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Retweeted by TV's Grunkle Mary - CLIP SHOW HOLIDAY SPECIALWhile watching "The Masked Singer" I'm reminded of how claustrophobic Mickey Rourke is. So much so, that while film… https://t.co/6j7TD8lzyn
Retweeted by TV's Grunkle Mary - CLIP SHOW HOLIDAY SPECIALO.o o.O O.O https://t.co/1WPEfhHV1L
Retweeted by TV's Grunkle Mary - CLIP SHOW HOLIDAY SPECIAL @NinjitsuPrincss @RiffTrax https://t.co/AEbDBAQWhS @charlieowen4 IMAGINE what the book would look like if Fair Use wasn't a thing. I walked to this place. I looked l… https://t.co/pntumlwgiqhttps://t.co/jK1owsD4mA https://t.co/jdi7X45z6FI am not looking forward to all the "lose that quarantine weight" New Year bullshit that's about to drop, so here's… https://t.co/2tn02mRA8o
Retweeted by TV's Grunkle Mary - CLIP SHOW HOLIDAY SPECIALI’d like to think I know a little something about Twitter threads and this is the best one I’ve ever seen. https://t.co/reXTmYCuw4
Retweeted by TV's Grunkle Mary - CLIP SHOW HOLIDAY SPECIALImagine hearing "Lord of the Rings is excellent representation of European cultures." That's how weird it is when p… https://t.co/dSaUwdoAh7
Retweeted by TV's Grunkle Mary - CLIP SHOW HOLIDAY SPECIAL @NinjitsuPrincss @RiffTrax Only TRUE FANS or Star Wars AND Christmas know every line of Ackmena's song. @JasonMB As a former parade performer, I can say he's keeping his cape from getting dirty because he has 5 more mil… https://t.co/a3f9wJijsuHulk came out like emerging from an edibles nap. Waved to his fans like a parade Queen. God, my inner child loves… https://t.co/0MmVaMDLXG @danagould Did anyone come by and whack your knee with a drink cart? Give us your phone number so we can call you… https://t.co/qs2L5ubvDbI really miss being on airplanes, so today I had some tiny pretzels and watched Wonder Woman.
Retweeted by TV's Grunkle Mary - CLIP SHOW HOLIDAY SPECIALThis is what James Cameron insists all of the comic book movies are like. I love how DareDevil shows up like Johnn… https://t.co/OOmHRcHHv1Graphic Recommendations https://t.co/TgWDT3YCYp
Retweeted by TV's Grunkle Mary - CLIP SHOW HOLIDAY SPECIALPardon THIS: https://t.co/x9S0WvXn3k
Retweeted by TV's Grunkle Mary - CLIP SHOW HOLIDAY SPECIAL @HamillHimself IT'S A LIFE DAY MIRACLEunicorns are for young girls https://t.co/jtVo14Mg9E
Retweeted by TV's Grunkle Mary - CLIP SHOW HOLIDAY SPECIAL @michaelharriot Speed and most John Hughes movies. We just got through watching every single James Bond movie and… https://t.co/XG4GtyTFEn @capnmochi We should collectively write Ready Player 3. Get everyone on Twitter to just go HAM on pop culture refer… https://t.co/tgfqbrYtQ7"Saved by the Bell is back, but it has a whole new vibe." - @atomicwick 'Saved by the Bell' premieres on Peacock… https://t.co/Nkp7HiX92y
Retweeted by TV's Grunkle Mary - CLIP SHOW HOLIDAY SPECIALIt's beginning to look a lot like Cristmas!❄️ We're giving away our new Frosted Metals Collection Set to 5 lucky Tw… https://t.co/SCrjvUkSLI
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11/26
2020
