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I already can’t wait to go home and do absolutely nothing
10/13
2020
@elig95 Yeah afterwards 😂
10/7
2020
This really be me eating fries when I’m drunk 🥴 https://t.co/BLJIqZAAay
10/5
2020
ME https://t.co/UanOToJ2jO
10/2
2020
Sunday’s were made for cookouts, football, drinking and most importantly tejano music 😛
9/28
2020
When someone hasn’t seen you in a month and their first words are “damn you’ve lost more weight” thanks for noticing ah :’)
9/25
2020
my face when they point the temperature gun at me to take my temperature..... https://t.co/aDU9SUoPkr
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9/22
2020
@cellyywellyyy Finally :’)
9/15
2020
I love the sound of pouring rain
9/13
2020
@KeannaRenee22 Nothing compares to the old oneI can’t wait to listen to Frank Sinatra Christmas albums 🥺
9/9
2020
Why do I love tejano music so much
9/6
2020
@cellyywellyyy baby sis, you’re more than enough!
9/2
2020
trust in something bigger than me
8/10
2020
I AM DYING https://t.co/CFkt0eJym1
8/6
2020
@cellyywellyyy You would charge him like 2k a popJudith and I just had a conversation with Manu Ginobili over our pugs 😭😭😭 we’re fangirling so hard
7/25
2020
@kristagmartinez @idcgws .... I think I am, sorry @lizEB11 :/Ooo sounded a lil depressing.. swear it’s not 😂So done with this version of myself. Time for a change
7/24
2020
@kristagmartinez That coworker lied
7/23
2020
@cellyywellyyy I still got till the end of the year.. @cellyywellyyy .... both 😅 @elig95 It was a Lamborghini this timeOver spoiled myself today 🥴
7/21
2020
I had someone tell me I fell off, ooh I needed that
7/20
2020
sitting outside drinking a beer with my old man listening to corridos is number 1 thing to do in my life.
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7/17
2020
@ilianaguzmann Imy!!! Come to SA soon 🥺When you go around town and don’t find a single variety pack #2 😣 https://t.co/TiaWZ9HKIz
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7/16
2020
Seeing my parents dance tejano in the living room makes me wanna cry.. goals 😭
7/14
2020
my dog waking me up at 5 in the morning to go outside.. that ain’t it chief
7/13
2020
@KeannaRenee22 me with white claws
7/12
2020
Harry Potter marathon and alcohol @cellyywellyyy I’m always down cula girl @cellyywellyyy let’s go
7/11
2020
Duelo type of night
7/9
2020
currently having a love/hate relationship with my freckles 🥴
7/7
2020
Nothing is more 4th of July than this scene from the Sandlot https://t.co/cQ876saKDo
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7/4
2020
If y’all see me drinking during this 4th of July weekend just know that I drink every weekend and I’m not celebrati… https://t.co/DX7HaAALJW
Retweeted by Samantha LynnIs it really that easy to just pack up and leave to the next town.. asking for a friend 🤔
7/1
2020
Sometimes dogs should not bark at 4 o’clock in the morning 😂🥴 https://t.co/NCLqdQQR0B
6/29
2020
Why does my dog have to snore like a 70 yr old man
6/28
2020
Greg Abbott is having to shut Texas back down because he was too arrogant to listen to scientists and public health… https://t.co/WK7tKFYvDg
Retweeted by Samantha Lynn @cellyywellyyy Tomorrow, you ain’t down @cellyywellyyy Come drink with me wei 😂
6/27
2020
me waiting for 2020 to end 😂 https://t.co/qYauKsdMlZ
Retweeted by Samantha LynnInsomnia has really been kicking my ass lately
6/23
2020
Music videos have become my life
6/18
2020
buena vibra
6/16
2020
I swear today is my last day of pendejadas, I’ll get my shit together tomorrow 😂
6/14
2020
last night I had large McDonald’s fries, and I don’t regret it one bit
6/12
2020
@KeannaRenee22 Bro this case
6/4
2020
@kristagmartinez ByeJimmy Gonzalez will never compare
6/2
2020
@cellyywellyyy Trust me when you work where I work.. you freaking need it 😂2 weeks of vacation starts tomorrow.. someone put a cold drink in my hand 😋
5/28
2020
Cold water > Room temperature water
Retweeted by Samantha Lynn @RJ_Ruiz3 Only real ones know this
5/27
2020
Diosito must be moving around some furniture tonight
5/26
2020
Man, I need a drinkTime to binge watch Grey’s and cuddle with Theo 🐶
5/23
2020
my plans 2020 https://t.co/cGNBRkgoqX
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5/22
2020
Soul Surfer has me bawling rn 😭
5/21
2020
Idk how I lost 10 pounds in 2 weeks, but I’m here for it 😛Intocable be hitting right now
5/17
2020
I love the sound of pouring rain
5/12
2020
no one love you like your mother can
5/4
2020
Jimmy Gonzalez slaps ! Don’t @ me
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5/3
2020
Texas opening up while corona virus cases continue to rise: https://t.co/nJDFhxjqT1
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4/30
2020
Magaly: I know we shouldn’t have any regrets but... wei I have a lotnobody: not even God himself: Iris: *plays Lonely by Akon* “This is Magaly’s song” 😂😂 @Alyhdz6 RFTSomeone teach me how to only drink 2 glasses of wine at night and not the whole 2 bottles😢
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4/29
2020
Extra lazy day for me today
4/27
2020
I feel like I’ve drank for 739 days in a row
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4/26
2020
Vanessa Bryant’s video on IG https://t.co/hqAXcVyvO2
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4/20
2020
@ryreyess @cellyywellyyy @virussaladbar Pos caile 😜🍻Day 32 of quarantine: https://t.co/r1bIkUnGLH
4/17
2020
@pulte $SamanthaBentancourt #BailoutHumans
4/15
2020
@_lluviagom Crying 😭😭😭
4/11
2020
@magalyguzman07 @johnnyyeahhdz @gleslie14 @judithGlz10 We ain’t ever flaking again 😂😂
4/10
2020
@gleslie14 Pos he can’t hear it wei
4/7
2020
@lizEB11 @virussaladbar I’ll beat ur ass Lizzy @virussaladbar Love you essential hoe 💕
4/6
2020
Update: currently missing Bar Louie
4/1
2020
@moniflores55 Idk if it’s an ep thing or what, but when I call them flaming hots people look at me like I’m crazy lmao
3/30
2020
@pulte $SamanthaBentancourt
3/27
2020
#MyCovidStory It's all fun and games until somebody you know passes away We need to take this thing seriously
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3/24
2020
@cellyywellyyy Come back
3/23
2020
$SamanthaBentancourt https://t.co/QRsIZEnzRr
3/20
2020
@fLfgetsyeaoman $SamanthaBentancourt 😬
3/19
2020
@paulguynj @bryanb82 @MattressFirm @fivebelow No they don’t carry toilet paper. @magalyguzman07 @damnkeera Bro if that ain’t the truth lmaoI’m a Dr. I’m about to separate from my family within my home for ?? months. So that I can keeping treating you… https://t.co/pKyltCLbu2
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3/18
2020
festivals: cancelled nba: cancelled my work: see you tomorrow
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3/13
2020
@kristagmartinez Lizzy
2/26
2020
"They got caught. All the rest of us, we didn't get caught." - Former San Francisco Giants great Will Clark on the… https://t.co/4Dd9BWOe5T
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2/21
2020

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