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I write words. Sometimes they make sense. Web Developer by day, side project procrastinator by night.

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Joined Twitter 2/16/08


@ianprise Was thinking that too. Got a few a few months to put pennies aside!Be still my beating heart. It’s getting released later this year. I want this. I need this.... https://t.co/phZP1gZfRn
7/5
2020
4 hour video calls with beer and good mates. Best thing that’s happened in lockdown is the weekly calls with some o… https://t.co/KXxZxFh6AZ
7/4
2020
@RobCokerDesign over 100 days now doing childcare on my own 2 days a week and working late into the night to make u… https://t.co/6jf9y2Jkpb @Yep_Digital haha nice. I'm not sure any of mine were kept.My son's new P1 teacher knocked on our door yesterday to meet him, and drop off a welcome pack. A lovely thing to d… https://t.co/X3rwaUWYL1
7/3
2020
@Alison_Edits I'm waiting for my tomato plants to bear fruit too - apparently its about 40 - 50 days from planting :)
7/2
2020
@todd_philips @bitsOfBobs https://t.co/iJKczeITK8 @ericsmithrocks To hell with it. It’s now called 2021 Draft. It’s been months. :-/And that’s another one of these gone to the Great Recycling Bin in the Sky. Think this is bottle number 5? Not sure… https://t.co/KPA7T7WBLn
7/1
2020
@NaNoWriMo it’s set in an alternate timeline (two separate timelines to be exact) that’s very different anyway so i… https://t.co/3IhQTZuCXqJune/July is generally the season of finding your kid’s new school teacher on social media to work out what sort of… https://t.co/OGjcLfqo7kon a massive Goth music trip today. Dance the ghost with me. https://t.co/bRojy4xJdp
6/30
2020
True Romance on TV. Yes. Love this film.
6/27
2020
@melmcluskey This is the most “you” thing that’s ever been on Twitter, Mel! 💙Ever since the lockdown lack of childcare, I’ve had my boys two days a week on my own. For the most part this has b… https://t.co/VHfhzIbFP5
6/26
2020
@badlydrawnroy No idea what I’ve done wrong in a past life, but literally every year of my working life I owe them money.Looking at beautiful houses for sale. Don’t know why I torture myself because I’ll be 70 before I can afford a deposit for one anyhow. 😞Why yes. The hottest day of the year is the perfect time for the boiler thermostat to go on the blink and superheat… https://t.co/VYC8eXqe7jThe sun is out. Its already 23°C in my little home office before 9am. Shorts on and some very loud @mmbosstones. Its officially summer.
6/25
2020
This tactical warhead of a hot bbq sauce arrived earlier. Can’t wait to deploy it on a burger this weekend...… https://t.co/ukvumqNoSq
6/24
2020
@ldlapinski my eldest is so aware of how different the past few months have been. He's starting school in August. I… https://t.co/p2Vqw5hJ3H @ldlapinski THIS is the future I want my children to grow up in. They are 5 and (almost) 2 just now, and it worrys… https://t.co/3EZ372U7rtThe year is 2035. Everyone who can works from home. All the now-empty office block buildings have been converted in… https://t.co/e7aHx3tP2i
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6/23
2020
@stitches_spells Have you played Everybody’s Gone to the Rapture? An old friend of mine was an effects artist on th… https://t.co/MBtW8C6ndB
6/22
2020
“There must be something in this house that’s alcoholic” “Yes. Us” Video calls with pals & booze on a Friday night. @fiercebeer Ah, we’ll be able to enjoy pints in the (checks weather) *slightly dull* summer evenings soon enough!my friend @SingularitySCO is releasing a seriously limited prototype hot sauce today or tomorrow. This means I'm re… https://t.co/4AIUjdcsuF
6/19
2020
