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All things porcine. Our limited edition Letterpress book is out. Buy a copy https://t.co/3RXTwFSlg9… Plus lots of other fine items. He/him.

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Hmmm, if my latest gig doesn’t work out… https://t.co/wH2wPo1mBf“O! there is a land, as I hear say Where landlords none there be! O! Heavens! might I that happy land Before I die… https://t.co/kX4480zs5z
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7/2
2020
Oldie but definitely goodie. https://t.co/5So8jcGpld @eatcookexplore_ I know; gripping stuff :) @eatcookexplore_ It turns out this story (sadly) may be a fake… https://t.co/YQRZnOOTCCIt’s a weird feeling. It’s like the time I said I hated Pizza Hut. Then as the years went by they downgraded the pr… https://t.co/EBofpdM0bt
Retweeted by Salute The Pig, by Chris Bulow 🐖 🔪 🥓 🥪Along with all this wonder, I also learned that one out of their eight legs serves as a copulatory organ…… https://t.co/72W1oAiMwdTell me more… https://t.co/RFPO0FyuaJ @nicmillerstale Yup! Carry on, as you were. @nicmillerstale Apparently only a problem if you grind up the pits into a paste AND eat several hundred of them…Love this letter to the latest Private Eye, refuting the myth that goldfish (even recycled goldfish) are amnesiacs: https://t.co/POKNjVuOWt
Retweeted by Salute The Pig, by Chris Bulow 🐖 🔪 🥓 🥪Oh, well done! https://t.co/u0gFQ9UDPlSiri, show me what happens when Fractal Wrongness and Failing To Read The Room have a love child. https://t.co/szIw5sM9nI
Retweeted by Salute The Pig, by Chris Bulow 🐖 🔪 🥓 🥪Smart, engaging tour of the ecotopes of the M25, with a pitstop at JG Ballard's former home. Up on iPlayer now. https://t.co/rR3BJUds8Y
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7/1
2020
Hey Nic, seen this? @nicmillerstale https://t.co/5c0g4YAf9bDear @waitrose I would happily work with you to create proper Gujarati ‘shak’ recipes. Please don’t mislead your cu… https://t.co/TRmhQfutw5
Retweeted by Salute The Pig, by Chris Bulow 🐖 🔪 🥓 🥪 @Mangal2 Man, bottle that shit. Sell it online. Make millions. Retire. Send me a bottle for the idea. Job done.Much like the pandemic, this vintage store warning sign escalated quickly https://t.co/wm9LMVw7Dx
Retweeted by Salute The Pig, by Chris Bulow 🐖 🔪 🥓 🥪This thread :) https://t.co/CfzPp4KNEHNow this is going to be a great read. Congrats! https://t.co/0Dlu2cz6axThe only clapping they deserve is into irons, as they’re loaded onto the tumbrils, ready for their final meeting wi… https://t.co/nWI7D9wBu8What part of ‘die in a fire’ don’t they understand? https://t.co/bL2rH0UpL3 @GasheadAu You are very welcome :)If you’re not reading these fine pieces by Tim, I have to ask why not? Get to it people! Stat! https://t.co/oCwm6mC2JZYou may supply your own narrative. https://t.co/A4xwFONRL7
Retweeted by Salute The Pig, by Chris Bulow 🐖 🔪 🥓 🥪 @dhmorton @PunxUK I agree on the former point; but will fully embrace the opportunity to be taken to court. @nicmillerstale Gracias! @nicmillerstale Were I still in possession of my own said item, I would hand it over for this as well.Clear enough I hope? Thanks to @punxUK. https://t.co/lITHNgwWrN @lisadurbin Seen this one as well? https://t.co/fpXynMixvP @KateForbesMSP @R_McCormack The New Deal expenditure was approx. 40% of 1929 US GDP. So not even in the same ball-park.
