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Sam Fishell @SamFishell los angeles, ca

writer // host of the devil's mess // A+ teammate grade

979 Following   1,486 Followers   2,944 Tweets

Joined Twitter 3/2/11


@kelkreft i'm sorry
7/14
2020
Interesting announcement about pickles https://t.co/xqkFCihK7p
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7/13
2020
@alexnjacobs @emilyolcott and then i called you after that and you didn't answer a second time. happy birthday @alexnjacobs i tried to call you but you didn’t answer
7/12
2020
@thedavidcrosby can you share some of the words mr. crosby @Chazraps thank you for asking. for the 10th consecutive year, the song of the summer is the baha men's version of… https://t.co/0Nkt5JCPWki bet the person who coined the phrase "coin the phrase" had a hard time explaining what they'd just done
7/11
2020
@SarahSquirm From The Twisted Mind Of Ryan Reynolds
7/9
2020
@wyattfair wyatt do you know what the word should means @matthewghays ✅ smokes a pack a day ❌ oh wait that’s me, but anyway @danjperlman oh got it, that explains itquick update: in the last 24 hours, there have been an additional 2 million views and 3 new likes https://t.co/jq3QkqoPiY
7/8
2020
@AlecKhan 4? @wyattfair this definitely hit a lot harder for me as an adult, when i understood the rules of blackjack. when i wa… https://t.co/CcgKMEaZuqit's 11:32pm, the perfect time to revisit the blackjack scene from austin powers https://t.co/OwA40k8Fkg
7/7
2020
@zachbdunn Zach if you’d actually watched the video you’d know it’s IMPOSSIBLE not to have an opinion on it @mattmazany maybe the 37 people who liked this video watched it 100,000+ times each5 million views 37 likes completely normal numbers from the quibi youtube channel https://t.co/ISnJb8vCeN
7/6
2020
lil wayne running for president ? what’s nextkanye running for president. what’s next jay z running for president ?
7/5
2020
@nickciarelli don draper smokes a cigarette. the TV announcer says “welcome to 1966.” don closes his eyes, and we s… https://t.co/YYiu4JGzGq @nickciarelli can’t hear this song w/o thinking of one man: don draper
7/4
2020
@bejohnce john please do sometimes i'm begging you https://t.co/8StPqZLkrw @crimeboy5 and the thought of you smiling in turn makes me grin @crimeboy5 i'm over here chagrinning from ear to ear! 😊 @realDonaldTrump @CNN @FoxNews he's dead
7/1
2020
let's just say i've been doing some "duolingo" https://t.co/sY89d2mAtt
6/30
2020
@kimcaramele 🥴
6/28
2020
@jmillstein i mean no you don't have tome irl vs animated me https://t.co/jUj5ypMlD4we urge angelenos to stay home and not do any kissing. however, our city's many kissing booths will remain open for… https://t.co/8yjqUlcGUr
6/25
2020
@crimeboy5 Serval
6/23
2020
you know the movie's gonna be fire when you see this https://t.co/NNkW2XHIz0thinking about george harrison's son getting more and more excited as prince does the solo on "while my guitar gent… https://t.co/EVp13Jzlcg
6/20
2020
@JoelEmbiid what about a pt cruiser mr. embiid
6/17
2020
@zachbdunn bart’s at least in the top 5
6/15
2020
@mountnjack brave of you to admit @shurimon no crucial taunt was an oversight, my bad @AlexEdelman man i miss live music @AlexEdelman i guess i just think that context is important. he was going through a hard time (addicted to men's wa… https://t.co/n5rqjfGpDq @AlexEdelman look, i'm not defending him. he (*allegedly*) made some mistakes. i'm just saying that when "big suit… https://t.co/260dTRvskB @AlexEdelman oof, yeah. in his defense it was a different era (2012-2015), but still... @stypulkoski great choices. some killer drummers on that listmy picks: 1. bone hannukah 2. cabin fuck 3. (TIE) swimming for her majesty / jarb @audreywilla great picks @bransonreese holy shit he was at the “milk cannon” show?? @DaveKingThing brizniak left valid passport in the middle of the "border patrol" tour. then dalton sharpe became th… https://t.co/FB63wodgKr @LizMaupin wow... old school!you can only pick 3 bands https://t.co/hs0eBeG3bp
