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So much fun watching these two old prunes bicker about how rich they are. I want a bowl of raisin bran.
10/23
2020
Seasonal affective disorder https://t.co/FK8LdGjZsV
10/22
2020
Really into lighting candles, using my essential oils diffuser and eating a tub of ice cream to myself #selfcare https://t.co/Ni6jKvGbiO
10/20
2020
Wholesome content https://t.co/o1axK1rjEf
10/18
2020
Walking from the bed to my desk every morning https://t.co/p9OFRkflA2
10/17
2020
@thewhitewillow Like.. As said on tdotwire in the early 2000’s - DON’T WATCH ME, WATCH TV
10/16
2020
My favourite tidbit from Mariah Carey’s memoir is finding out the title of her 14th studio album. It’s titled “Me.… https://t.co/noRiOfTgjo
10/6
2020
@rachelxxray https://t.co/DFcGzRWtGw
10/3
2020
@KARENHUGER for #SAVAGEXFENTYSHOW Vol.3
10/2
2020
I will be happy never hearing the line “From a _______ perspective” again
10/1
2020
@TheTomCable https://t.co/3I7F16WJk2
9/30
2020
@lananasparle The dog must be so tired of watching that bullshit everyday @lananasparle I feel like the one that was “cooking” needs to give the other one a restraining order.
9/29
2020
When you come back from the bathroom and the calamari you ordered for the table is already done https://t.co/qei03Ulem3
9/28
2020
The amount I’m teehee-ing watching this new season of #PEN15
9/24
2020
The way the #RHOP ladies handled Ashley’s open marriage in two minutes vs #RHOBH handling a made up cheating scanda… https://t.co/eGYKk6lcaXA perfect visual representation of my Monday morning https://t.co/ByoRvUcMPcFuck, issa Monday
9/21
2020
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9/20
2020
#NewProfilePic https://t.co/uIfM0ityTz
9/19
2020
@caitlinxx Shall we dish? ITS BEEN A WHILE!Is it over 30 when all your straight friends join pyramid schemes? https://t.co/pDFW1bDNq1 @MattRogersTho I think you mean bring back Kim Richards, hire Kathy Hilton and make sure they are both mad at Kyle. Done!
9/18
2020
@lemon_candy Take all my junk food as collateral plz. MAKE ME INTO A SKINNY MINI @nickandrade89 V questionable! Im sure we have 10 more years before it actually comes outAfter watching #TheVow and now reading this headline, I would not be surprised if Teddi was part of NXIVM at some p… https://t.co/gSfQCcl4md
9/17
2020
@JordanApps She always makes it niceMy Nonna putting on her new outfit from Laura Petites before Sunday lunch with the fam https://t.co/G0AbMOTOgCAnd just like that my vacation is over... https://t.co/pDKcbccHY8
9/14
2020
Is this from Madame Tussaud’s wax museum in Niagara Falls? #RHONY https://t.co/IoKaplPaIAHow the ladies steamrolled Ramona during this reunion #RHONY
9/11
2020
Gizelle and her outfits this season confirm that she 100% is a TJ MAXXinista #RHOP
9/7
2020
It was so fun watching @thequeenpri this season on #CanadasDragRace without blurred, drunken vision like I usually… https://t.co/R85x8Nx351
9/4
2020
@JordanApps Namaste vibes only @sstevo11 You talking to me? https://t.co/aTf742P61d
9/2
2020
I can’t wait to spend everyday of my staycation next week exactly like this https://t.co/cm0JVHUIGLIt’s 2006 again! https://t.co/zIxicXRNRr
9/1
2020
Julie Chen Moonves is such a comedian this season. Improv, off script Queen #BB22 @Stuiiee The glamour https://t.co/dzq86bxBJ5
8/29
2020
My director advising the team when we will be back in the office https://t.co/UIVxfWHXD0
8/27
2020
@TheTomCable Ikea....Goodbye to the #RHONY housewife that normalized drunken simlish. https://t.co/pbclgOOF7B
8/26
2020
All I’m going to be picturing is this everytime I see Kristen Wiig onscreen during #WW84 https://t.co/2gL0Mdf8dp
8/22
2020
T’Challa the bird is giving more believable drama in 3 episodes than any of the #RHOBH ladies did this whole season https://t.co/gRVEl8pFWZ @lananasparle When a fart turns into a shart
8/20
2020
@caitlinxx The full season is on the CBC Gem app! Come prepared with things to throw at your TV
8/16
2020
Normal People is a very frustrating TV show....How my body feels after completing the @SeaWheeze half marathon https://t.co/YudxcVOdXZWhat I’m looking for on ~tH3 apP$~ https://t.co/rgoKfwux60
8/15
2020
Favourite current pastime: watching press interviews from the second season of Umbrella Academy just to get a glimpse of Justin Min. Whew 😍
8/13
2020
Brushing up on my online dating skills https://t.co/Kf7zvMGAuA
8/10
2020
@thewhitewillow This is that much funnier now that I’ve started to watch the episode
8/6
2020
@thewhitewillow https://t.co/QfQ7tLcMPy
8/2
2020
The view from today’s leisurely morning stroll https://t.co/tWYJUqyDu6
7/26
2020
Person, woman, man, Shea, Coulee.
