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just a dude with steadily declining mental health •• check out my store: https://t.co/TIuRkqlFPI

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Joined Twitter 1/21/12

Nature is so beautiful if you stop for a second and really appreciate it... https://t.co/GT2kcyVrQ8
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1/12
2020
@shawnbuell Congrats dude!
12/25
2020
Imagine finding the love of your life, settling down, getting married, starting a family, and then she puts reindee… https://t.co/QCtxnfgNeEThis is such an agonizing video https://t.co/kffi1jI1gP
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12/16
2020
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12/11
2020
Today someone on the highway hit me and made me spin out, swerve across 4 lanes of traffic, and hit a semi going 65… https://t.co/rx2VfyXlnM
11/25
2020
@arielissofty Play games with me
11/21
2020
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11/17
2020
@big_brad216 That game was scary af
11/14
2020
Just staying Covid-safe wearing by the flayed skin of my younger self. Don't forget to wear your masks, kids. https://t.co/RBd3X1AayD
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10/8
2020
You know how people say they’ve hit rock bottom? I’m basically at the Earth’s core right now. This whole “life”… https://t.co/Wji9SqkYAW
10/4
2020
My grandad left an old bucket of balls at the batting cages we used to go to with this note on them.... I’m not cry… https://t.co/nOMQLM7P7k
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9/30
2020
I ate a Travis Scott burger today so if I look more handsome from now on, that’s why
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9/21
2020
@perorazio this might be some of the most cringe worthy clothing I’ve ever seenGotta stop smoking weed thought that pipe was rafiki off lion king https://t.co/hLxBlpfjnq
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9/17
2020
#NewProfilePic https://t.co/RZJ1FlIkE6
9/11
2020
@David_All103 Some of your best work here Dave
8/23
2020
RACISM SUCKS https://t.co/Qwda8g9QzM
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8/20
2020
Hahahahahahahaha what is happening Hahahahahahaha
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8/12
2020
22 years ago today we locked eyes and fell deep. Look forward to the next 22, young lady. Love you my forever girl. https://t.co/WYw1MGqvZh
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8/1
2020
@David_All103 Uh oh.
7/4
2020
Second car accident in a year, things are going super well over here
6/29
2020
@David_All103 @FlowTaura September.... ‘08
6/27
2020
I’m not ashamed to admit this at all: My biological father sent a picture of himself today and said that he missed… https://t.co/Mbno5qhcPf
6/25
2020
@big_brad216 Just a man living his dreams one day at a time
6/23
2020
how old were you when you saw the hidden arrow in the fed ex logo for the first time? I remember feeling like the s… https://t.co/wN5xHqvrO4
6/17
2020
thinking ab her https://t.co/XzoKQqNQjz
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5/19
2020
New to Twitter.This video is going viral everywhere and I had no clue https://t.co/LAcjpAHF6U
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5/13
2020
Nintendo 64 McDonald’s was peak McDonald’s https://t.co/8sQYDqIjsh
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5/3
2020
salt and vinegar chips just hit different, ya know
4/22
2020
@SophteeRossMD is the winner this time! congrats my guy, don’t spend it all in one place ;)
4/21
2020
I’m doing this again, like this tweet and I’ll pick one of you to give $25 to 🤓 @Atalkinglobster This is the content I want on Twitter, thank you
4/19
2020
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4/8
2020
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Retweeted by ryan stronbergput me in coach https://t.co/Po59HGY9Qs
Retweeted by ryan stronbergwe’re at the “I’m so bored I guess I’ll just take another shower” phase in this quarantineThe winner is @MooreHoezz ! Don’t spend it all in one place 🥳 I’m gonna do another one of these next week I think, thanks for playing guys
4/7
2020
like this tweet and I’ll randomly give one of you $25 on cashapp, because I’m truly THAT bored
4/6
2020
so it's wolf of wall street, but for getting laid https://t.co/cy6eJDSq08
Retweeted by ryan stronbergFirst time in history, I bursted to tears in front of my patient. Worse, while switching off the inotropic and oxyg… https://t.co/30S5sYoIAj
Retweeted by ryan stronbergi wanted twitter to have a laugh too 😂😂 https://t.co/FpemH7kERZ
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3/31
2020
Elec-TRI-city Biscuit TRISCUIT MEANS "ELECTRICITY BISCUIT"
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3/26
2020
This guy FLEXXXXIN https://t.co/ynxgHEAY8V
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3/15
2020
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3/5
2020
@lucascampbell33 https://t.co/IRL7fKirZt @CozySamaSenpai Look it up my guyI was today years old when I found out that all skittles are the same flavor, needless to say, reality just isn’t the same anymore
3/4
2020
tony hawk you have 24 hours to respond https://t.co/YLenNrwVh9
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2/13
2020
25 years today and yet the jury’s still out: shampoo or conditioner? Love, Billy. https://t.co/JbwWWN5fsm
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2/10
2020
@David_All103 watch your mouth
1/25
2020
@Atalkinglobster It might be heavy, don’t drop it
