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Director, Digital Mktg @Bumped & speaker. Formerly @Simple. Chronically ill and strong af. Genderfluid. 🌱 parent. 🐱 enthusiast. Sometimes I tweet my outfits.

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Joined Twitter 3/5/09


@basitmate Nausea. And lots of it @tatianatmac I knew better, but I figured it was better to take it than not. Oh wellllllYesterday I learned a very important lesson: do not take your Vitamin B complex on an empty stomach.Help me bolster my 2018 end of year donations to @BlackGirlsCode, @ACLU, and @TrevorProject by shopping my store:… https://t.co/qgKmcMDLFo
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11/20
2018
@ABetterJones I know this life and I empathize so hard ❤️Yes, this. And the lie that love is supposed to always feel passionate or tumultuous or extra is very damaging. https://t.co/mwlJVWJoWmRahul from GBBO is so precious. I’m in love
11/18
2018
@TrennaLynne This is very relatable.There’s something about a super unsettling tone in a book that keeps me reading way more than anything happy or str… https://t.co/gv1d1u0rdVAchievement unlocked: no unread emails. Ok but this will last about a day. @Not_JCVD What why when untoasted bagelDoes anybody in PDX use an apartment cleaning service they love (or even just like)? We’ve had a really difficult t… https://t.co/yJYZmnVDUjThis is way more evenly split that I expected https://t.co/L7kCmBJ5JK
11/17
2018
Please help me solve my spousal spat: is butter an acceptable alternative to cream cheese or schmear on a bagel?
11/16
2018
A haiku, by my cat, Jazzy: what’s that you have there? it is mine now I want it. I stand on your chest.A haiku, by my dog, Parker: bark bark bark bark bark snuggle snuggle mom snuggle bark bark snuggle poutA haiku, by me, working from home because sick: jesus christ these pets won’t leave me alone at all. what is privacy?After weeks (months?) of consuming an abundance of sugar and feeling the chronic illness consequences, yesterday I… https://t.co/no6wMTV3wJI got 100% on my second French quiz. I would say that in French but we haven’t learned how yet.
11/15
2018
I am tired of self improvement. I’ve done so many terrible difficult things this year. I just want to be trash for… https://t.co/c4DFxTEXnF
Retweeted by Sarah EstermanGross ew no https://t.co/JkIoy6MegYIT IS VERY DIFFICULT AND STRESSFUL, Y’ALL https://t.co/v7qvxALvlE
11/14
2018
Hi hello. Next time you go to say something rude to a support person or a brand, maybe don’t. There are real humans… https://t.co/S37nh3gni6Since I’ve gotten this a couple of times—credit unions are not trauma-informed. Credit unions are not magically emp… https://t.co/rC5Fb2LAu7
Retweeted by Sarah EstermanUmmm. Should I be scared? https://t.co/2ShfPvFPXs
11/13
2018
@linzlovesyou It’s a skill I did enjoy it. And also I have a cold and felt overwhelmed.Continued https://t.co/afshGJWSjWI call this series “is she enjoying the Museum of Ice Cream, or...?” https://t.co/N5L9TwBj7FThis story is fascinating https://t.co/wptVsqid7NMe 11 days ago: maybe I’ll do nanowrimo Me now: *literally has no time* maybe I can catch up and write 20k words this week?
11/11
2018
Shhh don’t tell Jazzy https://t.co/X4XXfBmwHvAlso I’m p sure I woke up with a cold. Either that or it’s the smoke https://t.co/pijeInxZxAMe: after a wonderful but very long week, I deserve to sleep in. Also me: can’t sleep past 7am @Not_JCVD So glad to have read this just after getting weed delivered (god bless SF for this reason) @ahockley WutI can’t stop watching this https://t.co/69aspXdzGGTbh I’m a big fan of newsletters that are just lists of links #litmuslive @TravelingAnnaI CANT STOP TAKING PICS OF THESE SLIDES @TravelingAnna #litmuslive https://t.co/wId1n8K0bXBrb signing up for the WSJ books newsletter because 😍 #litmuslive @TravelingAnna https://t.co/C16DpsoFk9Ahhhhh love the idea of an fb group that’s only for the newsletter readers to extend the convo out of the inbox #litmusliveI love @TravelingAnna’s focus on humanity and doing things for people/creating a relationship with readers. Empathy forever. #litmuslive @RianLemmer IM SO GLAD SOMEONE SAID IT
11/10
2018
