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petals for armor🌺professional book-slinger📚she/her ⚔️opinions are my own

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Joined Twitter 3/6/17


Happy book birthday to IGNITING DARKNESS and my favorite assassin nuns, especially Sybella, who has my all whole he… https://t.co/nrTLTrJalpIT'S IGNITING DARKNESS DAY ASSASSIN NUNS FOR EVERYONE, care of @RLLaFevers. https://t.co/170UXhhTuu
Retweeted by Sami Thomason @maggcsmith you are becoming Taylor Swift!!! It’s all happening!!SHE’S HERE!!!!!!! 😍💥💃🏼🎉♥️🐺🌕🇦🇷 #LOBIZONA https://t.co/8WOk3Y2yod
Retweeted by Sami ThomasonMay this picture of Taika Waititi holding Baby Yoda be a blessing upon your twitter feed https://t.co/fCisS4eS3D
Retweeted by Sami ThomasonPAOLA SANTIAGO AND THE RIVER OF TEARS IS OUT TODAY AND I AM EMOTIONAL! so grateful to everyone at @RickRiordan Pre… https://t.co/PORFIWDnDm
Retweeted by Sami ThomasonHappy release day to BOOKISH AND THE BEAST, a book that constantly made me squee in delight and break out into loud… https://t.co/n4Z2tHD76ba loud voice sounds in the school halls: what's up arizona? how you likin the rain, girl? edward cullen: https://t.co/3Y03m4iHx9
Retweeted by Sami ThomasonMembers, today is the ⚠️ last day ⚠️ to nominate Black booksellers to be appointed to the ABA Board of Directors. S… https://t.co/apJgJ3lnhC
Retweeted by Sami ThomasonThere’s a lot happening in this article about the place where I teach, but it reminds me yet again how insistent Mi… https://t.co/QokPQ85sVi
Retweeted by Sami ThomasonThank god for high waisted skirts, my one true love. I might kick someone if they asked me when I’m due.Having that kind of chronic pain day where my stomach is so swollen I look slightly pregnant. lOvE iT. https://t.co/pdmDU08diD
8/4
2020
i keep seeing people tweeting about that halo novel video but nobody tweeting about the part that has made me laugh… https://t.co/uDsQFWFmuC
Retweeted by Sami ThomasonFor the record all of the Legend of Zelda references in The Starless Sea are intentional.
Retweeted by Sami ThomasonBook deal: My noir, A DANGEROUS EAGERNESS, slated for summer 2021 (in Mexico City 1971, a thug and a kleptomaniac s… https://t.co/hLPQ5TGpWN
Retweeted by Sami Thomasonjust in case you haven't been keeping score with the latest White Male Mediocrity, transphobic author john boyne pu… https://t.co/SiPivSm1Xw
Retweeted by Sami ThomasonI repeat he googled 'red dye recipe' and the first result was the one from the video game zelda breath of the w… https://t.co/OAitae4iFX
Retweeted by Sami Thomasonthe villain of this show is Earl Robert Crawley of Grantham and I don't fuckin care how many checks he writes to the occasional sad servant
Retweeted by Sami Thomason @what_eats_owls My mom and I exclusively refer to him as “Old Fart” and agree he causes every problem on the showTold you I had a fun surprise for you today, and I DO! Presenting the first episode of THE HAUNTING OF BEATRIX GRE… https://t.co/Zh1UGJhRj4
Retweeted by Sami Thomason @MissDahlELama 🌹REBEL ROSE🌹 is out in 99 days! It's Belle during the French Revolution, so you've got a little Disn… https://t.co/mS6cJgFheZ
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8/3
2020
this song came out 6 hundred years ago, b.c. (corona) but i still love it and it keeps evolving. “SIMMER” self-se… https://t.co/Ge5q8s0lHr
Retweeted by Sami ThomasonI do know who needs to hear this, but...trying to enforce a rule that “only survivors” can write about abuse inhere… https://t.co/B1WFkamAZJ
Retweeted by Sami ThomasonOr YOU could. One time. Woman walked up to me and hugged me and asked how my mom was and then after a couple minute… https://t.co/WqmzDeqlxI
Retweeted by Sami ThomasonBack! https://t.co/aw0b26T7ru https://t.co/xRR6VQbosM
Retweeted by Sami ThomasonI'm so happy for Grace! Side-note: the judge who had her locked up is up for re-election this year. IL folks, if y… https://t.co/rUI97WYFta
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8/2
2020
Turns out all that princess dress-up in my childhood was great practice for growing up to write a fairy tale for Di… https://t.co/RegRdOrXPF
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8/1
2020
The gamer tears over gay relationships in Assassins Creed Valhalla is unfortunately still not as funny as the tears… https://t.co/lCoxlBwdjb
