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Presenter | Comedian | DJ | Writer Contact: @The_Can_Group & @BAMACTORS ! 🚩@LFC fan

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Joined Twitter 1/26/11


Football transfer fees are ridiculous, if either of my granny’s were alive they’d probably be worth £30 million each
7/8
2020
Following in your footsteps hot stuff 🍆 https://t.co/IDiSQgk4swHoly Mother of God, the sheer joy of getting a haircut. Barbers and hairdressers we love you all dearly🙅🏻‍♂️ 💈✂️ https://t.co/uz10iTVyQ4
7/7
2020
Lads getting ready for the pubs opening like https://t.co/8KE0Q1fShd
7/4
2020
There’ll be a massive strain on the NHS when pubs open tomorrow... Just think of all the babies that‘ll need delivered in 9 months time 👶🏻Question: What do you get on a 46km cycle to Richmond? Answer: A sore arse 🚴🏻‍♂️🍆😂 https://t.co/X5TiFA73kJMy local baker is a 78-year-old Irishman who is hilarious. He just told me the key to a perfect sausage roll is th… https://t.co/ob1BJhEEfa
7/3
2020
Why don’t the stadium announcers give the match attendance these days ? 🧐 #ManCityvsliverpool #CityLiverpool🦄 🦄 Scarlett the superhero 🦄🦄 https://t.co/WVSODkh0jJ
7/2
2020
📣 New Podcast Alert 📣 Today I joined the club with my first ever guest, Presenter, Singer and DJ @sarahstorytweethttps://t.co/tM7oebe7H9😂😂😂 I’m keen to find out what biscuits they were https://t.co/RiV5mh77Yi @gregjames the song for Keith in Donagh-Deddy, Northern Ireland 😂 It’s pronounced Don-ahk-a-Dee pal 😘 x
7/1
2020
Decided to turn all 20 @premierleague managers into ladies! Say hello to: Brenda Rodgers Carol Ancelotti Olivia… https://t.co/DRXwsbSlqf
6/30
2020
Mexican Monday’s featuring: Steak, chorizo, cobettes, sweet potato, mixed veg, slaw, avocado🌮🇲🇽 https://t.co/Nh1UYWarMFI can confirm it’s dolphinately through the blowhole, I used to be in a dolphin orchestra ‘back in day, flipping gr… https://t.co/xQphIMzb4r
6/29
2020
😂😂 but you’re a better far better singer than me lol https://t.co/yZekbfIKsgThis year’s #Glastonbury was a lot quieter than last years 😂 @CharlotteeMills https://t.co/7Sa8ewP7CfJUST BROKE MY 5KM TIME: 15’30” ⏱ BUZZING https://t.co/IxY2qH02Z7DJ’n at Pride 2019 was incredible. Playing YMCA down Regent Street to over 1 million people! Nuts 🥜 #PRIDE2020https://t.co/S3Lw2hs9jq
6/28
2020
I only came down for breakfast...!!! @LFC https://t.co/uJbbj9acFU
Retweeted by 🤚🏼 Ryan Hand Presents 🖐🏼
6/27
2020
Coffee out of this cup never tasted so good! MORNING 🏆 #YNWA #LFCchampions https://t.co/tGaDUmyNGP
6/26
2020
🏆 00/01 🏆 05/06 🏆 21/22 🏆 22/23 🏆 46/47 🏆 63/64 🏆 65/66 🏆 72/73 🏆 75/76 🏆 76/77 🏆 78/79 🏆 79/80 🏆 81/82 🏆 82/83 🏆 8… https://t.co/FPZDWyppYG
Retweeted by 🤚🏼 Ryan Hand Presents 🖐🏼❤️ B E A U T I F U L ❤️ https://t.co/kN1CO8sWWHThe last time #liverpool won the league I was poo’n in nappies and learning how to walk and talk 💩 After 30 long ye… https://t.co/BhayuDZMYw
6/25
2020
People only use Facebook now to wish each other happy birthday, They’re not even poking each other for goodness sake
6/24
2020
You look like the guy who created Buckfast 😂 https://t.co/p7JzXl7iQP
6/23
2020
Hilariously @jessglynne was on the next step 3 yards away when this was being taken 😂 @KathrynBWilson 📸 https://t.co/KyVCcfURe5Is a Vegetarian Fry Up acceptable? I ask just that in the latest episode of @FCK_food Matchday Munchies, while ha… https://t.co/051KmnhyhUOk now I’ve just eaten 4 slices of last nights @dominos but we’ve both just don’t HIITS sooooooo 🤷🏻‍♂️ https://t.co/vzNkIeM1NOI just said to @CharlotteeMills “I think I’m going to do a HIIT here” She replied: “I think I’m going to have l… https://t.co/D5ZnpGQove
6/22
2020