6/14
2020
@annadrezen anna.... welcome
6/13
2020
@alexnjacobs Huge NIGHTWISH fan here. The band soon picked up drummer Jukka Nevalainen, and then bassist Sami Vänsk… https://t.co/4XC5aZggZd @alexnjacobs what about NIGHTWISH
6/9
2020
@SarahSquirm eternally the jam 😔
6/8
2020
as students at elite PWIs, we are responsible for forcing universities to stand against racist police violence. Bla… https://t.co/hlO2d4h373
Retweeted by Sam Fishell @magicmikecastle one for after hours twitterdrew breez nuts
6/4
2020
what the fuck are you talking about https://t.co/rGMaQY8VUj
5/30
2020
Fam we're supporting a movement constellation of formations you know what to do make these fundraisers go wild… https://t.co/vSTqUzLIyE
Retweeted by Sam Fishell
5/28
2020
@jmillstein @ChrisStephensMD @joekjoek “gotta go with The Godfather. who’s with me” https://t.co/abUtib6vkw @matthewghays bruv...
5/27
2020
@wyattfair I’d like to see an Uncle Boonmee who can recall his past wives! haha
5/26
2020
@matthewghays truly was like "this is a tweet for matthew"*cool pastor voice* yeah i'm a simp for the lord i guess you could say i'm his little pray pig @russshanahan aw thanks Russ!
5/23
2020
the good folks at @vulture wrote a nice thing about Jon and Sam’s Alex Inc Inc, a podcast that @jmillstein and I ma… https://t.co/OLBAWhVfo6 @rrkaplan what about march thirdis this a tiktokhave you guys heard the french version of “down with the sickness”? https://t.co/69KO1C8ONa
5/22
2020
@rrkaplan any of the marches really @rrkaplan what about march first
5/21
2020
@CoolBrandonD what if you dialed a number that started with 80085
5/20
2020
“Book of Henry” https://t.co/dHK0ru8vlN @zachbdunn yeah okay....NARC!!it's hard to overstate how many kids were inspired to stick their tongues out while playing basketball because of m… https://t.co/ZtuZP7du34
5/19
2020
like michael jordan, i too have risen to the challenge* while sick** *done improv shows **high
5/18
2020
@JJ_Phillips_ mandy nic cage @WoodstockRoss mandyweekend plans https://t.co/e04VGf9PXI
5/14
2020
please. i don't play any instruments or write any of the songs. my only role in the band is to alert the listener w… https://t.co/5m2rfkyNt5
5/13
2020
@alexnjacobs ugh i wish!!!it’s time for us all to get back to work! (i am the guy in the Bloodhound Gang who says “gettin’ horny now”)
5/12
2020
this photo was taken when i was 15, hours before i saw radiohead play bonnaroo. it's still the best show i've ever… https://t.co/OV85wNvcDN
5/7
2020
@shelbyfero hope all is well shelby @zachbdunn Is this year’s MVP Giannis or LeBron? Neither, it’s a 6’5” SG named Jumpy Buckets with blue hair and convex ears.
5/6
2020
@alexnjacobs @esreed actually sorry i have a thing that weekendPOTS 👏 N 👏 TOTS!!! @hereskati continues to inspire and make me laugh!!! https://t.co/taJGainaZd @alexnjacobs what the fuck
5/4
2020
@DaveKingThing what song did your doors write
5/3
2020
@russshanahan yes!! it’s a nightmare for howie the introvert“will hollywood be able to do badass stunts again? we asked alan alda”
5/2
2020
@jeffullrich the real hero is the enterprising journalist at TheWrapwe're doing a story about hollywood sex scenes...and i know just who to call https://t.co/4FOJOvVhhrhappy @danjperlman album day! i’m celebrating by listening to dan’s album! https://t.co/AiC5qOYTWa
5/1
2020
me? i’m picking mambo #5 @heymedley that’s fair @darrendmiller now they have something to prove @BurkoSays had to make some tough callsmade another bracket https://t.co/zGujZNWNMJ
4/30
2020
@hereskati https://t.co/HqFdLnSHRK
4/28
2020
nick has quickly made a name for himself in the LA comedy scene for being "a true sweetheart" and "taller than me."… https://t.co/yiCEqsock6
4/27
2020

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