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Director, Digital Mktg @Bumped & speaker. Formerly @Simple. Chronically ill and strong af. Genderfluid. 🌱 parent. 🐱 enthusiast. Sometimes I tweet my outfits.

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Joined Twitter 3/5/09


I think I’m getting regular people sick and that’s annoying.My sciatica is acting up today. Also I am actually a 67-year-old woman. @alexkellysays @litmusapp A reframe could be that they’re just giving you the chance to showcase what will be part… https://t.co/oy7DLvYjHBNot being at #LitmusLive Boston and missing all my Twitter #emailgeek frens that could be real-life frens has me li… https://t.co/boKFUBTuK7
9/18
2018
It me Alt: dog in space clothes floating in space shuttle with the text, “I have no idea what I’m doing” https://t.co/olxAvecBKYTfw you don’t want to Monday so you style your outfit around sweat pants https://t.co/T3w5jx3JaU @kf V fair point. I don’t even have any protective spray on it 😬My athleisure meets almost fall meets “pugs not drugs” socks look https://t.co/msUXWwwFs4
9/17
2018
I think I must be a bit hormonal because I’m honestly crying about the first episode of season 2 of ultimate beastmaster @emilyst https://t.co/ypjTn5pUKh @emilyst Ok here https://t.co/3y3ELWt39R
9/16
2018
@emilyst Unfortunately I already fixed it but next time @splunge2000 Ew.I forgot that having bangs means sometimes I wake up with them sticking straight out and I have to figure out how to fix them.Any chronically ill/disabled folks who can help with this? https://t.co/DNx0pcHI5J @tatianatmac Alt: little girl staring skeptically, as if to say, “I don’t know what this is but I don’t like it” https://t.co/dF7S7U5dr9I'm giving away 1⃣0⃣ free passes to take my accessibility (#a11y) @skillshare course, which offers a solid primer t… https://t.co/K6dJTgYuGJ
Retweeted by Sarah Esterman 👋Soooooo I did a thing https://t.co/N0unMQLwlZ
9/15
2018
“Creepy old man phase” Funny, I thought that was called an abuse of power. My mistake. https://t.co/SB0hNn8FO7I don’t even live in SF and this is too fucking real https://t.co/Cw0wIV2OEi @emilyst I will work on this @emilyst https://t.co/to9yzOG2KiI preordered a phone today. Who am I. Why am I. When am I. I have been working in tech too long.Tech/design leaders with 10K+ followers: You *must* speak out about tech AND social justice. Without this dismant… https://t.co/aF90BTh4N9
Retweeted by Sarah Esterman 👋Today I climbed and boxed. Arms are now toast.
9/14
2018
Chronically ill friends who work full-time: what do you wish your employer knew about you or your condition, if anything? @hannahjvPDX Yes!Just used the @EmbryolisseUSA Lait Creme Concentrate I brought home form Paris for the first time and holy shit my skin feels so soft @jilljubs I know peeps be joking about cold brew and donuts in your replies, but all of the snacks in the world cou… https://t.co/aFG0qHxuv3Job-hunting is emotional, discouraging, and can feel like hell. Hiring teams ought to remember that and empathize w… https://t.co/awp2IHnpDTAlt of that gif: David Tennant as the Doctor saying, “Let me help you”
9/13
2018
Me every time I get an email that’s just a giant image https://t.co/Ss7cFEFJ9wTrue story. I typed into Slack: “looks like they have a new website” https://t.co/KCSwv6ovBK @linzlovesyou The Steve Maddens are def not waterproof @linzlovesyou Steve Madden. I’ve had them for years and today I noticed a tear in the sole so I will be getting the… https://t.co/9CJaFYZ75fRelated: I will stop checking my email March of 2019 https://t.co/enqLpRt7Kc(Very obvi a joke but just in case: that was a joke)Sluts https://t.co/FBkalCo8Sr @emilyst HibernationHello it’s sweater, beanie, and boot season https://t.co/0yoJJly8IRAlso hi I’m a #glossierrep: https://t.co/6GbeJW9ClI*sees that @glossier solution is back in stock* *immediately purchases 3 bottles just in case* @hannahjvPDX That wall/feature/thing is soooo haaaaardAnd also obviously how I reached with the wrong arm a few times, hah.Watching myself climb is super helpful because I’m noticing where I use a lot of energy, like how I readjust on a l… https://t.co/DSogt2ea4CHere it is. That v3 is harder than it looks https://t.co/JbWCTGhtRm
9/12
2018
