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co-creator/host of #scrappedcomedy . head writer / director of house sketch team #therusecomedy @thepitnyc . ✨✨👩‍🏫✨✨ learning designer @sa_houghton

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shout out to @RachelLaLoca ❤️🔥🧠 for being a guest speaker today for #TheRuseComedy @thepitnyc virtual writers room.… https://t.co/hKUWbhny2L
3/29
2020
haha 🌱🍆 @erikdotg https://t.co/enx9EdDw69
3/28
2020
was interviewed last week by the folks over at @eduflowapp for their recent blogpost on resume tips for… https://t.co/aKKvS3GeOU
Retweeted by Sarah Ann HoughtonThinking a lot about shaving my head
Retweeted by Sarah Ann HoughtonI’m considering digging back into my college textbooks. Nothing like a Norton Anthology of English Literature to ke… https://t.co/7eo2RZMOfP
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3/27
2020
the government thinking a one time check of $1,200 is enough https://t.co/xPmxfxkVu4
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3/25
2020
Thanks for a great time @malbatron and @TLDCast fam! 🧠👣 https://t.co/fDELUHm2LB @malbatron @ebrottsoclearn @jonrock Thanks for a having me as a guest today— haha Luis’s blunt honesty was a very f… https://t.co/SJp3nGKWlu
3/21
2020
Want to connect with your learners? Be funny! Join our guest, comedian, actress, and educator, Sara Ann Houghton, a… https://t.co/8jZV5oeJG4
Retweeted by Sarah Ann HoughtonCan’t wait to be a guest for @TLDCast ‘s March 2020 Storytelling Playlist 🎉❤️⚡️ Join us Friday 3/20 for a chat on C… https://t.co/JeYBkUe37H
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3/19
2020
congratulations to #TheRuseComedy @thepitnyc and their #supersketchtuesday debut to a packed out house on the mains… https://t.co/kBhUnOfPz9The Office: Coronavirus Michael ignores the “work from home” memo because he thinks that everyone should be toget… https://t.co/N3zTYVG7kA
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3/11
2020
One time in theatre class my professor graded my test by just writing “next time read the play” and I’m doing great never give up
Retweeted by Sarah Ann Houghtonthis Tues 3/10 at 7:30PM!! I make my #supersketchtuesday directing debut @thepitnyc for #TheRuseComedy Working with… https://t.co/F0olYetdlq
3/7
2020
have loved directing the very talented cast in #deniedfromnewyork for their run @improvasylumNYC — theyre back tom… https://t.co/GiP5WqpzSVQuick Dish NY: DENIED FROM NEW YORK Tomorrow @improvasylumNYC ft #JoFirestone @taylor_ortega @JayMalsky #sketchhttps://t.co/nunB3wSApR
Retweeted by Sarah Ann HoughtonAs a lifelong hypochondriac, I’d just like to welcome all the newest members to the club 👋
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3/5
2020
UPDATE: we’ve made it to the semifinals. 🎉🎉 Sunday 3/1 at 3PM . Dark Roast by @LMichelleComedy @SecretTheatreNY 🎫… https://t.co/mlw2R32oKZMy favourite song is no longer good
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2/26
2020
“Is the prop okay?!” I screamed.
Retweeted by Sarah Ann HoughtonDark Roast by @LMichelleComedy completed its four-show run at the Act One One Act Festival @SecretTheatreNY . Will… https://t.co/Z7ewFKJqCQwhen I describe someone as having real “stage manager energy” you all know what I mean, right?
