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Host of @ComedyBangBang. co-host of R U Talkin’ R.E.M. RE: ME & @threedomusa. Co-creator/Director of Between Two Ferns. Co-founded @earwolf.

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Joined Twitter 3/21/09


Happy Mother’s Day to Barbara Aukerman only. https://t.co/8G5N91yty9
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Retweeted by Scott AukermanLet the moms and their offspring make feverish plans of brunches, flowers and presents. Mother’s Day is when DADS g… https://t.co/RU8qUNXz0eTo all the moms out there- we love you and appreciate you. Please don’t kill us https://t.co/IxXwpPLyAf @johnlevenstein True; I have never been able to write more than one @johnlevenstein Or a writer REALLY trying to send a message to his cousin
5/9
2021
This week, on the CBB 12th Anniversary episode, Randy Snuts (@tim_baltz) finally brings on his scandalous girlfrien… https://t.co/etAyRCV9HBWe like to keep you on your toes. https://t.co/TefacsiQkp @Jessica_StClair @lennonparham @ScottAukerman @earwolf
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5/8
2021
@mattapodaca @yayforzig @wwthtaweezerpod You zagged when you should have zigged @yayforzig @mattapodaca @wwthtaweezerpod ‼️Is it possible we recorded this an hour ago??? https://t.co/OYPIis36YKThis week on THREEDOM, ⁦@PFTompkins⁩ ⁦@laurenlapkus⁩ & I discuss driving, murder mystery dinner theater and Mare Of… https://t.co/a3DmnUxWcC
5/7
2021
I’m just now realizing I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone go to the bathroom in one of the star wars movieswow me and this girl have literally the same life https://t.co/exqBpjSp7b https://t.co/fWpqSIqq99
Retweeted by Scott AukermanI literally watched this two days ago and thought “should I tape this and tweet it?” https://t.co/D6zaNbHwdQHow does it feel when you're in R.E.M.? @ScottAukerman @mradamscott https://t.co/JpMMlurycq
Retweeted by Scott AukermanYES! Threedom jibbitz are finally here! Stick these in your Crocs and be smokin’! Get yours at… https://t.co/78WJGBhW9k
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5/5
2021
On this week’s @ComedyBangBang 12th Anniversary episode, nobody beats The Griz!! https://t.co/NSxnxDOLs8Can the force be with you?From this week's @ComedyBangBang 12th anniversary, stated by @TVsAndyDaly https://t.co/D1oDkG9w2I
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5/4
2021
I’ve heard of the twelve days of Christmas, but the 12 years of Comedy Bang! Bang!?? https://t.co/AGP4SZoTWh https://t.co/6lJdlJDdfe
Retweeted by Scott AukermanHAPPY 12th BIRTHDAY TO COMEDY BANG BANG!!! Thank you to @ScottAukerman and every guest ever for all the laughs. We… https://t.co/DrABCoeld2
Retweeted by Scott AukermanMazel Tov and a happy Scott Mitzvah to all! https://t.co/Sb3KJz8Ffv
Retweeted by Scott AukermanThis is NOT true. Randy will do what he pleases, til the day he dies! https://t.co/C7idQvRXg1
Retweeted by Scott Aukermanthis was randy’s last time on CBB and if he comes on again and his boys get him all worked up please lemme know ASA… https://t.co/ikHwB5DIbl
Retweeted by Scott AukermanThe @ComedyBangBang 12th anniversary episode is here! With co-host Jason Mantzoukas and special musical accompanime… https://t.co/RYAwKC513gWe got to be on our favorite podcast of all time again. Happy 12th anniversary @ScottAukerman & @ComedyBangBang it… https://t.co/HSdgLepl84
Retweeted by Scott AukermanShould be back up sounding pristine! https://t.co/ygq7hQYKUMSome minor audio issues— were cleaning it up now and will repost! https://t.co/LQVbYylIZc
5/3
2021
“Your day’s not over” Discussing Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man 6 with Scott Aukerman on our podcast:… https://t.co/PgFqgTOme3
Retweeted by Scott AukermanWe have released the #Aukercut Thanks to editor @NathanDiffee https://t.co/X4QR3OFjdv
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5/1
2021
The Sinister Sixty!! A bonkers spread by Juann Cabal and it’s the second craziest spread in the book. Discussing… https://t.co/ZVICFaRkKr
Retweeted by Scott AukermanIt’s THREEDOM THURSDAY!! This week, on ⁦@threedomusa⁩, ⁦@PFTompkins⁩ ⁦@laurenlapkus⁩ & I discuss clones, gender re… https://t.co/SEqHZ8Prp8On this week's all new NNF we're joined by new friend Mary Holland (@maryhollandaise)! Here's a peek at the fun a… https://t.co/Qm4GEWOZ8l
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4/29
2021
Meet Spider-Man’s 9 1/2 year old sidekick, Spider-Bite. This is a strange, wonderful, well crafted issue by Tom T… https://t.co/ximqZQ3NRQ
Retweeted by Scott Aukerman @willhines @TomTaylorMade @kevhines #TomTaylorGoOnScrewItComicsListening to @shrimpJAJ doing his Trump on the latest @ComedyBangBang, literally crying with laughter. What a CBB debut!