6/30
2020
An unfortunate byproduct of the popularity of the "Karen" descriptor is that a well-meaning reader just emailed me… https://t.co/RNyABhwTAb
Retweeted by Salute The Pig, by Chris Bulow 🐖 🔪 🥓 🥪 @JLewisland They also made them wear suits & ties. Even in the hottest weather. You could see them radiating from a kilometre off… @JLewisland Not sure of the name but there was an infamous, scammy, real-estate company based out of Marbella but s… https://t.co/SAHnCMjmhoUs. https://t.co/hqovNurqPyProject… https://t.co/qjSly5C6MN @ChefVGDP Found this piece https://t.co/T9OWMZiHWsThat was always where I wanted to live. https://t.co/Ks35yHrzCK
6/29
2020
@thedailybeast @streetgourmetla My concern is that we all laugh at the stupidity highlighted by this (great gig) of… https://t.co/vMApDzpBZ7 @coquus69 Strong look. @ChefVGDP Yes, there’s only a very limited coupe of scenarios where this type of action is allowed. This, for sure,… https://t.co/Id8FQpFxmTMy students are reading the description of the Black Death from Boccaccio’s Decameron next week, and I gotta say, t… https://t.co/gXNvVwZ8W2
Retweeted by Salute The Pig, by Chris Bulow 🐖 🔪 🥓 🥪 @1999Smallhold This is what we followed. https://t.co/w324iDaPrpI FOUND THE PUB!!!! https://t.co/2WXD5Dsv0B https://t.co/t5lPvWHeaV
Retweeted by Salute The Pig, by Chris Bulow 🐖 🔪 🥓 🥪 @ChefVGDP I saw that after a huge (rigorous) outcry, this later got taken down as everyone pointed out that it’s co… https://t.co/3fa6YE7MDz @eatcookexplore_ @RoadsKingdoms @thornburgh For sure. My only regret is that we have nothing like them anywhere clo… https://t.co/FejfNtmgu9In defence of ‘wet markets’. tl;dr? They’re not and never were the problem. Fascinating @RoadsKingdoms podcast via… https://t.co/NoZZw98xhfDon’t be this cunt, when UK places re-open. That’s all. https://t.co/WGTOQ24aJz @GasheadAu Prep work for shipping out food.Mmmmmm. https://t.co/YfsynEe3Hi
6/28
2020
The Coren-Slater scale as we call it https://t.co/l6wtNFhVB7
Retweeted by Salute The Pig, by Chris Bulow 🐖 🔪 🥓 🥪When you are so contemptuous of the public that you don’t even bother hiding who’s really leading the pack… https://t.co/aW7PjrBQC9 @Mangal2 Yes. @GuerrillaKitch Thanks!After an email gets send out by the Department that there are leftovers in the kitchen https://t.co/J1rtC6Or1u
Retweeted by Salute The Pig, by Chris Bulow 🐖 🔪 🥓 🥪 @Kinsellas @carolecadwalla Yes, but that was at one of those dungeon parties… @GuerrillaKitch It’s from this clickable link in the Twitter profile? https://t.co/2chQtgrnRhFrom steak tartare to The Bastille & tumbrils… @thomeagle’s Roman Candle of ideas again. https://t.co/7LRcZTsLv3—H… https://t.co/hA0hplq27hJohn Bolton’s new book reveals that Trump thought Finland was under Russian control. Finnish Prime Minister Sanna M… https://t.co/WycVWrIbkf
Retweeted by Salute The Pig, by Chris Bulow 🐖 🔪 🥓 🥪How did I miss this intrepid reporting on the George Floyd protests from the Thai Enquirer? “Unrest and protests c… https://t.co/oZswAsDQns
Retweeted by Salute The Pig, by Chris Bulow 🐖 🔪 🥓 🥪 @PriyamvadaGopal @demarionunn @DailyMailUK @JolyonMaugham posted excerpts just now so may be able to help in locating that. @GuerrillaKitch I’m seeing this just now… https://t.co/S6wkfS9bEiI give up, I can't hold it in any longer: a Roman restaurant serving wild boar and hummingbird's tongues, called "Casus Belly."
Retweeted by Salute The Pig, by Chris Bulow 🐖 🔪 🥓 🥪 @lithub @irinibus This reminds me of the inimitable @xkcdComic’s take on this… https://t.co/uiGHGc98HFThe word "muse" was invented to not pay women for ideas right?