Yes I did tweet and the delete and tweet this. I forgot the conference hashtag LIKE A ROOKIESo many hats off to all the first-time speakers. Welcome to the speaker club. It is very official. There’s cake*.… https://t.co/KedjMvUeLU @shannon_crabill @RianLemmer @KevinMandeville I spend most of my time in transactional emails and they are so, so,… https://t.co/AbzP0FOX3k @KevinMandeville @nickgoldsberry @meladorri Damn I knew I should’ve worn a 3-piece suit @logansandrock @meladorri I’m so grateful for Litmus Live for a lot of reasons but one of those is introducing me t… https://t.co/rtA4t7N98B“Talk to your people like people and you’ll get the results you need” - @sethweisfeld #litmuslive @KevinMandeville I appreciate these real-time debate updates while you’re on stage #litmusliveWhat’s more important than interactive email? “Narrative... content should be the forefront” - @SwissWebMiss #LitmusLiveI’m in the other track right now but I can attest to the helpfulness of an ICE score for prioritization #litmuslive https://t.co/ah3tCgcyDc @meladorri Ok but I might print out this tweet and frame it because so good, so kind, so cry“Don’t touch our code.” - @SwissWebMiss mic drop moment in the interactivity debate #litmusliveOoooh I’m so glad we’re talking about accessibility issues when it comes to interactivity right now #litmusliveAlternate title: when your speaking face is 1000x worse than you thought #litmuslive https://t.co/gSbc4tFuFIMY PARTNER HAD ONE JOB AND THESE ARE THE PICS HE GOT OF ME ON STAGE #litmuslive (jk I love him a lot and he did a g… https://t.co/vWTNJCs63II sat in the WORST spot to try and get a pic of @SwissWebMiss in the interactivity panel #litmuslive https://t.co/eIZePkSxqZ @TravelingAnna I can’t wait @TravelingAnna But did we just become best friends?DONT MAKE ME CRY OH WAIT TOO LATE #litmuslive https://t.co/i33RryoGli @alenaee @meladorri I gotchu @alenaee @justine_jordan @meladorri*FONTS DO HAVE FEELINGS @meladorri #litmuslive🤞 I won’t be shivering while talking laterMe walking into the main ballroom just now at #litmuslive Alt: Jon Snow looking miserable in the cold, snow blowin… https://t.co/V1KiWdQ8AkDid you like @SwissWebMiss’s talk about APIs this AM? She’ll be back on the design and dev stage at #litmuslive for… https://t.co/u0StrSYUfm @SwissWebMiss Omg you’re the sweetestCc @Autohypnosis https://t.co/7V03fqSdnLSo much good QA info so quickly from Nathan at #litmuslive. It’d be rad to see this all as a massive checklistWhy QA matters: “We want to do great work” - Nathan Stack at #litmuslive (anyone have Nathan’s twitter handle?)My notes for @SwissWebMiss’s #litmuslive talk on demystifying APIs https://t.co/0bZ25tOuHr @RodriguezCommaJ @SwissWebMiss Sorry not sorry https://t.co/1HwNprYMTwHi @SwissWebMiss I love that you just told someone who sneezed “bless you” from the stage at #litmusliveMY BODY IS READY #litmuslive @SwissWebMiss https://t.co/6TLAq1XDAGYasss @SwissWebMiss on the #litmuslive stage! https://t.co/TYEaQpX752 @journeyonwards @meladorri @sethweisfeld Thank you!My #litmuslive sf day 1 #ootd https://t.co/yVKuNsABk7Yes please https://t.co/UiIrCO38uA @shannon_crabill ❤️ that means the most. You killed it up there!WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS PICTURE OF ME @shannon_crabill??? #litmuslive https://t.co/FYfQWSGUFr🙌🙌🙌 to using user stories to get buy-in @shannon_crabill #litmuslive @Subotai @seth_weisfeld * @sethweisfeldDon’t worry @meladorri I took some (mildly unreadable) notes #litmuslive cc @sethweisfeld https://t.co/JziD2xFpUDToday I learned how to draw a mind blown emoji in my notes because 🤯 I can’t believe @pinterest has built their own… https://t.co/ydxH27RHl3Ok but is anyone else curious if that Pin Twin email resulted in some new relationships #litmuslive
11/9
2018
Hats off to speakers today making the clicker situation work. It is super nerve wracking to be up in front of 300 p… https://t.co/lvPDXKnv5mLearning so much about how to do really quick experiments to get directional results and learn really fast, and I’m… https://t.co/wtO1SATFsg @Sean_Kennedy @SwissWebMiss @reallygoodemail (But like w/o the murder and stuff) Alt: Liam Neeson saying, “I will… https://t.co/W7nui9S6BcRapid experimentation is all about “failing fast and savoring surprises” - @RianLemmer and @kTinklenberg at… https://t.co/puBnLXb21f @reallygoodemail @Sean_Kennedy Yes I want this. @Sean_Kennedy tell me your whereabouts. (Omg you’re talking into a… https://t.co/n3FuwwoTcz @iamelliot Playing and coloring outside the lines/breaking the rules can lead to a lot of cool and fun stuff, so I’m here for it @reallygoodemail @litmusapp @Sean_Kennedy I like mail @brutalistowl @TaxiforEmail Hi I want thisCurrent stats suggest I have an unpopular opinion. I liked it because creative, but I don’t know how it would perfo… https://t.co/qVyw3VBPc8 @iamelliot AMENluring my drunk friends home {\__/} ( • . •) / >🌮u want this? {\__/} ( • - •) 🌮< \ get in the fucking uber
Retweeted by Sarah EstermanDon't limit your thinking about what email "can" or "can't" do. Think like a founder—what *business* problem can yo… https://t.co/EAmdYLq4ao
Retweeted by Sarah EstermanDon’t mind me fan-personing (is there a better non-gendered way to say that?) over @MrDrewPrice’s #LitmusLive talk… https://t.co/tccTLn6OBQ @rolandish Same with Iterable. I love Grammarly for writing copy for emails, though. So I have it on in Drive and j… https://t.co/vI7rCzzxNc @Not_JCVD Stay tuned in between all the conference tweets
11/8
2018

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