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sabler @sabler Oakland, CA

@goodjobbrain Lobe Trotter Member #1 | Follow me: IG - sabler | Don't follow me: Home | Bay Area/NYC

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Joined Twitter 3/19/08


@actioncookbook It was. I appreciated the laundry room being a part time pool on rainy days. Work eventually pulled… https://t.co/45Wwxt5Hg2 @actioncookbook The silver lining is that the move got me a pretty decent place in Gramercy for a few years. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @actioncookbook (He'd periodically forget to empty it and it'd leak into my place) @actioncookbook Not as bad as living under 4F. If you saw the condition of the place - I helped him fix his portabl… https://t.co/0ZogkOHNgP @actioncookbook 3F @actioncookbook Fun fact: I lived in that building, moved out after the fire. Obviously. Were we neighbors?Oh my God we are so fucked https://t.co/6of1ALXi3EScoop: Target's delivery app (Shipt) workers are striking tomorrow. They're demanding the bare minimum: paid sick… https://t.co/y5Z1SFRMrx
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4/7
2020
Heroes deserve higher pay https://t.co/2i6OCTDRTiAnalysis: The White House continues to downplay the coronavirus threat to much of the country https://t.co/mIdi3HCGcG
Retweeted by sablerHere’s what happens if you are a bit too close to the exhaust on an EA-6B Prowler during catapult launch… https://t.co/BhQ0AXHriW
Retweeted by sablerThis aged poorly. https://t.co/ndHgZLZlxv
Retweeted by sablerA few people on here are having fun communicating with their neighbours using messages placed in windows, so I’m jo… https://t.co/ylXsnmvNT5
Retweeted by sablerfirst ballot Chyron Hall of Fame https://t.co/70il4yfqfC
Retweeted by sablerCNN: “Aren’t you concerned you could go infect other people who don’t go to this church?” OHIO WOMAN: “No. I’m co… https://t.co/c1A5mdqZ01
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4/6
2020
Reported US coronavirus deaths via @CNN: 5 weeks ago: 1 death 4 weeks ago: 19 deaths 3 weeks ago: 58 deaths 2 week… https://t.co/Z2Ho42zOtv
Retweeted by sablerCan we do a furrowed-brow check on @SenatorCollins? https://t.co/n980rtycVvGates: "we'll waste a few billion dollars but it's worth it" Your periodic reminder that Trump fired pandemic prep… https://t.co/Fi3ZC1wdGf
Retweeted by sablerBailout program makes loans to the financial industry's holders of the highest AAA rated debt -student, auto and cr… https://t.co/2G4PMXyKnK
Retweeted by sablerVeep is phenomenal and you should watch it https://t.co/1ZQtO5lrKS
4/5
2020
10/10 on the ASCII art https://t.co/GmNoagwGnWlife as an easter bunny 😔 #animalcrossing #ACNH https://t.co/0UXUW2lgwl
Retweeted by sablerCoronavirus hasn’t stopped Jared Kushner’s real estate empire from hounding tenants with debt collection, eviction… https://t.co/s2gQhrf3M1
Retweeted by sablerReported US coronavirus deaths via @CNN: 5 weeks ago: 0 deaths 4 weeks ago: 17 deaths 3 weeks ago: 49 deaths 2 wee… https://t.co/bKnB5DgOJY
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Retweeted by sablerThis is where we're at in buying PPE. An Illinois official sped on a highway to get to a meet-up in a McDonald's p… https://t.co/wIoEFEfwP9
Retweeted by sablerAbsolutely frameworthy https://t.co/wHR55nbN0q
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4/4
2020
When the @NYDailyNews ran it’s famous headline FORD TO NEW YORK: DROP DEAD, it was actually just hyperbole. This t… https://t.co/7wmAfVWlEa
Retweeted by sablerSame energy https://t.co/mLW2XMp16vAbout 3 years ago I posted an Animoji with an All-Star singing poop emoji. I got DMCA'd today. Nazis and Donald Tr… https://t.co/AS7p6iu9Fe @chrissyteigen Try @BelcampoMeat, their stuff is SO GOOD.