Retweeted by Salute The Pig, by Chris Bulow 🐖 🔪 🥓 🥪 @SethLSanders @irinibus @thomeagle You could say that marinades are included (at least in spirit). But it’s far broader than that. @irinibus @thomeagle You won’t regret buying it. Or his earlier one “First, Catch”. Thom has a very distinctive voice & style.A rainy Summer morning seems a good moment to start @thomeagle’s latest delight. https://t.co/iqFIjwLpCDIf you want to know what’s fashionable in Tokyo right now, this is in a vintage shop https://t.co/OzOnQimyRj
Retweeted by Salute The Pig, by Chris Bulow 🐖 🔪 🥓 🥪John Major on @bbcr4 seems unable to work out how we now have so many rough sleepers, something that he says starte… https://t.co/F5HFghgdn7
6/27
2020
It’s all of us. Whether a writer or not. https://t.co/KVgv1MyR2o @AnnaSulan @SejalSukhadwala Happy to help register/host domains if that’s of any use?these were the same fucking day https://t.co/nqXySaumAM
Retweeted by Salute The Pig, by Chris Bulow 🐖 🔪 🥓 🥪If you'll do whatever it takes to save fertilised eggs but refuse to wear some cloth over your face to save a human… https://t.co/ABwaMoU1fGNow *that’s* cheering news from @Asma_KhanLDN. https://t.co/GpEkZ56ciePerhaps if we quickly renamed all our theatres after slave traders the cabinet would be urgently finding ways to sa… https://t.co/Bw2QaRRhrs
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6/26
2020
@CabritoGoatMeat @joewarwick @AndyLynes https://t.co/EFLFCDrmMe pretty much sums up that she was right.Should people on the right who don’t agree with the right of many people on the left to be alive or have free speec… https://t.co/tvdzyxgf9Y
Retweeted by Salute The Pig, by Chris Bulow 🐖 🔪 🥓 🥪 @BoneDaddiesLDN @ToastAle without a doubt. Ethical, saving bread going to waste, great beer. What’s not to like?ThermaPen he not lie… https://t.co/laFj50JJFcSanity. Good news. https://t.co/I7KTVGXL2YI’m changing my name to Ink Drinker. https://t.co/RrtETmBhvx @nicmillerstale Saw that picture & realised how many of the — interesting, useful, insightful, human — old recipe/c… https://t.co/ThNISCWE0p
6/25
2020
I am now this very age group. Available* for long, lazy, food & alcohol heavy, countryside day-trips. [* not yet,… https://t.co/mnLJrcqmmf @eatcookexplore_ The Xiaomi range are good spec & value. This one — Redmi Note 9S — isn’t bad at all. Or a Realme 6.A mutiny began in the U.S. Army #OTD 1943 in Bamber Bridge, Lancs after U.S. Military Police attempted to arrest bl… https://t.co/k6dCh5qhp0
Retweeted by Salute The Pig, by Chris Bulow 🐖 🔪 🥓 🥪 @SejalSukhadwala @rebeccamjohnson Can I add a further heartfelt YES to that suggestion…My @KuprosDairy delivery is arriving tomorrow; finest kind. Anglum FTW https://t.co/JPG6BYafUL https://t.co/sDLsMrhuxg @thomeagle But, to be fair, a WIDE variety of cucumber styles, colours & shapes. @Mangal2 Downside is that it then gets added to a govt. database. Which means Cummings, Cambridge Analytica & all p… https://t.co/6qEN9Nt1VrChildhood concerns were a little different back in 1908 https://t.co/fMdQAFzz8h
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6/24
2020
@eatcookexplore_ @SejalSukhadwala Gotta say, all that sounds totally bloody stunning.US We have the dumbest covid response UK Hold my beer US Hold my bleach UK Hold my horse race US Hold my spring… https://t.co/fXHYWBX6x9
Retweeted by Salute The Pig, by Chris Bulow 🐖 🔪 🥓 🥪 @dhmorton No, the bodies he’s stepped on in his crazed rush for the brass ring have been pushed down into the shit;… https://t.co/dHmMYwWSTC @dhmorton Unless by blocking the outlet, it all backs up and they drown in a lake of shit.Just catching up and got to here; to hear this. Fantastic news! Really looking forward to this one. https://t.co/VgcX4WsBDR
6/23
2020

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