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Universal Basic Elainovision @scattermoon South London = Best London

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I was trying to work out why Jack Dorsey looked familiar and then I realised I'd last seen him when he was a few ye… https://t.co/Q5EcXlS8G7 @ellenfromnowon He's going to sell it to the Nooklings in the morning for a profit.Did anyone hear a single clap anywhere at 8pm? @CottonAntonius @AliceAvizandum @ParSpec I love how they didn't even get out of the car to take the photo of the village centre. @MysteryDruids @AliceAvizandum there's definitely an option to link that toilet to a social media account isn't there @iheartpylons I'm so sorry @AliceAvizandum @RMcGowanSmith @ParSpec yes, for all your college toilet needs. @RMcGowanSmith @ParSpec @AliceAvizandum plus 'rum Klo' means "near the toilet" in colloquial GermanMy mentions just look so odd right now. https://t.co/slCl3FmnVV @hopefulmoron @AliceAvizandum @ParSpec comes between Yuni and August @ParSpec @AliceAvizandum ...no, that sounds pretty realistic actually. Sounds like you make cake mixtures. @lauren_scotland this on a site that doesn't even have advertising (for UK readers) @ParSpec @AliceAvizandum Get your German Company Name by taking the first two letters of your first name, your last… https://t.co/T6JKxBpuga @colourful_ot It is! (it means roughly the same thing too) @Trinchen312 @AliceAvizandum is there an echo in here @imtheg8imthekey @AliceAvizandum the real surprise is that LIDL is named after a guy called Lidl and isn't an acronym at all.(Haribo Vampires are best because they're this kind of syrupy fruit gum attached to some sweetened liquorice and I… https://t.co/AMiHH2ehj0I used to regard Haribo as my little secret growing up, I'd bring bags of gummy bears back with me from Germany, an… https://t.co/nStBwv9LCDHAns RIegel, BOnn https://t.co/4JPv2BojKn @PenguinGalaxy for peat's sake*megaphone* PLANTING NEW FORESTS COULD DO MORE HARM THAN GOOD *small voice* if the new trees are planted in peat b… https://t.co/XPahwKzr1MMisleading headline of the day https://t.co/BTanuEtLXvThese people will need serious programs of support going forwards. I hope NHS staff receive what veterans very ofte… https://t.co/EFeeXGyZD7
Retweeted by Universal Basic Elainovision @ThatJoEden London, like so many of us (South East this time). And I'm in a weird limbo because I was using this sp… https://t.co/nhDsDrDKKBTired: Nuke access codes Wired: Nook access codes C'mon Tom, give me the good furniture. #AnimalCrossing @ThatJoEden (also sorry for randomly popping into your mentions, a friend RTed your green screen queen into my time… https://t.co/cnXrmyZnhy @ThatJoEden Makes sense, especially given none of us are really doing much traveling at the moment! @ThatJoEden (by the sir, I meant the sofa) @Thirteenthesia @bespinuk Yeah it's been bugging me how people assumed I was calling for his head. I was warning pe… https://t.co/3Vu7rIcy64 @ThatJoEden Switch Lite if you're likely to spend more time playing in bed, the sir, or public transport. Full Swi… https://t.co/S1DWhiYn4kDo you see now why testing and tracing is so important? We can infer a literal spit trail through government, with… https://t.co/DsgPXiimYh
Retweeted by Universal Basic Elainovisionah yes I definatly think broadcasting the uk national anthem across the entire world will calm everyone down. https://t.co/hUYoPVo7u3
Retweeted by Universal Basic ElainovisionLet’s be honest here. When Boris was talking about “herd immunity” and “taking it on the chin” and people losing lo… https://t.co/MK0uP2yMfC
Retweeted by Universal Basic ElainovisionFor the cost of a cup of coffee you can buy yourself a hot drink to sip whilst these bigoted papers, dedicated to s… https://t.co/G6u3hApGdS
Retweeted by Universal Basic ElainovisionMaybe I'd believe that unconditional decency and civility are an integral part of being British if we didn't have s… https://t.co/gU5bFNRJM5
Retweeted by Universal Basic ElainovisionUnfortunately what no-one seems to have realised is that one of the things coronavirus shows is, 'investing properl… https://t.co/WcxLGJfZSt
Retweeted by Universal Basic Elainovisionto know the owl you must become the owl #AnimalCrossing #ACNH https://t.co/geaohZJgxvIs it day again already https://t.co/qwm4TeBftW
Retweeted by Universal Basic Elainovision"His outlook on the world is that illness is for weak people" https://t.co/KyR4oAkSOG @toritruslow https://t.co/ZMFFIsd8zV @criptheirvote Don't bother trying to reason with them, they're a transphobe, they don't see me as human to begin with. @DoktorG You'd think I called for his public execution the way people are responding, when I just meant to articula… https://t.co/9kHQXzOCzwso i was wondering if "sow joan's stalk market" was baked into the original japanese or just a fucking triumph of l… https://t.co/IKzoB7IS2p
Retweeted by Universal Basic Elainovision @tarinaky https://t.co/NsWERaN8qQA most elegant creature https://t.co/m76krll7Vo @marcie_hatter Yeah, even from the government themselves. It's clear they never thought they could possibly be pers… https://t.co/MBeHeDVUOk @marcie_hatter Yeah. Just trying to partially articulate why this is doing my head in.True. I guess I hoped that someday when his lustre wore off it would all come back to haunt him, when he was no lon… https://t.co/PoUayu6SJB @nanayasleeps Well that wouldn't be the only one. I'd hate to walk down a newly renamed Boris Johnson Avenue for example. @hispaluscious Oh, it's already happening then.And anyone pointing any of this out, even those directly harmed by his policy and lack of care, would be frowned at… https://t.co/iAzKBLVXE5As a journalist and politician he's been a heartless ghoul, a relentless egomaniac, driven by a combination of hell… https://t.co/WvSDthkdR4Boris Johnson dying would mean he'd be treated as a martyr. His record would be cleaned, any criticism would be con… https://t.co/O70E6JvqWnt r u s t e d i n f o r m a t i o n https://t.co/9EhhhuWYo8