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2/23
2020
oohhh la la save this date!! 🙏❤️✨✨ Saturday 3/28 at 7p @thepitnyc LOFT. #sexrobotsandmysteriousshadows Created/pe… https://t.co/Pb8Wp8bqw7
2/17
2020
@Porchia happy valentines day @Porchia and @iprunes 💕💕💕this photo could be a John&Mary throwback to the days before the underground comedy scene hardened their soul and a… https://t.co/BGsoXiLjmH
2/14
2020
I’m directing and head-writing for a new house sketch team @thepitnyc for the next 7months. ❤️ First show is Tues 3… https://t.co/4FgESYD7uw
2/12
2020
Humans give little gold humans out to other humans who pretend to be other humans the best
Retweeted by Sarah Ann Houghtonthank you thank you thank you to this beautiful ball of talent. cheers to our greatest failures🥂#bestofscrapped2020https://t.co/gfsgnCW9NR
2/10
2020
TONIGHT 7PM @thepitnyc STRIKER https://t.co/PTIktZSunKDope fun show with scrapped_comedy Friday Feb 7th at 7p @treehouse154, come through for some fun SKETCH FAILURES!… https://t.co/35UdKytf35
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2/7
2020
join us friday night on the red carpet to celebrate failures of the top 27 comedy writers of nyc— who will wear the… https://t.co/323hLRtfjY“Dong. Ding dong.” -Jame Bond’s doorbell
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2/4
2020
At the intermission of musicals there should be a very short football game
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2/3
2020
@dylaneshbaugh lolololll benny and franky https://t.co/U8M4SSJoIiBenny and Franky https://t.co/3feuD2ISYh https://t.co/LcXf9y5olD
1/31
2020
@myoldnemesis this is the content im here for 👏🦂cut off a cockroach's head and it lives for a week. teach a cockroach to cut off its own head and it lives for a lifetime
Retweeted by Sarah Ann Houghtonfitness trainer: what are your goals me: push through a full-height subway turnstileHere's how you do writing: Step one: just put some words in the right order! Now you're done!!
Retweeted by Sarah Ann HoughtonMy goal in therapy is to build up enough confidence to walk as slow as I want through midtown
1/30
2020
@DaddyReyn @IFC love it! ⭐️🎉
1/24
2020
There will be glitz. There will be glamour. There will be SHAME. ⭐️BEST OF SCRAPPED 2020⭐️ ✨an evening with the st… https://t.co/ATPzjED82XTeacher: “Discuss your answers with the person next to you” Me and the person next to me: https://t.co/AQ8ydEmsGc
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1/22
2020
I used to think Bernie yelled too much but now that I live in New York I understand there is no other way to communicate
Retweeted by Sarah Ann Houghtonfuck it animal band 🎤🐛 🎸🦐 🎺🦕 🎷🐢… https://t.co/U06Zjmift4
Retweeted by Sarah Ann HoughtonI'm sorry, who would ever want to search "price: high to low"
Retweeted by Sarah Ann HoughtonI am the most fancy person I know
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1/21
2020
Excited to announce that I’ll be performing in a four-show run @SecretTheatreNY ‘s Act One: One Act Festival ⭐️⭐️⭐️… https://t.co/ZIteQfNo7Z
1/17
2020
your mom https://t.co/e1VFKac4YR
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1/11
2020
@JulieEshbaugh Oh nooo😭😭 but that gif is perff👌
1/8
2020
All glasses are 2020 glasses if they help you see
Retweeted by Sarah Ann Houghtonit’s the little things https://t.co/PULUUeCPVj
1/1
2019
What’s the point of facebook dating if my hot teachers won’t even accept my friend request?
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12/31
2019
@VeronicaHought2 https://t.co/WCLjPbYd6Mattention walmart shoppers: my father https://t.co/1pullBWkVYAs we approach the end of the decade, let’s remember the best TV moment of the 2010s: https://t.co/xA5h6OjuJW
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12/30
2019
@dylaneshbaugh Unlimited soup, salad, and tongue stickshouse guests use the weirdest cups 😂😂😂😂😂😂 nobody uses that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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12/29
2019
I just saw Cats again
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12/28
2019
glowed up my comedy career like a gd legend https://t.co/k5n6XEwHsqIf your father is an absurdist does he make Dada jokes?
