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insert jazzy sass here agent : Ben Clark ; ben@thesohoagency.co.uk

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Joined Twitter 8/14/17


@kerryjeanlister you're in for a treat. no spoils but entirely from the POV and about The Chief @kerryjeanlister I think I was about 14 when I first read the book. Probs saw the film not long after. @local_celebrity early christmas shopping. very smart @griersonbowes @staceynorman oh yeah! ♥️ @SecretDJBook In sa 🇿🇦 no baby https://t.co/cqH2n5X4mM
Retweeted by The Secret DJ @BigFris @AshleyVerse A tour is when you don't go home between the shows. For economics, you work as often as is… https://t.co/aRPyvOE52Qstart 'em young I say! https://t.co/UtgyWJ8RwE @Dannydeathdisco @johnrobb77 @louderthanwar and most of the labels didn't arrive until after...https://t.co/DuOiRhfY87https://t.co/wTTOWdf6sTHope to see you next Saturday in London... https://t.co/PWPcCRDr5t
10/20
2019
Now put it to the people (Parliament Square 19/10/19) https://t.co/21VKLsRvJd
Retweeted by The Secret DJ @beeder I'm OK with that 😁 @mattsever good egg!
10/19
2019
@memorialdevice I'm wearing some right now. @memorialdevice bit of plasticine on the nose to get it to fly level @lee3erry If I was a betting man I'd be in the bookies. It's the only way the 99% can possibly profit from this calamity. @PrivateEyeNews Hurrah!No Deal. No doubt. @ommmusick @ortski83 @Biffo183 Typical American. Immediately making it all about money.Do you work in the creative industries? Here's 10 points from the great minds in charge that you should prepare fo… https://t.co/DF6lWj72bv @HaroldHeathDJ @lee3erry @Mixmag There's a South London Jazz Explosion? Blimey. Wish we'd known when we were the s… https://t.co/bM3XSxiFiK @ommmusick ha!If one more person uses the word 'patina' for 'fucked up' I swear I will work hard on a lovely new patina for their undercarriage. @MikQuinlan bless you ❤️A few days later than expected due to having to pick it up at the pick-up point but here it is the @SecretDJBook sh… https://t.co/GgBrcggoYx
Retweeted by The Secret DJ @SaHreports will do! @St_Mirren the differences really come into play when you hear them spoken. @BBCRadio4 can somebody please disconnect the BBC from the internet? it's for the best @lee3erry you don't have to speak either languages to see the words on the top row and the words beneath are only s… https://t.co/UsCy6I15KR @lee3erry it says exactly the same thing in both Spanish and Catalan which are almost identical and there isn't a s… https://t.co/4yL938BsaDThis is by far the best street sign in Ibiza. My personal favourite and I hope you enjoy it too. Every day it give… https://t.co/zPj3JTyXQi @Hoodie1878 SMELL MY DEAL! Go on!
10/18
2019
Question : Is this the best video ever? https://t.co/fHdfyTyMT8
Retweeted by The Secret DJI love Spain https://t.co/VteK53zIum
Retweeted by The Secret DJSat 26th of Oct is my debut appearance as SDJ. Which is handy cos I always dress like that. https://t.co/8Ftm1atU8O
Retweeted by The Secret DJ @craigyt you got to spoof something to begin with Pilgrim 😉 @hdt_hugh to fair often both stories of denial and then capitulation are from the same PR campaign. @oisinlunny but can blue men sing the whites? @trominomusic NURSE! @trominomusic ...and how was your dic? @PaulGilly173 I am Xangelix @PaulGilly173 incorrect answer I'm afraid. @ommmusick 100% Ibiza my friend 😉Did a remix innit. https://t.co/0NCpakVMYdAnyone who bought tickets for the aborted show a couple weeks ago get in touch about this one.https://t.co/VsNTdKRAwvSat 26th of Oct is my debut appearance as SDJ. Which is handy cos I always dress like that. https://t.co/8Ftm1atU8O @lee3erry only if the back door is open @KieranMahon1 it is!I love Spain https://t.co/VteK53zIum @DFFSoundSystem you are nearly there you just need to believe more! @robertsillitoe I am basically Xangelix but with more capes. @oisinlunny oh yes @business Dammit I knew I should have answered that email from the head of that bank offering me money!