4/3
2020
How a single $1200 check helps America's most vulnerable in a pandemic, explained: #StimulusBill https://t.co/AZtwfKmE9Q
Retweeted by sablerThe White House has stopped the idea of opening https://t.co/F4wND40Kg8, the website for Affordable Care Act health… https://t.co/pk0yh0oku8
Retweeted by sablerThis is what happens when you elect Florida Man to be Florida Governor. https://t.co/X61HJ5jY7vHey @MicrosoftTeams! Do you know what'd be cool? When I tell MacOS to put all notifications on DND, if your softwar… https://t.co/wsZq2qmPjeThe Worm is Back! | NASA https://t.co/Yc7BPlQYEW @dhh @jack When Twitter rolled out the sparkle icon, I talked to them about the decision to turn the algorithm back… https://t.co/isc4nQn53B
Retweeted by sabler#COVID19 caused a severe blood shortage & national call for blood donors. Except gay & bi men. People who recover… https://t.co/f1r6JdEA3K
Retweeted by sablerOh, @NYCTSubway, this is good. This is very good. https://t.co/g01H7ZSxXm https://t.co/QESh3GMGHj
Retweeted by sablerSo I did a bad, thoughtless thing. I tweeted Kate’s cake this morning & in my rush of pride to share it, I didn’t t… https://t.co/PhSRhsqxLa
Retweeted by sablerTrump adviser working with WH officials on messaging for pandemic said Trump “took a gamble” that warmer weather wo… https://t.co/hmO0ohMbDM
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4/2
2020
Shelter-in-place life just got a little more tolerable. Played through the original in just over 100 hours, God kno… https://t.co/2dWSRVnhf8Fox failed my mother and countless others of its fans. While we can joke all we want about the “Fair and Balanced”… https://t.co/EeIi0zYhWA
Retweeted by sablerYoo hoo, Milk Dud! You said you’re going to sue journalists who bring up your remarks about going out to a pub! Ple… https://t.co/geqb3rXmR7
Retweeted by sablerthe cuomo brothers should wear hats with their initials on them like mario and luigi
Retweeted by sablerMarch 1st vs. March 31st https://t.co/D2XtJFB4fP
Retweeted by sablerthis is the most SF shelter in place thing ever (via @Nextdoor) https://t.co/LZzfeB0TUi
Retweeted by sabler1 de marzo/ 31 de marzo https://t.co/49p8TN9Rt5
Retweeted by sablerRents. Waived. For. Airlines. But. Not. People. https://t.co/zB8bsu41WT
Retweeted by sablerHe wants people to die https://t.co/5PbXxXr8FZ
4/1
2020
Boston Globe editorial board: "The months the administration wasted with prevarication about the threat and its su… https://t.co/lwrbt75VdO
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Retweeted by sablerSame https://t.co/KnuadM19OG"Christ, turn off the light." https://t.co/Uh6HwxqTmrI can’t imagine giving a shit. https://t.co/cnMOaB3Nw3
Retweeted by sablerSome hoax https://t.co/cvVETx0ZDkNew Zoom background. https://t.co/04ix1sx0eb
Retweeted by sablerHeads up for folks in the USA; If you're not having a food emergency, please don't go to the grocery store on Apr… https://t.co/4kdqeYOtAY
Retweeted by sablerSo my Tiger King binge was interrupted by a text saying the CEO of MyPillow is now part of the presidential briefi… https://t.co/99cJb7btab
Retweeted by sablerThis is courageous. I hope history doesn't forget how many workers stepped up where others failed to. https://t.co/IIspqMLv7D
Retweeted by sablerEvery hotel in Vegas is completely empty right now. https://t.co/Tar4kjuSkl
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3/31
2020
Doesn't this man get exhausted from sucking his own dick every day? https://t.co/hdNY8poAh9 @MJMcKean @pattonoswalt @MeredthSalenger The movie doesn't count?Watch as Trump gets defensive about his statement questioning how many ventilators Cuomo really needs. Trump: When… https://t.co/c12yuuyATz
Retweeted by sabler @weaverXP You can always tell when Trump is being Trump and when his handlers have him sedated just enough that all… https://t.co/KiMWUJzkhM
3/30
2020
My brother died last night. Alone. His wife was not permitted to be with him. His daughters were kept from seeing h… https://t.co/SVbdvL8TUp
Retweeted by sablerA message from an ICU physician I know, posting with his permission 👇 https://t.co/o8bIRvnX2m
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Retweeted by sablerMy friend realised he had coronavirus and stayed at home to self-isolate. He was following the government's advice… https://t.co/MxOjtvQFYN
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3/29
2020
Hey, everyone, we're a few days out from the most bullshit April 1st of all time. Let's just not f'ing do it this year, okay?
