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That Goan Guy @schmmuck ½ way btwn d gutter & d stars

I'm just an eight ulcer man on four ulcer pay.

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Joined Twitter 12/8/06


Best game ever. Good times. #Nostalgia https://t.co/sTcTc8xWSMChalo, Kyoto ko Vanakkam 🙏 https://t.co/5DL1ihZhIZI thought 'Betaal' was a phone provided by BSNL?So my mother's friend's husband is stuck in a hotel in Saudi Arabia and this is the order menu they gave him Do I… https://t.co/WosyprvjWw
Retweeted by That Goan GuyLol. How ironic. 🙄 https://t.co/CXrHnrBCwM♥️ https://t.co/8BC9cmfymlNature is healing. 🤕🌄🙏 https://t.co/Lh2HMABVNjMa'am no need to thank @SonuSood. He is just doing your duty. 🙏🌷🇮🇳 https://t.co/r8oex5UuUR
Retweeted by That Goan GuyGained all the weight I lost pre-lockdown. 😭Salam Aidilfitri from my family to yours! 🖤🖤🖤 https://t.co/0cp9pO2dIf
Retweeted by That Goan GuyJapan is an interesting example in the fight against #COVID19... needs more study. "Japan’s state of emergency is… https://t.co/zSHzOwOsBU
Retweeted by That Goan GuyKnight Rider - had quite a few requests for this one and no wonder because it's a total banger https://t.co/7C6Gq6Kn5u
Retweeted by That Goan GuyPeg https://t.co/prPJLVNwFs
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Retweeted by That Goan Guy"Chinese troops have advanced into Finger 4 and using earth-moving machines to build barracks and bunkers and have… https://t.co/fnmqmzuKd7
Retweeted by That Goan GuyNature is healing. 🌍 https://t.co/uzRY53aAsP
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5/24
2020
World's largest Eid feast: Michelin-star chef Vikas Khanna to feed 1.75 lakh people in Mumbai- A man with a golden… https://t.co/QddVYfGtEU
Retweeted by That Goan Guy#EidMubarakYesterday, I saw @srini091's tweet about the requirement for freshly cooked food for the guest workers heading back… https://t.co/gMAA69Akms
Retweeted by That Goan GuyOn season 3 of Working Moms. Not the strangest thing I've done in the past two months.now this is gonna sound crazy but.. imagine what the govt could've done https://t.co/5QFyzvXx8w
Retweeted by That Goan GuyModerna's chief financial officer and chief medical officer executed options and sold nearly $30 million of shares… https://t.co/2QPjrr7t0Z
Retweeted by That Goan GuyMaharashtra decides it won’t resume flights from May 25, will decide later when to resume https://t.co/dz8fs0N4p1
Retweeted by That Goan GuyDo miss the great cocktails though. 😭Fine dining restaurants offering home delivery due to covid don't have the same feel because you're still paying th… https://t.co/rcQ1Vn2u54Depeche Modi. https://t.co/jgfiQdGJSw
Retweeted by That Goan GuyI am officially scarred forever 😭 https://t.co/1z5KLifwUK
Retweeted by That Goan GuyIndigenous solution. Remember summer is coming. Do your part for small birds. Keep some water. https://t.co/i9LbQ9mD7h
Retweeted by That Goan Guylana del rey, doja cat, joe biden, hilary duff. gemini season has only just started and look... chaos ! https://t.co/Qv398VbtCu
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Retweeted by That Goan GuyPlease, please watch this whole thing https://t.co/Bj6ivSckrv
Retweeted by That Goan Guy @QuirkyLogic 1-3yr returns seem to be the highest comparativelyAre Gilt funds worth investing in for retail investors? https://t.co/Si1ep00BeDIt’s been eight weeks guys https://t.co/d2R6mdrzf3
Retweeted by That Goan GuyLana Del Rey and Doja Cat look so cute here https://t.co/iTo6RUIDsw