Retweeted by The Secret DJ @business Dammit I knew I should have answered that email from the head of that bank offering me money! @lee3erry bingo! @lowy72 you win! @flexagonmusic correct! @lowy72 correct! @nick_fire1 I don't think it is a universal panacea but it's a highly effective anti-inflammatory and painkiller.Question : Is this the best video ever? https://t.co/fHdfyTyMT8
10/17
2019
@Reuters Like saying to an opponent in a boxing match "I'll concede the match if you punch yourself unconscious".Ned Flangers https://t.co/4LgHru7ppq
Retweeted by The Secret DJOo! Never seen a human Venn diagram before! https://t.co/vQIePRZVob
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Retweeted by The Secret DJSo I hear you are a police state now with no rights to free assembly England. I'd love to do that too but I'm a bi… https://t.co/GfSDEq5g1O
Retweeted by The Secret DJSOLD OUT!!! @SecretDJBook collab all 100 are gone. 🙏 to the great man himself, it’s been a blast 👊 . If you’re 1 of… https://t.co/EIl2cHgYmV
Retweeted by The Secret DJ5 stars! @SecretDJBook ‘Second time I’ve bought a t-shirt from WA1of100, love them both. Great quality, great de… https://t.co/i0vECq1oWY
Retweeted by The Secret DJlike telling a labrador to eat half a sausage 😂😂😂👏👏👏👏 mucho bueno senor @SecretDJBook one of many classics already… https://t.co/wAY4Rt2zWq
Retweeted by The Secret DJNed Flangers https://t.co/4LgHru7ppq @johnnyroc73 I'm not that mad for dopamine just yet 😉 I'm still at the 'making mates laugh' stage of internet thankfully.Oo! Never seen a human Venn diagram before! https://t.co/vQIePRZVob @johnnyroc73 I tend to find the better posts drop off the feed a bit and the more mundane ones do really well. I… https://t.co/3l4Z62T4HK @posthuman to be fair this is actually true. there is a goat here in the Balearics that nearly went extinct so they… https://t.co/hk0gx4cJukhttps://t.co/FaQCmfrjhy @EddieHenryJames I bet Morgan after was like "yeah, really had that fucking Broccoli on the ropes there. Vegetables… https://t.co/pbcS0rlB4P @lee3erry @EddieHenryJames Going an excellent job though as an obscenely overpaid professional unbearable creature tho, to be fair. @EddieHenryJames Obviously he spent way too much on a giant broccoli head and not enough on a science degree. Can't… https://t.co/xgGeQp5nYt @EddieHenryJames Love that dick Morgan trying to corner the bloke dressed as a Broccoli on the science angle. Nex… https://t.co/nMuJYkCcAw @jamesrbuk @manueky @newscientist Tory laws are frequently unworkable because they are based on the current vogue f… https://t.co/e0XdBrSFNG @kerryjeanlister you can tell it's Blackpool cos she's not wearing any tights in winter. @kerryjeanlister (on a hen do) @kerryjeanlister Not an apex predator. Yesterday https://t.co/fUBSdSpx2R @kerryjeanlister I love when science is so clever it is stupid. Like when someone tried to posit that a T-Rex was… https://t.co/nSbpn2Bk5p @KirbyKrackleArt man thems some BIG underpants! @Tom68791258 nice frivolous comment 😉going well for the police and Govt I seehttps://t.co/8wQRzsaoF9 @SaHreports mats and bells everywhere. chaos 😉 @SaHreports it may be a reaction to the big thing a couple years ago where loads of proper Yogis basically said the… https://t.co/oI9a1S536hSo I hear you are a police state now with no rights to free assembly England. I'd love to do that too but I'm a bi… https://t.co/GfSDEq5g1O @Man_Power_Music hahaha! 😁 @Man_Power_Music remember how you used to think my facebook was just terrible because of things like this? 😉
10/16
2019
@nubient @YouTube big part of my younger days @newscientist glad to see you are waking up to social media. videos - good. drive traffic to site. links to art… https://t.co/pfWiCm0yZl @Northern_Soul_ GINNEL! ❤️ @petercollinsdj you snooze you lose innit @petefowlerart in a corner with the angles @petefowlerart AKA Wade.
10/15
2019

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