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Retweeted by Scott AukermanThis week, I got to guest on @willhines & @kevhines’ comic book podcast, and I got to pick an issue to talk about!… https://t.co/xJgAj1vEzq
4/28
2021
It’s so scary when bad guys are fake polite. “Make a little room for our new guests.” You’re talking about the host… https://t.co/FzjSpZEeWM
4/27
2021
This week we welcome @LangstonKerman to the three-timer’s club—sorry there’s no jacket. Plus liquor store owner (s… https://t.co/0oAKvG0ulZ
Retweeted by Scott AukermanFrankly, I am on today's episode of Comedy Bang Bang with @LangstonKerman @PFTompkins @ScottAukerman https://t.co/ed3imSE06K
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Retweeted by Scott AukermanOn this week’s @ComedyBangBang we have the return of fan favorite, @insecurehbo’s @LangstonKerman! Then, liquor s… https://t.co/b4Ch1TWdQ7Then...it worked, didn’t it? https://t.co/T1JImBiniQPumped up for @ComedyBangBang tomorrow! https://t.co/pN4AnWFefa
Retweeted by Scott AukermanI’ll tell you who has time to see EVERY movie made in a single year, and his name is OSCAR! And he watches them whi… https://t.co/BhJrK472m0
4/26
2021
@rejectedjokes Yes, I’ve been up since 4am! @rejectedjokes Not sure what your pea-sized brain doesn’t get about this, but if you’ll excuse me, I have three pumpkin pies to scarf down. @rejectedjokes No, my robots are not allowed to view my eating cycle (although they watch me sleep). And yes, I’m t… https://t.co/FN16ngEyDJ @rejectedjokes I have ROBOTS make it for me while I sleep, BEN! Why is this so hard for you to understand?!? @rejectedjokes Thanksgiving dinner every day- puts me right to sleep @rejectedjokes One long, seven-hour meal @rejectedjokes 17, just to be safe @rejectedjokes https://t.co/YcJGsJLJciThere’s ONE gentleman that EVERY major motion picture would LOVE to have as part of their production, and his first… https://t.co/g3gWs0aOYZBreaking them off? Or closing them out? https://t.co/v3gE6Czifh
4/25
2021
Karen Carpenter at the age of 18 was an absolutely incredible drummer https://t.co/QvIws9munm
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4/24
2021
👏 ADD TO CART from @lemonadamedia 👏 is 👏 in 👏 3rd👏place👏 I voted and they need YOU to vote too: https://t.co/NffrjVQlDA #Webbys
Retweeted by Scott Aukerman @PFTompkins @english_dave76 @earwolf @threedomusa @laurenlapkus Do you remember president nixon?