Welp. His vlog will have video of me falling from the top of the wall @donutfemme PERFECT @donutfemme THATS A GOOD COSTUME @HubSpot @HubSpotSupport I don’t need a support rep—I just wanted to let you know something looked a little funkyRobbie will apparently be video-ing me climbing today for a vlog challenge he’s doing. NO PRESSURE.Hmmm @HubSpot: looks like you’ve got some issues with your unsub success screen. Specifically under the “how about… https://t.co/bzUGIyhdNGSexy sweat pants 🤷‍♀️ https://t.co/yW1wraFS2Lsending content that people want to read is the ultimate interactive email
Retweeted by Sarah Esterman 👋 @krubasaur Yea! It’s so fun!!When your hand wraps match your tattoo 💚🥊 https://t.co/Sln84j2Hpg
9/11
2018
Holy relatable https://t.co/JhsIIrzuWxWowowowowowow https://t.co/QgOJRC4zSmPlaying in the office rn: 🎵 Do you remember how it feels to be young? 🎵 Uhhhh I was diagnosed with an autoimmune d… https://t.co/SbGQ9IYQtJ @tatianatmac SMARTMostly because I hate getting a bunch of notifications about comments on a blog draft when our compliance folks are… https://t.co/LXRq1iWSZpI wish there was a way to choose not to notify someone about comments in a Google doc until you’re done making all commentsI slept basically all weekend. Sup chronic illness life
9/10
2018
Babies https://t.co/kbqRuHZkum
9/9
2018
New Relic is looking for: Product Marketing Manager - Portland https://t.co/HOylQFaT6d #job
Retweeted by Sarah Esterman 👋Do. Not. Do. This. Ever. https://t.co/o8ZwBkH88qI relate. https://t.co/RAW2KOEAQyToday I learned that guacamole toast is not even close to the same as avocado toast. Too spice. Weird mouth feel.So this morning I woke up at 4. Guessing tomorrow it’ll be 5? #thejetlagdiarieshttps://t.co/dUF5Yv6mHO
9/8
2018
I’m officially registered for a French 101 class for fall term so goodbye what existed of my social life, and bonjour knowledge.If you’re job search solely consists of checking job boards and applying online, you’re missing out on great jobs i… https://t.co/E2B5Dk6u1X
Retweeted by Sarah Esterman 👋Well on the bright side I woke up at 3 instead of 2 this morning.
9/7
2018
Reunited https://t.co/QQC9frK52gBroken emails can be such a buzzkill for your brand. Here's some great tips by master #EmailGeek @pompeii79 to ensu… https://t.co/75tKkEKEjJ
Retweeted by Sarah Esterman 👋 @hannahjvPDX OMG @hannahjvPDX I wish I was there...Update: despite the caffeine and exhaustion situation, I look p ok https://t.co/RwKGT0JLnXUpdate: I decided it would be a good idea to have a coffee. Update to the update: it was not a good idea. @hannahjvPDX Also I’m sooo glad!!! That’s so rad! @hannahjvPDX It might haveLoling at how I thought it would be a good idea to go straight back to work after my trip. Fortunately it’s Thursda… https://t.co/VuclRq3EkLLololol I’m fully awake at 3am. Jet lag is fun. https://t.co/GhJB1mN0muMe: I must stay awake until 8pm at least to combat jet lag. Also me: *sleeps from 4:30-11:30pm* Oops.
9/6
2018
I am officially back in Portland and it feels like time doesn’t exist.
9/5
2018
Traveling while chronically ill means I spend the last day or so of a vacation mostly exhausted. But that’s OK beca… https://t.co/bhrBfZGKbo
9/4
2018
Je ne veux pas partir. https://t.co/kAZFnitc5xTomorrow is our last full day in Paris. So today we’re going around and having all the pastries we haven’t tried yet.
9/2
2018
Will carpet tiles totally ruin my apartment wood floor? We are required by our lease to have 75% of the floor cover… https://t.co/clLqauZJ13Sooooo Robbie gets his poker news from, well, @PokerNews, and he just shared with me this major fuck up. They do… https://t.co/6kKMNGV3JJ
9/1
2018
Tfw you see a small boy wearing an outfit you could totally rock https://t.co/ine8106mqvFrench dog watch: a lot of King Charles cavaliers, French bulldogs (duh), and chihuahuasMy Côte d’Azur skin survival: @BiodermaFr @LaRochePosayFR @glossier https://t.co/fpOfBmDWfbI’ve been reading a romantic beach read just to find out one of the people dies at the end and honestly I’ve never felt so betrayed.I just ate this and now I’m covered in sugar https://t.co/9L3UlOgDAu
8/31
2018
Dressed to go eat dinner https://t.co/N9o3bWnCq4The view from our Airbnb is unreal https://t.co/W6BCL93NQ2The salt sea is doing wonderful things to my hair https://t.co/pCxypJqfZ3Today’s mistake: shaving my legs before coming to the sea. That salt water HURTSLounging in the sun, sipping rosé, reading a light romance novel, and having a huge moment of gratitude that I’m ab… https://t.co/QTk9FHYeFA
8/30
2018

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