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Kim Wasabi @RyceJuanton Room of Requirement

Please take off your shoes before you step in my mentions.

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Joined Twitter 3/19/09


@MissZindzi Where else are people getting whole fried wings from?! Keep your wingettes. Give me the trifecta (flat, drum, tip). 😂🤣I remember someone tweeting "y'all really eat wings from the Chinese place??" I had no idea that people DIDN'T
Retweeted by Kim WasabiThe Baltimore Museum of Art has decided to only purchase works made by female-identifying artists next year — an ef… https://t.co/EkrbJBzvBJ
Retweeted by Kim WasabiMy sinuses are acting up. I think it's the brown rice flour I used to make Chloe's biscuits. Lawd my nose. 😩 @spinnellii https://t.co/BhVwaeEaxC @spinnellii WE NEED PALM TREE SMBS 🌴having another girl to talk scuba diving with is just 🥺 i love it here lol somebody is sharing my excitement for th… https://t.co/sLOQIeNz0n
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11/20
2019
#WholesomeContent https://t.co/ikV4HTjYad
Retweeted by Kim WasabiMegan shows up and the Knicks play the game of their lives. They gotta give her Spike's seat https://t.co/0wkTtqHhwW
Retweeted by Kim WasabiStevie made it 3-0 before all h-e double hockey sticks broke out 💪 https://t.co/6fbmcUi5Vg
Retweeted by Kim WasabiWhy do we pay taxes on things we buy from Amazon if they don’t pay taxes? https://t.co/1mGfKUPCLP
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11/19
2019
It’s all fun and games until... https://t.co/3P1zQaZMDa
Retweeted by Kim WasabiTwo things...#thatwoman just asked what "JDK" meant and a girl on my team responded "do you mean IDK?" 😂🤣😂🤣Yung!!! Neighbor posted this video on Nextdoor. FedEx is wylin'... https://t.co/ihB4f7V4Az
Retweeted by Kim WasabiI just realized my 10am meeting is a call lol. I'm don't need to be on-site until 11am. *sits back down*Me Pre-Kids: I'm never gonna lie to my kids ever. Me with Kids: I just got off the phone with Santa, the firefight… https://t.co/ATTvOgyc83
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11/18
2019
Hung my rolling pins on the kitchen wall 💛💛💛💛 https://t.co/pljFEED3nlhttps://t.co/mOPAPXtBZP
Retweeted by Kim WasabiThis animation shows how deep the ocean really is https://t.co/E2CNsaUAxc
Retweeted by Kim WasabiI love cabbage in all forms. It felt like a good day for pork and cabbage. Dry-brined chops in my fave fennel saus… https://t.co/VztnpC6xDf @Still_Lee_ Indeed. @RyceJuanton We deserve the uncut finale
Retweeted by Kim Wasabi @spinnellii 😂🤣👍🏼 @Still_Lee_ I'd like to watch him rot. You right. You're always right. #liveactionI've been craving cabbage so I went and bought some pork chops. 🐽 @Still_Lee_ From your lips to Death's ears. @spinnellii 👀https://t.co/aNGy2f2okL
Retweeted by Kim Wasabi✌️ for flinching https://t.co/3KYfd4JBJL
Retweeted by Kim WasabiThis is what Ariel and Prince Eric's kids really look like. https://t.co/t35anhKYo3
Retweeted by Kim WasabiMeryl Streep could really lock down the Oscar with this biopic https://t.co/Ht6uevF01E
Retweeted by Kim WasabiThat’s the devil trying to get out of hell. #GoodLuck https://t.co/B082uD6n1K
Retweeted by Kim WasabiSomeone needs to handle that.Every one of his men testified against him. He’s not a hero. He’s not misunderstood. He wasn’t worn down by combat… https://t.co/waocW7LObe
Retweeted by Kim WasabiExclusive leak of an X-Ray from #WalterReedHospital last night https://t.co/WEoIvJtjI8
Retweeted by Kim WasabiLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO https://t.co/KMpTCWe9cG
Retweeted by Kim Wasabi🐼❤️Bei Bei was named on September 25, 2015 by former First Lady of the U.S. Michelle Obama, and First Lady of the P… https://t.co/V0X3NG3rVs
Retweeted by Kim WasabiWhite dude at Target looks so appalled and offended because the guard asked to see his receipt. "Is this something you usually do??"
Retweeted by Kim WasabiWhen I get skipped twice in uno https://t.co/koOhmi5qrc
Retweeted by Kim WasabiListen!!! https://t.co/8OtmbOI2Xq
Retweeted by Kim WasabiTwitter needs this 😊 https://t.co/sQUVsP9OTW
Retweeted by Kim WasabiWhen someone speaks to my man https://t.co/TNM7vE35PM
Retweeted by Kim WasabiThese eyes are screaming for help. 😂 https://t.co/VMnjVHzbBKThere’s way too much talent on Twitter. This is an amazing edit. 😂😂😂🤣🤣 https://t.co/I2DNO4A2j4
Retweeted by Kim Wasabithe shade 😭 this is what 40 + years of friendship looks like lmaoo https://t.co/0Dni1qxPVv
Retweeted by Kim WasabiY’all my parents just got a puppy and this is how my dad talks to him 😂😂 https://t.co/PLh8nD0oZs
Retweeted by Kim Wasabi"I've been ready for three years, I've been denied for three years. ... We're ready to play, we're ready to go anyw… https://t.co/2oboRKL6mg
Retweeted by Kim WasabiThis is one of the most disrespectful blocks you’ll see. https://t.co/9LtWfWxx3z
