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@shirleyngu_ Ngl blue footed booby kinda 😳gangsta 😳 @shasieu YES
3/30
2020
@syrianinyellow Or when you pronounce a word PROPERLY and they get all confused (Iran/Eye-ran) .. @trentandrewrld Time to enjoy some breakfast TombaHaven’t slapped a homies ass in too longThe blue-footed booby is a marine bird native to subtropical and tropical regions of the eastern Pacific Ocean. https://t.co/4fe6hzru9M @shirleyngu_ Thing a thong https://t.co/BqAHafMYXF
3/29
2020
@jadudala This is fukin niceOur fans mean everything to us, and today we want to thank you for 5k followers Which is why we are announcing our… https://t.co/o1BVjqsL7d
Retweeted by Saad AnsariTRAPPING IT OUT @cannotbcancel APRIL 10th 😈🔥🙌🏽 Join us, gonna be amazing! https://t.co/c5hSD6ncUf
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3/28
2020
Good night everyone. ^ @AnthonyxTran My favorite egirlCrazy how every picture I have of myself could be an “until tomorrow” post
3/26
2020
I’m gonna learn how to speed run dark souls with all the free time @Rachael_Conrad For the love of god UNMUTE THIS https://t.co/1Ba511l1A7
Retweeted by Saad Ansari @PriMGengar What the fuckWhat the 5th tablespoon of peanut butter been seeing at 5am these days https://t.co/zkVTJBQBnMBeing Trapped in the house is not what I meant by “I like trap”
3/24
2020
Do you guys have some sort of loyalty/rewards program @PandaExpress I think I would be executive platinum by now
Retweeted by Saad AnsariI will not be fixing the sleep schedule
3/23
2020
If I got my grandma sick there’d be no Redemptiom ArcLet’s play with the Instagram algorithm reply with 🔥 to reduce my life by 1 year
3/21
2020
@itme_jenny @AnthonyxTran @vvngyn Never seen runescape spelled that wayhttps://t.co/vZsrNoj1y6
Retweeted by Saad AnsariHigh key wish people I knew used SoundCloud like social media @bobacartel @Jandapaanda Jan can’t bench over 200
3/20
2020
MUSIC MAKE YOU LOSE CONTROL MUSIC MAKE YOU LOSE CONTROL
3/19
2020
@ReadPrismaIllya https://t.co/AUQTPmWAgj
Retweeted by Saad AnsariI’m sorry for saying I was ever tired of Events @PriMGengar Chew them up for a bit to break down a bit, then they’re good to go
3/18
2020
@bobacartel Summoning horny police
3/17
2020
@Cozwaymusic Waiting patientlyThis whole debate depends on who coughs first
3/16
2020
When your family puts you on self quarantine :S @tylerhuynhh @Jandapaanda Sigh fineMy sleep schedule is so dangerously fucked I might as well just try to hard reset it @jnca_jay_vt @jstn_chng https://t.co/C24eOIu2XRKilled every single streak I had to stop the spread, you’re welcome @jstn_chng Strawberry taste like u left Caprisun in the microwave too long
3/15
2020
@kenaikhk001 @Jandapaanda this is getting ridiculous nowthe world needs animal crossing now more than ever
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3/14
2020
Tested positive for no hoes
Retweeted by Saad Ansari @mlespiritu You can still delete this @shirleyngu_ The hand is nature’s toilet paper
3/13
2020
All tinder taught me is there’s a never ending supply of white girls at ChapmanI don’t know how many times I’ve listened through the @montell2099 EP but it’s more than youBauuer remix of Roll Up cough sfx hitting different in the club now 😖
Retweeted by Saad Ansariright now is a really fucking awkward time to have a common cold/cough lol
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3/12
2020
@tynanofficial @LemayLemayLemay
3/11
2020
@garbonzoya R u okPoolside convo about your Summer last night https://t.co/wvz2YxmXfp
3/9
2020
Only eating Kirkland protein bars because I’m lazy is not sustainable
3/5
2020
Wtf spongebob doin in my Spotify stats https://t.co/fwLuUz5CD5
3/4
2020
@QUIX Please @shirleyngu_ When people say “my life is an anime” @_kitkat_kat Tried doing things for myself, realized I hate that guy too
3/3
2020
@JasonTurtleMan Feel like we really hitting the same spiritual wavelengthGonna start using the pH scale to describe how blessed I feelWhen the fuck did I start using the words vibe and energy to describe things I hate this
3/2
2020
@jonnyadventur3s Ily cutie @notviv What event thoLOVED the show @HexCougar @Knock2Music @LemayLemayLemay honestly will prob be show of the year for me 👏
Retweeted by Saad Ansari @aligmango SorryKids SEE ghosts is peak Kanye and Cudi @b_rianchan Lowkey feel like a stalker tagging so many artists I’m chillin @tylerhuynhh Dark Souls Type BeatHex Cougar is on another Level. Lemay is on another Level. Knock2 is on another Level.Y’all be so fuckin hyped for an event just to go and snap “Why am I here”
3/1
2020
@HexCougar @LemayLemayLemay @Knock2Music How is this show already god tier. Show up to the openers or ur small brain @cinnndyl Only if @Jandapaanda takes the photo @tylerhuynhh This went hardall ima say is that i mixed the dark souls intro with a dubstep song
Retweeted by Saad Ansari @irisnuna Me too iris me tooI bet Scooby Snacks taste so bomb
2/29
2020
@Exceptancee @Jandapaanda once again wtf crazyNice try 143 not gonna fool me again this time
2/28
2020
Why is everyone cosplaying 21 Savage @dwvibe @JandapaandaThere was a lot of technical difficulties, and i blame mercury in retrograde. But I am proud to finally release my… https://t.co/G4JXiEYCEk
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2/27
2020
@bobacartel @_nmina My b 🥺Sharing music with someone and ten minutes later seeing the song reposted on their SoundCloud https://t.co/BkDIkVYRzGThe Juelz and Quix collab ........
2/25
2020
Group: WHERE TF IS SAAD?! @SaadMang0: https://t.co/lRPcQpkRke
Retweeted by Saad Ansari @fuxwithitblog Feels like the b2bs take spots away from artists that def deserve the spots. Half the time these b2b… https://t.co/3eAPvMHzpoCan @TeamBandL PLEASE have a an art car at EDC again @gilllllllian At least u didn’t lose a lobe
2/23
2020
@mlespiritu Link @bbjuelz Goat livestream chat undefeatedAte two ice cream cones b2b time to end my shitYOOO @wearegraves AT EDC
2/21
2020
im kissing ur profile picture right now and there’s nothing u can do about it
Retweeted by Saad Ansari @BoomboxCartel @bbjuelz @LemayLemayLemay @RemKMusic @casey_beats @Dabowmusic @Khaos_evrw_off @BoomboxCartel @bbjuelz @LemayLemayLemay @RemKMusic
2/20
2020
@PriMGengar Career ending words
2/19
2020
@bobacartel @itsVincent_ @theroxy LOL ur funny
2/18
2020
Ekali & Illenium x RL Grime - Hard to Say Goodbye x Light Me Up (Boba Cartel Edit) out now 😄 https://t.co/0PyKu4ImcF
Retweeted by Saad AnsariEvery time I hear Era I think of @SaadMang0 with your god damn kazoo
Retweeted by Saad Ansari @christofutea Kazoo Edit @notviv What the fuck
2/17
2020
Mayonnaise is an F Tier condiment
2/16
2020

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