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@linzlovesyou yeah. ughhhh.
3/29
2020
@linzlovesyou matty saved it (put it under the faucet) works great! feels funny tho 😂🥴 @bookbeaut you, a Hero. @lexisnotinlove @jamiegraydesign LEXXXXXX i am screaming.Literally my third favourite baseball thing of all time. Top three in order of love: 1- here comes the pizza 2- d… https://t.co/FJ3mpVmXXYoh god yes. one part of mine included covering my whole iphone (w leather case) in sweetened condensed milk. https://t.co/KInh6ZpCb0 @linzsports YES!!!!!! like, where are these forgotten people? i don't need new fast arcs! explore the known! aye. i… https://t.co/1MROUIU1yj @linzsports the whole episode was woven together oddly for me, and the richard piece at the end spiked my heart rate by 20+ bpm.AND I NEED MY SICK AF CUSTOM AWAY MESSAGES, plz + ty. https://t.co/5iT4FkSGmV @hannahjmeislahn this is incredible and terrifying hahhaMy @steveluvender Random Fantasy Racing pick for the eNASCAR iRacing Pro Invitational Series race at Texas is Garre… https://t.co/y7boi6hJoa @jimstadick @RavynStadick 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭Menstrual cycles also need to be suspended until this ordeal is over.
Retweeted by sammi, captain of the #socialdistancingclub @HillyP PEGGY IS AT IT AGAINuh, YES. ✊ https://t.co/YjZXGeejPD @RavynStadick legit. i wake up every morning and am like WHAT DAY? WHAT. and tweet it out bc i want everyone to revel with me. @clarelanusse nope i can't fathom. he has enough money to secure his life and TO BUY SO MUCH. for literal generatio… https://t.co/ZRfEozLSY7 @allison_berg i will GLADLY share the dirt if ppl DM it. bc FUCK THAT SHIT.
3/28
2020
@hannahjmeislahn yeah 😞 @hannahjmeislahn wow.i have a headache, i'm hungry, and my brain is ready for it to be the weekend. HAPPY FREAKING FRIDAY. how y'all do… https://t.co/jECH98l4Pnso many things. https://t.co/z0qFl3ZfO7 @chasingdenisse it’s the fucking AmericanVirus now.How much Jeff Bezos makes, measured in ventilator costs: 1 minute: 6 ventilators 1 hour: 258 ventilators 1 day:… https://t.co/05dOEmVHs3
Retweeted by sammi, captain of the #socialdistancingclubcan we talk about ICE doing raids while everyone is in quarantine? I want to talk about ICE doing raids while every… https://t.co/vpuhIod9Wn
Retweeted by sammi, captain of the #socialdistancingclub @jimstadick ppl who are corrupt.Portland-area healthcare workers can request free childcare, other support from local medical and nursing students https://t.co/yvj59mYax2
Retweeted by sammi, captain of the #socialdistancingclub🙃🙃🙃🙃 https://t.co/xOwTDgelok“The hotel will receive a fraction of its usual room rate from the county, officials say.” Huh. Well done,… https://t.co/DdHpAWbJH8
Retweeted by sammi, captain of the #socialdistancingclub @kelseyrushing @lexisnotinlove yessss what lex said. it’s incredible (also for tattoos!!!!)it's amazing how adding 1,000 hours to each day has not made me even a little bit more productive
Retweeted by sammi, captain of the #socialdistancingclub @Half_Ref ha!!! 🌞 they’re so yum. i swear we make them once a week. @Half_Ref I FAILED AS AN ~influencer~ 🌟🌟🌟 https://t.co/kynvfliXKCrude of me to not include: the recipe, or photos. i swear i know how to internet. @pinchofyum’s “the best soft ch… https://t.co/thUxFOeiMpmade chocolate chip cookies today with star sprinkles; bc WHY THE FUCK NOT. hope y'alls thursday (yes, it's somehow… https://t.co/UgIvrhtV78
3/27
2020
Help support the wonderful people who make The Old Gold, Paydirt, Tough Luck, and Hi-Top Tavern a home for so many… https://t.co/3cOZtaI3ym
Retweeted by sammi, captain of the #socialdistancingclub @whitneyltuttle YES YES YES. i know you got the answer, but yes! i can't wait to help ppl understand the USPS bette… https://t.co/A90utnUljmTHE GOVERNMENT DOES NOT WORK UNLESS WE DO. take note of all who chose this + is up for reelection. as constituents,… https://t.co/LGww5jWPwyPICK UP A DAMN PITCH FORK‼️ and don't forget to look for the helpers. https://t.co/w2jOgmZ0txY'ALL. @creativemorning is the best. our local is @Portland_CMhttps://t.co/KDcNNm3X7oI hope someone somewhere on one of the hundred Google forms stitching together this nation’s social safety net at t… https://t.co/cGNOJRIQrU
Retweeted by sammi, captain of the #socialdistancingclub🙏🙏🙏🙏 https://t.co/4rKPKpEJ8d @jeff_gluck2 daymn, y’all got an alert?! dope. @que_sarahsarah yep. it sucks.
