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Mitch Torbert @scifecta South Dakota

I can’t remember if that’s from the X-files or not.

294 Following   464 Followers   3,108 Tweets

Joined Twitter 6/27/13


It’s me, modeling for a #brand https://t.co/hQ8u9blDPj
1/17
2020
@PintsandPanels This is great! I value this more than basic beer style descriptions. @DrewAlbinson @erikinternet When you open an affinity file in illustrator, for example, is it workable? Or is it gr… https://t.co/6fa6Ad6fZ1
1/16
2020
@WesHod @NFLOfficiating We challenged a fumble and it was a fumble... why did we lose a timeout?
1/12
2019
@Cjcamacho18 New beer name? @glitcheapp I’ve been a pro user for years, but with my new phone I can’t restore purchase. Same apple account. Any… https://t.co/LVC4kmaxFb
12/30
2019
Jfc https://t.co/kqziDisnsT
12/27
2019
Ashton Kutcher is the age that Demi Moore was when we gave her shit for dating him.
12/26
2019
For credit, this is pulled from “Art & Fear” by David Bayles & Ted Orland“Making art provides uncomfortably accurate feedback about the gap that inevitably exists between what you intended… https://t.co/E0BzqY2EOM
12/25
2019
@null_fruit If I wear socks after 6pm, it’s like this or toes only.
12/21
2019
https://t.co/5wt7SiwxKF
12/15
2019
@null_fruit Teenage Mutant Binja Gurtles @DARKDIALS Sandro, Foul Ball, or Clert? Tubman? Or more badass like “Omen” or “Gunsmoke” (“Gunnar” for short).
12/13
2019
@swoozlet I’m the same way! Wish I were that cool, but it ultimately doesn’t work for me.
12/12
2019
Hey designers/artists/creatives. How do you use your iPad besides drawing apps?
12/9
2019
It's like my grandpa just passed away in an email newsletter update. 😥 https://t.co/36VmgU33WS
12/5
2019
@mmahood @B_Palfreyman Hahaha
11/27
2019
hobby lobby is short for hobgoblin lobotomy
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11/25
2019
@timetemple That mort garson album is excellent!
11/24
2019
@thoughtsailor So good!https://t.co/h8D5Xp2UQA
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11/21
2019
@fihbkyle @tacojohns Hahaha who doesn’t have their proctologist’s wife’s phone number.What does this @tacojohns poster say? Wrong answers only. https://t.co/0P6xnO4qmO
11/18
2019
The illustrations in this horseback riding book are making me feel weird https://t.co/PxMWsXE9EY
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11/17
2019
Uninstalled slack for the weekend
11/16
2019
@justin_kautz I got started on Dolly, Hank Williams, and Loretta Lynn. Not sure what specifically you’re looking for tho!
11/14
2019
@thoughtsailor Hi Devani. Glad to see you’re making drawings still. Are you still in NY? @thoughtsailor Very good!
11/13
2019
Dog named Clert
11/2
2019
@justin_kautz @evanarichards no good
10/28
2019
When a hip, young church inevitably sings a song from @kanyewest's new album, they should also sing his past religi… https://t.co/kmQSWe6Iis
10/25
2019
@MitchDokken @null_fruit Miss u 2!
10/17
2019
Yo Booger McFarland SUCKS #GBvsDAL @packers @AaronRodgers12 Bad painting
10/15
2019
@keeper_chat @Podchaser Fuckin’ minnnnntt!
10/12
2019
@BrewersStats @ArryvedApp Very interested in reading this! I'm logged in with up-to-date membership and the pay wal… https://t.co/1jNMJieP54
10/9
2019
Rapid City, South Dakota, right now! https://t.co/eQLW7dxKAa
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10/8
2019
@WesHod Every division besides the NFC North has a team with a losing record.
10/7
2019
@fihbkyle “Also I’ll continue speaking like a high school drama student that didn’t get made fun of enough to become a reasonable person.”
10/6
2019
@joel_thompson @LinkedIn I liked this tweet, kept scrolling, and then scrolled way back up to unlike it.
10/4
2019
I just wonder what I could’ve done differently to help the Green Bay @packers win that football game
9/27
2019
@Dan_Cassaro Manfred Mohr
9/26
2019
Nobody: Y’all: Instead of thinking up context for my twitter joke, I’m just gonna use the ‘nobody:’ thing.
9/24
2019
@evanarichards Yeah but when you name folders https://t.co/WEcqx27u8B
9/13
2019
While you were all chatting about the storm I was busy remembering nine eleven
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9/12
