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Tech Culture Editor @arstechnica. Member @ars_union. Send anonymous tips: https://t.co/MVkUR96gSf. Be excellent to each other. Ban drive-by negativity. He/him

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ah, yes, today's Borat embargo has lifted. the Giulani scene you've heard about includes a camera-angle shift, whic… https://t.co/G5AGjCFD9g @AlexMLeo "we noticed you're trying to dial into this call on a phone, but this call only works on TVs and computers, isn't that ironic"lightning? in Seattle? did @Naughty_Dog code today's weather?
10/21
2020
TIL that Windows Magnifier + a computer connected to a TV = I can type with fully dilated eyes. thanks, technology @larrymizelljr Larry, Moe... https://t.co/imVirMVXsS @mollywood I dunno, I'm still waiting to hear the houseplant's side of the story.Seattle: Plz boost the signal. If you know anything about this break-in, let John and his team know. cc… https://t.co/ANANo9hAE8Bring on the RTS! My take on @frost_giant's announcement, which includes reminders of what Blizzard's current RTS r… https://t.co/ygr9lgQXpB @neptunesnachos does that mean we're going to waco @neptunesnachos I mean this as a compliment: between the glasses and the statue, some srs David Koresh vibes @Frost_Giant any chance y'all can answer some questions? sam at arstechnica d*t c*m if so (or my DMs are open) @suburban_woman @LindseyGrahamSC Right, South Carolinians never loudly and aggressively confront members of Congres… https://t.co/xOAtaRbNfp @DaveOshry I was wondering when someone would notice. Cuz..... yeah. @LindseyGrahamSC "hostile & unhinged" is a weird way to describe being held accountable—for a rare 45-second intera… https://t.co/bgYKUoVsdg @hello_amanda noooooo should I bring weed @mitchgit yeah, when it comes to work-life balance, don't be a muenster @afraidtomerge I can't invite you over EVERY day to play Panzer Dragoon Orta on Xbox Series X, man but I'm general… https://t.co/jOcTIgclM1I’m profoundly grateful for the love and support from my family and friends. Thank you for your prayers and well w… https://t.co/DCO4rRYJKW
Retweeted by Sam Machkovech ☂ @AlexMLeo solution: tell them to click on a veiled link for more information about the REAL thing Gen Z has going for it @AlexMLeo poindexter 🤓
10/20
2020
This is how you end up with a lot of side boob and no climate coverage. Please don’t do this. There is no sustainab… https://t.co/gV1MJLrF1M
Retweeted by Sam Machkovech ☂I'll use a company whose former CEO was my Secretary of State for a while, yeah, that's the ticket for this hypothe… https://t.co/E1v8PddMxeVisa agreements are reciprocal -- this means the same thing happens to US correspondents based overseas. https://t.co/GB7ZpyV1Bt
Retweeted by Sam Machkovech ☂ @PlayStation @TwitterSupport oh and to be abundantly clear, Black Lives Matter, Trans Rights Are Human Rights, Beli… https://t.co/BzveqfmTdi @PlayStation @TwitterSupport can you save us all the trouble and just comb this thread, thxHR Giger vibes on Alki Beach tonight https://t.co/uHV6Mpb1g6
10/19
2020
@donwinslow @MattPulle this song is over 10 years old but will be forever relevant https://t.co/TcKWnX6MQhI'm fond of an old Denton, TX song, "Fuck You, Mike Love," and I got another reason why today: His bastardized, non… https://t.co/Dq9YQqyFEYtoday's PR email pitch of "at least one good thing has come from COVID" went from 0-to-delete in record timenext-gen Sunday #xboxseriesx #43ratio https://t.co/TEvzEUau2b @anniezaleski @kateseventy8 do they uh need substitute english teachers @anniezaleski @kateseventy8 dude srsly fuck y'all's school @GameOverGreggy In frozen food terms, I think you were just...... Newman's OWNEDsomeone please make GIFs of Justin Bieber's weird "I got you, bro" backup dancing moves #snlKarate Man is in the house #snl https://t.co/MWYM6oQEQf.@bowenyang peacock series when?I did a really good job of watching that uneven snl cold open and I'm going to reward myself with a very soft cookie @umiscar yeah but this could get you fired showing your Dota logo like thatjfc @windows your attempts to install Win10 ver 2004 fail EVERY TIME. Four attempts (one every 30 days), each has w… https://t.co/SWeMenW0ag @kuraine https://t.co/inEd8dAMeb @kuraine microsoft solitaire at 360hz or bust. it's like the cards in the victory sequence are falling AT younow that I've heard @brandicarlile x @soundgarden can we please get a full-length follow-up? I'm gonna run these he… https://t.co/mKUreYqTowpost-voting-coitus https://t.co/aUiX56Abom @mrvarbles @SolidSnake120 correct. I would never publicly out my specific voting pleasure if it might get that vote tossed.the pleasure of voting #fuckingvote https://t.co/04rJq0006z @ObiCynKenobi three boxes of Oreos O's cereal
10/18
2020