@capnmochi "I breathed a sigh of relief like President Scroob breathes in that canned air in the 1987 classic Space… https://t.co/cj0hHvObEVLet’s all do our part this Thanksgiving to keep people safe and healthy. Celebrate virtually, if you can. Wear a ma… https://t.co/S1r3G3ooRa
Retweeted by TV's Grunkle Mary - CLIP SHOW HOLIDAY SPECIAL"This a recipe that my Granny passed down to me" in the 1980s usually meant "Granny could stretch a ration book for… https://t.co/odwFmryPAjLots of people moving here from landlocked states bearing gifts of regional foods that makes Kool Aide pickles soun… https://t.co/oos1jwRq5cIn my experience, this was always made by Navy wives and Mormon women who had no idea how to boil water without bur… https://t.co/rXpxOFqa7ZOK SO Growing up in a heavy Navy county with a huge church population, I ate these often without knowing what the… https://t.co/qRITbksZtGgracie catches falling snowflakes with her tongue ❄ (jukin copyright management) https://t.co/uQYh79tNRk
Retweeted by TV's Grunkle Mary - CLIP SHOW HOLIDAY SPECIAL @timleftwich "HOLY FUCK. YOU'RE A TALKING BEAR. OMG. OKAY. So...do you, like, know Winnie the Pooh? That dude is a fucking guru."Snow White looks high as shit. "Hey. Alice. Hey. I'm all for talking to animals and having them clean my house & s… https://t.co/ippsxuCmSE @GuyHutchinson https://t.co/Help8g5KeX @Karnythia @jfrobailey These people always say "play stupid games, win stupid prizes"...I had no idea it was their life motto. @smallspades Me: I'm not going to have any cannabis tonight. Things aren't that bad. *Things get remotely disappoi… https://t.co/vjf1hb1Dpk @clastowka We can write our own horrible wish-fulfillment pop culture paragraphs...with balckjack and hookers. #ReadyPlayer3 @HistoryMuppet https://t.co/ViXE3tC0J3
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Retweeted by TV's Grunkle Mary - CLIP SHOW HOLIDAY SPECIALWe're excited to announce our upcoming online event to celebrate the new book from @abramsbooks & @marvel, "X-Men:… https://t.co/PAlpIINw4s
Retweeted by TV's Grunkle Mary - CLIP SHOW HOLIDAY SPECIALIt is my Great Honor to announce that Grand Moff Tarkin has been granted a Full Pardon. He only blew up ONE planet!… https://t.co/P9wbTo4Qmk
Retweeted by TV's Grunkle Mary - CLIP SHOW HOLIDAY SPECIALCan we canonically name Santa's sleigh "Porkchop Express"? I know that's adding another movie, but this is what I w… https://t.co/EevFWfxtDD @HARVEYGUILLEN But this place has a much better view than a stinky ol' gym!https://t.co/MQTrkhMqbt I get knocked down 😵😵😵 and PICKITUP again 🕴🏾🕺🏾💃🏿 you’re never gonna keep me down 👊🏾 👊🏾 👊🏾 https://t.co/YhL4yPLCRe
Retweeted by TV's Grunkle Mary - CLIP SHOW HOLIDAY SPECIALAKA: "Tired man in vibrant shirt shoots 38 takes to deliver :60 message on store deals." "Excited man agrees to… https://t.co/XunnSg9Uwp
Retweeted by TV's Grunkle Mary - CLIP SHOW HOLIDAY SPECIALPeople whining about "how can they miss a holiday?!?!?" I want you to know that no one in the service industry, m… https://t.co/jqQNr7Sn2s
Retweeted by TV's Grunkle Mary - CLIP SHOW HOLIDAY SPECIALLET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOO https://t.co/hXO3j3J6BqHow much is $1 billion dollars? This thread has good comparisons on the sheer magnitude of billion vs. million. 🧵 https://t.co/blFPVSDmhP