Retweeted by That Goan GuyBreaking; Maharashtra says lockdown rules in place till 31st.. does not give a green signal to domestic flight trav… https://t.co/NoXqXEeKWK
Retweeted by That Goan GuyHello Bandra! Here’s good news! Cheers! #Bandra https://t.co/CkIbrS7hON
Retweeted by That Goan GuyDistressing scenes at DDU Station where #MigrantLabourers loot water bottles meant for a store on Platform no.1 whi… https://t.co/SLhjXz9uhh
Retweeted by That Goan Guy🤤😋 https://t.co/jSHaqOHaFu @youdonmakesense Frida, kuch Kahlo beta.Nigga it’s only been 5 days https://t.co/8JkxPWOB6r
Retweeted by That Goan GuyAnd that, ladies and gentlemen, is white privilege https://t.co/P0YcSmfnPW
Retweeted by That Goan GuySomeone has literally made a playlist for Pooja, Check out every song’s name please 😂🤣 https://t.co/4wxPAHjeur
Retweeted by That Goan Guy“I had 15 crates of mangoes here worth about Rs 30,000. They took everything," Chhote said. This report has been u… https://t.co/Hbz4JrEILW
Retweeted by That Goan Guy @El_Cranko @ruSh_Me @sahilk @aaliznat Cheaper if you have a Citi card. https://t.co/oIr8OcOayeThe cafe at Izu Shaboten Zoo in Shizuoka, Japan uses stuffed Capybaras to enforce social distancing (Photos by… https://t.co/QXYmznQ49O
Retweeted by That Goan GuyYelling at strangers that you will never meet is a mental disorder.
Retweeted by That Goan Guy @hmaroliadsilva LolMe and the homies having a “Remember when” conversation https://t.co/WpsmPnaDLs
Retweeted by That Goan GuyHCQ breakthrough.... ICMR studies find it’s effective in preventing coronavirus, expands its use @ChandnaHimani r… https://t.co/ciD9Tt4czx
Retweeted by That Goan GuyThe govt is trying to pass off the Ladakh intrusions as just another border clash -- but the situation is much, muc… https://t.co/CdOtHnq5I2
Retweeted by That Goan GuyHello to the Twitter world. Posting the work that provoked thought and love among many and got me here, as my first… https://t.co/IfSWPOPF1Q
Retweeted by That Goan Guy#Goa - I need a temporary foster for one of my pups. Can anyone step up and help please? It's urgent. Kindly #RT if… https://t.co/8afdkdf3U5
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5/23
2020
Cleaning sole fish really just feels like ripping off band-aids one after another.https://t.co/1uercvlNJS
Retweeted by That Goan GuyMumbai Municipal corporation allows #homedelivery of liquor in non containment zones of the city. NO over the count… https://t.co/GfJ2o5iTaD
Retweeted by That Goan GuyAnd then there are miracles 🙏 https://t.co/HVw04ykZ6T
Retweeted by That Goan GuyIm gonna fucking shit https://t.co/wpcA4zz1Gd
Retweeted by That Goan GuyBengal is going thru an incredibly difficult time & reeling from massive destruction. And at a time like this, th… https://t.co/lMeO3aeRdE
Retweeted by That Goan GuyChivalry isn't dead. 🙏 https://t.co/zkVNqsH3OcA short thread on why Mumbai is currently under severe stress at the moment A colleague's mother had to be admitt… https://t.co/ReZlfS0Jvt
Retweeted by That Goan GuyT 3538 - CORRECTION .. please read the last 2 Twitter numbers as 3537 and 3538 .. NOT 3637 and 3638
Retweeted by That Goan GuyHave you worked hard enough for a Gucci bag?Finally here! I've written a longread on racist teens on TikTok – it's a twisted story which raises questions about… https://t.co/6iyux89Tkn
Retweeted by That Goan GuyI feel like i need to tell you guys about a story how this twitter popularity has changed my life forever for the worse. So listen up.