Retweeted by sablerALERT 🚨 DOWNTOWN MANHATTAN! Our brave first responders/health care workers at NYU Langone need our assistance, if… https://t.co/jEjj50wG0m
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3/28
2020
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Retweeted by sablerYou wanted a reality show host as a president, well now you’re on Survivor.
Retweeted by sablerJust one of those days where I want to fucking scream.That we need to carefully re-examine this whole "Anybody can become President" thing. https://t.co/4eQa4lGKfjAs James Cameron puts it in the commentary: “See this helicopter going under a freeway overpass? That’s a helicopte… https://t.co/c6ySfluNn0
Retweeted by sablerMy sister & her family live in Manhattan. My sister is a frontline physician in a Manhattan hospital (an infectiou… https://t.co/KCE43opUAp
Retweeted by sablerReported US coronavirus cases: 3/1 89 3/2 105 3/3 125 3/4 159 3/5 227 3/6 331 3/7 444 3/8 564 3/9 728 3/10 1000 3/… https://t.co/yfglZ1EAIk
Retweeted by sablerDay 7 of quarantine: Burned my hand making grilled cheese and I don't even care #COVID2019Look who thinks he's still relevant https://t.co/rsfjA3vpVz
3/27
2020
I apparently fall into the gap that won't receive a stimulus check because I make more than $99,000 but less than United Airlines.
Retweeted by sablerThe protection you get from a $1200 direct payment during a global pandemic https://t.co/zvkXuXX5Ww
Retweeted by sablerTrump just went on a rant claiming the only reason medical experts and a bipartisan group of Members of Congress th… https://t.co/RRXFtKHzXq
Retweeted by sablerMessage from the President https://t.co/zo9EFZJ64vTom Waits for Uber Eats #StayHomeBandsThe Modern War Effort. Important messages from the United States Department of Sociopathic Oligarchy.… https://t.co/IWDNSweIVw
Retweeted by sabler @realDonaldTrump Well, if anyone knows "corrupt" and "fake," it's you.NBC and CNN producers say they're through airing Trump's virus pressers. “We might take it from the top and then cu… https://t.co/CRDde086lv
Retweeted by sabler @jeffreytumlin They really need something special this Labor Day.Trump refused to take the threat of the coronavirus seriously, now he won’t take responsibility as his administrati… https://t.co/8TwEq50RQp
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3/26
2020
@said_mitch https://t.co/CLep3JBWlXYou’re working from home asshole https://t.co/1Tg3MgnTxy
Retweeted by sablerTotal US coronavirus cases: 3/1: 89 3/2: 105 3/3: 125 3/4: 159 3/5: 227 3/6: 331 3/7: 444 3/8: 564 3/9: 728 3/10:… https://t.co/xoPRaO91uw
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3/25
2020
Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.
Retweeted by sablerIs there some sort of cash prize for the worst fucking take? https://t.co/6gpi1CiQ2V
Retweeted by sablerShare of workers at major corporations without paid sick leave: Sonic: 94% Applebee's: 89% Pizza Hut: 88% Burger K… https://t.co/sgYpyDGK61
Retweeted by sablerhi everyone in san diego my parents’ restaurant received a total of 13 customers yesterday and i truly don’t know… https://t.co/8azSs099gr
Retweeted by sablerIf Trump "re-opens America" at the end of this month it will be the single most dangerous thing he has done as pres… https://t.co/MNsu0W5sNb
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3/24
2020

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