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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr Brooklyn, NY

writer / comedian / #blockedbytrump / wrote 100 Tricks to Appear Smart in Meetings & How to Be Successful Without Hurting Men's Feelings

2,982 Following   2,156,065 Followers   37,512 Tweets

Joined Twitter 5/3/08


@makesgoodsoup It took me way too long to realize this was not actually Zoe Kravitz
8/7
2020
How to bible https://t.co/Kib5lTdlRt
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8/6
2020
*googles muzzles for presidents*
8/5
2020
THIS IS NOT FAIR https://t.co/ohN5yypgfG#itiswhatitis https://t.co/zVvzIeS42kThank you @FallonTonight for the shout out in @jimmyfallon's monologue last night! https://t.co/0HqTzSN427Politicians need to listen to medical experts, coordinate a national strategy, and stop politicizing masks. Now. https://t.co/1ZUZtgnGEX
Retweeted by Sarah Cooper"We're last. Meaning, we're first."Trump brings comfort to dying Americans by saying hey, don’t worry, people in other countries are dying tooWhoever did the makeup on @sarahcpr is a genius. https://t.co/7VnpWGVXyh
Retweeted by Sarah Cooper @kt8983 @paulhutcheon I think @jonathanvswan made him look dumber than I could ever do
8/4
2020
#WithRefugees https://t.co/OsO9pE766N
Retweeted by Sarah Cooper @erikaamato @phoebesaid @JenniferJJacobs @jendeben @SalehaMohsin The first video that went viral got 22 million vie… https://t.co/Uf2QsbkWKrDonald Trump reminds me of this Fred Armisen character who can't finish a single sentence https://t.co/hlV3cL2RmW
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8/3
2020
Holy shit. 🤣 https://t.co/ypNGky5FPC
Retweeted by Sarah CooperSiri show me my worst nightmare https://t.co/6zQ8coofGHTikTok is undefeated https://t.co/9a5Fu8MZDp https://t.co/tWB480K6GUSeriously, this is the funniest shit in a long time. And that’s saying something for you, Rex. https://t.co/h49eh2fRxU
Retweeted by Sarah CooperBreaking: PENNYWISE heading to Florida https://t.co/sbsB0QU9aI
8/2
2020
How to tick tack (with captions by @KaitMartin_1) https://t.co/fCgkUCMJybTrump's failures are real, and they are spectacular @sarahcpr I just spoke to the president about this. https://t.co/vaBtnlkQ0g
Retweeted by Sarah CooperDoes Trump know that by banning TikTok he’s also pissing off suburban moms https://t.co/4o9hjNM7rNWishing you well, Louie! And thank you for standing with millions of women who don’t want you coming between them a… https://t.co/nzgpmBy8rL
Retweeted by Sarah CooperIt was my first run in with a clown, but it would not be my lastWhat was I thinking? https://t.co/iQ3wDnylXAa reporter actually followed up with trump about something he said would happen "in two weeks" two weeks ago! this… https://t.co/sx0gvGiLiQ
Retweeted by Sarah Cooper @bvfsqre @11thHour Which video was it??Chernobyl is happening here. https://t.co/XO4wCrIlfb
Retweeted by Sarah CooperThis wasn’t made with TikTok 😂 https://t.co/0nwxsRzqWZ“We will miss him, it’s a shame he chose to have cancer” —republican giving a eulogyI don't want to do this. I'm on vacation, but frankly, I don't see an alternative. In 2016, misinformation helped e… https://t.co/3ZNclJlEWR
Retweeted by Sarah Cooper @ResitsTrump I read “It's just videos of him making stupid faces while LITERALLY REPEATING what trump” and I litera… https://t.co/WLGAb18ejZ
8/1
2020
How to tick tack https://t.co/1Mn8nk363fIn honor of our @CTAOP drive-in screening of #MadMaxFuryRoad tonight, throwing it back to the point of no return wi… https://t.co/XEOQcQusMd