2019
@evanarichards @dominos Try, coward @chigginwaffles I figure some roofs’ll fly
9/11
2019
On the fieldGive nfl players pistols
9/9
2019
A very Online Christian couple looking for a surrogate mother: “Please Lord Jesus, Yeet us a fetus.”
8/30
2019
What’s that song called again? The country one about the troops?
8/28
2019
How many spreadsheets do I have open before I’m not actually a designer anymore?
8/23
2019
I want to see a collection of drawings of what average 30-year-old Americans think a fjord looks like. I have no id… https://t.co/2z23icde16
8/21
2019
#consent https://t.co/2DFZKAS9Th
8/18
2019
@SCalliss who’s guarding your sheep when you take Abla out for hikes and such?
8/14
2019
@null_fruit :) miss you Dana! Hope you’re well @null_fruit https://t.co/JwQGXtaC0g @GraceSpelman Starring and directed by Tarantino
8/10
2019
Ok y'all did it: A thread about hogs, ferality, and race in American history.
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8/6
2019
“It’s like drinking 90 proof sadness”
8/4
2019
Pan flute kazoo
8/3
2019
Billy Ray Cyrus at Guantanamo Bay
7/27
2019
Don’t break my arms, my achy, breaky arms.
7/26
2019
@alien_ecologies @ThePatanoiac Thanks for sharing this!!
7/22
2019
Here’s a chronological list of every word in this tweet.
7/17
2019
"Do you love anyone at all? Does anyone love you? Would they even notice if you weren't there to share your last… https://t.co/1809LBNX9NDare you to do it bet you won’t even notice @NoBrakesGames make a sequel to Human Fall Flat it’s the only game my girlfriend and I play together and our relati… https://t.co/bZZEiBmAN9
7/16
2019
@Argus911 At one point you said there were “a veritable plethora” of pizzas in the back, and that phrase became a r… https://t.co/Q0VeekKxWI
7/11
2019
Bring back crypts
6/29
2019
If you guys only knew my halo ranking
6/26
2019
before memes existed people never had a socially acceptable and destigmatized way to say “i’m sad” to each other
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6/21
2019
@justin_kautz I’ve been saying that we should hop on the milk stout bandwagon, and name ours “human breast.” @justin_kautz Bag Milk new beer name I call ithttps://t.co/Vi2FVe8hxb
Retweeted by Mitch TorbertIf two people go through a breakup, it’s safe to assume the one who posts on Facebook more is at fault.
6/19
2019
I dreamt of an advance screening of a hot new sci fi film, but with all the words (and only the words) edited out into silence.
6/17
2019
@CursedArchitect Paging @scarytoilet
6/14
2019
@justin_kautz Get your bills itemized! Ask questions!
6/13
2019
There should be a “tweet every single draft you have” day. Dec 31st like burning an effigy
6/12
2019
@PureGreySilence Loneliness, I guess?
6/9
2019
Lutheran Newports
6/8
2019
@keeper_chat I’m holding out for Todd, Rodd, and Maude.
6/7
2019
Puttin my thinking cap on #NewProfilePic https://t.co/zHvd88qyfW @timescanner Hey fuck you for doing my brand better than me I love your work
6/6
2019
@laarens Haha I love the commentary. And also what a glow at totality. Nice work“Jared, don’t smile. We’re not happy.”I do not like or recommend either of these two, but this is an absolute banger of a couples photo. https://t.co/fwZ4R7TqEN
6/4
2019
@kathrynfiona @ColoradoUgly @evanarichards is ur fam in Brooklyn?
6/2
2019
Call me on the phone sometime, because I’ve resolved to end phone calls with “alright, hangin up now.”
6/1
2019
Does this count as ‘found poetry’ https://t.co/ChxqYHipGI
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5/31
2019
As someone who tastes beer, designs beer cans, and ships beer, I have to use the words palate, palette, and pallet… https://t.co/y1DL1o5vFAPHD in Theoretical Dendrology
5/29
2019
Kids putting their teeth under their pillows is the most occultist shit in the world. Yes, child, put the discarded… https://t.co/p1Fygx2bRY
Retweeted by Mitch Torbert(A very midwestern dad’s shouting kindly across the house for his wife, Attila) “Attila?” “Attila??” “Hun???”
5/27
2019
I’m the Mitch Torbert of this Twitter account
5/25
2019
Peekin into that long weekend like https://t.co/XjLPNx0xTz
5/24
2019

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