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Joined Twitter 6/27/13


@BillHuberSI And it’s not pretty :/
9/28
2020
@csolomon93 Three* @csolomon93 Looking good! Must be nice to have two reliable receivers 😂
9/27
2020
@locustbones Damn your setup is beautiful!
9/22
2020
I’m howling thinking about my IG followers watching these clips. They showed up for beer graphics but they’re getting @RocketLeague .Editing my rocket league sizzle reel. Ask me anything.
9/19
2020
@SunlessKhan What did you decide on?
9/17
2020
I’d tag him but I’m sure he’s tired of hearing about itI had that dream again where I do coke with John Stamos and he teaches me to rollerblade backwards.Oh you know a one-upper? I used to know these two one-uppers...
9/16
2020
@csolomon93 Young crew. Ours was the same a couple years ago. @csolomon93 @KadeLamberty @joel_thompson I really think the lack of crowd played a factor. It’s so weird. @csolomon93 @KadeLamberty @joel_thompson 😘😘😘God bless the (clearly 21+) cashier who asked if my PBR was alcohol. May she, against all odds, become less of a total loser.
9/13
2020
Guy who's cynical about movies but has only seen one movie: "Oh what's that one about? Let me guess, a rat who cooks??"
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9/10
2020
@csolomon93 😚😚😚
9/9
2020
@alexgriendling Here's one of my favorites [CANT] https://t.co/7hYpYEXUph
9/8
2020
One time when I was 11 my grandma made me go to a ham curing class https://t.co/7UMeWEbVrn
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9/6
2020
WOOF. Brookings. You’re better than this. https://t.co/sjs1gTZAVc
9/3
2020
For three days I’ve had a package sitting by my couch that I’m only allowed to open once I do the dishes.
9/2
2020
@SpacestationGG when u gonna make an SSG fennec for @ArsenalRL and also so I can buy it?
8/29
2020
the Michaels website has a feature where you can chat live with other Michaels shoppers and it’s changed my life. https://t.co/b4rkkL6jK8
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8/28
2020
I learned some horrible things in this thread & sources. https://t.co/gwREwEleVo
8/27
2020
gettin' geeked on twin bing stout ™
8/26
2020
There was a big jump in coronavirus cases in South Dakota over the weekend. Here's the age breakdown of the new cas… https://t.co/6RKlBHNpvo
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8/24
2020
@bromethazine 💛😕💛
8/19
2020
If your dad’s name is Todd you’ve been a toddler your whole life
8/17
2020
Uncut gems was so miserable to watch
8/16
2020
■︎▌━░ 【⬤】◦░▚ ▌⌜▸【◊】 ▌ https://t.co/ghK91G31vC
Retweeted by pre-owned f150The GOP including $0 for the USPS, $0 for our elections, and $21,300,000,000 for the Pentagon in a COVID relief bil… https://t.co/N1pWzPgMd0
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8/13
2020
Clawfoot feed trough
8/12
2020
Be skeptical when you see expensive things at your university that you're not using.
8/10
2020
It’s my serotonin and I need it NOW
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8/8
2020
@HeyBethMay your verse on the rock cycle 🥵🥵
8/5
2020
@alexgriendling I know it’s antithetical to the medium... but I’d love to buy a still as a print.
8/4
2020
@alexgriendling This and the result is so beautiful. Would love to watch your process - do you post or share that sort of thing anywhere?
8/3
2020
This has been in my camera roll for weeks and it haunts me every time I scroll past https://t.co/Lx5OiDnKT4
8/1
2020
Lol https://t.co/sFBD1J3GWe
7/31
2020
type snobs never been trounced on quite like thisboutta put comic sans on a beer label
7/29
2020
Every team should do this. https://t.co/FXBFEs0lTvARE YOU READY FOR THE CONSENT CONVENTION THIS YEAR?! Seriously, are you ready? I just want to be sure. #ConCon2020
Retweeted by pre-owned f150Can’t fathom dating again. I clam up asking Siri to set a reminder
7/24
2020
@DustyEvely Hi! Are you?
7/22
2020
Youth group is propaganda
7/20
2020
@barry_dalberg @keeper_chat Got an online shop?? I’m in the market :)
7/18
2020
Remember to will your skull to someone or we’ll all have to fight over it
7/17
2020
@nowahklrk @trevy_mcq @intellegint Lol Pierre has like 10k population, no use comparing it to any of those three. S… https://t.co/Lq9CnMDfgG
7/16
2020
@UncannyKyleV @Argus911 👎 @anthonyvclark20 At LEAST
7/15
2020
@null_fruit country makes you feel closer to the land! Check out Tyler Childers' "Purgatory."
