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I write words. Sometimes they make sense. Shopify & Web Dev by day, side project procrastinator by night.

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@AlVinStarClusk Hmm... I'll checkYou know that really annoying BEEP your smoke alarm makes when it needs batteries replaced? The one in my office ha… https://t.co/HOYTwD1ygu
11/20
2019
@sarahfwarman haha I see - yes, quite different! @markofrespect Totally. And the Happy Mondays. I detest them. The opening bars of their songs has caused me to leav… https://t.co/wzcU5V1uTv @sarahfwarman might be a generational thing? In my experience "Thats the idea" is a slightly passive agressive "yes… https://t.co/zmFpIanZ3T @sarahfwarman I've heard folk use these here in Aberdeen since I can remember... he's not Scottish is he?!I'm of a certain age (ok, 40), when I can remember a whole host of now classic 90's albums and bands when they were… https://t.co/gpik0BaLZk @BrewDogJames @BrewDogDistilCo Better - any relevance to the Eagle/Snake fight image? A struggle & conflict of some… https://t.co/swd3LtcG37And my fav fact? That the Goldielocks Zone is a thing that exists. People that come up with relevant names for Spac… https://t.co/8vGP59sf2ZRT-ing not because I want to win the book (which I would), but because @LR_Lam is a fantastic writer and you should… https://t.co/fUOVXi5yS2 @miksullivan That typography is nice!
11/19
2019
@markofrespect @MarvelStudios I am, however, quite proud of the fact he knows them all by name, alias and often re… https://t.co/ch4mbAgzAd @markofrespect @MarvelStudios Haha absolutely not - some Ro’s prized possessions! He’s got a whole list of others h… https://t.co/oII8qCHgyE @miksullivan Troll Hunter. Brilliant film. Is it still too early for Rare Exports...?!Despite my 4 year old not having seen @MarvelStudios #AvengersEndgame he’s unwittingly depicted the ending pretty a… https://t.co/lSU4YVtwhB
11/17
2019
Nicolas Cage being more Nicolas Cage than Nicolas Cage playing multiple versions of Nicolas Cage? Excellent!… https://t.co/9QbgCxwE11
11/16
2019
@YepDigitalUK @mcaulay @badgerarc in the main "For You" section, where you see Favourites Mix, New Music Mix etc, t… https://t.co/81akQVW1pc
11/15
2019
@RobCurryPHP @inthecompanyof Aye, but a year isnt over, untill the end of the day on the 365th day. So a decade isn… https://t.co/gI929gj5XT @inthecompanyof I love this - but isn't this the same issue with the Millennium - the decade doesnt actually end ti… https://t.co/ywVdukGAlF @mcaulay @badgerarc @YepDigitalUK cool - I'll give that a listensaying that, I'm no better... https://t.co/ahRgXBS9CaApple's iTunes friends playlist shows you just how weird your pals listening habbits are - looking at you mostly,… https://t.co/o9hptUqnnm
11/14
2019
@SingularitySCO YAS! Well done mate... awesome news! https://t.co/xBnzefrsfT
11/13
2019
It all kicks off (goes a bit Stranger Things) and who they gonna call?! The old gang gets back together, along with… https://t.co/TEQuzottKAOk, so the story. My take is the woman is Egon’s daughter, who takes her family upstate to sort out her fathers thi… https://t.co/Auz1s1KCAsThink I’ve pieced together the plot for #ghostbusters2020 - ok, so what we know is there is a mum and two kids who… https://t.co/nmWfO45lEf
11/10
2019
@WeeMissBea my Mrs has just spent the last 40 mins wondering where your dress from last nights @TheLastLeg is from.… https://t.co/ARqleEWipo
11/9
2019
Holy shit. That 1989 #LEGO #Batmobile is amazing. I better save ALL my pennies for that...
