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Kim Wasabi @RyceJuanton Room of Requirement

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Joined Twitter 3/19/09

@MissZindzi Where else are people getting whole fried wings from?! Keep your wingettes. Give me the trifecta (flat, drum, tip). 😂🤣I remember someone tweeting "y'all really eat wings from the Chinese place??" I had no idea that people DIDN'T
Retweeted by Kim WasabiThe Baltimore Museum of Art has decided to only purchase works made by female-identifying artists next year — an ef…
Retweeted by Kim WasabiMy sinuses are acting up. I think it's the brown rice flour I used to make Chloe's biscuits. Lawd my nose. 😩 @spinnellii @spinnellii WE NEED PALM TREE SMBS 🌴having another girl to talk scuba diving with is just 🥺 i love it here lol somebody is sharing my excitement for th…
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Retweeted by Kim WasabiMegan shows up and the Knicks play the game of their lives. They gotta give her Spike's seat
Retweeted by Kim WasabiStevie made it 3-0 before all h-e double hockey sticks broke out 💪
Retweeted by Kim WasabiWhy do we pay taxes on things we buy from Amazon if they don’t pay taxes?
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It’s all fun and games until...
Retweeted by Kim WasabiTwo things...#thatwoman just asked what "JDK" meant and a girl on my team responded "do you mean IDK?" 😂🤣😂🤣Yung!!! Neighbor posted this video on Nextdoor. FedEx is wylin'...
Retweeted by Kim WasabiI just realized my 10am meeting is a call lol. I'm don't need to be on-site until 11am. *sits back down*Me Pre-Kids: I'm never gonna lie to my kids ever. Me with Kids: I just got off the phone with Santa, the firefight…
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Hung my rolling pins on the kitchen wall 💛💛💛💛
Retweeted by Kim WasabiThis animation shows how deep the ocean really is
Retweeted by Kim WasabiI love cabbage in all forms. It felt like a good day for pork and cabbage. Dry-brined chops in my fave fennel saus… @Still_Lee_ Indeed. @RyceJuanton We deserve the uncut finale
Retweeted by Kim Wasabi @spinnellii 😂🤣👍🏼 @Still_Lee_ I'd like to watch him rot. You right. You're always right. #liveactionI've been craving cabbage so I went and bought some pork chops. 🐽 @Still_Lee_ From your lips to Death's ears. @spinnellii 👀
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Retweeted by Kim WasabiThis is what Ariel and Prince Eric's kids really look like.
Retweeted by Kim WasabiMeryl Streep could really lock down the Oscar with this biopic
Retweeted by Kim WasabiThat’s the devil trying to get out of hell. #GoodLuck
Retweeted by Kim WasabiSomeone needs to handle that.Every one of his men testified against him. He’s not a hero. He’s not misunderstood. He wasn’t worn down by combat…
Retweeted by Kim WasabiExclusive leak of an X-Ray from #WalterReedHospital last night
Retweeted by Kim Wasabi🐼❤️Bei Bei was named on September 25, 2015 by former First Lady of the U.S. Michelle Obama, and First Lady of the P…
Retweeted by Kim WasabiWhite dude at Target looks so appalled and offended because the guard asked to see his receipt. "Is this something you usually do??"
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Retweeted by Kim WasabiThese eyes are screaming for help. 😂’s way too much talent on Twitter. This is an amazing edit. 😂😂😂🤣🤣
Retweeted by Kim Wasabithe shade 😭 this is what 40 + years of friendship looks like lmaoo
Retweeted by Kim WasabiY’all my parents just got a puppy and this is how my dad talks to him 😂😂
Retweeted by Kim Wasabi"I've been ready for three years, I've been denied for three years. ... We're ready to play, we're ready to go anyw…
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Retweeted by Kim WasabiI was about to ask why these don’t exist for adults. They do, but they’re just boneless and called raincoats
Retweeted by Kim WasabiIt was never about his skill. It was always about his Black audacity. And apparently, protest is in ‘poor taste’…
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Rutgers' end zone celebrations are ... different ... 😅
Retweeted by Kim WasabiPenguin society is filled with suspense and intrigue
Retweeted by Kim WasabiDon't think I have ever been on a flight when EVERYONE is watching the same thing (except long ago, when you had n…
Retweeted by Kim WasabiAnd he could still do the splits at 57, so I mean, yeah. 💜
Retweeted by Kim Wasabi @blurbette Gotdammit @blurbette 😂🤣And it's a problem.Whoa. If you understand the difference of being called an E-7 versus being called a Chief, then you understand the…
Retweeted by Kim WasabiBye, Venice. Sorry we never got a chance to formally meet. wake up famished every morning. 😩 Egg fried rice is about to happen. 🍳🍚“It’s my music so why is someone in a boardroom who’s never written a record in their lives, should be making decis…
Retweeted by Kim Wasabihollywood execs hiring the same 7 white guys to be in their movies
Retweeted by Kim WasabiDamn. And here I was thinking if earth gets too full, we can just feed everyone a spoonful of peanut butter and let… Celine karaoke?! An absolute dream. @celinedion is a global treasure.I can’t believe I watched Céline Dion do karaoke of her own song at a gay bar at 12:30 AM last night
Retweeted by Kim Wasabiif you’re having a bad day, here’s my baby cousin trying to say ‘octopus’ 🥰
Retweeted by Kim WasabiThis is one way to end a blowout 😳 While trailing by 55 with 15 secs left, Monmouth’s George Papas stole the ball…
Retweeted by Kim Wasabi @blurbette 😂😭I know who should receive the next award. 👇 is a constant.
Retweeted by Kim Wasabi30 seconds of "hol up, hol up. Who ARE you?" then 30 seconds of "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG" 😂🤣😂🤣 GOTDAMN RIGHT, ABEL! ❤my niece and her besfren abel took their fall pictures together 😢♥️
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Retweeted by Kim WasabiProtesters in Chile employing Lasers en masse to disorient, neutralize Riot Police
Retweeted by Kim Wasabi @Ann_E_Nigma 😂If you charge me $0.50 to add cheese, shouldn't you subtract $0.50 when I request no cheese?
Retweeted by Kim Wasabi @Ann_E_Nigma Awww I'm glad you love it!
When she agrees to come over & watch Disney +
Retweeted by Kim Wasabi"these edibles ain't shit" 1 hour later:
Retweeted by Kim Wasabi @Neeq_ PROBLEMS I'D LIKE TO HAVEi cant fake humble just cuz your ass is insecure
Retweeted by Kim WasabiSo when are we going to add a gun to this emoji? 👩🏽‍🏫Very
Retweeted by Kim WasabiAnd got his ass beat for it.Wooooooooo. Myles Garrett is a whole bitch, huh? LMAOThis a whole different flex .... 5 living generations? 😧
Retweeted by Kim WasabiAccording to my neighbor’s son, his 7th grade civics class watched part of the hearings. His teacher assigned them…
Retweeted by Kim WasabiI hope this baby is living a wonderful life
Retweeted by Kim WasabiTrump, who has been claiming that his concerns about corruption had nothing to do with 2020, promises that purporte…
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Retweeted by Kim Wasabi🐼 Giant panda cubs may look like giant fluffballs, but panda fur is very coarse and dense like wool. The fur acts…
Retweeted by Kim WasabiThis massive video of Christine Blasey Ford's testimony is playing on repeat in front of Brett Kavanaugh's dinner g…
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