Retweeted by TV's Grunkle Mary - CLIP SHOW HOLIDAY SPECIALLinkedIn is FULL of these. My favorite are the little offices asking for entry level Customer Service Wizard with 1… https://t.co/YAI7hld8XEthis country is so fucked up https://t.co/83DYTrFVgj
Retweeted by TV's Grunkle Mary - CLIP SHOW HOLIDAY SPECIALBoosting this. Donate if you can. https://t.co/Cxz8hORsgm
Retweeted by TV's Grunkle Mary - CLIP SHOW HOLIDAY SPECIALStargate locked! The classic sci-fi series Stargate: SG1 is coming to Netflix on December 1st. https://t.co/NLfNKiRG79
Retweeted by TV's Grunkle Mary - CLIP SHOW HOLIDAY SPECIALI may not recall a lot of things, but this? This is forever seared in my brain... https://t.co/DelMXSy28m
Retweeted by TV's Grunkle Mary - CLIP SHOW HOLIDAY SPECIAL @Todd_Spence Dave's not here, man...Dionne Warwick getting on Twitter has been the best thing https://t.co/o00T3Fuove
Retweeted by TV's Grunkle Mary - CLIP SHOW HOLIDAY SPECIALIt seems the folks at Parler don't really know what they're doing. Why am I not surprised? 🤔😂 #ParlerHacked https://t.co/8vSys3rpOV
Retweeted by TV's Grunkle Mary - CLIP SHOW HOLIDAY SPECIAL @KempoB OH. MY. GOD. I HOPE THAT IS TRUE https://t.co/G0KgEKHE47There's rumors going around that people entered their SSN to access certain features of the site... I'm not about… https://t.co/6G46UzxBH4Hack that shit into oblivion. https://t.co/ieLq5E2jr2 https://t.co/X4pUFLoQOg @Schraver_M Spotify is on to us. My playlist just repeated a The Cure song that had played an hour ago...on my 16 hour long playlist. XD @MikeGalok My family dog Boomer loved playing with toys and balls as long as they didn't squeak. She was so gentle… https://t.co/6ELklycAJ3 @Pockets__ ahahahaha!Okay, U.S. Let's fucking do this. https://t.co/dAxgAdsyQq
11/25
2020
Paul R. Williams, architect of some of the grandest homes in Hollywood & iconic buildings in L.A., learned to draw… https://t.co/bZRqfcSzRh
Retweeted by TV's Grunkle Mary - CLIP SHOW HOLIDAY SPECIALI watched a movie last night called A Gnome Named Gnorm (1990) and I cannot stress enough that I did not edit this… https://t.co/g61d3lgjf2
Retweeted by TV's Grunkle Mary - CLIP SHOW HOLIDAY SPECIALThe stock market is a measure of big corporations’ confidence and profit. Not the livelihoods of working people. T… https://t.co/xoTnVg3C7G
Retweeted by TV's Grunkle Mary - CLIP SHOW HOLIDAY SPECIAL @IlhanMN The stock market is astrology for rich people.
Retweeted by TV's Grunkle Mary - CLIP SHOW HOLIDAY SPECIALhttps://t.co/0mvUE15C3L https://t.co/xihMnxAn0K @BradCHodson @NewsfromScience They didn't even read the book XD @DisneyDan https://t.co/X66Wz0qAL7The fact Goofy's 60th Anniversary 'The World According To Goofy' parade wasn't shipped to WDW and turned into a min… https://t.co/9x7ohZFsDN
Retweeted by TV's Grunkle Mary - CLIP SHOW HOLIDAY SPECIALI hereby release you all from making anything from scratch this year. Break out the pre-made pie crust, or the whol… https://t.co/7MAygzMqNp
Retweeted by TV's Grunkle Mary - CLIP SHOW HOLIDAY SPECIAL @codexrau I mean... https://t.co/pbISiv0NH4Play games that make you happy to play them.
