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#metvlostinspace I would have killed Smith so many times over the years.#snl Jesus, this is a bad skit.#snl It took me a minute to recognize Kate!#LivePD Ugly tat. @ZippityZeus Lol.#LivePD I wonder if you dehydrate yourself, and inject urine up you urethra into you bladder , and take your drug t… https://t.co/OIGG3xcBS3#LivePD That guy is like: That chicken sandwich wasn't worth it!#LivePD At that point if I weren't going to answer the door, I would go take a long shower to block the noise.#LivePD Come to the door, we can't make you, but we will threaten to get you kicked out if you don't.#LivePD How much is the bribe, Comrade?#LivePD Methsom salt.#LivePD Please let there be a semi chase!#LivePD It's salt, lol.#Svengoolie His shirt is ripped, but not dirty.#Svengoolie That wasn't an ELE?#Svengoolie saw the wire pulling on him.#Svengoolie They could take the virtues of many women, yet they are willing to die for one, fools.#metvwonderwoman Did I miss something, doesn't she just have to get to any telephone?#metvwonderwoman Now the poor company is going to have to pay to fix the dozer.#metvwonderwoman You can see the squib burns.#metvwonderwoman Oh look, the blow torch works.#metvwonderwoman Damn Steve, it's not 2019, get a clue.
12/8
2019
#LivePD Lol, how does he always get in there?#LivePD Wasn't he on the other week?#LivePD Don't worry, she broke her neck after you left.#LivePD The neighbor was like, oh shit.#LivePD Yeah, he's not rubbing his hands. @Eddie_NYC Yep#allstartrek Poor Jake, always waiting for his dad, even in an alternate timeline.#allstartrek What kind of crap is that, Kira.#allstartrek He didn't take his ball. he's coming back.😉#allstartrek Starting on Sunday, a damaged Commander Sisko.#allstartrek The best love story, Odo, and Kira. @herbt56 Ha, that was on tonight. @Eddie_NYC Whoops, I got that one wrong sorry, I am a little out of it, I'm running a fever of 102.#allstartrek Even they don't want you, Winn. @Eddie_NYC Insurrection was in 1998, DS9 finale was 1999.#allstartrek I have a jello mold to fit into on my home world.#allstartrek Sloan is turning over in his grave.#LivePD He'll be licking it up later. @rawwdog99 @danabrams @OfficialLivePD He has to make his millions somehow.#LivePD It's white Himalayan salt.#LivePD Nice of them to leave the bathroom doors open. But why are the closed on a Friday night?#LivePD Cow is like: Land shark.#LivePD Not a bad looking place.#LivePD Younger than I thought.#LivePD He doesn't care. @David_A_Goodman @MTumarkin It's on a time delay, we would never see it.#LivePD Pretty late for nobody to be answering their doors.#LivePD As the suspect uses a fire ladder to go out the window.😉 @echo369ss There is a delay.#LivePD He must drive around a lot.
12/7
2019
#LSSC My neighborhood would have drones taking pics of the taint bathers. @SteveSpiffy I'm talking about the Dominion.#allstartrek At that point, why would they have any Cardassian with them?#allstartrek That's a deep basement.With the little yellow white ear piece. #allstartrek#allstartrek I always listened to my transistor radio when the electricity went out. @Mirror_Ayako I know. @Mirror_Ayako And that is the face she will make as she rides her mobility scooter in the other direction. #allstartrek#allstartrek You know her stamina, Dukat.🤢 #allstartrek @Mirror_Ayako Hopefully for her, not where it counts! @Mirror_Ayako Lol.#allstartrek You still don't, Worf.#allstartrek She loves her little man. @Mirror_Ayako Nice. @Mirror_Ayako How did they look in the bowl after you barfed?😉#allstartrek A little ginger might help.#allstartrek I guess he didn't give her an exam when she showed up on the station.#YoungSheldon What would Sheldon have done in the old days when they made kids swim naked sometimes?#YoungSheldon I wonder what Billy is doing these days, did he drown while looking up at the sky during a rain storm?#YoungSheldon Mothers little helper.#YoungSheldon Music slightly off key, we know why.😏#YoungSheldon He couldn't have been anybody else but Spock.😉#YoungSheldon Missy: Thank you Jesus, lol.#YoungSheldon Because George can't find a better wife than Mary, that's why, Georgie.#YoungSheldon How are chickens as friends?#YoungSheldon Hi neighbor, hi.#YoungSheldon Lol, aww.Have yet to get a satisfactory answer as to why we have United States Senators spewing Russian GRU propaganda talki… https://t.co/Z5idZkB9j7
Retweeted by SahHtownguys it's ok to cage kids and it's ok to take healthcare away from kids and it's ok to saddle kids with school lunc… https://t.co/AGOn2NXLJd
Retweeted by SahHtownIMO some people (MAGAts) don't realize how close to a dictatorship we are. We are at a tipping point. How much do… https://t.co/Ybkx6YWnMX
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12/6
2019
@Mirror_Ayako Lol, I know.#allstartrek It will be 1/4 Prophet.#allstartrek Watch out Rom, Brunt wants to give you Oomox!#allstartrek At least Quark never tried to kill Rom.Rush Limbaugh called Chelsea Clinton a dog on his radio show when she was twelve. MAGA laughed. Professor Karlan m… https://t.co/OeNaMnsXpi
Retweeted by SahHtownSending 14,000 troops to the Middle East even though Saudi Arabia has the 4th largest defense budget? It doesn’t ad… https://t.co/SBBgj3UMPQ
Retweeted by SahHtownImagine if your town had a crime problem and your police chief asked the mayor for money to hire more cops. Now, wh… https://t.co/56fZ053gaj
Retweeted by SahHtownBREAKING: The Democratic Coalition just filed another House Ethics complaint against GOP Rep. Devin Nunes, for conf… https://t.co/z5trENTpnV
Retweeted by SahHtown.@RepJerryNadler did an excellent job running a fair, substantive and important hearing. Our report found Trump wi… https://t.co/xas8Jvnt67
Retweeted by SahHtown#thegoldbergs Will Rick and Morty show up?
12/5
2019
@mirrorborg @Mirror_Ayako At least she didn't forsake you.#allstartrek Since there is no money in the federation, I guess everyone gets a primo apartment like Harry?#allstartrek I think 5 seconds of pain was worth it. @Mirror_Ayako She will wonder how much Latinum insurance he bought.#allstartrek The should have ordered Nanoprobes from the Amazon Seven Of Nine store. @Mirror_Ayako And Julian should expect Sloan would have a suicide pill.#allstartrek Hello, again again, Sloan.
12/4
2019

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