😂😂😂I actually like it! Took a photo the other night for some hair’spiration https://t.co/jcICgnrB04 https://t.co/nrdjTpABOsHow sexy does Mike Dean look with his new beard #EVELIV https://t.co/1W1V5AcseCI’m loving seeing these premier league players with long hair @eats_everything Miss Honey is an absolute bangerooney, ‘TUNE’ 🥁 https://t.co/4ZbfmkvwCa
6/21
2020
It’s not Saturday without some pancakes! Got some banana, oats and cinnamon in these bad boys 🥞 https://t.co/xwn59jOPJTTwo bits of news for you this morning: *I just found my first white chest hair And *Left the fridge door open a… https://t.co/Fbc8RaFeqe
6/20
2020
WOWZER ! https://t.co/SnvY38dqeFMate we’re second cousins lol https://t.co/DR1lkHBkvs https://t.co/EEh1lfjJXiWait a minute, where were your parents in late 1986 ? Lol https://t.co/AWIJR73TYfI’d bang girl me 💥 https://t.co/YLN45u8xECI wonder if Trump and Johnson could get to 30 seconds 😂 https://t.co/HHvnREpBUk
6/19
2020
🎧 📀 My favourite dance tracks for June have arrived! New tunes from @disclosure , @DuckSauceNYC , @boysnoize ,… https://t.co/h2wMfR0U7AMy man was pulled over. I needed this... https://t.co/gAjkE5z8Fr
Retweeted by 🤚🏼 Ryan Hand Presents 🖐🏼
6/17
2020
@piersmorgan wins the internet tonight 👏🏻 https://t.co/iJnd1eiXQKTell you what, it’s hard to gauge if you like a pair of sunglasses when a big piece of plastic dangles on your snoz… https://t.co/lOA6rYcXHBWe clapped for the #NHS and we should now be clapping for @MarcusRashford What a legend 👏🏻 https://t.co/MO0suCJ2X5😂😂😂 https://t.co/Rf3iGNwcg2Once fans are back; Marcus Rashford should be given a hero’s welcome at every Premier League ground, from now on...… https://t.co/RxaJNS4VbX
Retweeted by 🤚🏼 Ryan Hand Presents 🖐🏼The amount of cards I’ve bought from @MoonpigUK during lockdown would give me enough loyalty points to buy an island in the Bahamas 😂🏖Happy birthday to The G.O.A.T ❤️ What a man 🏆 https://t.co/kohYKRfTTN
6/16
2020
Hands up if you’re waiting for pubs to open like... ✋🏻🍺 https://t.co/CFk6gBjDpLLADS! If you haven’t already, watch #brassic The best comedy I’ve seen in a long time, and a quality cast too https://t.co/9NqtNP8kFs
6/15
2020
Give this man an MBE! What a legend ❤️ https://t.co/UmUare4txR
6/14
2020
5km round @Arsenal this morning Cycle to @SpursOfficial this afternoon And a peddle round @WestHam on Friday! I… https://t.co/uaY4GOhiZD
6/13
2020
Just cycled past this in East London, @ClaudiaWinkle is this you and a random fox? lol https://t.co/0MZ7yBMAHUImagine how good a contestant Carole Baskin would’ve been on Celebrity Big Brother 😂 #cbb #BBUK #cbbuk https://t.co/exat257pcH
6/12
2020
@boysnoize ‘Mvinline’ @AlanFitzpatrick ‘Haven’t You Heard’ @disclosure ‘Tondo’ https://t.co/hNjEjeucnOAnd that’s why he’s THE GOAT 🐐 https://t.co/1tkzcO5Zrg
6/11
2020
Remember when you couldn’t buy toilet rollImagine hurting yourself playing football with a toilet roll and washing basket 😂 https://t.co/f5IjXA95En
6/10
2020
Just watched #hitchedathome on @Channel4 and cried my eyes out😭 What a show! Bloody brilliant and beautiful TV, no… https://t.co/M6vdAsg5zA#hitchedathome what a lovely show! Such a nice couple and a good Irishman! ☘️ Well done @fredsirieix1 and the pr… https://t.co/fHa19HGPmkLiving our best London lockdown landmark tourist life @CharlotteeMills https://t.co/1eypMCOsUyJust out for a nice casual walk https://t.co/j14b1LknYJThe 200 club: 200 burpees 200 sit ups 200 squats A dirty sweaty workout for anyone looking something to do 💦 https://t.co/QYI9488Gr2Absolutely loved making this and messing around the kitchen having fun with food. Click the link for the full video… https://t.co/XLAwpd0om6
6/9
2020
I’ve been doing more food presenting recently and this video has to be the most fun to date...but ‘Can an Irishma… https://t.co/FgzZcysHAt