Retweeted by TV's Grunkle Mary - CLIP SHOW HOLIDAY SPECIALThe Monkees are reunited at The Greek Theatre, Los Angeles, in September 1986. "Having the four of us together on s… https://t.co/xfYze5PlTW
Retweeted by TV's Grunkle Mary - CLIP SHOW HOLIDAY SPECIALWhy demand that schools be open at this time? It's not like you all value intelligence, education, or experience. Y… https://t.co/w6CsefUMemIt’s up to the next generation of heroes to defend Eternia against the forces of evil. Are you ready to pass the sw… https://t.co/cTCnXClnsl
Retweeted by TV's Grunkle Mary - CLIP SHOW HOLIDAY SPECIALI can't take anymore complaints, vents, or crying fits today. My calendar is full. My spoons are gone. @Shadowsflame @craZboy87 @smallspades *cries* I miss you all so much @the_scarby @HoldThatGhost @chump_dick They paved that park over and so the Elder Gods are READYBenedict the Dragon! He was so fun to design! Here are some early concepts and my final turns, as well as construct… https://t.co/ri2FruSB50
Retweeted by TV's Grunkle Mary - CLIP SHOW HOLIDAY SPECIAL @PTBarpun Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadies... https://t.co/jrFQHjVMHg @HoldThatGhost @chump_dick Haunted Mansion ghosts like to retire in places other than Florida, so Disney needs repl… https://t.co/gol6E9YufzThis is grim. Learn photoshop and shop Santa into the photo. Don't risk your children's health for 5 minutes of pl… https://t.co/UKxoYJ0rnmhttps://t.co/SwxvfRekFC
Retweeted by TV's Grunkle Mary - CLIP SHOW HOLIDAY SPECIAL @WillowfieIds I have so many other games and activities. Not worried about the wait ^_^ Good things are worth waiting for! @BlueTeam_GT I enjoyed my 1st read thru. I also got the audiobook. No offense to Wheaton, the audiobook is "guy man… https://t.co/6fjTXfJov5 @User_Hostile We've ALL done this. Anyone who has had a Tumblr or Livejournal account, every sleepover, every comi… https://t.co/FYLtGqQZlh @patrickcentral @oogmar OOOOooooffffff! XD I want to do a group reading of this trash. I am SHOCKED that Wade didn… https://t.co/wWQvOYFpfG @AmazonDagny I ain't afraid of no fan boys https://t.co/3J8OBO41QMEverything's fine. I'm just trying to squeeze every ounce of happiness in a 24 hour period. And eating my feelings… https://t.co/STnTwJnNsDI can't wait to tell my therapist about how & why I played Star Wars: The Old Republic and ate jalapeno poppers at… https://t.co/Qsslrn8DQx @oddlittleduck IT'S SO PRETTY OMG I'm tired of every expansion being "Yo hero. All our demigods are too weak to fig… https://t.co/NU30yJQUlo @oogmar Ready Player 1 and 2 are the Footloose for socially awkward white guys who can't dance and blame all of the… https://t.co/elyAn15WAJMe: Wow. How many 80s pop culture references can one human man mention in a single typed page? Ernest Christy Clin… https://t.co/Fjxwuvhg9N @oogmar Wade and Cline both seem like people who say LOL in spoken conversation. @oogmar I want to turn it into an over-the-top radio playBruce Boynton died today. A lot of people don't know his name but he is evidence of how recent slavery was. It's… https://t.co/IXK17MHtsq
Retweeted by TV's Grunkle Mary - CLIP SHOW HOLIDAY SPECIAL @oogmar I liked the premise of the book, but I got more and more pissed at it as I read on. Not ashamed to say that… https://t.co/zpxk4s2wIcAgain, I say to thee. BUCKLE THE FUCK UP Ready Player 2 is like The Wizard and Fight Club got all Cronenberg-ed an… https://t.co/GWNvKDRFfhThere are not many left in the industry who understand—in the deepest ways possible—the alchemies and neuroscience… https://t.co/kAX7kXm4dR
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11/24
2020

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