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@InnocuousNathan It’s Jeff Bezos’s mind control music to make you forget about who REALLY framed Roger Rabbit!People reveal secrets at a dinner party @cmclymer I believe it was unanimous, right? Anyone who would have voted against it was at Fire Island.If Beyoncé is a Satanist then I have *ONE* thing to say... @brooklyn_bull I truly cannot 😂Hamilton: I am not throwing away my shot! Me: the bottom-shaming anthem “Love on Top” Beyoncé satantically declares that only tops are worthy of love and uses… @jdlovitz @NYGovCuomo @nyspolice This is a community still grappling with the long-term impacts of a plague the fed… and you shall receive @MajorPhilebrity Typhoid Mary @imjustinrandall And only like *two* people covered their faces despite all the potential “mask for mask” jokes2 died of Ebola: They said Obama should resign. 4 died in Benghazi: They had Hillary testify for 11 hours, held 33…
Retweeted by Santiago Melli-Huber 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇷 @imjustinrandall Lol I just reported a story about this very thing’d like to speak* to** the manager*** *throw myself **into ***river @JeremyCFox I’d like to speak* to** the manager*** *throw myself **into ***riverI hate it here! haven’t been on TikTok for very long, but For You has already put me on Black Queer TikTok so I think I’m doing something right?
The two genders took SO LONG please clap
Retweeted by Santiago Melli-Huber 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇷This took SO LONG please clap @JuddLegum @JuliusGoat I like to call it “accountability culture” @SARS_Von_Trier_ Be gay, do crime, respect JesusHappy #4thofJuly to @aquariaofficial, the creator of our national anthem you don’t sin a little bit, Jesus died for nothingWe talk a lot about @JoeBiden’s pledge to pick a woman as his VP but not a lot about his pledge to nominate a Black… @BlairStClair: @clickclackwait Gays been know @poetrygirl420 How could you? Why would you?ALEEEXXXIIIIIIISSSSSSS 😂😂😂 #DragRaceIf I were to do Snatch Game, I’d probably either be Venus Xtravaganza or Silent Boyfriend on Left in the Step Up PrEP Up CommercialThe Washington Courtesy Bottoms
2020 @meakoopa I’m in. I do look good in white @rebeccanagle @trudeaukwe 👀 @nlgjaWell that's just awkward.
Retweeted by Santiago Melli-Huber 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇷 @AAguilarTV Sorryyyy east coast beast coast 😎 @TrondyNewman I’m so jealous of those astronauts that just left earthBREAKING: There's an inexpensive treatment that can reduce transmission of #COVID19 by up to 85%. It's called wear the damn mask.
Retweeted by Santiago Melli-Huber 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇷“I know you from Twitter.” That deffo earns @AllegraMatula a follow 😉I wasn't able to fit it in to my story, but @GeorgetownICAP’s Mary McCord gives a possible explanation as to why 15…
Retweeted by Santiago Melli-Huber 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇷 @JeffAckermann Are you...Satisfied?Years ago, someone messaged me on that one yellow app telling me I should be reporting on the Standing Rock protest… morning to Audra McDonald and ONLY @AudraEqualityMc.You can have an edit button when everyone wears a mask
Retweeted by Santiago Melli-Huber 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇷The people have spoken trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell has been arrested
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The #VirginiaValuesAct went into effect yesterday. As @NRMorrow explains, the pandemic highlights the importance of… @JohnnySibilly Give him another job! Give him another job! @TrinityTheTuck I think Trixie might be the best one yet? And that’s saying something. I absolutely died over the Jinkx lewkI have too many dirty dishes. What should I do?
Retweeted by Santiago Melli-Huber 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇷 Maxwell, a British socialite who was accused by many women of helping procure underage sex partners for J…
Retweeted by Santiago Melli-Huber 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇷We’ve moved our morning editorial meetings from teleconference to video conference, which means I can no longer wea… members at Lynchburg protest may have broken the law, legal expert says
Retweeted by Santiago Melli-Huber 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇷Mask, mask baby me I’m Nazi-ing what I think I am?
