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Tune-in to Seinfeld tonight! #Seinfeld #SeinfeldTV

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Friday at 9am vs. Friday at 5pm. https://t.co/thowKdYdrg
6/22
2018
@paulerockalot And here we see a George in his natural habitat.It's the #FirstDayofSummer. How are excited are you on a scale of 1 to George? https://t.co/7tYhUZ2BDc
6/21
2018
@shegotsmallhead @JerrySeinfeld @SeinfeldQ The little man knows all.How dare you, Zach. https://t.co/pzKpCBrZqS
6/18
2018
Not since "The Kramer" has such a magnificent, piece of art been produced. See more Seinfeld inspired works by Kevy… https://t.co/oTt6jQlPom
6/15
2018
@DagurHjartarson @hanneshalldors 👀
6/14
2018
Hand model. #WeirdThingsOnAResume https://t.co/c4ShPwEgPA @jamesavault @Drake https://t.co/bxoanlcafZ
6/7
2018
@carbone19 Especially when he’s in his natural habitat. https://t.co/5lWFRFpQOJGoing out on a limb to say that #LeavetheOfficeEarlyDay probably beats out Festivus as George's favorite, made-up h… https://t.co/sADPhfbjhu
6/4
2018
@kevinmtriplett https://t.co/n3l0Ob45ntGive us your hot take: Is a bear claw a donut? #NationalDonutDay https://t.co/a58M8KsOfS
6/1
2018
@LukeHavocPaton https://t.co/SWitzNo6AX
5/24
2018
"As a student of both American history and literature, the fact that Mr. Twain himself will be presenting the award… https://t.co/zrjhcGx4JR“Like a frightened turtle." 🐢 #Seinkus #WorldTurtleDay https://t.co/IKe1ISm4zV
5/23
2018
Maybe if Elaine could have slid into Jerry's DMs, things would have been different. 🤷🏻 https://t.co/EvaBphRLZy @superdeluxe @BestCoast @NickLutsko @Seinfeld2000 Hey @superdeluxe, you'll be hearing from our attorney. https://t.co/0cX8fGGx1N
5/21
2018
Think you’re the master of your domain? Let’s make it a contest! Give us YOUR best Haiku describing this infamous e… https://t.co/tdShK028fA
5/16
2018
Who else out there double-dips? https://t.co/eLIXxH3VFjYeah, it’s gonna be a problem. It’s gonna be a problem for them. It’s a clear violation of your rights as a consume… https://t.co/sZIC864fHL
5/14
2018
Can I make December? I can’t make December, right?! Look! Look! “The Postponement” tonight on #Seinfeld! https://t.co/7UiRc9Iiv8
5/13
2018
"I'm much more comfortable criticizing people behind their backs." “The Engagement” tonight on #Seinfeld! https://t.co/0jfs35xT9j
5/12
2018
"It's a story about love, deception, greed, lust and unbridled enthusiasm." #Seinfeld #TheDoodle https://t.co/qshd0eEC0I"See, now, to me, that button is in the worst possible spot. The second button is the key button. It literally make… https://t.co/UuOIFSi5DF
5/11
2018
The whole world smiles with you! #Seinfeld #TheJimmy https://t.co/i9LVYWPLhQ“The Finale, Pt 1” tonight on #Seinfeld! https://t.co/hDy0w39Hjp“There’s no point in going. Julia’s laughing.” Catch “The Clip Show, Pt 2” on #Seinfeld tonight! https://t.co/uINj7zjIYj
5/10
2018
You think you’re better than me? #TheDoorman #Seinfeld https://t.co/lLNj3EUX6I
5/9
2018
"Just remember: It's not a lie if you believe it." #Seinfeld #TheBeard https://t.co/SM2GpfE29tWhat's your favorite quote from #Seinfeld? Don’t miss “The Clip Show, Pt 1” on tonight! https://t.co/A9YseRN4oY
5/8
2018
I'll tell you another thing, Cosmo Kramer, whatever you want to be called: the kissing thing is over. There's no mo… https://t.co/Ry4cB87i1iSee Koko the monkey and the rest of the Seinfeld gang in “The Maid” tonight on #Seinfeld! https://t.co/2j5MvrORMR
5/7
2018
Jerry, I’ve been preparing for this moment my entire life. “The Frogger” tonight on #Seinfeld! https://t.co/NKKNsTuA0O
5/6
2018
I don’t get it. Am I right, people? “The Bookstore” tonight on #Seinfeld! https://t.co/UEmqRZ30Bk
5/5
2018
"I wanna be a pirate!" #Seinfeld #TheScofflaw https://t.co/gWk5MQkP0COur eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she, a coquettish haberdasher. I pursued and she with… https://t.co/w9J26sg9RX
5/4
2018
