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Retweeted by Scott Winter @MithrandilPlays @FifaCMTips No idea, because he was a free agent. He had potential to be special and I managed to get him to 95 @FifaCMTips On FIFA 16 I found one from South Africa who was 83 rated at 16, turned into the next Marina for me 😂 @1AnonymousFind Slightly, but there's still a lot of games left in the season and we're still only a win from 9th. 🤷🏻‍♂️#SaintsFC @SouthamptonFC Fuck sake79 | HAAAAAALLLLAAANNNNNDDD! HAT TRICK HERO! #FCABVB 3-5
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Retweeted by Scott WinterIt’s going to happen #saintsfc
Retweeted by Scott WinterSOUTHAMPTON IN EUROPA PART 3 🔜 #SaintsFC #SOUWOLVAR in 45 minutes of football: Missed a handball Missed a Red Card Couldn't even add the proper stoppages back on.…
Retweeted by Scott Winter @EashN17 Here before the bang.
Retweeted by Scott Winter @davidwi03103618 @BBCMOTD @BBCOne Blister was the size of the bottom of his foot at one point. Imagine running on that for 90 minutes. @saintsfan1203 I'm not sure, I haven't seen the video before but it wouldn't surprise me. @SouthamptonFC Consistency is key.If there was a Set 8 for PL strikers Lucas Moura and Ismaili Sarr are in there 100%. Safety scissors and prit-stick in hand. #WATTOT @BlackPanthaaYT Give it the fookin beans mush📍 #SOUWOL
Retweeted by Scott Wintermy second stomach popping up for dessert
Retweeted by Scott Winter @FUTDonk Hope Danny Ings gets one in the next batch tbh. @Squawka @WilliamHill Chris Brunt? @htx_smokez @Castro1021 @bateson87 0-0-2 says a lot. @MattFUTTrading Cant just be me that tries to clear a ball that's been crossed to the back post, have my snog stick… in: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 My Parents: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇮🇪 Born in: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Last Travelled: 🇳🇿 Been to: 🇮🇪🇳🇿🇭🇰🇸🇬🇺🇸🇪🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿"What's England like?"
Retweeted by Scott Winter @max_skrskr @matttyg19 @ZwebackHD Use basic @max_skrskr @matttyg19 @ZwebackHD My DDG is utter shite
@VipArsenal Bergkamp and Firmino. @DanDroppedU1 @TotalCristiano's 238,137 people in Portsmouth that don't know what a shower is. @DanDroppedU1 @TotalCristiano 20 goals and 9 assists from central midfield. Won the title, League Cup, African POTY… @wwfcSammm Adama's just a Paella Moussa Djenepo. Hth. @TotalCristiano Yaya Toure played tiddlywinks I'm guessing?Every other morning I take a hike with my dog to the dog park, and on the way back he gets so tired that I gotta ca…
Retweeted by Scott WinterWhich Avenger am I? You won’t believe the SHOCKING result 🤣
Retweeted by Scott WinterJust popping this back on the #SaintsFC timeline as it’s the best video ever.
Retweeted by Scott Winter @richardosman #EDABCF @TheMasterBucks Wellington Phoenix!
@Thogden Is it bugging anyone else he's filming himself from the left hand seat, yet when he turns the camera aroun… @UniqueRiggers 3-5-2, base Kaka, Flashback Mascherano and base Lampard midfield. @FCBayernUS Just a Polish Danny Ings @BlackPanthaaYT 67' Ford Mustang Fastback Nissan Skyline R34 GTR V.Spec III @Shanemoss17 @FootyAccums Put it this way, would you rather have £670 profit or tell you mates you missed out on th… @MattFUTTrading Keylor Navas with 94 diving.