4/7
2020
MOTHERFUCKERS, I’M 39 AND THIS IS MY THIRD RECESSION https://t.co/MapL6AcNDy
Retweeted by Universal Basic ElainovisionAgree. I HATE the 'they are heroes' narrative that the press and politicians have pushed as it seems to be cover fo… https://t.co/WE3PdMu60L
Retweeted by Universal Basic Elainovisionmy villagers for the last fucking week https://t.co/LmUhRShgck
Retweeted by Universal Basic Elainovision @innesmck I presumed most of the audience left the cinema with a crush on him.I'm used to this feeling being a bad sign for my mental health but at present it seems a lot more widespread. Like… https://t.co/EKNqna8ocM @innesmck https://t.co/E2UUl9l9Hq @JMFingK please don't take the metaphor any further it can only get weirder @JMFingK She's Hannyabal but far less competent. @JMFingK turns out spending years going "it should be" to anyone who'd listen doesn't mean that, when it could be you, it would be.Keeping myself distracted by making the cast of Final Fantasy VI in #AnimalCrossing #ACNH https://t.co/ngzhPJcbslit's been out of stock for 2 weeks #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/ZsKrpA51qK
Retweeted by Universal Basic ElainovisionI'm having trouble accepting that reality is real.I suppose at least IDS is consistent in wishing the severely ill would die, even when it's his boss. https://t.co/xJrz90Dv2KMaybe not having a written constitution wasn't such a great idea after all. https://t.co/ofUKmrVpzO @ellenfromnowon I love my silly child https://t.co/gJg6X0ZvJq @tyrisstark Sorry about my night light! It's actually fuchsia rather than redGood to see proper biscuit distancing https://t.co/P2hUnCzWNf
Retweeted by Universal Basic ElainovisionOn a similar note, this is what I woke up to last night. https://t.co/brCiL80LTrCat Twitter is an oasis of calm and cuteness for so many, it's a brief bit of light in what can seem a very dark wo… https://t.co/jmvED49pCR @macdugong Especially when the government already infected each other. @scattermoon If the war metaphor gets ingrained deeply enough then the needless death of unprepared key workers (bo… https://t.co/3DVBkmdf0y
Retweeted by Universal Basic Elainovision @pieandbeans That's a good thing, he's the political editor of the Sun, the guy who published a neo-nazi hitlist la… https://t.co/EwmZt1ySxr @SaddestRobots He should arrange a face to face interview.Has anyone checked the new ventilators aren't just Spitfires?One of those anti-piracy DVD ads from the 00s only it says "You wouldn't steal an elephant" #AnimalCrossing https://t.co/oLWxEBt9AvThis is pretty fascinating for the state’s monopoly of legitimate knowledge - what does it mean to not disclose thi… https://t.co/PYKlex0YbF
Retweeted by Universal Basic ElainovisionThis is the only Fox News footage I ever want to see https://t.co/NyLuzSaGjlSo many so desperate to relive their fantasy version of World War 2 they're turning a public health emergency into the Battle of Britain.Winston Churchill, that known Coronavirus survivor. https://t.co/ejHDtuqt4oJUST LAUNCHED! #HowToBeAGoodBboy by @ellenfromnowon and @thegoodcatboy! 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡 Pledge now to help… https://t.co/nPN5slOOSH
Retweeted by Universal Basic ElainovisionIn true Bravely Default style, I *only just* survived the bonus superboss. That was unusually punishing for a demo.… https://t.co/kriChue4oaThose sure sounds like some states that are united in North America. https://t.co/bq4fxpGDyAwalking home in the dark like https://t.co/odzTws3jl2
Retweeted by Universal Basic Elainovisioni'm sorry but in a national crisis these tests should be more supportive of the government https://t.co/9UhxbmvKP4
Retweeted by Universal Basic Elainovision#AnimalCrossing is often said to have tedium. This is not true. It has Te Deum. https://t.co/6WWSA1XlOyit's going well #AnimalCrossing #ACNH https://t.co/j1aQunxt8E @aghvesagirk This is such a point & click game moment. @adacable Fully agree. Your body, your decision what to do with it. What's the point in fighting gatekeeping only t… https://t.co/3Jc0SHIY5r
4/6
2020
In addition to the expected outpouring of good will towards Boris Johnson and wishes for a speedy recovery I'm abso… https://t.co/hNFuEePuwf
Retweeted by Universal Basic Elainovision @thetessoftime @Ellavescent https://t.co/7M8WaAD7eWSpy https://t.co/jkXkK4IBsYSo theres two possibilities here with Boris's hospital admission: 1. He's wasting NHS resources by deciding on one… https://t.co/sbsT5Fjpib
Retweeted by Universal Basic Elainovision"Ghost pals" #ACNH https://t.co/2gz0J0ODYX
Retweeted by Universal Basic Elainovision @ellenfromnowon I thought this was a bilbcraft tweet at first @ellenfromnowon the buns could be shaped like bilboFor those not aware, UK Eurovision entrant 2018 and all round super star @surieofficial is doing a chill livestream… https://t.co/rjMwHkHBWI
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4/5
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