Retweeted by Sarah Cooper @phoebesaid @JenniferJJacobs @jendeben @SalehaMohsin i made my last video without tiktok. i don't need tiktok. @KevinMKruse Me wondering why anyone tries to interview this barely sentient hair plug https://t.co/StTBPdwCEl @RobAnderson2018 no republican who risked american lives to push trump's psychotic agenda should ever hold office again everWhy does Tucker Carlson still have a job
7/31
2020
President Clinton: "I just love him. I always will. And I'm so grateful that he stayed true to form. He's gone up y… https://t.co/ydm9HaRziH
Retweeted by Sarah CooperThe hilarious @sarahcpr joins us on @DontAskTig. 🎉 @TigNotaro was so excited, she even showered. Listen to them t… https://t.co/yOggYtzXmy
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7/30
2020
Just in: Trump claims to have created Opportunity Zones, calls himself The Wizard of OZgood day! like most of my fellow freelancers, my business has been hit really hard by the pandemic. if you’re looki… https://t.co/v5mbZgODfa
Retweeted by Sarah Cooper @MarkRobbo565 it pisses me off that she's protecting them and none of them can be bothered to protect herHas Clearasil made a cure for maskne yetI am not excited to have lived long enough to see the moment Madonna became a Karen https://t.co/jn22ZGiZf5Trump 2016: Things are bad, vote for me so I can fix them Trump 2020: Things are even worse, vote for me or else t… https://t.co/UcpIlU6iYc
7/29
2020
Starting to think the only deal Trump ever closed was the one he made with the devilHomeownership is a LIE. Rent until you’re dead. Unless you want to buy my house in which case please buy my houseMy parents convinced me to buy a house right before the market crashed and now they think I should have a kid right… https://t.co/aDwt6gHMqbA Black Lady Sketch Show was nominated for an Emmy! Congrats to our entire super dope team! 🥳🥳 https://t.co/wg9zNzKK64
Retweeted by Sarah CooperTrump wants to make it harder for you to #VoteByMail & I want to do the opposite of that. Our friends at… https://t.co/H11IluC1pz
7/28
2020
No one can leave the fucking country, you asshole, thanks to your idiot president. https://t.co/2RI0ZL4DIJ
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7/27
2020
We have 100 days left until Election Day in November. @WhenWeAllVote and @MichelleObama are on a mission to make s… https://t.co/RFdiMy9rKh
Retweeted by Sarah CooperI’m a MAGA teen 🎶 🇺🇸 💪 https://t.co/qfnPHzVBUF
Retweeted by Sarah CooperNext up in our Screamers: Speaking Up + Doing Good series is Sarah Cooper. @sarahcpr has been a member of the 3EB C… https://t.co/rk4U4FBmlx
Retweeted by Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr How to person woman man camera tv from the room next door. Hope you like it @sarahcpr and… https://t.co/E9P14dHaTr
Retweeted by Sarah Cooper @DonCheadle If they replaced Trump with the Easter bunny it would make more sense @DonCheadle Truly hysterical😂😂😂 https://t.co/ZakIndaPJp
Retweeted by Sarah Cooper @troovus @MrMichaelSpicer @sarahcpr I tried a mashup from the disinfectant injection days. https://t.co/5bTi7eeQ87
Retweeted by Sarah CooperWill Kamala Harris be Joe Biden’s vice presidential pick?
7/26
2020
A Virginia high school named after Confederate war general Robert E. Lee is to be renamed to honor the late civil r… https://t.co/OaAjSZHeZ0
Retweeted by Sarah Cooper @KimberDin It really is super mean if you think about it from the other persons perspective, I was just thinking that lol @JoJoFromJerz Oh my god 😭 @ElPresidenTroll @RobAnderson2018 Wait you mean the one from that scene in Dumbo??? Oh my god this @MikeFalzone Oh my god. That’s one hell of a deep cut and I think I agreeThe @sarahcpr videos are the only way I can listen to 45 speak. In case u missed it she came on my "Working It Out"… https://t.co/mdhQxrgbyA
