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Director, Digital Mktg @Bumped & speaker. Formerly @Simple. Chronically ill and strong af. Genderfluid. 🌱 parent. 🐱 enthusiast. Sometimes I tweet my outfits.

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2/16
2019
@BrukeGetachew Oh totally. My favorite is when they connect to the closed laptop in my bag and not the phone in my hand. @BrukeGetachew I like mine solely for being on planes and being able to charge my phone at the same time I listen t… https://t.co/Is62q7GIMo @tatianatmac I mean, sweat palace sounds betterMedical care is expensive and my new insurance doesn’t cover my appointments like my old one did, so you can find m… https://t.co/1O4q4o5Ze3Hi! If you’re unable to afford a copy of The Collected Schizophrenias, but would like one, & you live within the Un… https://t.co/zAbdXg8aeA
Retweeted by Sarah EstermanDo you want to come work with me at @bumped? We’re currently hiring for two roles: Product Support Manager and Seni… https://t.co/BRTNxKbvxbNUMBER FUCKING THREE https://t.co/PL0kDtD4LY
Retweeted by Sarah EstermanThere are only so many days you can be out for sickness after you’ve been out on PTO for vacation without worrying… https://t.co/HNbwWrWQ4oRoses are red Violets are blue I went to the office today even though I still have the fluPaying someone to do your laundry isn’t ridiculous if you’re too busy to do laundry and you have the means.The husband in the first episode of Tidying Up is infuriating me
2/14
2019
Ummm we just saw lightning and heard thunder. What is this weather?Not being able to walk from the couch to the bathroom is a fun symptom. So fun. This is the most fun. Alt: cartoon… https://t.co/jxJx1YHebqOmg. Having to take a billion pills every day is so much harder when you have a sore throat so bad it feels like sw… https://t.co/kAlrUqMWCLMichael Jordan’s first concern after being sucked down a golf hole into Looney Toon world where Bugs Bunny just tol… https://t.co/eASZEjtqf4I just wish the opening scene didn’t have an R. Kelly songHi I think I have the flu and Space Jam is on @hulu
2/11
2019
PSA: stop shaming women for liking & having sex. There’s nothing shameful about women having sex. We’re allowed to… https://t.co/VunbLLls7d
Retweeted by Sarah EstermanFinally watching the Netflix Fyre documentary and it is a very anxiety-inducing experience
2/10
2019
The Australian person whose emails I occasionally get recently got a rabbit. I am getting their vet’s marketing emails now.I cannot recommend taking a B-vitamin complex with water. Alt: David Rose from Schitt's Creek saying, "That's disg… https://t.co/KRpPDI84C2Pros to Robbie's new career as a tax accountant: - I don't have to worry about taxes - He likes it Con: - From Jan… https://t.co/rpfUSOyP6w
2/9
2019
No Hard Feelings (a book) too real https://t.co/qhYliKwNwM
Retweeted by Sarah EstermanSoooo Robbie is gonna be working 60s during tax season, which means I need to learn to cook.
2/8
2019
@tatianatmac Would read. Also most procrastinators I know are also high achievers 🤷‍♀️Things that changed in my 6 days away from home: the weather is a little colder, my fridge is empty, my dog is fatter
2/7
2019
I’m still on vacation, but @bumped is hiring for 2 roles: a Senior Backend Software Engineer and a Product Support… https://t.co/g6Fz21DElH
2/6
2019
Went to Yelapa today. Met this dog (and these 2 cats) https://t.co/RVFwdoLKp2
2/3
2019
Flying internationally, friends? Always pee *before* you get off the plane. Otherwise you will be bursting while wa… https://t.co/ZXwDkZc5EzJust landed in Puerto Vallarta. Took my phone off airplane mode and had over 50 text messages. My friends decided t… https://t.co/qHD15tF1pGI may be the only person on this flight wearing a beanie. I mean, it’s probably because we’re going to Puerto Valla… https://t.co/CBzsKv2n42 @tvjames I’m not too embarrassed. I think my over-communication comes from being mostly remote at my last job, when… https://t.co/01ukt9LOtxEvery time I go to type something in Slack, I think about how I am our org’s most active person on Slack by far. (I… https://t.co/vL8GbWLts0
2/1
2019
Tomorrow this time I’ll be nearly halfway to Puerto Vallarta 😁 @sarahesterman Here’s a cute little boy enjoying his breakfast to brighten your week. ❤️ https://t.co/XEGt4iADtE
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Retweeted by Sarah Esterman @tatianatmac I want you to have that floof!! @sarahesterman here’s my fat puppy sitting up like a people in August https://t.co/tb511DjxA6
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Retweeted by Sarah Esterman @skgates Sound advice @sarahesterman Oscar suggests a trip to the beach to unwind. https://t.co/guPoFTo43C
Retweeted by Sarah EstermanI wrote this thing and I am proud of it. https://t.co/RhRRUgdrIW @alenaee Wowowowow so cute @sarahesterman https://t.co/qX6LGAU89I
Retweeted by Sarah Esterman @alialliallie They are perfect @sarahesterman These all count right? https://t.co/Vl9o6e4BFU
Retweeted by Sarah Esterman @sarahesterman Hi I am brooks I love you and playing and pets https://t.co/lInsNFDmaM
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1/31
2019
@sarahesterman https://t.co/uGsn9GQWZd
Retweeted by Sarah Esterman @sarahesterman my caddy Wallace https://t.co/jiLFo8S7Zh
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Retweeted by Sarah Esterman @sarahesterman This is Cypher. He’s, like, 13 weeks old I think? He’s a purebred Border Collie. He’s super fluffy. https://t.co/PTEOuLymz7
Retweeted by Sarah Esterman @sarahesterman This is Archer. He likes long walks on the beach, sunsets, and drinking out of the toilet. https://t.co/kJoHBta8XF
Retweeted by Sarah EstermanYesterday was my abuser’s birthday and also I learned some disappointing things about my illness/health. So I guess… https://t.co/WeFfaRYVgdThe word “queue” is weirdI asked Robbie what Spanish I should know for my trip to Mexico. His input: “No gracias. Mi esposo es perfecto.”