4/22
2021
Huge call sheet news. https://t.co/8IVyF6otVV
Retweeted by Scott AukermanThis week’s ⁦@ComedyBangBang⁩ podcast has the return of ⁦@paulrust⁩ & ⁦@michaelcassady⁩ AKA Don’t Stop or We’ll Die… https://t.co/4G5vUSKIUgWhen you lose track of time and miss a new episode of Full House https://t.co/lQnXEqTyqK
4/21
2021
Hey idiots! Listen up! https://t.co/gy03U8HtFHThank you @ScottAukerman @MattGourley @paulrust @michaelcassady and Kaitlyn Tanimoto for the laughs this afternoon… https://t.co/yj9o0f5m1l
Retweeted by Scott AukermanThis week we welcome back friends of the show, @paulrust & @michaelcassady, ALSO KNOWN AS @DontStopOrWell1 🎶 Th… https://t.co/EpC5cDaMel
Retweeted by Scott AukermanWell hey this is fun! I got to be a guest on today’s @ComedyBangBang podcast to discuss the new @DontStopOrWell1 al… https://t.co/ajUI6LMQoC
Retweeted by Scott AukermanThis was a podcast well spent with lovely people. (Myself excluded, I’m gross.) https://t.co/jsIeTOv4sj
Retweeted by Scott AukermanThis week’s @ComedyBangBang has the return of musical & comedy superstars @DontStopOrWell1! @paulrust &… https://t.co/dWQ4SP4Sr2
4/19
2021
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4/18
2021
Nobody is On Demand! Please join the fracas and see me cut loose! https://t.co/HSnGd11NQU
Retweeted by Scott AukermanNew episode of THREEDOM out today! This week, ⁦@laurenlapkus⁩ ⁦@PFTompkins⁩ & I discuss Easter, our quarantine ph… https://t.co/qPn34WGBMu
4/15
2021
like the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame before 2013, there’s no rush! https://t.co/UbvzNhCqlP
Retweeted by Scott AukermanOn this week’s ⁦@ComedyBangBang⁩ podcast, we welcome back inventor Entree PeeE Neur (⁦@eggy_boom⁩)! https://t.co/s3gYXeeZpjItaliano Jones, new host of Comedy Bang! Bang! and catchphrase superstar. ciao. https://t.co/rPrvzNN3Xw
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4/14
2021
my kids figured out the password to my wife's computer and have been sending me these texts as if they were from her https://t.co/dmrSZmTSsV
Retweeted by Scott AukermanItaliano Jones will fight for you. https://t.co/MXS7yURkSN
Retweeted by Scott AukermanOn this week’s ⁦@ComedyBangBang⁩, comedian ⁦@TheJamieLee⁩ & I welcome attorney Italiano Jones back into the fold! https://t.co/qPxNwQ8L0AMy office is a three minute walk from here so I’m hoping they tear it down & put in a panera https://t.co/0VqiwcwI8jThis is a damn shame for Cactus Tony. I hope Marcus Theaters needs a new hand job guy. @ComedyBangBang https://t.co/VmQnWjk08K
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4/13
2021
For everyone asking me where Gino is... I have no idea! i heard he walked off at the end of season 2 of his show, a… https://t.co/REMDztzsna
Retweeted by Scott AukermanThis new hundo is off to a strong start with comedian @TheJamieLee!! Then Italiano Jones (Carl Tart) is back! Plus… https://t.co/H3qEdJXFDq
Retweeted by Scott AukermanComedian @TheJamieLee joins @ScottAukerman to talk about The Wedding Coach. Then, the return of lawyer Italiano Jon… https://t.co/HdkaSn4pvl
Retweeted by Scott AukermanComedy Bang! Bang! celebrates 700 episodes with laudable lunacy https://t.co/Kyhna3oEYh https://t.co/IXkM6DoACz
Retweeted by Scott AukermanNEW GABRUS CHARACTER JUST DROPPED https://t.co/407o0bxDtH
Retweeted by Scott AukermanOn this week’s @ComedyBangBang we break off another hundo with comedian @TheJamieLee! Then Italiano Jones (Carl Ta… https://t.co/uzT78HEc4d
4/12
2021
i’m in too deep https://t.co/Qk7WGPLfg7
Retweeted by Scott Aukerman.@KidCudi on #SNL? Attaboy! https://t.co/IGesoerCN3
Retweeted by Scott AukermanI... I *get* this! @shaundiston https://t.co/9oS7abN3uT
4/11
2021
GET IT https://t.co/yFbVBVGR6M
Retweeted by Scott Aukermanfour favorite TV episodes https://t.co/MRiKJ0pVoQ https://t.co/qRmMfFEHbe
Retweeted by Scott AukermanThis breaks my heart 😢 https://t.co/XeJDjDY922
4/9
2021
https://t.co/vsUV1Omnxa https://t.co/zZ1dQHFTEZToday on @threedomusa: @Scottaukerman, @PFTompkins & @laurenlapkus discuss Lauren’s Topics and robot war. Then, try… https://t.co/kSmk9FrvJK
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Retweeted by Scott AukermanOn this week’s episode of THREEDOM, the friendship podcast with me, ⁦@laurenlapkus⁩ & ⁦@PFTompkins⁩, we discuss “La… https://t.co/VNJmCOPswK
4/8
2021
On this week’s ⁦@ComedyBangBang⁩ Byron Denniston (⁦@TVsAndyDaly⁩) hits Jason Mantzoukas & I with a bombshell! List… https://t.co/jw066Pzare
4/7
2021

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