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John Scalzi @scalzi Bradford, Ohio, USA

I enjoy pie.

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Joined Twitter 3/23/08


Good night, Twitter. https://t.co/8Aiuw964uN @jonrog1 Subscribe to my OnlyFans account, I'll tell you about it over there.No. My dreams are almost always nonsensical, and editors tend to prefer stories with plot. https://t.co/crylp5AQi1I will say the dream ended with a celebratory conga line headed by beloved 90s comedian Sinbad. I am going to keep… https://t.co/eCJNUmeYXv @jfdalessio Everybody has that dream. @jonrog1 So you're saying that if I give you the idea, you'll write it, and then we'll split everything 50/50? @ryancarlmercer Here's the thing: I know how they work. @gregpak That's only at the streaming services. Regular studios have yet to upgrade.Had a dream last night that was very silly and doesn't bear repeating, but the IDEA behind it is a high-concept sen… https://t.co/qk9inZUslE @kevdog There's no cheesecake in Tootsie. There *is* cake. Also ice cream (chocolate chocolate chip). Also chocolat… https://t.co/f0W6yLnZZ8For Sale Erotic Wallpaper Never Used https://t.co/w9315fJMNHWhich answer will get me another slice? https://t.co/aNIr0aeCHpMy personal diaries will be released to scholars 25 years after I die. In them, it will be discovered my secret cri… https://t.co/gdVtx6Ohcb @schrodeski It's not! It's Spice.Sure. I'm 100% at peace with the idea I'm not everyone's cup of tea. If I am, great! If not, that's fine, too. I tr… https://t.co/QcIf2tczwE @MichaelClear The cat is nude.I mean, I do have an OnlyFans account. The one picture there is of my cat. https://t.co/Nt0qT0u1w1UNTRUE. You only know how obnoxious I am *in public.* https://t.co/ql2vfxPW8KIronically, I just came up from my basement, where I was playing drums... https://t.co/k8PxsgYRSN
12/2
2020
@ZeroBudgetGeek Yup! @ParagonLinS I do appreciate it! @ZeroBudgetGeek If it's available for sale, yes. @ParagonLinS One, email is a thing, and two, inasmuch as I'm hosted by WordPress' VIP service, I always and automat… https://t.co/8ouBOItpEEFor the afternoon crowd - https://t.co/jcR9fstFX5Huh, I appear to have missed the part where a lawyer for the president has called for the death of a former public… https://t.co/Jq6uov8xhB @legobutts ZOMG ADORBSNice! A very fine choice. https://t.co/VMfRpvdhDu @EstherHyphen I feel I'm learning a lot about you today.Apropos of nothing, one of the better life skills I picked up was the ability to be told I did something wrong/inco… https://t.co/2ZJPPN1Rsb @dwinx49r I mean, default cat expression @imafiguresk8r Thanks! No grief on this end, just someone pointing out why it was a problem and me deciding to fix… https://t.co/VKRaMAy9Ky @charliejane I deleted the Tweet and retweeted with a link to his own post on Instagram. Thank you for pointing out… https://t.co/YwYzXTzWkeElliot it is! (Note: previous post about this linked to an article with his deadname, which I did not ping on as p… https://t.co/2nGgaZlQm1So @yoisthisracist listeners should know by now that @ANDREWTI and I left Earwolf to go independent. Thanks (you’re… https://t.co/5c9PlJG76s
Retweeted by John ScalziThere is no one I would rather be soft-rocked by. Happy birthday, Jonathan! https://t.co/FcLvoGDhJ5Cat break. https://t.co/Nu4uzB8QWw @tomtomorrow I think our 16th president put it best. https://t.co/hafo1mBxdm @Kufat The next picture in the shooting sequence has, like, an eighth of my head in it, and that at an angle.On the subject of photography, I was pretty happy with the entirely accidental framing of this photo; I was trying… https://t.co/bB51Gl9fDmHe's quoting me pretty precisely. This is why I will probably never be a professional photographer or working music… https://t.co/HzSlJaA9kT @innonatesdad @RebeccaBromels https://t.co/jvvsEHXASc @AnneWheaton It looks like a fleshlight for a burrito.As multiple people are sending this to me asking me if I've seen it: Yes, I have, and it's a very interesting story… https://t.co/IpZKhuhF2pCoooool. The Last Emperox shows up here, alongside so many other fantastic books and authors. 2020 may have been a… https://t.co/Ts3MwU1CxN @LaurenMcWoof @CalFTB Ugh, that's the actual worst. @JoyceLeeH Don't worry about it, it'll be fine.