1/19
2020
what’s it like to have friends? asking for a.... oh wait
1/16
2020
@jessfritzz Did you know you can sled down hills on your shield? fun fact
1/14
2020
I’m in one of those classic “fuck everyone I’m going to get violently baked and play Mario kart on a Friday night”… https://t.co/sJRHm8pFbm
1/10
2020
New @macmiller album. Friday January 17th🙏 https://t.co/UBNt3JkHHm
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1/9
2019
I live for those moments where you pull up behind a minivan playing a movie inside the car and you get to watch Fin… https://t.co/lA159II77C
12/27
2019
what in the actual fuck.... since when is Watch the Throne on Spotify 😭
12/21
2019
@David_All103 I’m 100% here for this raw idea
12/17
2019
Hey @disneyplus we’re ready for this. Please don’t read the script. Thanks https://t.co/GqA8NmivVZ
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12/2
2019
how many Lowe’s would Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
11/26
2019
i found the most perfect video on earth and i’m here to share it with you all https://t.co/lqBYLaUjpU
Retweeted by ryan stronberg"Will you marry me?" is a marriage proposal. "Will, You, Mary, Me" is a foursome proposal. "Will, you marry me" i… https://t.co/WxsbRGV0WK
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11/25
2019
whoever decided to put the send button next to the backspace button on snap messaging deserves to be beheaded by a dull spork
11/23
2019
@Atalkinglobster The fuck is a puffco
11/21
2019
“I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days, before you’ve actually left them” Bruh when Andy said… https://t.co/s3jV6yLKyJ
11/15
2019
@NLWildlife @Marner93 @91Tavares @MapleLeafs Kade I don’t play hockey at all but Happy Birthday man!
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11/5
2019
I firmly believe that if you flew over any contested zone in the world, and just sprinkled McDonald’s Sprite down f… https://t.co/3W8WvfjHAx
10/24
2019
This is Willo. She likes to awoo while she eats. Tonight’s meal was worthy of a gentler, but perhaps more meaningfu… https://t.co/BpE46FlSgk
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10/22
2019
My name is Mike Posner and I walked across America. Keep Going. https://t.co/4h7pPQTV9T
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10/19
2019
Succession but everyone wants some of Logan's M&Ms https://t.co/pTxIyXWen4
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10/14
2019
I recently put Cane’s sauce on a Wendy’s spicy chicken sandwich and for just a second, I saw the strings that held the universe together
10/7
2019
probably one of the coolest tattoos I’ve ever seen, damn https://t.co/8bS0AHS1BG
10/1
2019
@MaxeeyKroker 🐶 https://t.co/hwpge3yl4U
9/19
2019
Night at the Museum low key sucked as a movie but when Robin Williams said “I’m made of wax, Larry, what’re you mad… https://t.co/ugDpMmI19d
9/17
2019
Do you remember when you’d go to rip out a piece of notebook paper in class and you’d do it super slowly because yo… https://t.co/MH7P8YQiu8
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8/22
2019
So my little brother was diagnosed with Type 1 diabetes, and me & Chase forgot how to act😂 https://t.co/5wXPlnL5wO
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8/20
2019
god my humor is trash https://t.co/qYAfN17xOX
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8/17
2019
What if Doritos were floppy?
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8/16
2019
@HardyTheHatGuy @Tucker_Barnhart @Reds @MLBNetwork H
8/11
2019
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Retweeted by ryan stronbergI went to Taco Bell and they dead ass gave me an “item limit” of 3 things... isn’t this America? dafuq
8/9
2019
@SophteeRossMD wow I never realized how much music the man had. crazy. that being said I think I’m going with Watch… https://t.co/Qqaymr0CzMjust a reminder to everyone that we’re all just little creatures living on a giant floating rock in space. don’t take life so seriouslyThis is what an updated Home Alone would actually look like. https://t.co/sGj86933LA
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8/8
2019
My drunk ass went to Walmart on 351 to get some chips and I didnt think I was gonna meet up with fucking spiderman… https://t.co/dXp17EoGYC
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7/7
2019
I think they named oranges before they named carrots
6/27
2019
Proud to say I still watch Malcolm in the Middle and thoroughly enjoy it
6/26
2019
I present to you my 420th tweet https://t.co/DDsqT4aPKR
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6/25
2019
I don’t think I’ve had someone sing me happy birthday in almost a decade, and last night 20+ friends sang it to me… https://t.co/pEyEWZxh0G
6/23
2019
holy shit I just teared up to this, what an answer https://t.co/gcvSkwsMEy
5/12
2019
@Atalkinglobster Is he Ted’s ugly twin brother?
5/4
2019
I will be quoting this video and this video only for the next 2 and a half months thank you https://t.co/KKEo0bdPer
Retweeted by ryan stronbergLETS GO JACKETS!!! FOR THE BOYZ
4/26
2019
how you know you’re in Naples, FL: the only ATM at this bar takes bitcoin and nothing elseThis is an actual quote from my mother today on vacation: Oh my god that palm tree is so pretty, Ryan why don’t you have a good job? cool
4/22
2019
For all my Ohio people, just passed a billboard in Tampa Bay that said “Home of the PLAYOFF BOUND Lightning” hahaha… https://t.co/FMD8YhzuYP
4/20
2019

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