11/7
2019
It’s.... it’s... like picking a favorite child. I can’t do it. Breakfast Club. No - it’s Ferris. No... Back to the… https://t.co/swSUFpVx9C @markofrespect I’m fascinated by the concept of conspiracy theories - I mean, the stuff that some people believe ov… https://t.co/bIF6BFH09I
11/6
2019
My 4 year old just challenged me to a hotdog eating contest. Challenge accepted, son. Prepare to be amazed at how m… https://t.co/GujPTAH78p
11/4
2019
I see @RossThomson_MP isn’t going to stand for re-election. This is great news for Aberdeen South, though it has ro… https://t.co/SzVrPdn4PyAnother one bites the dust. Just as well I bought a few of these. It’s a bit good... @SingularitySCO https://t.co/6dynpaDLyP
11/3
2019
Not sorry. Willing the Springboks to show them where to stick that Chariot of theirs... 😂
11/2
2019
Wow... https://t.co/oKDCTfIOFW
10/31
2019
well, this week is going to require beer.
10/30
2019
Some must know info here. I've been a web dev for many years now, and there was lots to refresh (or learn!) here... https://t.co/B8yOt0waUN
10/29
2019
@CBeebiesHQThat’s what the boat at the start is all about. Or maybe I’ve overthought this...Aye. #inTheNightGarden is just as weird the second time around. My youngest son is enthralled. Though, I’ve now for… https://t.co/pT3qpc5sB1 @BBC6Music @RollingStone Seriously? A "top 100 singers of all time" list that doesn't include Chris Cornell… https://t.co/3IzK8DctYz
10/22
2019
@ABZQuine Yep - can’t beat sliced white and a cuppa!too skint to buy beer. So, got tea and toast instead. 🤘
10/19
2019
@PeterxLopez Right now, finishing this damn book. But also, actually getting published. And writing more of the st… https://t.co/vL5B1zL55F @inthecompanyof @markofrespect It was a grand few days, celebrating getting old (dis)gracefully 😂
10/18
2019
iOS Dark Mode is pretty nice.
10/15
2019
@origjunglist It’s such a difficult thing to diagnose and nobody seems to know a “cure”. Not sure I’d know where to… https://t.co/MqaIy45pHM @Jamsie It’s the worst! I pretty much have it most evenings, red wine or not! 😂
10/13
2019
If you have this or a loved one who does, you’ll understand the pain. You’ll also understand my joy in finding some… https://t.co/eCrRSOl28rI’ve suffered from Restless Leg Syndrome for about 20 years. Had disagreements with Dr’s about it. Questioned my sa… https://t.co/hoR0j4wdViNot going to spoil it for anyone, but El Camino is brilliant. Near perfect even. If you’re a Breaking Bad fan, I’m… https://t.co/UyjuZeSqCj
10/12
2019
Using latest Chrome, on Win 10 (but also same in Firefox too). https://t.co/0cSYZrm4dzhaving the weirdest issues connecting to ANY @Google site - be it search, gmail or anything. Timeouts searching, gm… https://t.co/VlRAgNO6dojust catching up on the #RugbyWorldCup news - ok, so Japan v Scotland would not be rescheduled should the typhoon s… https://t.co/wZxw3u2H73 @inthecompanyof jeeeesus. How much?! @markofrespect @realDonaldTrump Horrific. This shouldn't be allowed to happen. Not now, not ever again.somedays, you just require nostalgic 90s's & 00's ska punk, on loud. Today is that day.
10/11
2019
@Channel4 @Kevin_McCloud whomever works on the CGI for the plans does a really good job, and deserves a shout out.… https://t.co/bfHIyZ0YQL @mrmarkmillar Nonsense.
10/10
2019
@markofrespect I think there's going to be ever increasing attempt to capture a new generation of drinkers, resulti… https://t.co/8EGb5DBySE
10/7
2019
@DerrenBrown No but I get your point... not heard of a baby Scott in a while. Seems like it was popular about 40 ye… https://t.co/VCmqAsm01p
10/5
2019
@mushenska @LR_Lam @Wildfirebks Congrats @LR_Lam ! Awesome news - can't wait to read it.do I know any Project Managers, UI/UX Designers or Full Stack / Shopify Developers looking for a new role? Where I… https://t.co/v9ok4e0aSI
10/3
2019
Gives me huge pride to present the lineup of our collaboration with @fiercebeer. These will be available from Fierc… https://t.co/aEFUf6CVlT
Retweeted by scott couper 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺Wait, what? There's a @DavidHasselhoff and @WeAreMinistry cover of Sweet Caroline. I just tried to listen to it. My brain hurts.
10/2
2019
@Jamsie I survived. Ironically, I need a beer.At a 4th birthday party with 30 children and a hangover. Send help.