Retweeted by Sarah CooperNext time someone asks me who my favorite comedians are I’m just going to say Republicans...just finished tonight’s drawing After another AMAZING performance from @sarahcpr I had to grab some screen shot… https://t.co/nknYrjmmx2
Retweeted by Sarah CooperWhat song makes you burst into tears immediately? Mine is Wind Beneath My Wings
7/25
2020
Shout out to @KaitMartin_1 who did the captions, she’s new to Twitter, give her an ol tip of the follow buttonHow to person woman man camera tv (with captions) https://t.co/YP8USHTxaXJoin us Sat. for #TheToweringDisaster w/ Michael Cera @DonCheadle John Ennis @OrvilleIV @MoreReginaHallhttps://t.co/iwqbNE9Zg8
Retweeted by Sarah CooperCaptioned video coming shortly! I'm so sorry about the lack of captions, I have someone helping me with this nowHow to person woman man camera tv https://t.co/rcQC4sxmLXI got my elephant! Thank you @WWF ❤️ https://t.co/QCp1BCS6qS @RobAnderson2018 LA 03 @AC4Congress2020 FL 03 @tomforwi WI 05 @DrGaryWegman PA 09 And remember to follow @NDLB2020https://t.co/nB14scpvsAThanks again to @NDLB2020 for the town hall last night! Here's a thread of the candidates trying to flip red distri… https://t.co/P2rKZgLNN8Trump announces that he spoke to Putin today and no reporter asks what he said to Putin. No reporter asks what he… https://t.co/qGjhqojyJc
Retweeted by Sarah CooperHere’s what I learned making this video: Fox News HATES Donald Trump. They could’ve edited this (heavily) and made… https://t.co/PUaBmSIApDHow to person woman man camera tv https://t.co/nplmR7rrV0
7/24
2020
This virtual town hall tonight was full in a couple of hours but if you missed the chance to register, it will be s… https://t.co/bAYD1wlhtV @ProjectLincoln I just want to know how many more times he explains this baby test to this poor helpless interviewer @ProjectLincoln Does anyone know where the rest of this goldmine is? Is the full interview available yet? @HamillHimself “If you’re in the office if the preschdency you have to be sharp” @JesseDamiani @realDonaldTrump Okay so to recap... Trump is proud of a memory test that he can't remember @JesseDamiani my god when did he do THIS interview?? i seriously cannot keep up.
7/23
2020
Thank you so much @KamalaHarris this was the highlight of my life https://t.co/GUZ5issl7J @evanmcmurry “I am sorry for how you misunderstood what I said” is a whole new level of manpologyProposal to rename "Unemployment" to "Universal Basic Income" https://t.co/iypUv21xcg @thehill @tedcruz Why not? We pay @realdonaldtrump and @tedcruz to not do anything all day everyday @Azkaban my god even their campaign emails are abusive @TheJacenty I am genuinely so sorry! I blame my agents.Excited to chat with @KamalaHarris on Instagram Live today at 6pm EST and ask her if she remembers taking this pict… https://t.co/crk4wCXYJPAll valid questions https://t.co/mju1WF6w3aI am haunted by that phrase “preventable deaths.” To say the words is still not to fully grasp the meaning. Especia… https://t.co/kJYio61qq4
Retweeted by Sarah CooperJust wanted to make sure you saw this. #Hamilton #Fauci https://t.co/uYBV4DFUMK
Retweeted by Sarah Cooperthey've had enough https://t.co/qK3wngDJnB
Retweeted by Sarah CooperTrump should be remembered as the man who demanded Hillary Clinton be ‘locked up’ while wishing Ghislaine Maxwell ‘well.’
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7/22
2020

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