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@Kitxhupmane @BlackPanthaaYT Phwoaaaaah. @BlackPanthaaYT Is an RCF worth getting over something like a Holden?
8/13
2020
Hojbjerg after having a tour around Tottenham’s stadium and accidentally opening the trophy cabinet https://t.co/VQaO0E6HCi
Retweeted by Scott Winter @realvalladolid @SouthamptonFC Good luck next season lads. 💪T̶h̶a̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶S̶a̶l̶i̶s̶u̶ This IS Salisu! Can we have our mentions column back now, please? 😆 https://t.co/jC4YEknoyq
Retweeted by Scott Winter
8/12
2020
@danjhargraves Not like he's gonna retire here, that kit is from 2 seasons ago.So let me get this straight🤔 Rishi Sunak is encouraging us to sit in McDonald’s & get 20 chicken nuggets for £2.39… https://t.co/4FGgDmftPw
Retweeted by Scott WinterHaven't you heard? 🤔 (Pierce) Bird is the Word! 🐦😍 Welcome to the #Spitfires, @Piercebirdd ✍️ https://t.co/5cFkAwsvZa
Retweeted by Scott Winter @TheCommitteeSFC Where's the option for "The Committee"? @AIexDiez @preciseprowsey @afcboli @SouthamptonFC @KWPeters 1 season, actually. @SouthamptonFC @ftblsam_ Ok @BlackPanthaaYT Veilside RX7 > All other aftermarket body kits.
8/11
2020
@Hyper_SFC @sfcdannnn @SaintJxy You mean the shit Dean Henderson; the Shrewsbury Town POTY and PFA League One TOTY… https://t.co/W067DXXHmW @Hyper_SFC @sfcdannnn Mate you're not getting the picture. He's our worst ever PL goalkeeper. He's managed that wit… https://t.co/qVbvOiYzLiPunchline arriving in 7-8 working months. https://t.co/BLaIXarmP9 @Hyper_SFC @sfcdannnn Or, you could sell Gunn and invest the £13m in the gaping hole in midfield that is going to l… https://t.co/Ex2ZRkQmHc @Hyper_SFC @sfcdannnn Does Angus have your family hostage or something mate? @Hyper_SFC @sfcdannnn Keep the older player that's just gained his confidence back and was arguably our best keeper… https://t.co/EaT59vSU0G @Hyper_SFC @sfcdannnn Take a gamble on Harry Lewis and spend the £13m elsewhere. @Hyper_SFC @sfcdannnn This is why twitter isn't running the club. You'd have people dragging their heels over a thi… https://t.co/n56mHvqlh5 @Hyper_SFC @sfcdannnn He made 9 mistakes in one game. @Hyper_SFC @sfcdannnn Just like Forster and Macca, they're both in their prime. We'd have to wait another 8 years f… https://t.co/9eV2FMAAr6 @Hyper_SFC @sfcdannnn If you're talking stocks, you can't reliably say he'll rebound to be worth £30m when his stoc… https://t.co/b6EJGJmB9M @Hyper_SFC @sfcdannnn If my nan had wheels, she'd have been a bike. If we hadn't sold Mane, he'd have gone for £75m… https://t.co/Y159vdunMUHow can the same waters be proudly “British” when it’s about fish, but become “international” when it’s about refugees?