@badlydrawnroy @BrewDog It is 8.2% - it’s really good. Does remind me of Hardcore though. Which isn’t a bad thing...!Beer time. Cheers @BrewDog ! https://t.co/pWXHXYWdz1lockdown pints? Good idea... https://t.co/hFKxujha60 #beer #beertwitter #lockdownPints #pubs #PubsReopeningNS: "If we all act in that spirit of solidarity and love for each other, we will get and keep this virus under cont… https://t.co/CWPtve9KFr
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6/18
2020
@susanna_tayler @markofrespect @michaelehughes That is quite possibly the clip I remember. Wow. @michaelehughes I saw the Challenger disaster on the news when I was about 6 on the early evening news (UK time). I… https://t.co/suUcHQ4yfm
6/16
2020
@Yep_Digital That is quite good. But just say “ladybird herd” out loud. It just works... @robertpopper My 5 year old recently found this out too and and has spent hours pleading for a hundred of them so h… https://t.co/eVODbAGJGVAnybody else’s kids come up with their own names for stuff that is so good you just all end up using it? My eldest… https://t.co/tgUmyCuXzW
6/14
2020
I speak from experience. Mark and I have had many a night in the pub like that. A 20 stone Russian sailor challengi… https://t.co/0QtJOOuAG2Just tried a whole teaspoon of the @SingularitySCO prototype. Jesus it’s hot. It’s like Smokin Het’s maniac psycho… https://t.co/Ml2GghfCG4 @markofrespect @SingularitySCO Haha I waited till dinner. I’m living in fear still!Ok, not going to lie. This sauce is giving me the Fear... question is do I ruin my lunch with it, or save that for… https://t.co/HEwLuQTn8R
6/12
2020
@pseudophreak @daisyduke92 That was also my thought - apart from the fact I picked up my card and tshirt (and a who… https://t.co/yddS40F9MF @pseudophreak Yeah exactly that! @anilauriefilm It’s either a comedy or a horror. I’m not sure which yet...So, now the Mystery Package has been delayed. Apparently I've got to contact the sender for more info... which could prove problematic.
6/11
2020
@ruddyrutherford @SingularitySCO Haha not this time (no email receipt that would give the game away), though I am e… https://t.co/VEYJsEQob4Apparently I’ve got a parcel arriving tomorrow. I have no idea whatsoever what it could be. Either I drunk purchase… https://t.co/sNtGn3aJl7waking up to see that some racists are finally working out exactly which Machine #RATM have been Raging Against all this time. Priceless.
6/10
2020
@markofrespect Haha yes. An oversight- but the question stands (if not the particular painting)!How many times have the security staff at the @vangoghmuseumseen seen people tripping balls staring at The Starry Night?
6/7
2020
Christ. This is good. I need a lot more of this in my life.... @fiercebeer https://t.co/1j5NfVIipR
6/6
2020
@inthecompanyof Yeah, I've seen him say a lot of "sensible" things recently, and actually taking a stand for the go… https://t.co/olpGU8KpJ1 @inthecompanyof Nope - he hacked a dead girls phone for red top headlines. He is, and always will be, a cunt.
6/4
2020
This is a special message for the group of 30 or so folk who travelled together by train for a trip to Largs beach… https://t.co/BO3x2R0Svh
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6/3
2020
@JoMLain I get its surrealist comedy. I just dont think he's very good at it. We've been subjected to 40+ years of… https://t.co/yuHJqObue0 @JoMLain He's one of those people I cant distinguish the character from his actual persona so no idea whats weird B… https://t.co/SB3D2gZ30sAm I the only person, seemingly on plannet Earth, that doesn't find Limmy even remotely funny? @maxray @SpaceX @NASA haha please don't....at my desk at 5.30am to support a new website launch. Feel like one of the guys at @SpaceX / @NASA Launch Control d… https://t.co/gxE6cPX7hh
5/28
2020
Watching the #SpaceLaunchLIVE - this is fascinating stuff!
5/27
2020
back at my desk after a week off work. Going to be a busy month!
5/26
2020
Just got shouted at in the street by an angry woman, who had to be 20 feet away from me, for not wearing a mask. Um...