Retweeted by Sarah Ann Houghton<credits roll and I’m reinvigorated by the kinship I share with Jo March> Sis: Aw, you’re such a Beth. 🤗 https://t.co/CBWhQEnfHp“There are some natures too noble to curb and too lofty to bend.” — #LittleWomenMovie https://t.co/XA7lCT1AYNRELATIVE: Did anyone see Cats? ME: I loved it! MOM: He's being sarcastic. ME: No, I'm not! I had such a fun time… https://t.co/MZS60TYBD1
Retweeted by Sarah Ann Houghtonomg. Cats.............🥰
12/27
2019
Dad: <subtly slicing tape off our wrapping paper with a pocket knife so he can reuse it for birthdays> Me: https://t.co/aMreyN4wa4Merry Christmas, I am the only one in the house who can clearly hear everyone else at all times for some reason
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12/26
2019
hey man, im home for a few days, wanna get a coffee at the starbucks located inside the target? i can tell you abou… https://t.co/a8neQYaBDT
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12/22
2019
Imagine thinking you know anything
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12/21
2019
@therealmikenew thanks for being part of our season finale, Mike! ❄️🎶🥂the evening was a beautiful disaster 🏆🥂🎉🎄 happy holidays from @ scrapped_comedy @RichHuntTemp @JohnXavMill3https://t.co/PRPJDujOoL @JohnXavMill3 🧓👵🥂
12/20
2019
TONIGHT we shame these writers for their greatest failed pitches and bits @thepitnyc 👵🧓🥂. . ✍️@nikkipalll ✍️… https://t.co/dcn9gUaHCw
12/19
2019
🎫 https://t.co/VNUqVR9xLO🎶🎵🎼 band leader @Dejen45 this Thurs 12/19 at 8:30p @thepitnyc #scrappedcomedy https://t.co/EZeM8vzikd🤹 puppets: @therealmikenew Erin Richardson Ryan McCloskey Jackie Abbott @thepitnyc Thurs 8:30PM #scrappedcomedy https://t.co/zJNa0l8ULGannouncing the eleventh SCRAPPED featuring ✍️ @nikkipalll ✍️ @RichHuntTemp ✍️ John Xavier Miller 🏆🥂 Thurs 12/19 at… https://t.co/vLkPdAzisb
12/16
2019
Classic #SNL-format auditions of three characters & three impressions by @MelissaAquiles, @ParaDeNoia, @Dejen45,… https://t.co/CkbuxERUGW
Retweeted by Sarah Ann Houghton3impressions, 3characters, 4m30s. 🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤 TONIGHT 8:30P UNDERGROUND @thepitnyc @Dejen45 🎫 https://t.co/Q540RjMvek https://t.co/joPc4gNrRu
12/12
2019
<yawns, stretches> alright let’s see what you freaks have Baby Yoda saying today
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12/5
2019
Ignoring someone you know on the train is the highest form of respect
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12/4
2019
tonight’s band leader is the one and only Maxwell Q. Maxwell of #amillionshetlandponies mngr @myoldnemesishttps://t.co/UieHAH04qnhttps://t.co/VNUqVR9xLO @thepitnycTONIGHT!!! 8pm @thepitnyc Striker. Fun for the whole family— treats, music, sketches, interviews, and more! . featu… https://t.co/DBbukHMR74
11/27
2019
Hey, here's a sketch I wrote about entrepreneurship, the plight of the working class, and interfamilial relationshi… https://t.co/8nuiuC5OfC
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11/26
2019
next show : FRI JAN 31ST @thepitnyc STRIKERhappy thanksgiving from #likebuttercomedy 🦃🎬🏠 https://t.co/1Uukxaw3SZ
11/25
2019
three more days 🧓👵🥂 #scrappedcomedy @dylaneshbaugh @thepitnyc https://t.co/HTyAU4J8RR
11/24
2019
tonight. we ride into the night sky and burst into a million tiny stars. #solocom2019 @dylaneshbaugh . . .… https://t.co/1IOdQXmgeg @pjillustrator @thepitnyc in the best of ways ❤️
11/22
2019
love you @the_missyaya ❤️! @garyesh @thepitnyc @iamTannenbaum @Porchia @dylaneshbaugh so do I!!! @pjillustrator @thepitnyc awesome! thanks for the RT 🎉#solocom2019 ❤️🤖❤️ #sexrobotsandmysteriousshadows 🎫 @thepitnyc https://t.co/CMFOM46Y3e#scrappedcomedy Wed Nov 27th 8pm @thepitnyc — tickets 🎫 https://t.co/VNUqVR9xLOSEX, ROBOTS, & MYSTERIOUS SHADOWS. . #onewomanshow #solocom2019 created and performed by Sarah Ann Houghton. . Frid… https://t.co/rFTKBhr7Joand #scrappedcomedy puppets: @therealmikenew @emckennacox @lynseybinsey and Ben Getz https://t.co/307BDM0vcJannouncing the tenth installment of #scrappedcomedy next Wed 11/27 at 8pm @thepitnyc Striker. . Bring the whole fam… https://t.co/C1wmBoHN9d
11/21
2019
@JWCrump this is very on brand— and kind of how I imagine you’ll ask the executor to facilitate your last will and… https://t.co/KBSSy990S4
11/20
2019
@cocopauroso thank YOU!!! so inspiring. Do you have any show dates coming up in LA?
11/18
2019

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