Retweeted by Scott Winter @EAFIFADirect Will I need to take out one or two mortgages to keep up this year? My bank are getting very angry at me now.If I had to see this, so do you. #F1 #WTF1. https://t.co/1dye1FlgLILooks like the same pattern that your school IT technician has on his tie. https://t.co/7LCY6E1gnk @danjhargraves Third looks best imo 😬I don’t even have a tweet that could do this video justice. just watch it https://t.co/iyYQ52CjsU
Retweeted by Scott WinterWhen Højbjerg shanks his 97th pass of the game into the disabled stand in a Europa qualifier against my WiFi Passwo… https://t.co/XlWvA0O1Uu @sliidethru Snail and Cabbage or whatever it's called
8/10
2020
@Ankaman616 @rxdmond My favourite saying in the whole world. @N17kane @sfcdannnn @sammorris0____ Ratioed by a block of cheese. https://t.co/th6UrKvgUx @nocontextfm1 Me: signs a 16 year old youth academy full back to supplement my teams PL2 title charge. My 28 year… https://t.co/3wGHPO4mYC @N17kane @sfcdannnn @sammorris0____ Mate you'd be great working at a car wash, you'd lick all the windows clean for free. @N17kane @sfcdannnn @sammorris0____ https://t.co/QDx1UhxAUz @N17kane @sfcdannnn @sammorris0____ Toby was on loan here, we never owned him. I can't believe you don't even know your own players. @TheWelshDragon9 @ReganGrace5 Julian Savea against France in the world cup is ever so slightly better than this, but not by much. Holy shit.i got a license but i dont h🥑
Retweeted by Scott Winter @lukeosman_ When we had a £20m bid for Dybala accepted and he chose to go to Juve instead. Feels bad man. @noheroicsintoSD @MattyWTF1 Probably because he sped up to reach the pit lane limit after crossing the line, he was… https://t.co/6AHfhVb6VsRacing Point torpedoing Hulkenburg's point total so he doesn't outshine Stroll in Quali and the race. Nice. 😬 #F170 #WTF1 @LHarrisSFC Because he's the next Hakkinen. Blistering pace, any other point in F1 history and Hakkinen would have… https://t.co/zT04lu84ox @Son_thfc @sfcliam_ https://t.co/ybalqz1c9h
Retweeted by Scott Winter @jordooo_01 82. Saints have never had a base card 83+ in any FIFA.
8/9
2020
@candlerneuro Monza turn 1, Monaco Casino section, Eau Rouge and the first chicane at Le Mans. Death, Taxes and a 6 car pileup. @nocontextfm1 @foxintheboxfm Winning the quadruple unbeaten with Inter, scoring 194 goals in all comps, conceding 1… https://t.co/OahEmKnuWN @UniqueRiggers 86 - Arsenal 88 - Chelsea 14/15 90 - Chelsea 12/13 91 - CL FinalRobert Lewandowski always disappear during big games. Chelsea will pocket him. Mark this tweet.
Retweeted by Scott Winter @cesc4official 'Top teams' do, but they need to be effective with it. That's the difference between the likes of Ba… https://t.co/aM942iWiHT @BlackPanthaaYT Lol I'm looking at potentially getting one next year, didn't realise this was yours 😂 opinions on owning one?What their favourite shampoo is. https://t.co/8Z8qungK2e
8/8
2020
Wesley Hoedt watching Raphaël Varane tonight https://t.co/YUxyuFywJh
Retweeted by Scott Winter @nocontextfm1 Such a broken system, so easy to abuse. 😂Some say that Ghandi used to wear a Danny Ings shirt when he played Sunday league. https://t.co/1VSsMPvi6n @mxtthewla Didn't mention the fact that he went to Sunderland on loan for a season 😬 @mxtthewla Muntari was decent for Milan tbf, won the Champions League with Inter. @mxtthewla Their best midfielder of this millenium is Sulley Muntari 😂The real truth about the masks. (This might be faked, though, I'm not sure.) https://t.co/xno19A4bee
Retweeted by Scott Winter @premierleague @TAGHeuer Grealish is 24. What do you qualify as 'Young'? Should be Abraham or Saka instead.