3/26
2020
@sarahnicolehunt the organizational method is fascinating and i'm IN @linzlovesyou ~ y I k E s ~ @linzlovesyou fuuuuuuuuuck. i was curious how bldgs are managing this. looks like they're NOT.yeeeeeeeeep to this. https://t.co/vP7CggP06t @rande @zoom_us 😬😬😬😬
3/25
2020
yooooooo. we just ordered some cans to pick up. get ya some, #pdx. https://t.co/yNO5jEdbYW @chasingdenisse noooooooooo @mmmbax @afelge lol.yes yes and yes! love logging all games played in @notch_ftw- add me!!! if you have a cellphone or tablet, cards,… https://t.co/zTgv6MRdZ1 @clarelanusse i have yet to participate in this madness.We’re looking for a creative, systems-oriented thinker to support @hayleybay in NYC, working as her trusted right h… https://t.co/3949lQUSzP
Retweeted by sammi, captain of the #socialdistancingclub @perrysaidwhat 💛 @doubleZY @nfrazier @michele_frazier @workfrom this is v zen. and those plants!!! @ryanflorence @ReactTraining @bradwestfall @cassidoo @chancethedev Peeps, I’m hiring 20 engineers at ebay: backend,… https://t.co/b6Yl78Ci7A
Retweeted by sammi, captain of the #socialdistancingclubThis is great but if you’re thinking of putting in a Powell’s order, PLEASE do it through the link at the bottom of… https://t.co/DVhE8rb0U6
Retweeted by sammi, captain of the #socialdistancingclub @ladawn TY for this thread. my heart is full, and there's tears in my eyes from giggling. @littlebrightpdx seriously. @lexisnotinlove i DO NOT know how to make apps, but i feel like we as a country deserve an app where we swipe right… https://t.co/vQTTFJNRDw @sarahnicolehunt holy. shit. @afelge make 'em!this is why i’m committed to being data-informed and community focused. it’s not a Me, it’s a We. https://t.co/71yar4apAS
3/24
2020
@lexisnotinlove Y E S.TY for the reminder, MOM! ✨ https://t.co/cZ3ERKAaGi @linzlovesyou YOU ARE V BRILLIANTyou've gotta be fucking kidding me. "Failure to comply will result in consequences" is such toxic parental shit. https://t.co/qqmvDwYFLImay you have the opportunity to be delicate and kind to yourself this week 💛 @linzlovesyou the cat is jumping from surface to surface like it's a fucking time trial. i am half tempted to lock… https://t.co/nlZF7j8Rythella mood. https://t.co/3Ry9cgifd7 @mike_hasarms @georgiecel @nicholascooke https://t.co/qnpVdaZPZnfinley's inability to settle down (while we're WFH) is reaching weird levels. https://t.co/1Ng8tAd4GB @sarahmgluck 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛ICYMI #pdx friends. https://t.co/E0xvwR7fMT💛💛💛💛💛💛 https://t.co/CIzQFHh1NP @clarelanusse 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛 @MsPackyetti 😭😂😭😭😂😭😂 i cant wait to start it. wow. this thread.
3/23
2020
@soniagupta504 love to you, sonia.aaaaand incase it wasn't abundantly clear: PDX friends that are PoC, queer, and/or another vulnerable group, holler… https://t.co/9x5ZJLCUSePSA to this whole damn country: look out for your neighbors. we are not allies if we do not take action. https://t.co/R3SJvDbBFT @IAmBrookeCurran screaming. what is going on. @jeff_gluck uh, yes.My @steveluvender Random Fantasy Racing pick for the eNASCAR #ProInvitationalSeries race at Homestead is Matt DiBen… https://t.co/1sjX0iuL6f @JoyCozby that seems awesome! @kelseyrushing 😍😍😍😍😍 i need ‘em🥴😊😬💀🤦‍♀️😩🙌😭😍🌝🤯🤬😤🥰🤗 https://t.co/69dD8iWeVG @slippy W O W. (hope y'all are staying safe and well) @slippy as soon as i posted this i was like "hm, i bet there *is* something, and i could just FUCKIN LOOK FOR IT" but here i am. LOL. @HillyP YESSSS. we're on day 9 (flew home that day, HA)i do not know how to make apps, but a good app to make would be cupboard cooking related. suggests handful of recip… https://t.co/dLygE72uVN @benjaminchait @pug @kiranapoleon HA when i read photoshop i immediately thought of @pug @mrgan crying over this? thx for making a lovely thing, and being a bright speck, Neven! @gizm0_0 i.... have literally no words. surreal being in AZ as most of the news transpired (7d ago); felt confidenc… https://t.co/1Nbnqr3iObA shelter in place order is a difficult decision, but we need to heed the advice of informed doctors and scientists… https://t.co/sdD1edoYmm
Retweeted by sammi, captain of the #socialdistancingclub @kelseyrushing 🌝
3/22
2020
@kikismythe yep! hella fuck this shit vibes. love you, boo. @kelseyrushing WOOF. we have some orders in place in OR, but delightfully sunny weather means ppl are still flockin… https://t.co/B3M767f6I6the coast CAN NOT support an outbreak. people will have to come into the larger cities for care. SOCIAL DISTANCING… https://t.co/3YuseIcDMM
3/21
2020

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