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7/25
2020
@claire_aiello Doing God’s work
7/24
2020
@migc33 I SAID WHAT I SAID @pizzaparty_rin You leave the country and look what happens!Everyone agrees that this year has been awful. Why does Taylor Swift thinks the world needs a gloomy, moody, emotio… https://t.co/VMpCopq034Taking a moment of silence for the closing of Poutini’s
7/23
2020
If you like a good cry before bed, you can watch my friends tell their story ❤️😭 https://t.co/cpUHSv6QJ3
7/21
2020
This weekend consisted of online purchases of useless shit I don’t need and feeding my feelings https://t.co/WRVe4qFtqM
7/19
2020
Anastarzia Anaquway dancing in the background of tonight’s maxi challenge #CanadasDragRace https://t.co/QbIhK3Qesm
7/17
2020
How I’ve felt at the end of the workday everyday this week https://t.co/3y4REfHUF4
7/16
2020
Michaela Coel in #IMayDestroyYou has left me speechless. Whew, that was quite the ride.
7/15
2020
A nice change of scenery for the weekend https://t.co/bWow35emQK
7/12
2020
@pizzaparty_rin I would like to retweet thisThe writing room of #CanadasDragRace putting together this weeks acting challenge. https://t.co/7W7Y39teFH
7/10
2020
@TheTomCable Accompanied by Sutton’s “teddi’s style is tragic” confessional
7/9
2020
I can’t get enough of Sonja Morgan’s new face https://t.co/53zaytd96MWhat’s Abby’s workout regime like? How do I get arms like hers? #LastOfUsPartII
7/6
2020
@sstevo11 Snob
7/5
2020
@thewhitewillow @patrickyova But actually me falling up the stairs with two beers in hand @patrickyova @thewhitewillow The stairs are callingSeeing fabricland advertising space in the werk room was everything I needed and more #CanadasDragRace
7/3
2020
@pizzaparty_rin HahahahahaMade it to season 12 of #RHONY and I’ve decided bulk of the drama in this show revolves around the rooms they get while on vacation.
7/1
2020
@James_Fulton22 Does he own one shirt?
6/24
2020
Sunday evening https://t.co/vteGZOvvxl
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6/22
2020
As soon as phase 2 comes to Toronto https://t.co/dWbHfyhXjF
6/18
2020
@rachelxxray ❤️❤️❤️queen n spadina mcdonalds employees have more de-escalation skills than the police
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6/8
2020
i wrote about the anti-racist reading list https://t.co/ELwXDICLjh
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6/4
2020
For those interested, this master document has it all: Bail funds, podcasts, resources, talking points, literature,… https://t.co/SIWNru4xWS
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6/3
2020
Pride started as a protest against police brutality. Pride started as a protest by black transgender women. Pride s… https://t.co/hRTxedTynR
Retweeted by Sebastian DIf you missed my speech today at the opening ceremony for the Toronto protest, here is the written copy:… https://t.co/PZqQWjSFsK
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6/1
2020
Nelly Furtado’s reaction after getting her royalty check and watching Crystal lip sync I’m Like A Bird https://t.co/ThHKJEGBOw
5/30
2020
I very much would like to eat my body weight in pasta and a meatball the size of my head from Sugo.
5/28
2020
@nickandrade89 Can confirm this is basically nick at the club circa 2010-2011
5/26
2020
@lemon_candy Nothing makes sense anymore
5/25
2020
I feel like the only character Reese Witherspoon plays nowadays is the meddling housewife BUT she does it so well #LittleFiresEverywhereDay #729462919374 of Quarantine and decided it was time for a quarancut. Look at this 8-ball 🎱 https://t.co/z4nHG4cB09 @sstevo11 @rachelxxray @ange_cee11 5th wheel 🙋🏻‍♂️
5/24
2020
@ange_cee11 @thewhitewillow W*s did the same. @deanevangeliou Patiently waiting for some new Kelela @JordanApps RiRi lurking in the shadows @ange_cee11 @thewhitewillow Yes! We called it “the box” too!The Bellwood’s tightrope walker of her dreams 🤮 https://t.co/vaKf6REcpf
5/23
2020
All the Karen’s rushing to Bath & Body Works after finding out that they are permanently closing https://t.co/jBUDR0APaX
5/21
2020

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