8/7
2020
@EthanCOYS @HasenhuttlEra @Cal_SFC You are out done, the decent sources claimed Everton didn't bid blah blah blah. https://t.co/n1vH3SOXqP @EthanCOYS @Cal_SFC @HasenhuttlEra Stick the "all our reporters aren't bums" in your trophy cabinet. @EthanCOYS @Cal_SFC @HasenhuttlEra "It's not but try again" https://t.co/sK0xM86mzI @RichardBrer Watched a decent amount of Bundesliga games this season to say that McKennie is a solid solid youngste… https://t.co/KcqOVrULxS @EthanCOYS He isn't our club captain though, Ward-Prowse is. He handed over the captaincy as soon as he said he was… https://t.co/UhAdvE3G1Y @EthanCOYS https://t.co/Shr7QkfTM5 @EthanCOYS So Spursy to bottle negotiations, couldn't be my club. 😂👋 @EthanCOYS Imagine paying valuation for a player with a year left though, couldn't be my club. 😂👋 @judemarichards @sfcrxbbo_ https://t.co/sU1hPSEiJP Direct media correspondent for Southampton's press team. Is al… https://t.co/87CLL4HozK @EthanCOYS Our valuation is £25m, even your coveted SkySports sources said that's our valuation. @EthanCOYS Just admit your board are tinpot and we can move on. Guarantee you'll release a DVD of Pierre's signing too. 😴 @EthanCOYS https://t.co/sU1hPSEiJP @EthanCOYS Adam Blackmore is the direct newspaper representative for Southampton's press team. He's said it's £25m too. 👍 @EthanCOYS Spurs matched the £25m valuation, not £15m. @EthanCOYS £25m valuation matched. 😉 @CallumLyon Your Hermes driver has successfully left your parcel blocking the cat flap so the cats have taken a shi… https://t.co/jPRpuQyf34 @Keith_678 Literally missed the majority of the last 6 games with a hamstring strain. @1884keith Pre hair treatment Andros Townsend for the right wing slot surely.Bruno Fernandes as soon as he gets into the penalty area. https://t.co/WZwtzOr7Dw
8/6
2020
@Jaack They need evidence to get a warrant. @aaronpatten @Liam_Houghton98 Because we had a deal to sign him permanently. He was never our player. @aaronpatten @Liam_Houghton98 Toby was never a saints player. He was on loan from Atletico, then his deal ran out a… https://t.co/fL7DswBOHvCongratulations, boss 🏆 Following an unbeaten July, Ralph Hasenhüttl has been named #PL Manager of the Month! 👏
Retweeted by Scott Winter
8/5
2020
@RossKemp Update from Rotttthhhhh Kemp: @EthanCOYS If you could take those rose tinted glasses off and read, you can see that I'm talking about a combined… https://t.co/QEMkqku5rP @EthanCOYS I'm not salty, at all. We're getting a good fullback and you're getting a decent midfielder. Deal is fai… https://t.co/8cUI1CvIMy @EthanCOYS Funny to look back on our club changing its mind on KWP, but still getting cash + the player for someone… https://t.co/QANgB4Xr5F @keepamericalert @odetomcrph @qocoist @AbirGhattas @Pol_Sec_Analyst Generally in ports, buildings like that are ind… https://t.co/yC2OhIL4de @BlackPanthaaYT The way it just decimates those buildings across the road. Fuuuuck. @swallygray @jonihunter1982 @_CL1882 Naw man had me lucky cross. @odetomcrph @qocoist @AbirGhattas @Pol_Sec_Analyst Low yield nuclear warheads have a blast radius of hundreds of me… https://t.co/0Khtbw2NdW @FUTWIZ They'll cope well with all the tears when he gets lapped 4 times. @ceejay_epping @acbrck @thereal_vito @MercedesAMGF1 @siwel44it @PET_Motorsports @INEOS @LewisHamilton Fantastic point, didn't think of that. @GaryLineker @realDonaldTrump No they don't let him use the crayons without supervision. Last time he thought the red one was strawberry. @WestHam_Central @mundodeportivo https://t.co/rR9muzKqs3 @Lord_Sugar Surely the Lexus LC500 was a better choice, same engine but better spec. Plus it looks a lot nicer. 😬
8/4
2020
@BlackPanthaaYT 10 poops it is. @BlackPanthaaYT 10 what @acbrck @thereal_vito @MercedesAMGF1 @siwel44it @PET_Motorsports @INEOS @LewisHamilton Not to mention the pits clos… https://t.co/Jo6wsQMrXH
8/3
2020

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