1/30
2019
*goes to a website once* *sees ads for the website everywhere forever*hi look at me i'm a rich healthy antivaxxer and i made the beloved children's science museum dangerous and inaccess… https://t.co/IaT5R5fD02
Retweeted by Sarah EstermanToday I learned how to turn off those annoying and judgmental Apple Watch Activity notifications. (I know I'm not a… https://t.co/lvouhwN5Ai @rowbradley ouch @knitpurl brb freaking out about how bodies are made up of so many tiny living pieces doing their things, and how b… https://t.co/rc5tbqmExe
1/29
2019
In research I’ve been doing for a blog series at work, coverture keeps coming up. It just reminds me that women hav… https://t.co/kupIQ0NIuIDisability, like most other things involving human beings, exists on a spectrum. So there’s no one right way to h… https://t.co/6PbyIB72cy
Retweeted by Sarah Esterman @willcritchlow 100%. The risk of death is always 100%.This morning, ICE agents got on my Greyhound bus that was headed from Spokane to Portland. They walked around befor… https://t.co/Z5c1CWoLLB
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1/28
2019
Student D received in-school suspension for not agreeing to remove her shirt and pants. Now think about what that… https://t.co/FvjiO5zvL8
Retweeted by Sarah Esterman @alexisjulian Ahh yeah. I don’t know that it crosses every industry, but I think it also shows up outside of tech,… https://t.co/mEzTh0Qlbm @alexisjulian I do. I also know the obscene pressure to do this, tooDeath to hustle culture https://t.co/FglsVA0FCHWowowowow I always forget how much waxing hurts. I really wish women’s body hair wasn’t one of those things societ… https://t.co/LMANwYhgLY @BrukeGetachew Just that chronic illness life 🤷‍♀️ @BrukeGetachew It’s probably a flare. These are just questions that run through my head, not really looking for an answerI’ve spent the last 2 days basically bedridden from fatigue. Is it a normal flare? Is it a side effect of a suppl… https://t.co/yoh5I2LSSZ
1/27
2019
But many of us -- me included, obvs -- are left feeling Sanders doesn't fully understand power, including his own p… https://t.co/FtIOnaT3h5
Retweeted by Sarah EstermanReading @Lent_Hirsch’s “Invisible” and wow if it isn’t one of the most relatable things I’ve read in a while @BrukeGetachew Same thoughUgh no why https://t.co/pFjB3UrduvHey! Can anyone recommend women who give awesome training in infosec? Can't wait to hear the replies! RTs appreciated 💕
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1/26
2019
This story is very worth reading https://t.co/QcpHPWiKw5 @daycalligraphy The whole thing is just so sad.Wouldn't it be nice if getting out of jail was as easy for young Black men as it is for Roger Stone?
Retweeted by Sarah Esterman @wearewildfang Hello please advise: where can I find some clorox for my brain to wipe the memory of seeing this away?I really love this idea https://t.co/nGkpnnRGhL
1/25
2019
I climbed another 5 today so I guess I can say I climb 5s now @andirobz Ummm I just did the same thing.... @jdetle I feel that. Relatable af. @jdetle Oof. I'm sorry you're dealing with that. That's rough. https://t.co/6dgdwkCz9nToday and yesterday are my reminders that even when I do everything “right”—I avoid my trigger foods and take all m… https://t.co/auYB7Bve1I @estoner That’s true @estoner “Hi, yes, I’m Connie now” @estoner Best adviceAm obsessed with Catwalk 😻
1/24
2019
My phone number is apparently listed on public record as someone else's found number, and that person is selling a… https://t.co/9GdxjOzMN9BREAKING: Oracle shorted women and minority workers $400 million in wages by paying them less than other employees,… https://t.co/gx0iuEtDbB
Retweeted by Sarah EstermanUpdate: maintenance dude couldn’t replicate the leak. They think it’s our upstairs neighbor’s bathtub overflow drai… https://t.co/7wW9P8fK8z @emilyst I appreciate the thought. We’re making it work. We have pets so we’re just going to make the most of the s… https://t.co/hwGa0YqoGW @emilyst I ate a thing. But after I almost threw up in the sink. Thanks though. I’m gonna curl up under a blanket and read I guessWelp water is leaking into our bathroom from the walls and so it’s gonna be a long, gross night. Maintenance is her… https://t.co/40nkCuuc3x
1/23
2019

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