9/28
2019
@sarah_edo @kvlly Absolutely Night Owl. It’s perfect.
9/27
2019
@markofrespect I dont think its ever got better than the original Super Mario World on SNES for me. So many weekend… https://t.co/Is0q5oD5rO
9/26
2019
@jessphillips @madpaduk @IanDunt Hi Jess, we've put it on ebay. 30% of every sale goes to Shelter. Made in Uxbridge! https://t.co/Vll69ZU8kB
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9/24
2019
Ouch. #SCOvIRE #RWC2019JAPAN
9/22
2019
“There is a magic machine that sucks carbon out of the air, costs very little, and builds itself. It’s called a tre… https://t.co/9cc6G5YRps
Retweeted by scott couper 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺big website launch day nerves. It's going to be awesome, but still... https://t.co/DJqIQZtVvm
9/19
2019
@brad_frost @yataiizakaya - and whatever Chef John says is particularly good that day (it’s always good).
9/17
2019
@ABZQuine Sorry people are shit :(Christ. Been given some some amazing whisky drams to celebrate my Birthday, whilst trying to comprehend the generos… https://t.co/m3ujvwwdJQ
9/15
2019
@ABZQuine @BrewDog Cheers! 🍻Happy 40th Birthday to me. I’ve had these stored since 2012. They’ve been hibernating long enough... @BrewDog https://t.co/zCmAQN4Chi @morvrobb Hahahahah there’s no such thing anymore! 😂 @morvrobb @BrewDogAberdeen @todd_philips Cheers bud! I’m officially old!! HahaBirthday pint at @BrewDogAberdeen - this brings back lots of good memories. @todd_philips https://t.co/Szaf83yPZU @inthecompanyof With a client to review designs. He was furious because the site “looked like a primary school kids… https://t.co/FpSDaT9X6w
9/13
2019
If the eve of my 40th Birthday isn’t the time to open a spectacularly expensive bottle of champagne that was given… https://t.co/ZspiKn6P53
9/12
2019
@melmcluskey Absolutely! Thanks Mel ❤️Today would have been my 15th wedding anniversary. Life is very different today than how I thought it would be, the… https://t.co/kMeuCoKlr2 @MrTCHarris @wonky_donky Fixed it. https://t.co/wUQqMxhL7b @markofrespect Ah yes - that old hym to the Union.... 🤣 @inthecompanyof have you seen these guys? @treesforlifeuk They are doing some amazing work.
9/11
2019
@Bethesda_UK @rebeldistillers @DOOM I had the privilege to try some of this a few weeks back. I was a little scepti… https://t.co/LIQhd9QzDJ
9/10
2019
@BrewDogCastleG @BrewDogAberdeen Sounds like a good idea... claim my birthday beer twice?! Haha ;)Working a three day week. Looking forward to a birthday pint at @BrewDogCastleG or @BrewDogAberdeen at Friday lunchtime! #turning40
9/9
2019
Is it even a birthday if there’s no @LEGO_Group?! Early 40th present from my brother... he knows me well! https://t.co/VW9kRrBRRI
9/7
2019
been getting into @anathemamusic recently... they've always been just on the periphery of my listening with the odd… https://t.co/O4Nt5cB0Ri
9/5
2019
Bit of a rubbish day. Time for a beer, and a better day tomorrow. 🍻 @valkyriesblog The Iron Giant The Lorax Akira Titan A.E The Animatrix (particuarly The Second Renaissance Pt 1 and 2)
9/3
2019
I tweeted this a decade ago. Oops. I swear I had nothing to do with it.... #BorisJohnsonPM #Brexit #predictionshttps://t.co/d3Cp2VSlLA
9/2
2019
A pre-6am wake up by two excitable children (it’s the youngest’s 1st Birthday today) and a slight hangover means fr… https://t.co/SStBfPH9dN
9/1
2019
@inthecompanyof I think this timeline is too far fetched. Can we try again?
8/31
2019
@dvntownsend Also, I showed my 4 year old the video for Spirits Will Collide, earlier and he thought it was the coo… https://t.co/1fcAiH6CD3 @dvntownsend I think music in general is a time and place thing. I love it when you “hear” a song when you need to,… https://t.co/9qUv2JY7QO
8/30
2019

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