Retweeted by That Goan GuyA Pakistan Airlines flight with more than 100 people on board crashed in the city of Karachi, a spokesperson says https://t.co/tXITVpXtgP
Retweeted by That Goan GuyMy kinda humor. https://t.co/zBbGbm7BM7Missing prtxt Saaab. 😢 https://t.co/UnCMWR3SZ3This stunning, deeply unsettling work by Debjyoti Saha really shook me yesterday. We’re in the middle of one of the… https://t.co/SiSuMlyYrF
Retweeted by That Goan GuySensex when it hears that Gabbbuuu sir is hiring. 🙏🙏🙏 https://t.co/Y3mGtexQIoThis 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/zSYWil1arG
Retweeted by That Goan Guy @ZomatoIN 🍑30 million of those are from SBI. https://t.co/H8B1cCDbZ3Working from home with bae. https://t.co/JH4Y5ctm4ZIs this Renuka Jain's son? https://t.co/wm6NiU6FCe
Retweeted by That Goan GuyMe on day 12 of Keto https://t.co/8FSue5cuun
Retweeted by That Goan Guy"WELL THEN PICK IT UP IF IT BOTHERS YOU!" https://t.co/S64iGQbV3kFound a YouTube channel of this guy who's Dad walked out on him when he was 12. Now a dad to two (adult) kids hims… https://t.co/ftGltos0KH
Retweeted by That Goan GuyGot electricity bill that's 30 times higher than the usual bill. Flat is locked since few months & couldn't go to c… https://t.co/bExT6lbWJ4
Retweeted by That Goan Guy @DhruvBhutani Same.Renuka Jain ma'am please leave some grad/post grad seats for the rest of us! 🙏😭🤨🧐🤔 https://t.co/FgIFq7J6D5
Retweeted by That Goan GuyEspresso Coffee grounds look beautiful. https://t.co/bVi4NT0tMZTesting, testing... A new way to have a convo with exactly who you want. We’re starting with a small % globally, s… https://t.co/gnXTkZVB7A
Retweeted by That Goan Guydinosaurs are actually millions of years old. idiot. https://t.co/xIdJLXNHRu
Retweeted by That Goan GuyThe #Job crisis...and this may not even be the worst of it yet! Industry already had underutilized capacity and the… https://t.co/A07NjtNolN
Retweeted by That Goan GuyMy city is destroyed. Can’t imagine what is the situation like in other parts of Bengal. Since the national media h… https://t.co/nZZSTdIb7R
Retweeted by That Goan GuyUK retail sales in April - quite a chart: (volumes at lowest level since Dec. 2005) https://t.co/sF7xz009xD
Retweeted by That Goan GuyCan anyone explain if it's worthwhile subscribing to motabhai's rights issue if you're a retail investor with a few… https://t.co/19GtPuta4ZWhy no agarbatti flavoured condoms yet?Layoffs at startups so far (with % of total workforce) Ola: 1,400 (25%) Swiggy: 1100 (14%) Sharechat: 101 (25%) Li… https://t.co/HtxAGWPTaL
Retweeted by That Goan Guy @hcvwarrior Still remember this. 😂 @hcvwarrior Nolan only Wifi bro.My Plans: 2020: https://t.co/DSKtDMf8T6
Retweeted by That Goan GuyPizza place has a strict distancing rules. https://t.co/K1opnWle0f
Retweeted by That Goan GuyMy plans 2020 https://t.co/tA9uzoFczX
Retweeted by That Goan Guyunbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing. https://t.co/WugViBuAV7
Retweeted by That Goan GuyKids these days will never know the hardships of each week having to overcook a fresh hardboiled egg yolk for the c… https://t.co/7wvjZL6d6O
Retweeted by That Goan GuyRed Hot Cholli Peppers https://t.co/4j9fqIAKS7Lol. The state of this country! 🤦🏽 https://t.co/Y323o4T1QZ
5/22
2020

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