Maybe I will, Lois. Maybe I will. #Seinfeld #TheRace https://t.co/6e1bpo49oPVote for Kramer! “The Wizard” tonight on #Seinfeld! https://t.co/LevMsccVG1
5/3
2018
"He's A Re-Gifter!" #Seinfeld #TheLabelMaker https://t.co/pdTGMMuvRD“The Strong Box” tonight on #Seinfeld! https://t.co/wGt1qdWLZC
5/2
2018
#Seinfeld #TheSwitch https://t.co/vGcUxqxDi7It’s so great to see a show that’s… about something. “The Cartoon” tonight on #Seinfeld! https://t.co/8mfWuxcbIG
5/1
2018
You’re luscious. You’re ravishing. I would give up red meat just to get a glimpse of you in a bra. #Seinfeldhttps://t.co/0BkS4Q01jTHey, babe, you ready to hit the ice? “The Reverse Peephole” tonight on #Seinfeld! https://t.co/s0gRxFHQxL
4/30
2018
Happy Birthday, Jerry! Even though there’s no such thing… https://t.co/iVJwUaBSO5“The Dealership” tonight on #Seinfeld! https://t.co/FdHBzkCu9T
4/29
2018
“The Strike” tonight on #Seinfeld! https://t.co/IRv5rH6dnP
4/28
2018
"No, no, Bania, no. This is the dinner. The soup counts!" - Jerry, The Soup #Seinfeld https://t.co/SF8BW69i3lYou see, my dear, all certified mail is registered, but registered mail is not necessarily certified. “The Betraya… https://t.co/IuvuFWm3AF
4/27
2018
"Doesn’t Jon Voight spell his name J-O-N? …I’m sure Jon probably misspelled his own name." - Jerry, The Mom & Pop S… https://t.co/sC94DspyLsYou see, my dear, all certified mail is registered, but registered mail is not necessarily certified. “The Betraya… https://t.co/HoOYLaJye9
4/26
2018
"So, let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen, you see an eclair in the receptacle, and you think… https://t.co/SXqngP7debThe boom-box incident... “The Slicer” tonight on #Seinfeld! https://t.co/MhYof0LN4A
4/25
2018
"Poppie peed on my sofa!" - Jerry, The Couch https://t.co/m4zLRnViQpThink you know #Seinfeld? Check out this @Buzzfeed list of fun facts most fans have no idea about: https://t.co/KuxOajA2ZL“The Merv Griffin Show” tonight on #Seinfeld! https://t.co/RNyvoQEeyA
4/24
2018
"I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm lovin' every minute of it!" - Kramer, The Chinese Woman #Seinfeld https://t.co/SiLcqbYFoVOf course nobody needs mail! “The Junk Mail” tonight on #Seinfeld! https://t.co/vWQ1aLffij
4/23
2018
You got three pints of Kramer in you, buddy! “The Blood” tonight on Seinfeld! https://t.co/Ir406zLxAI
4/22
2018
“The Serenity Now” tonight on #Seinfeld! https://t.co/GFQN17WKew
4/21
2018
"I am eating my dessert. How do you eat it, with your hands?" #ThePledgeDrive #Seinfeld https://t.co/6njY9pLSFD“The Voice” tonight on #Seinfeld! https://t.co/U3VSoSLNre
4/20
2018
"You know, if it was a regular salad, I wouldn’t have said anything…" #TheBigSalad #Seinfeld https://t.co/CDZ6638jcb“The Butter Shave” tonight on #Seinfeld! https://t.co/aXiRmKFZlh"Hey man I'm just trying to support the team" https://t.co/IeGMp0Ireu
4/19
2018
"I want details and I want them right now. I don’t have a job, I have no place to go. You’re not in the mood? Well,… https://t.co/64uhHheqIo“The Hamptons” tonight on #Seinfeld! https://t.co/tBgNHIUNuq
4/18
2018
#TheRevenge #Seinfeld https://t.co/nxELQjYrHXThey write it off! #TaxDay https://t.co/oYsZDVX5dX“The Raincoats, Pt 2” tonight on #Seinfeld! https://t.co/6M644wGmam
4/17
2018
"Couch grass and cramp bark? I think that's what killed Curly." #TheHeartAttack #Seinfeld https://t.co/NQY9kTw20J“The Raincoats, Pt 1” tonight on #Seinfeld! https://t.co/nnSKLbFavE
4/16
2018
“The Opposite” tonight on #Seinfeld! https://t.co/XyUjsNLS5v
4/15
2018
As the leader, if I die, then all hope is lost! Who would lead, the clown?! “The Fire” tonight on #Seinfeld! https://t.co/hxWKxje4ec
4/14
2018
"Yeah, I’m a cop. I’m a good cop. I’m a damn good cop!" #TheStatue #Seinfeld https://t.co/55LdTtNbE4“The Wife” tonight on #Seinfeld! https://t.co/SaJsjWKHor
4/13
2018
#TheStranded #Seinfeld https://t.co/NgmlkdQ6CFI spend so much time trying to get their clothes off, I never thought of taking mine off. “The Stand-In” tonight o… https://t.co/9QDP4nK2FT
4/12
2018

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