Retweeted by Sami Thomason @what_eats_owls Me immediately https://t.co/BBWIn0axUHTrump is slowing down the mail to make the case againat voting by mail. It’s literally that simple. https://t.co/n7PwmyPL1i
Retweeted by Sami ThomasonLive Every Day Like Meg Cabot Day™️ https://t.co/rAGBFyR5Ysthis line has run through my head literally once a day for years https://t.co/IBkopmYPhJ
Retweeted by Sami Thomason"The Venn diagram of people who ordered White Fragility and the people who will write you a screaming e-mail in all… https://t.co/1uqIsUhNHU
Retweeted by Sami Thomason @abbythecleric @Rachael_Conrad Tbh I do wanna whip a book at them and yell “I’M IN THIS ONE, PUNK”This is heartbreaking. Imagine this happening to you or to a friend of yours. Please take this seriously - wear a m… https://t.co/yGjJaqXtlG
Retweeted by Sami Thomason @Rachael_Conrad The Jane Austen one was my favorite bc I answered him in their birth order and then in order of mar… https://t.co/wCtWMTJ5Lt
7/31
2020
@Rachael_Conrad “Oh you like books, huh? Name all the sisters in Pride and Prejudice!” “Have you even read Shakesp… https://t.co/ugdl5rrs5qI haven't seen people talking about this enough. THIS BOOK IS SO GOOD. https://t.co/ZZ9GydZIfD
Retweeted by Sami Thomason @tessagratton https://t.co/nEb8B4U0z7Does he honest to god think that we have mental health services in our schools https://t.co/OiwOivbL0T
Retweeted by Sami ThomasonYo @JustinMcElroy wanna drop that dream code so we can all visit Epcot 2?? https://t.co/uWyCsU0cdXThe perfect pairings. https://t.co/ouHdMWcJYw
Retweeted by Sami ThomasonThis Dear Abby letter from the year I was born (1995) shows more empathy and understanding to asexuals than a lot o… https://t.co/hYQswNpXGR
Retweeted by Sami Thomasonif you didn’t get a chance to watch here’s the clip of my appearance on @GMA yesterday for their #GMA3 Summer Readi… https://t.co/unIUhPswcf
Retweeted by Sami ThomasonI am so THRILLED to work with @angelakim_ & @BerkleyRomance on my queer adult rom com, DELILAH GREEN DOESN’T CARE.… https://t.co/Ob5QHHHhl3
Retweeted by Sami Thomason @abbythecleric https://t.co/PGxcQmVEeJelemental enamel pin girls made of air made of water made of fire made of earth https://t.co/vGGACR9tzE https://t.co/4fWvFj9M2b
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Retweeted by Sami ThomasonA moment of praise for the wonderful @OliverDepp who opened up her own (Black-owned) bookstore in 2018, was promptl… https://t.co/78QBAmbGU2
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7/30
2020
no offense but if i was a dancer girl at the paris opera house and a mysterious phantom tried to lure me into the s… https://t.co/1Yt1GCXlcX
Retweeted by Sami ThomasonElijah McCain was injected with 3x the lethal amount of ketamine for someone 3x his size and Breonna Taylor was sho… https://t.co/dWlCrhyS1f
Retweeted by Sami Thomason @scampneoroxy You look cute AFSomething I have just realized is that STORM THE EARTH has the perfect October cover and I am...maybe more stoked a… https://t.co/KAMa9ldvVG
Retweeted by Sami ThomasonI WAS ON TV !!! So excited that GHOST SQUAD was chosen as @GMA’s #GMA3 Summer Reading Squad!! I’ll be on again next… https://t.co/m2V5oyhBUM
Retweeted by Sami ThomasonLove is alive and well during Covid. Here’s the TRUE story of my neighbor’s corona romance - (written by me with he… https://t.co/ih8q1H2G97
Retweeted by Sami ThomasonMe: I’m trying to write a promo tweet. BF: What do you have? Me: Kissing practice with an intimacy coordinator. BF:… https://t.co/Xtnolbl7eN
Retweeted by Sami ThomasonIf you miss seeing me make weird excitement faces when I talk about books, good news! You can book a virtual appoin… https://t.co/VCDz9pIgkxcarlisle was the real villain of the twilight saga because he took advantage of unsuspecting humans and turned them… https://t.co/9wOV0Gm7qG
Retweeted by Sami ThomasonIRISH MYTHOLOGY x A CURSE SO DARK & LONELY Accept the curse. Kill the monster. Resurrect her sister. It was the pe… https://t.co/ZWiZ683nkc
Retweeted by Sami ThomasonPERSEPHONE x ROMEO & JULIET Every 7 years on Luna Island, the angels must sacrifice a bride to the Devil of the D… https://t.co/TQAGnwkg3H
Retweeted by Sami ThomasonI need deliverance from this timeline. https://t.co/w0KvvNO8gk
Retweeted by Sami Thomasonkitten doing prank is the cutest thing ever https://t.co/RWkybMp1sV
Retweeted by Sami Thomason @OliverDepp We really do though!!Also bless all the #Watchmen nominations, WHY DIDN’T EVERYONE WATCH THIS SHOW? So brilliant and devastating and eve… https://t.co/Wyvrxcct6HYOU SEE WHAT IMPACT DOES https://t.co/bXUeX5jlV4
