KeithAlberstadt @FallonTonight Thank you thank you my friend! @sammorril Thank you thank you my friend @sammorril!
9/12
2019
@joshgondelman Thank you thank you my friend!I had a great time on @FallonTonight! Thank you for watching and all the kind words! Tour dates in 20 cities this f… https://t.co/bTehELfuIQ⁦@FallonTonight⁩! Tix ⁦https://t.co/xOxcQNxxQC🙏 Long IslandNY 9/14 Milwaukee 10/3 Denver 10/4 Salem 10/5 PortlandME… https://t.co/DuV29NA1a8 @JoeListComedy Thank you, thank you my friend! Hard to believe I wasn’t drinking in this photo. @FallonTonight! https://t.co/xOxcQNxxQC 🙏 Long Island Sept 14 Milwaukee Oct 3 Denver Oct 4 Salem Oct 5 PortlandME O… https://t.co/h52Bn9r2Hf @TomCotterComic @FallonTonight Thank you, Tom! Much appreciated my friend!.@RyanHamilton wasn’t born to run #FallonTonight https://t.co/Bz5jeZAULm
Retweeted by Ryan HamiltonSuch a great time on @fallontonight! Airs tonight, Tuesday! https://t.co/jy0kjsfni1
9/11
2019
Tonight: History of Music Video Dancing with @JLo! Plus, @russwest44 is here and stand-up from @RyanHamilton! #FallonTonight
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9/10
2019
Today getting ready for The Tonight Show tomorrow... night! (That means Tuesday) Should be fun! I haven’t seen Jenn… https://t.co/vIOvx4TKhJ
9/9
2019
@GaryGulman Thank you, thank you Gar! That’s very kind, and much appreciated! I credit all my good work to my forma… https://t.co/uP6fv5yjt3
9/8
2019
Thousand Oaks, CA tonight! Not many tickets left... https://t.co/H332kk7uEy @birbigs @GaryGulman 🙏 Thank you! Visual orientation has never been my thing. @birbigs Thank you, thank you my friend! Very kind and very much appreciated! And yes love the great great grandpa… https://t.co/pHKbuEakf5
9/7
2019
This is just fantastic, thank you, and congratulations on the cancellation! https://t.co/bockfgycjT
9/6
2019
Extra personal shout here to include the rather large general LA area! https://t.co/bHBcHhpJMW
9/5
2019
Peek-a-boo! Lots of tour dates coming up. Buy tickets early, some of these are selling out! Looking forward to all.… https://t.co/BE9auZIhpr
9/3
2019
@MaxJaredSmith I’m six feet tall exactly. Did you win? How much? Hope it’s a bundle!
8/26
2019
@bestgirl7 I am six feet tallI receive this query more than any other. I am six feet tall exactly. Often, people think I’m taller, even people w… https://t.co/E6OcPOoVVE
8/25
2019
@zwily @JohnHeffron Haha True! Great point! @JohnHeffron I’d be honored, pressed, and shined.
8/3
2019
@nickchester Hahaha no that was great! “Epic” even. Thank you for being a good sport! And congratulations!
7/30
2019
Thank you! Love this story! https://t.co/79WYmbpfXz
7/27
2019
Always great seeing my pal @_TomRhodes! https://t.co/AZdVJx77cg
7/21
2019
😂🙏👌 https://t.co/vdd1ddWVS9Another gif! 🙏 Keep ‘em coming! Yes, coming to Oregon and 19 other great spots this fall! https://t.co/fXAPvnNOW3 https://t.co/YVJ4K4vssCThe new fall weather line-up is insane! “If you think the heat wave is hot, wait until fire season hits the west co… https://t.co/kVwKx6h6I9“I could ~nEvER~ live anywhere else” ..... @RyanHamilton https://t.co/WZTeUT7NRe
Retweeted by Ryan HamiltonThe new Top Gun movie could be subtitled “No Millennial Zone”Cut to A$AP Rocky as a permanent Whitehouse houseguest. Flustered Melania can’t stop him from turning The Lincoln B… https://t.co/lSpZZxD7izWe need an “away” section at Trump rallies- twelve people in blue face paint, surrounded by 100 empty seats, doing… https://t.co/JM794W7yfHThe Apollo moon landing anniversary story feels like divorcees reminiscing about that one great vacation when the kids were still young.
7/20
2019

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