Retweeted by Kim Wasabi🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/ytyUisLoKf
Retweeted by Kim WasabiI was about to ask why these don’t exist for adults. They do, but they’re just boneless and called raincoats https://t.co/xxK8GTjykr
Retweeted by Kim WasabiIt was never about his skill. It was always about his Black audacity. And apparently, protest is in ‘poor taste’… https://t.co/8aHTAcsLLO
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11/17
2019
Rutgers' end zone celebrations are ... different ... 😅 https://t.co/CScZLJ0odV
Retweeted by Kim WasabiPenguin society is filled with suspense and intrigue https://t.co/uKnSvcVJmA
Retweeted by Kim WasabiDon't think I have ever been on a flight when EVERYONE is watching the same thing (except long ago, when you had n… https://t.co/WSkk16GJeQ
Retweeted by Kim WasabiAnd he could still do the splits at 57, so I mean, yeah. 💜 https://t.co/L4C4iB0rSd
Retweeted by Kim Wasabi @blurbette Gotdammit @blurbette 😂🤣And it's a problem.Whoa. If you understand the difference of being called an E-7 versus being called a Chief, then you understand the… https://t.co/RTYHpM5Vyb
Retweeted by Kim WasabiBye, Venice. Sorry we never got a chance to formally meet. https://t.co/QVABkjUVyoI wake up famished every morning. 😩 Egg fried rice is about to happen. 🍳🍚“It’s my music so why is someone in a boardroom who’s never written a record in their lives, should be making decis… https://t.co/vRYrzHMaNE
Retweeted by Kim Wasabihollywood execs hiring the same 7 white guys to be in their movies https://t.co/PuhU0gQ3YO
Retweeted by Kim WasabiDamn. And here I was thinking if earth gets too full, we can just feed everyone a spoonful of peanut butter and let… https://t.co/eS5GhyHBYBKaraoke? Celine karaoke?! An absolute dream. @celinedion is a global treasure.I can’t believe I watched Céline Dion do karaoke of her own song at a gay bar at 12:30 AM last night https://t.co/zuquPmX1Qq
Retweeted by Kim Wasabiif you’re having a bad day, here’s my baby cousin trying to say ‘octopus’ 🥰 https://t.co/uuomg5i42Z
Retweeted by Kim WasabiThis is one way to end a blowout 😳 While trailing by 55 with 15 secs left, Monmouth’s George Papas stole the ball… https://t.co/SLP3GSiXiN
Retweeted by Kim Wasabi @blurbette 😂😭I know who should receive the next award. 👇 https://t.co/YCNt8O5BkbThis is a constant. https://t.co/gdWeWhKzae
Retweeted by Kim Wasabi30 seconds of "hol up, hol up. Who ARE you?" then 30 seconds of "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG" 😂🤣😂🤣 https://t.co/ZLuFRcUtm0YOU GOTDAMN RIGHT, ABEL! ❤my niece and her besfren abel took their fall pictures together 😢♥️ https://t.co/hpMxBKFOGx
Retweeted by Kim WasabiGet into that highlight tho. https://t.co/9R6v0QVRud
Retweeted by Kim WasabiShe dererves it! https://t.co/dke1C7Zf4C
Retweeted by Kim WasabiProtesters in Chile employing Lasers en masse to disorient, neutralize Riot Police https://t.co/MsBJLCSZuD
Retweeted by Kim Wasabi @Ann_E_Nigma 😂If you charge me $0.50 to add cheese, shouldn't you subtract $0.50 when I request no cheese?
Retweeted by Kim Wasabi @Ann_E_Nigma Awww I'm glad you love it!
11/16
2019
When she agrees to come over & watch Disney + https://t.co/x6tF4Zlbl2
Retweeted by Kim Wasabi"these edibles ain't shit" 1 hour later: https://t.co/H3voTI1N3e
Retweeted by Kim Wasabi @Neeq_ PROBLEMS I'D LIKE TO HAVEi cant fake humble just cuz your ass is insecure
Retweeted by Kim WasabiSo when are we going to add a gun to this emoji? 👩🏽‍🏫Very https://t.co/avl3h9PCy6
Retweeted by Kim WasabiAnd got his ass beat for it.Wooooooooo. Myles Garrett is a whole bitch, huh? LMAOThis a whole different flex .... 5 living generations? 😧 https://t.co/64anxplMRm
Retweeted by Kim WasabiAccording to my neighbor’s son, his 7th grade civics class watched part of the hearings. His teacher assigned them… https://t.co/UXU4xdtY3s
Retweeted by Kim WasabiI hope this baby is living a wonderful life https://t.co/kUaKzoq5Zl
Retweeted by Kim WasabiTrump, who has been claiming that his concerns about corruption had nothing to do with 2020, promises that purporte… https://t.co/u4xs1EofaN
Retweeted by Kim WasabiAOC from the top rope! https://t.co/bBNKDFkH0P
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Retweeted by Kim WasabiMercury in microbraids???
Retweeted by Kim WasabiLittle Monsters (1989) https://t.co/hYJOVm7PLW
Retweeted by Kim Wasabi🐼 Giant panda cubs may look like giant fluffballs, but panda fur is very coarse and dense like wool. The fur acts… https://t.co/0KUQqU9gg4
Retweeted by Kim WasabiThis massive video of Christine Blasey Ford's testimony is playing on repeat in front of Brett Kavanaugh's dinner g… https://t.co/4UQsuaxFg3
Retweeted by Kim WasabiMy Drip Will Go On https://t.co/Lv9CyDOuKf
Retweeted by Kim WasabiI make custom neon lights 💡💡 RT so my next client can find me 🔮 https://t.co/3jM1ZUff9q
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11/15
2019

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