(Traditionally published authors, you already have a post for your work: https://t.co/LRLS4s2jLj Crafters, musicia… https://t.co/Lxo6QzE42vNON-TRADITIONAL/INDIE AUTHORS: Today's your day to promote your work to tens of thousands of readers in the Whatev… https://t.co/nMyCIZLKZl @joe_hill @MerriamWebster Sure, but it was a different usage (as were previous iterations from the early 20th). @Jaquandor @CalFTB I'm not falling for that one, again @joe_hill I'm preeeeeety sure it was in use before then, although @MerriamWebster says that its first usage in this… https://t.co/jkRdm5Lwag @fusepark @CalFTB Yes, my accountant here in Ohio does the same for me. @ayeletw @CalFTB Oooof. Yes. Not fun. @jg70124 @CalFTB Yup. I have to do the same with foreign countries into which I sell work. This is why I have agent… https://t.co/1nwRvcDP5J @ayeletw @CalFTB Thank you, Ayelet! You're awesome for looking out for me. I'll be addressing it quickly, but if th… https://t.co/mcCzJHuqvF(For everyone else: Don't worry, I will actually respond in an approved and binding manner)Dear @CalFTB: While your persistent and dare I say plaintive hope that I live in the Golden State, and thus owe yo… https://t.co/ttfg7lnIAL @Predeceased @torbooks I'm very glad it worked out!One wonders if Biden is getting tired of so much winning. https://t.co/WWWwuNBzOy
12/1
2020
@petersagal Oh, hey! Congratulations! This is wonderful. @JuliaAngwin Love it.Reposting for the afternoon crowd -- https://t.co/MbHwTYYqvG @IseultSidhe1 One's orange, and one gray.Cat break. https://t.co/91Jp6sgVUsWell, not shoes, that's for sure. https://t.co/TTS9EaSiFgA former president of @sfwa and a multiple Hugo Award winner, among many other accomplishments in a long and storie… https://t.co/IZ4ZwoXbBnIt's not taxing to me -- I use it in part because it feels very natural to me -- but if I'm not careful I can get s… https://t.co/PAvHZWx66LI just wrote a shit-ton of dialogue and now I'm going to do something else for a few hours because I'm exhausted by… https://t.co/MrC83zRYiIHey, folks, would you subscribe to my YouTube channel? I need 1000 subscribers in order to live stream from my ph… https://t.co/F4xnTEK8Vh
Retweeted by John Scalzi @therunningbull We can wait until said Canadian wouldn't be infected by Americans.I just want Canadians to know that Tiger Tail ice cream makes a cameo appearance in the novel I'm currently writing. https://t.co/DIFOhQHWVMBOOOOOOOOO https://t.co/aIqkBsIU1i(also, please post about your book over there, not here.) @ByTylerHayes Post there not here, please. @Jpullen19 (post it over on the site, not here --)Non-traditionally/indie published authors, don't worry, your spotlight day is tomorrow! And other creators (musicia… https://t.co/1OHlAEunnATRADITIONALLY-PUBLISHED AUTHORS: Reach tens of thousands of readers today to tell them about your books, through… https://t.co/EdtpRcKRZbWatching this endearing holiday classic. https://t.co/eQoDcyja8F
11/30
2020
@misscecil Yes, one for the "work with what you have" annals.Got a bunch of new photo filters today and am playing with them to see how I like them, which has occasioned this V… https://t.co/Sb92mp1Do3This is the most depressing pie recipe I think I've ever heard of. https://t.co/0m6Tekofjh @Radlein @UrsulaV LOOK WHO HAS FANCY EARS @_mamadeb @UrsulaV THANK YOU @feminaprovita WATCH ME ALWAYS @UrsulaV I heard "tittled feet," which I also knew was wrong, because as far as I knew, "tittled" wasn't a word, an… https://t.co/PasAa3PyF0 @Hal_Duncan They're riding the pine!Reminder to writers and creators: This begins tomorrow! https://t.co/fkuviVxTDh(Angrily tosses aside opera in progress, where a clown sells their soul, and it's a metaphor for the US involvement… https://t.co/wAyecrwv1sCat break. https://t.co/UieFc55jSu @djfrankelee @petrahaden @BillFrisell Ooooh, Victoria Williams. @gaschen @petrahaden @BillFrisell Nah, they're overall pretty great, merely wrong in this instance. @TBranin @petrahaden @BillFrisell BAM! SECOND ENCORE! @Keffy "American Hands" is the name of my next band.A friend just opined that "Moon River" is a boring song and I was all WHAT CALUMNY SIR HOW DARE, especially when it… https://t.co/29eYYw7bcm @halfbakedblake1 I mean https://t.co/l4sH2Hz1Wg @JoanofDarkKnits Such a rare occurrence, I knowSo sad to hear David Prowse has passed. He was a kind man & much more than Darth Vader. Actor-Husband-Father-Member… https://t.co/ookK5zgWj1
Retweeted by John ScalziWHAT https://t.co/A4ixon39KXAlso this evening we watched our first actual "holiday" movie: The Happiest Season, which was perfectly charming, a… https://t.co/L5Zp8j0c5mWatching this festive holiday classic. https://t.co/mTe0az3Jlz
11/29
2020

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