5/25
2020
Screenshot borrowed from a friend, but share this far and wide. Tweet was short lived, but outstanding work by a tr… https://t.co/ILPyffZTll
5/24
2020
When you get a bit carried away colouring in with your 5 year old... 😂 https://t.co/ugLb1Ay2ix
5/22
2020
this pandemic has made me rethink food and drink. I now shop local independent businesses several times a week inst… https://t.co/x8KacEJKRBI like this version of Wednesday. https://t.co/mXuBmUihMr
5/20
2020
I have a week off work. It’s Tuesday. This is going to happen later. 🍻 @BrewDogCastleG @BrewDog https://t.co/zM2x0dgOSQ @BrewDogCastleG Nice - order placed earlier (my partners account tied to her NHS email). Looking forward to it arri… https://t.co/edX4YKgach @BrewDogCastleG I’m going to put in a HopDrop order today - what’s the likelihood your tap list will change before… https://t.co/1JxyjlgVuL
5/19
2020
@lesanto @markofrespect yes they need funding but don't they also need visible (& audible) support of people like y… https://t.co/kZFZbFtpdz
5/15
2020
@BrewDogDogTap are you guys still doing HopDrop deliveries? Not seen on the app for a while. I mean, Castlegate is… https://t.co/PYBwoCn7pr
5/14
2020
@AlVinStarClusk ?? https://t.co/UKsR8RrDkq
5/12
2020
@BrewDog Yes! B or C @BrewDogJames some sort of order delivery tracker. Placed two orders now, and both were hours later than the stated… https://t.co/Ob1XmXiQly @miksullivan I dont really think thats whats meant by it, Mike - just because somebody says *they* are working hard… https://t.co/y8Tc1cHVUN
5/11
2020
STAY HOME. PROTECT THE NHS. SAVE LIVES.
Retweeted by scott couper 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺Doing one of those “ask your kid these questions” things. Me: “Who is the Prime Minister?” Rohan (5 years old): “… https://t.co/vPvaF2fOMI
5/10
2020
Woke up to a new @puscifer song and news of album release later in the year. Not a bad start to my Saturday. Yas!
5/9
2020
@PearlJam Given to Fly. Always my favourite. 💙Got a Friday night video call quiz with friends later. We chose music as our category. So naturally, I went straigh… https://t.co/ziEJqQtFoA
5/8
2020
@markofrespect Yeah - he turns 5 in a week. Time is but an illusion it seems!
5/7
2020
Having workmates that weren’t born yet when I left college doesn’t make me feel old. Turning 40 last year didn’t ma… https://t.co/248P1WLqd5
5/6
2020
Just went to the shops for some things. And forgot the tea. Epic disaster. @robcurry_uk haha I'm gonna need one later, thats for sure!I've just run out of tea and its only 9.30am. Disaster.
5/5
2020
My eldest asked me a question and referred to New Yorkshire, meaning NY. And now all I can think of is why New York… https://t.co/Kma5gDtclZ
5/4
2020
Just tried to pinch zoom a printed image. Yes. Yes I did.
5/2
2020
@markofrespect @BrewDog Oh you can mate, you can.........So @BrewDog HopDrop is a bit good. Fresh Punk (and a whole bunch of other things) delivered same day to my door dir… https://t.co/JHTh0JnOiUPost work @BrewDog Hazy Jane in the sunshine. Happy weekend, folks! https://t.co/uGUpVvSPZA
5/1
2020
@Olivia_Beirne my friend @LR_Lam has a new book out today...
4/30
2020
@inthecompanyof @tomblanchardCSS up your street? @stitches_spells He was a journo for the P&J a long time ago. Also, his folks are two of the loveliest people you c… https://t.co/uufDg6igRJ
4/27
2020
@nathanjacob2018 @ArgosHelpers @Argos_Online Ok, thanks for the info.Hey @ArgosHelpers @Argos_Online how do I get in touch about an online order that failed mid transaction - no succes… https://t.co/8WF9sLEGCD
4/26
2020
You can’t just watch 30 mins of The Departed before heading to bed, can you?“These are a few of my favourite things...” https://t.co/u6OcK7aRnm
4/25
2020
hey @BrewDog @BrewDogDogTap you guys still doing HopDrop deliveries from Ellon to the Aberdeen area? App was showi… https://t.co/wEq8tL91hv
4/24
2020
@destruktstudio @tomblanchardCSS @jonathanshalit Well this can get in the bin. I have two small children under 5 at home & no childcare, a full time… https://t.co/4bCUSQ4Liq
4/23
2020

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