Retweeted by Santiago Melli-Huber 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇷 @dianelyssa I assume she means “people I know and sometimes interact with in the world who happen to be gay” but th… @dianelyssa When she said she doesn’t support her gay friends and is floored at being called intolerant @EricPointerTV Oooooh good to knowwwShoutout to the TikToker who claims to have “gay friends” but who doesn’t “support it” and feels like she’s persecu… is going to suck next year. There will probably be a COVID-induced doldrum of new content followed by a flood of… @ShawnReynolds_ 😏 @ShawnReynolds_ I didn’t say you don’t look 40. I just said you don’t look older than 55. That leaves open the poss… @ShawnReynolds_ Strong “I’m rubber and you’re glue” energy @ShawnReynolds_ You don’t look a day over 55 @MarkTaylor Best wishes! @billbert Well you have to rinse them off first. And then set it. And then wait. And then leave them to air dry ove… @AshleyAReports I support youAll of these options are literally impossible! Help!I have too many dirty dishes. What should I do?I wasn't able to fit it in to my story, but @GeorgetownICAP’s Mary McCord gives a possible explanation as to why 15… asked @BeauWrightVA about ~the look~
You guys. They’re the same damn thing.
Retweeted by Santiago Melli-Huber 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇷 @MollyJongFast @soledadobrien Maybe he meant “rocky?”“The history we get in school is sanitized. Real history is just a momentum of chaos, firing off in all directions.” @AndreaChalupa @GovernorVA *u @ayarmoskyFLASH POLL: Should I get #Chipotle for the second time this week?Producers be like “did you take a lunch break yet?” Dolan’s deputy is @BeauWrightVA, Lynchburg’s first Millennial Vice Mayor was nominated to serve another term, but she threw her full support behind her deupty, then-Vice Mayor Dolan… historic day in #Lynchburg. Former Mayor Joan Foster (L) was the city’s first female mayor. Treney Tweedy (R) was… if this works
Retweeted by Santiago Melli-Huber 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇷Tally: -Randy Nelson: 2 -Beau Wright: 5* Beau Wright is Lynchburg’s newest Vice Mayor. *Nelson also voted for Wright @WFXRnews
Retweeted by Santiago Melli-Huber 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇷Here’s the vote tally: -Dolan: 4 -Tweedy: 1 -Nelson: 2 MaryJane Dolan is Lynchburg’s newest Mayor. She and Tweedy…
Retweeted by Santiago Melli-Huber 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇷The #VirginiaValuesAct went into effect today. Learn what it means for the #LGBTQ community by catching up on my st… the beginning of the coronavirus outbreak, Southwest Virginia was insulated from the worst of what the virus bro…
Retweeted by Santiago Melli-Huber 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇷Happy halfway through 2020, everyone! All we have to do is just go through these last six months again!
Retweeted by Santiago Melli-Huber 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇷Helgeson is talking about being proud of being a republican, saying republicans freed the slaves from democrats. Vi… -Randy Nelson: 2 -Beau Wright: 5* Beau Wright is Lynchburg’s newest Vice Mayor. *Nelson also voted for Wright @WFXRnewsVice Mayor nominees: -Nelson -WrightHere’s the vote tally: -Dolan: 4 -Tweedy: 1 -Nelson: 2 MaryJane Dolan is Lynchburg’s newest Mayor. She and Tweedy… nominated Dolan. Tweedy is giving a rundown about her time as Mayor and accomplishments. She’s talking about… Helgeson nominated Nelson, saying Nelson is bipartisan and can bring people together across the political spectrum.Nelson nominated Tweedy. He says for “continuity,” since the City Manager is retiring, he argues that Tweedy should… for Mayor: -Treney Tweedy -Randy Nelson -MaryJane DolanHappening now: the Lynchburg City Council is meeting to select a Mayor and Vice Mayor to serve a two-year term @reggieaqui DAD.I think about this a lot a sick day Have another glass of wine Slowly withdraw all your money Change your identity Crash your car into…