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2020 @rgibson103 true. he’s a wild heartwhat kind of blood covenant would i have to take part of in order to have my cat be okay with wearing cute lil collars and bandanasthe smallest mcdonald's - "mchive" (2019) originally constructed in sweden; current location unknown active (for…
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Retweeted by 🎃trickin it to the treats 🎃shout out to all the dum dums like me who only recently learned how to pronounce “samhain” correctly. classic case… i can't just "treat myself in a kind and loving way"
Retweeted by 🎃trickin it to the treats 🎃Last night’s dream: Running fingers over scarred and pitted skin. The dark blue green for a judgey little surprise
Retweeted by 🎃trickin it to the treats 🎃 @Greeklissa @corporealcancer yess i follow him on the gram! it’s so good. i love the zodiac series @Greeklissa @corporealcancer share the linkkkk (i also can’t afford fancy tarot sets but i’m also nosey)
@Greeklissa @yelyahwilliams her new album is still blowing my mindLast night’s dream: Through a hole in the alley wall, finding a museum disguised as a thrift store. Or was it the o… @ErnieLies yup i am fine with ghoulie ghosties but home invasion is so scarymy cat for most of the year: sleep in the bed? with you? disgusting my cat the second it gets cold: time for me to… worlds collide
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@dollbunyan okay yes i was like...does spraying the perfume on the shower water really do anything? and why do you…🦊🎉Reynard the Fox Competition! Another chance to win a Reynard book & matching bookmarks! Follow, like and retweet,…
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Retweeted by 🎃trickin it to the treats 🎃my cat has been intensely peering out the window into the very dark side yard, which isn’t something he usually doe…
@kswallowtarot not to be a complete weirdo, but this reminds me a little of a dream i had recently about saaya and cleopatra, the ‘eternal couple’ of kabini forest, karnataka
Retweeted by 🎃trickin it to the treats 🎃 @DouglasWMiT i used to work in a used bookstore, and the margin notes, inscriptions, & bits of paper used as bookma… me sir that is my emotional support em dash
Retweeted by 🎃trickin it to the treats 🎃another early morning at the labs/blood draw place. way less people here than a month ago. i don’t know if that’s a good or bad thingNEW: El Paso, Texas, issues stay-at-home order due to surge in COVID cases, says "all area hospitals have reached c…
Retweeted by 🎃trickin it to the treats 🎃it’s wild to me that people “upcycle” or “repurpose” designer bags. not that bags are beyond reproach and shouldn’t…’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose
unrelated i am rewatching True Detectivenext time someone is uncool about my deep and poetic ruminations i’m just going to tell them how long it’s taken to… @RaxKingIsDead this tracks very well with him singing about taking half a xan and enjoying a nap on the planethinking about this dress
Retweeted by 🎃trickin it to the treats 🎃when most people think of symbiosis they think of those little fish that clean the big fishes mouths but i think of… This classical (c. 450-440 BCE) Greek grave stone of a young girl saying goodbye to her pet doves. It's lovely…
Retweeted by 🎃trickin it to the treats 🎃 @Humanstein me too! like this is what i think is going on in the background of the hunger gameswhen kate bush comes on at the goth club
Retweeted by 🎃trickin it to the treats 🎃 @nolonelycowboy so brave! easy poops to you Richard @ZornPlatz oh i love that! mine is a big orange guy with a little white splotch on his nose. he likes to give me lo… caught a rare glimpse of Sewer Cat tonight. Sewer Cat why won’t you let me love you
i have lived next to a highway most of my life; different highways but the same infinite engine white noise sound.… tell myself that it really is baby steps when it comes to healing. even if the step is only a millimeter forward,…’ve been asked before about my journaling practice, so here for you today is a thread of my toppest tips for how t…
Retweeted by 🎃trickin it to the treats 🎃 @stuartmbuck i can’t do hummus right now which makes me sad because i usually love it, but thinking about the textu… @rhadaway thanks bb! i can maybe do cottage cheese, i’ve never had it with pineapplewhat are some snacks people eat that are easy and don’t require cooking? i need to start eating regularly and most… into the eyeball wings @Chadzillion it was this one - found it on Poshmark accessories update: i got a wick trimmer to go with the wick dipper and am convinced it is the tool they did…
@Chadzillion no it was digital! that sounds very coolno matter how much they cost birkins always look like they are straight off the Ross Dress for Less shelf ordered a pair of glasses, and with my 🥴 There’s people that can see for FREE?!! Like eve…
Retweeted by 🎃trickin it to the treats 🎃it is 2020 and i’m shopping for an alarm clock radio. i miss the hand-me-down clock radio i had in high school that… FLAT FUCKERS FRIDAY!!!