Retweeted by Sami ThomasonREJOICE!!! MORE BOOKS BY BETHANY!!! https://t.co/MFMa7IoYYtNOPE. YOU ARE FOOLING EXACTLY ZERO PEOPLE. https://t.co/bmkk9wJNAb
Retweeted by Sami ThomasonI finished binging season 2 of What We Do in the Shadow last night and I am SO DELIGHTED by its Emmy nomination. Se… https://t.co/9XEdR80H5o
7/29
2020
Possibly the greatest reaction to a nomination in the long and storied history of reactions to nominations. https://t.co/VdeLxmmol2
Retweeted by Sami ThomasonThe Hazel Wood companion collection TALES FROM THE HINTERLAND is out 1/12 and up for preorder now! Here’s just one… https://t.co/ptqeuZCGcg
Retweeted by Sami ThomasonNOT NOW DOOR TO THE UNDERWORLD https://t.co/PQkiNsDgtC
Retweeted by Sami ThomasonNot enough. Give her dominion over all the Earth, final offer. https://t.co/KTltdF8rIi
Retweeted by Sami Thomason'When They See Us' star Ethan Herisse to narrate Yusef Salaam and Ibi Zoboi's YA novel 'Punching the Air.' Herisse… https://t.co/z4adu1wI0g
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7/28
2020
🎇BOOK NEWS🎇 Guess who went from getting in trouble for reading Percy Jackson during class to writing for… https://t.co/1JpGONh7T0
Retweeted by Sami Thomason @hwhittenwrites Helloooooooo I am here for thisLord, there are SO MANY white people in the replies like, "He shouldn't have been wearing camo & carrying a gun"...… https://t.co/jSP0xMQAqS
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7/27
2020
me advocating me advocating for myself for others https://t.co/VN54PFG7xQ
Retweeted by Sami ThomasonGirls with Ouija board: omg ok does Josh have a crush on Katie Me, the spirit of a Medieval serf: man I don't fuckin know. Sure
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Retweeted by Sami ThomasonFINISHED COPIES OF STAR DAUGHTER ARE HEREEEEEEEEEEEEE! ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨ Look what a stellar job @HarperTeen did! 😍😍😍 (cc:… https://t.co/3MWxUjXcFJ
Retweeted by Sami ThomasonI heard somebody the other day ask a bookseller "Why aren't you open yet?" & I desperately wanted their reply to b… https://t.co/XNSXhuA2SS
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7/26
2020
folklore (2020) https://t.co/HGJqsZgleE
Retweeted by Sami ThomasonTaylor Swift's 'Mad Woman,' off her new album 'Folklore,' is like a darker spiritual cousin to her 2019 track 'The… https://t.co/N9T6iea7f2
Retweeted by Sami ThomasonFor anyone who says fast food workers don't deserve $15 an hour, please note they're going to have to get DE-ESCALA… https://t.co/zIwpTpkMmu
Retweeted by Sami ThomasonToday, my friend was accosted by a man in the park who professed, in detailed fashion, that he has been watching he… https://t.co/OOEaE1a1My
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7/25
2020
Please share your cardigan/august/betty theories and fanfic with me #folkloreOkay my coworkers officially know to ask me about the new Taylor Swift album so I’ve peaked as a person, thank you… https://t.co/scisNU3MCs @recitrachel Happiest of birthdays!! So grateful for you and all you do 💕🌸 @elvisbutt One was a city planner lmaoListen. Support this emerging store please. We need it. Comma Bookstore Launch https://t.co/yowaXcgbjk
Retweeted by Sami Thomason @recitrachel ❤️❤️❤️Rep @AOC: "I do not need Rep. Yoho to apologize to me. Clearly he does not want to. Clearly when given the opportun… https://t.co/y9iW1MLoxX
Retweeted by Sami ThomasonThe NYT, which would not use the words when Ted Yoho spoke them, uses them tonight to quote @AOC--and it describes… https://t.co/flNy8pmXzT
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7/24
2020
@CandlerHarris @RobynTannehill Wait do you not even live here?? @CandlerHarris Honestly I have tweeted about this before and this is the first time anyone from the city has ever r… https://t.co/eqOuyBmnFM @mike_ams587 @cityofoxford I love Oxford and I want to feel like the people who work for the city care about the pe… https://t.co/nfGNEWjvVl @CandlerHarris I feel pretty strongly about both issues tbh, sorry if I conflated them in a way that seemed confusi… https://t.co/7HWyEjbSYr @CandlerHarris I have! As have many of the workers on the square. The businesses can’t afford it and met with the c… https://t.co/CaSEEIhUzI
7/23
2020

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