@chetfaliszek In multiple instances, like this one, specific language trended highly in Twitter and lead ultimately… https://t.co/jwgvhdfqBH @chetfaliszek Over the last few years Chet has operated a project studying various tech companies and their commitm… https://t.co/LMcpg4NAFU @dark1x full Hudsonsoft blast, plus Kirby's Pinball Land!unsure how his most faithful can reconcile @realDonaldTrump making the same claim Barbra Streisand did in 2000 https://t.co/jwosme5wof @Miexriir cc @lopsidedwheel, the only person I know who'd appreciate this anywhere as much as youOn repeat all day yesterday and all day today, the new incredible @deland_helena album: https://t.co/p0rkWw0aNf @dirgeoverdrive @GameMinimalist That's not where my mind's going, unless it's political to make Lords of Waterdeep better to play.I thought I missed live music in 2020 and then https://t.co/zxns2oKW9t @dirgeoverdrive @GameMinimalist I mean, once you sell a copy, who cares what players do with the pieces and rules that they paid for? @dwilsonphotog me too, I saw your post and immediately asked myself, "who is that band that printed shirts that cal… https://t.co/2JIkihbaGT @3liza probably not a can of Tab, since that's getting discontinued this year :'( @dwilsonphotog is/was this person ever a member of Strangleweed
10/17
2020
@TychoBrahe /me sees "amp" in an Ars url, sighshappy birthday to two of my sexiest Seattle pals @afraidtomerge @LisaCoronado! I hope each of you enjoys eating cak… https://t.co/WuU3K3JwJQ @Lenniesaurus if you find any of my long-lost relatives a wee bit to the southwest I promise you they're bang on mateson Oct 29, three LucasArts remasters land on paid #xboxgamepass subscriptions, for both Win10 and Xbox: Day of the… https://t.co/xLeQcV9VgaHave you upgraded your laptop recently but not gotten rid of the old one? A student without a device to access onli… https://t.co/ilG81rKuAO
Retweeted by Sam Machkovech ☂babies in cages, Palmer. babies in cages. you're forever linked to that by endorsing this man in any way, shape, or… https://t.co/gQmTA4ErbpHey Seattle friends. If you know someone who's broke in the arts/bar/club world, @deepseadiverbnd is offering 50 fr… https://t.co/7HluKiJ0vE
10/16
2020
@majornelson https://t.co/ebPJzQcsTxCalifornians need to call Feinstein’s office NOW: 202-224-3841 https://t.co/67Bc1mlJ4f
Retweeted by Sam Machkovech ☂ @majornelson Thanks, Larry. When're swinging by my Seattle apartment for some split-screen DiRT 5? You can see the tv from outside, I swear. @Wario64 wario64 after being held back by twitter bugs for two hours: https://t.co/WOJi5XFgludo we have any armchair arson experts who can look at this Seattle PD story and clarify whether it looks legit or B… https://t.co/EHpRtsKxig @framerate screenshots, account name, other identifying info can be forwarded to my first name at arstechnica d*t c… https://t.co/Ea66YSTm34 @cherryrae the rumor I can wholeheartedly confirm is that you are charming and nice to strangers during really weir… https://t.co/iNQk0M49fI @cherryrae I'm pretty sure I followed you specifically because I met you in person at a Squeenix thing, so any anon… https://t.co/KU1l4RYXtMarchived here, great lunchtime background chat w/ infosec smartypantses @k8em0 @edskoudis @marcusjcarey https://t.co/PN0AHTDG6q @spekulation ok this one sent mewow, this snuck up on us. one of the best roguelites of the past decade, easily. https://t.co/oPclKw3wfiI'm surprised nobody else in the #XboxSeriesX preview pool has tried mocking up a sexier horizontal orientation. I… https://t.co/IPLcb3JHOJfor most humans in WA State, this is a sext https://t.co/33riW6Ukd5 @AlexMLeo mhm, my monthly mucus parties aren't the same @lydia_loveless hey! sorry to be a reply guy but if you can, get a convection oven, even a miniature one. they do t… https://t.co/5V9ARSWxbx4,400 words more from me today. Have at the X, friends. https://t.co/vbS86jFbxtComplete the Census before it's too late—it determines the resources your community will get over the next decade,… https://t.co/num1viR5xX
Retweeted by Sam Machkovech ☂ @melshizzy I mean the FLOODING is sort of a turnoff @TheRealAndyMc Spore 2. Complete with a 120-page manual. Make it happen. @melshizzy ooh what's the rent @MaryNumair which half @ModernVintageG Microsoft should prove you wrong by showing us how well Goldeneye 64's HD port runs on Series S @meganmorrone does he look like this https://t.co/Pwm4OMsT67
10/15
2020
@icecube babies in goddamned cages, Cube. @kexp @evieluxx masterful afternoon playlist, thank you for today's thunder. that 8-minute Magnificent Moon single… https://t.co/0kAaaUL37D @technosucks I have two more words in response to thissssss4,300 words. Can I eat breakfast yet? @AlexMLeo congrats, I hope this makes for MUCH faster, higher-resolution doomscrollingGOD DAMN REPUBLICANS ARE SO EVIL AND WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING EXCEPT FOR HOW TO MAXIMIZE THEIR EVIL https://t.co/pMzJbMGZs3
Retweeted by Sam Machkovech ☂The kind of weird game-preview period where we can say "yeah, it seeeeems good, but we can't review it as such just… https://t.co/jJDTcPlajRWe are working to resolve issues with our forums and comment sections at Ars Technica. Please stand by. --Moonshar… https://t.co/0mI3PCRhfE
Retweeted by Sam Machkovech ☂ @chetfaliszek considering how many job-fluency questions she dodged or feigned ignorance to, methinks the blank pie… https://t.co/WJA4ddJovDthis is wild. fans responding to a game studio strike by saying they would NOT CROSS THE PICKET LINE to play the ga… https://t.co/7DbNkZK9I3 @hcjewell Clare's been a soothsayer for roughly a decade, why stop now
10/14
2020
happy Sam's-new-icon day, courtesy of @mindfad. without any prompting, he put a Shyguy in there, and I didn't fight… https://t.co/XVt9nOhWle
10/13
2020

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