Retweeted by 🎃trickin it to the treats 🎃best part of my day is the 1-2 minutes when i’m slowly waking up, before the knowledge that i am Sick in the Head crushes me down againLast night’s dream: A woman tied upside down to a throne, dressed in blue and gold. There is a sun on one of her sh…
@Greeklissa yup me too, it gets really ugly. i feel more mindful when i am doing a simple action, like drawingi get told all the time how i should be mediating or practicing mindfulness and i am so resistant to it because i h… missed working at the used bookstore where the same guy would come in a lot with a small dog in his messenger bag and a big dog on a leash @scumbelievable the most insane part to me is that the governor of texas is disabled @tenmillionboys oh is it the Necklet thing (doesn’t necklet sound like cut of chicken)? yeah the ones i saw looked very substantial! @tenmillionboys i watch a lot of home shopping network because i’m mindless trash and they were shilling a magnetic… Ngozi Adichie: Nigeria Is Murdering Its Citizens
Retweeted by 🎃trickin it to the treats 🎃The Gullah Geechee are at risk for losing their land. They have been critical in preserving African Traditions here…
Retweeted by 🎃trickin it to the treats 🎃i feel like all i’m meant to do in this life is work in order to pay several doctors/therapists to shrug at me. i h… @Richard_Kadrey my cat’s namesake ♥️ a legend @Weird_Dana @nuekerk both me and the cave critters will fight them in the streetMy cuticles suck
Retweeted by 🎃trickin it to the treats 🎃Buffy’s look is what i think i look like when i’m wearing something low key casual (aka pajamas in public) and it’s… high point of my week is getting a cranberry limeade from Sonic after work, then driving down Lamar to watch th…
Do you have the emotional/mental capacity to dig through the ditches and burn through the witches and slam in the b…
Retweeted by 🎃trickin it to the treats 🎃someone told me they went to a Joann’s Fabric recently and i was filled with an unnatural jealously. everyone seems… @t3dy the whole thing is handy but very weird! like why does it have a feed, why does sending money to people have to be social? @t3dy the name of the game is creative euphemisms (or keeping it private but that’s no fun) @intelectconfig "If you make over 400k a year your taxes will be higher." Guys from my high school that make 35K a year-
Retweeted by 🎃trickin it to the treats 🎃the part of my day i look forward to the most is the daily stomachache i get after taking all my medications becaus… did this happen. a mystery. we may never know @TemperanceAlden my question is who is lucifer’s lash lady
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Retweeted by 🎃trickin it to the treats 🎃 @polyphanes citrus peeler or fully embrace living in sin like i do, which means give the orange a shallow bite and… to America. every drug here has two names. the first name is the name of a powerful wizard. the second name…
Retweeted by 🎃trickin it to the treats 🎃 @t3dy i’ll be eligible for parole, come valentine’s day @mrcarlsalami next time you’re in austin we’ll go (if she’s still around), it’s right off 35 @mrcarlsalami yup she also fed a bunch of feral cats on her driveway and told me exactly what the guy i was dating… love this E N N I F E R ‘ S B O D Y
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Texas is now #2 in total deaths from COVlD-19, behind New York. This is squarely on the shoulders of Abbot and his…
Retweeted by 🎃trickin it to the treats 🎃This is what Victorian gays did poppers out of
Retweeted by 🎃trickin it to the treats 🎃last time i saw a psychic she asked me and my friend to go to H‑E‑B & pick up some Dunkin’ donuts coffee creamer fo… @SamRoseWatson @FookThis yup the summer of the drought and the Bastrop fire was crazy. we would be extremely underpreparedAfternoon jacket by Emile Pingat, 1885–90. The MET.
Retweeted by 🎃trickin it to the treats 🎃there is an instagram account that’s just a collection of old scrapbooks and keepsake albums from the late 19th-ear…