6/8
2020
I’ll even chuck in a free air freshener 🧽🚗 https://t.co/qkLwM2uuuNMate one more fight! I’ll meet you down the back of the bins in half an hour https://t.co/r7fAXpvukdLads! Important advice: NEVER OPEN THE DOOR TO A STRANGER ON A SUNDAY MORNING “Excuse me, do you have a screwdriv… https://t.co/j6mZjrqDv3
6/7
2020
A lovely card in the post from @mariecurieuk Between us we hosted 10 online quizzes and raised a whopping £81, 85… https://t.co/L1mD7JKAIcThis better be the promo poster for the new Hangover movie lol https://t.co/aJQS1L7I3F
6/6
2020
I’ve tried to avoid Twitter today, but how can you avoid this! This is disgusting and barbaric. Everything in Am… https://t.co/I8Fb9NhnkK
6/5
2020
Just submitted something that I’m really excited about. It’s been a few years in the making! All the fingers are fingers 🤞🏻😂😂😂 https://t.co/Rjx1j7qFumAbsolutely butchered my head with a home haircut yesterday, hence the bandana 😂✂️ https://t.co/kmwwcFVk6O
6/3
2020
Been a long time listener and fan of @claraamfo ! A very honest and kind broadcaster! This is so powerful and brave… https://t.co/424zaDDW2rWHATTTTTTTTTTT!!!! Carole Baskin gains control of Tiger King Joe Exotic's former zoo after court ruling https://t.co/Mb1FHXOnv7This is class, I screen recorded my scroll through Instagram, brilliant to see so many people posting about, and su… https://t.co/agVlj8SnoV🖤 It’s unbelievable to think these events continue to happen! People should be treated as one regardless of race! L… https://t.co/pOcbsoiMYi @gregjames you’ve just been the soundtrack to me butchering my hair! Can I blame you for this? @BBCR1 https://t.co/pFVWPDu4AR
6/2
2020
I always hear groaning about this time of night, and assumed it was neighbours having some sexy time, turns out it’… https://t.co/ViEWT6V4HIJamie Webster x 50,000 🙌 https://t.co/AROvkWG5cT
Retweeted by 🤚🏼 Ryan Hand Presents 🖐🏼1 year ago today, singing in a sea of red, hours before @LFC won the #ChampionsLeague in #Madrid@VirgilvDijk h… https://t.co/M26LyVz1oPNo better time for it 😂 https://t.co/vsDSSnKgBXThe Irish Mr Motivator 😂 ☘️ https://t.co/UGlRUwG4kx
6/1
2020
Everything that’s happening on the streets of America right now is absolutely horrific! Awful scenes of police brut… https://t.co/Hc8bqwbAiAIf you’re having a cheeky beverado in the garden or sunbathing in the park, stick this on, close your eyes and imag… https://t.co/R2oyRyyhON🎵 How do you like your eggs in the morning IN PANCAKES https://t.co/0CIvrRCbPGFor Flip Sake 🥞 PANCAKESSSSSSSSSS 🥞 https://t.co/OKuCzOVynD
5/31
2020
@JimmyCoops1 Tough one today pal, that sun is a killaaaaToday’s 5km - 16’16” ⏱ 1 second slower than last weeks! Next time out I’m going for 15 minutes ! The sun killed… https://t.co/HAaDWusgLD
5/29
2020
I tweet about my love for @BBCSounds @BBCiPlayer all the time! This is the second time today that I’ve listened t… https://t.co/uBzPWpkhSt @SeamusHeath1 thanks for sharing this bud, I miss not getting the @MourneObserver over here, a lovely story by Lisa… https://t.co/AZy7TdBMJ5
5/27
2020
If I had an #onlyfans account this would be the content 😂 https://t.co/XELsKdeO2n
5/26
2020
I may have failed most of my GCSE’s, but at least I know how to load a cracker https://t.co/ikryShp9vLThis is very satisfying to watch https://t.co/22ruKqiJ3E
5/25
2020
New wheels, who dis? 🚲 https://t.co/GUbCM3kZdnHappy Sunday team😄 I’m sure lots of you constantly look for new playlists to work out to! My Mixcloud is full of al… https://t.co/jdxjImDXRCYass! I bought this bad boy at Hackney Cycles yesterday, not electric and no gears, but a big strong boy like you… https://t.co/hV7JB5LVHW
5/24
2020

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