@OfficialVizeh 0. Been playing consistently from FIFA 13. 0. @F1 It's never a quiet drink with Kimi @TwoSyncOfficial 13 and 14. Miss the arcade feel of those. @FIFACareerGems @FifaCMTips Zouma for Varane imo @FUT20News Radja Naingollan, Keylor Navas, Luis Alberto guaranteed. @EASPORTSFIFA @premierleague INGSYYYYYYSo you're a tough spy Like it really rough spy Just can't get enough spy Chest always so puffed spy I'm that bad sp…
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@FUTWIZ BooOh, Ralph 😅❤️
Retweeted by Scott Winter @TheSaintCentre Great at Bristol, shit at Fulham with the step up. Rather get someone else in. @FUT20News So no Danny Ings? Absolutely outrageous! 😒
@kierannkater98 Never packed a TOTY mate, feels bad. @MAN_LIKE_SPUD 100k pack 😂Let's GOOOOOO @JakeHeasmannnn @Michael_Bayliss @doig_billy @FarouqTareq @BBCMOTD Absolutely. Aguero is fantastic but comparing th… @BasedVero Ings? @JakeHeasmannnn @Michael_Bayliss @doig_billy @FarouqTareq @BBCMOTD I like to think of it this way. Put Henry and Ag… @HaleEndCafu McGinn Brooks Buendia
@brokerfut Don't know what Ings has to do to get an IF this year.I got Bray Wanderers promoted on @FootballManager and was deliberating on giving my captain Paul Keegan a new contr…
Retweeted by Scott Winter“The devils been fed” im crying 😂
Retweeted by Scott WinterOne time I saw Samuel L. Jackson at an airport and he saw me and my cousin hovering around trying to gain the coura…
Retweeted by Scott Winter @FUT20News @FutPanther If Abraham should be an 81, Ings should be an 81 at least? Ings has more league goals this s… @alexlehneis Was about to turn my salt levels up to 100 but I think we'll draw Madrid, Inter and Ludogrets.Really annoys me how some people think Hasenhüttl should stay after just a few wins. The man lost 9-0 at home, unfo…
Retweeted by Scott WinterRyan Fraser is just a Poundland James Forrest. @R9Rai Been playing since FIFA 13. Packed literally every other card type apart from a TOTY. Feels bad man.obsessed with this picture of a seal looking up
Retweeted by Scott Winter @YidRichie @Jack_Bora76 @BBCSport @SpursOfficial So do we, he's not going anywhere.Premier League top 20 scorers minutes/goal without penalties: Danny Ings - 109 minutes Aguero - 113 minutes ... Ra…
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@Rashford_Fc @CBennett_12 @SkySportsPL Same amount of points for both sides though.#SaintsFC Me: Alexa, play that tune. Alexa:
Retweeted by Scott Winter @FUT20News Danny Ings deserves an 83. @SouthamptonFC the best logical debate to have ever been aired on television.
Retweeted by Scott WinterThis ref can fuck off tbh. #SaintsFCHow isn't that 1-0. HOW. @NepentheZ Done my third icon SBC and I've packed Moore, Lampard and Raul. Fairly done with this year tbh. 😒what the fuck goin on
Retweeted by Scott Winter @BlackPanthaaYT So instead of a Hummer you now get a Buzzer?
The kids off the estate call me fluke Dumont x
Retweeted by Scott Winter @GCIIMessi Prime Rijkaard. @BlackPanthaaYT Just a asbo R34 LM @goal Danny Ings @GreatGibbo @NicoMen31962193 @FutEric18 @NepentheZ Play Son at CAM? @NewAgeBoxingUK This club is run by a group of stewards you can tell.
I really just wanted to listen to The Archers
Retweeted by Scott Winter @ffsHaarry Ngl bump up Bolton and QPR. Millwall should be in the next category up too.
Literally sounds like every video taken at the beach. college a friend found an ID of a dude over 21 who looked just like me. I used it like a charm for months. Then…
Retweeted by Scott WinterSimply the best thread in football twitter history. We can all log off now. Goodnight. @maguranyanga Plus, a double engine failure under 2.1km with a dual flame out, engine containment breach and loss o… @andrewsaintsfc @FootyAccums The fact he said Hughes was the only one who had a clue as to what he was doing immedi… @FootyAccums Bare in mind by the time Jose Fonte had left, two of that squad of players he's referring to as shit a…