7/14
2020
@mr_jim_business got too much skin
7/13
2020
normalize getting a place with your significant other but having two separate rooms.
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7/11
2020
@clownpond @null_fruit 💛 💛 💛Someone make a bank heist thriller movie w/an all #LGBTQ cast named “TransAction.”
7/10
2020
@mr_jim_business Ace hardware fashion blog? @mr_jim_business absolutely here for this content @DustyEvely Do you like the red gatorade blue or in cups bottles pint glass
7/9
2020
@direlog My cousin regained her 3D vision but quit microdosing because “there’s nothing in the third dimension worth seeing?”
7/8
2020
Who’s down for some Gin & Chronic
7/7
2020
The best night of my marriage was the night my wife farted herself awake and thought someone was breaking into the apartment.
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7/6
2020
@BMooreCreativ I think you should leave the feather nod out of it. Still too close.
7/5
2020
@bromethazine I did the same! Focused listening is calming @zpenzone Spicyyyyy
7/4
2020
“You have a new memory” https://t.co/mfN8J9Vn6e
7/2
2020
@alsowalked More chill. The art of self defense.Got depressed and watched a Jesse Eisenberg movie again
6/29
2020
It’s about growing up black in SD.
6/26
2020
Worth reading. https://t.co/v5TqQZSHzj
6/25
2020
Anyone lookin for someone to give a TED talk on how to use a bike as a drying rack?
6/19
2020
Chief Grief
6/16
2020
@keeper_chat Why is that fish sideways
6/15
2020
@precariouswords I also did this.
6/13
2020
@BartonTorbert With the right policy changes, I’d design it for free.
6/12
2020
Can you imagine behaving this awful? Then costing your employer nearly a quarter million dollars? Then keeping your… https://t.co/GSXv6QAUdz @clownpond https://t.co/FTuInuJZrQ
6/11
2020
@fihbkyle @keeper_chat did say it’s instinctive and directed/honed based on a predator/prey dynamic, just without the murder. @AdobeCare Will do, thanks! @keeper_chat Haha thank you. A harmless delusion can be so cozy I’ll stay here. @keeper_chat I’ve learned some things, thank you. I’m going to stop asking questions before I accidentally learn th… https://t.co/rjNIGHNk6v @keeper_chat roger that. So any predator could likely be trained to wrangle? That raccoon I've been seeing around i… https://t.co/PW8fDCQrBu @alsowalked Good point. Another lady on my floor often shouts "Takin' the elevator if anyone needs a ride down!" I find that one endearing. @keeper_chat can you weigh in please @AdobeCare Not totally relevant. I'm talking about a necessarily not-closed shape, like a vertical line. Stroke ali… https://t.co/WkA4WTceX3 @alsowalked the olfactory version of someone hollering "GOTTA GO EAT NOW" in a library.s/o to my neighbor cooking curry at 10am in a high density apartment building. @clownpond Same. A cuddle of a blessing and a dagger of a curse!
6/10
2020
Nguyenston
6/7
2020
@fihbkyle @benhanten I hard deleted and created a finsta-book (?) to control pages and manage logins. I learned tha… https://t.co/VMe4agFUPb
6/3
2020
@Argus911 @Klynnr82 @argusleader Fair point. Thanks for considering mine. https://t.co/11QL2J8PosThanks. https://t.co/5pGyfAljH4A paywall on an article about my city and my safety within it? Really? @Argus911 @argusleader https://t.co/banIcDIVob @mr_jim_business @csolomon93 Shit I gotta turn up for that packers athleisure.
6/1
2020
@timescanner Very good. Log back off and be with your people @thoughtsailor It’s not totally silent here! https://t.co/BCDhnJZE1b
5/31
2020
Still pissed I didn’t think of this https://t.co/HJy1NaOZFvThis has less to do with coffee and more to do with the surreal humor of waking up and mere minutes later, confront… https://t.co/VUkJM9HVn1From now on I’m referring to pre-coffee morning activity as a “cold open.”From my friend in Minneapolis https://t.co/7yDk7mSo4J
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5/30
2020
If you’ve buried your head in the ground, here’s a great article that’ll pull it out and tell you where to spit the… https://t.co/jJM51hvVc1
5/29
2020

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