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The original “Advice I give my friends vs. what I do in my own life.” https://t.co/Hqwsl7M2BA
9/18
2018
Friend: How's your week going. Oh, you know. https://t.co/i4AQxyjqYP
9/14
2018
A post about nothing.
9/13
2018
George Costanza: The King of Frogger #NationalVideoGamesDay https://t.co/CT6mj0IJJb
9/12
2018
You know, we're living in a society!
9/10
2018
Presenting the only piece of 90s fashion not yet recycled by @urbanoutfitters. https://t.co/HCZfRFx3p0
9/7
2018
Visit your local library today, where every book has likely spent some time in the bathroom. #ReadABookDay https://t.co/R518jR1m6i
9/6
2018
That's gold, @Pirates! Gold! https://t.co/xpPQK0GL8G
Retweeted by Seinfeld
9/5
2018
@EricDobin @RealSoupNazi @JerrySeinfeld @IJasonAlexander @OfficialJLD @Seinfeld2000 @spikeferesten So, how many gue… https://t.co/kQhnMdDioc🎶 Believe it or not, George isn't at home. Please leave a message at the beep! 📞
9/4
2018
Can't doubt the look. https://t.co/OaLO5CBmzE
8/31
2018
Who's worse: Valerie's stepmom or Emily Gilmore? https://t.co/8Iabx619Wg
8/30
2018
Here's to those who wish us well, and those who don't can go to hell. #WednesdayWisdom#PumpkinSpiceLatte Fans: https://t.co/t5GibjrWpE
8/29
2018
Reminder: https://t.co/KvSq19wUmN
8/24
2018
The debate rages on. https://t.co/VI3SK6RDecDo you want to help indigents like the woman pictured below? Our charity partner, Vandelay Industries, has generous… https://t.co/LkpuSRoDiM
8/22
2018
[during sex] Her: I want you to hurt me George: *opens drawer and takes a bite of a pastrami on rye with mustar… https://t.co/TMOokfZvTrJust remember, it’s not a lie... if you believe it. @TWALTZ George.It's GORE-TEX! https://t.co/x8qbcvE9wf
8/21
2018
It's pretty hot under this sun, huh, Jerry? https://t.co/pYzjO7AGBU
8/18
2018
@mariosonic500 @DOOM https://t.co/vuIwcVDcTwYou could crash cars with this look! https://t.co/VrZq7PXMDl
8/17
2018
The only thing holding this marriage together is a 25% family discount. https://t.co/WntDSt2fbg
8/16
2018
You are spongeworthy. #ExciteMeIn3Words @smgaillard @CocaCola You should be so lucky. https://t.co/nh0a0GZyPL
8/15
2018
Words to live by. https://t.co/KgE0lfbjy6
8/14
2018
[don’t forget to write #NationalLazyDay copy before posting] https://t.co/YyxXKYy8jU
8/10
2018
@ImJohnOHurley @JerrySeinfeld @JPeterman Just a taste was all it took. https://t.co/SuUazY0cCK
8/9
2018
When you control the mail, you control...information!
8/8
2018
Happy #SingleWorkingWomensDay to the one, and only, Elaine Benes. https://t.co/NlxWWvUb7L
8/4
2018
Who coined the phrase first, Batman or Seinfeld? https://t.co/l0LUaaccWJ
8/3
2018
There's no wrong way to eat ice cream. https://t.co/p7c37E9hKC
8/2
2018
Truly a man with style. 🎱 https://t.co/H0DUrjWqvW
7/30
2018
@HamillHimself https://t.co/7MSoFal5oaPure evil. https://t.co/p4JmjCTPbm
7/26
2018
Who wants pizza? 🍕 https://t.co/Lkzdq50vmK
7/25
2018
SERENITY NOW!
7/23
2018
The Puffy Shirt and all @SeinfeldTV episodes are streaming free on #SonyCrackle. https://t.co/YNiItsMEip https://t.co/NyjASzDhJP
Retweeted by SeinfeldOur #FridayFeeling is feelin' good all the time. https://t.co/z7GThK3erg
7/20
2018
@KeatonPatti Now why would a bird have it out for George... https://t.co/VtZYO1JfuJ
7/19
2018
"Getting the role on Seinfeld was huge for me. After my audition, they left a message on my machine saying 'You got… https://t.co/kUQwU39fm2
7/18
2018
@Polygon Sweet dreams, Georgie. https://t.co/cUfcKcuD1MFeel the ocean breeze on your face, wherever you are. https://t.co/1AL7aUYaKw
7/16
2018
@joshw0530 Our DM's are always open for fan art submissions! https://t.co/VKgM7gpcyoAnd they say art is dead. Art by: https://t.co/5nbYWVKX5l https://t.co/FrWFk81x78
7/13
2018
@ultrabrilliant Where did that wall come from?! https://t.co/L4AVizqoyL
7/12
2018
Hello… Dale. https://t.co/puSskNPd3bBefore the internet. https://t.co/plKQjYya3o
7/11
2018
@kellarussell @BrianMatoren https://t.co/BmdUEqdsTs @MelodyMigas @spann What was that about commuting in the nude? https://t.co/DhrbbhKPvT @kellarussell https://t.co/ifzSAXdbpW @fifthand56th @kellarussell @TothsTweets Just in case you need a break from running that empire—here for you six ni… https://t.co/szwGywhMk6 @Lone_Wolf_6974 @TWCChrisWarren The @SeinfeldTV would have to agree.
7/10
2018
Who amongst us has not regifted? https://t.co/1mWDfj47Bn
7/9
2018
@_ClassicJeff @bexxy41 https://t.co/DZlbpCdXb5A sublime #FanArtFriday submission from Chris McGuire. Check out more of his work at https://t.co/4Se6pNCURP. https://t.co/XZOOik4Wlf
7/6
2018
@unrealkemosabe https://t.co/KYrBl4Jq2ZThis one goes out to our first episode. #ThrowbackThursday https://t.co/w8y2NYJuCv
7/5
2018
Before Jimmy McGill... before Saul Goodman... Bob was Elaine’s bespectacled boyfriend, Ben. https://t.co/XmZsuVPttG
7/4
2018
I am: ⚪️ Relationship George ⚪️ Independent George ⚪️ Coffeeshop George ⚪️ The George YOU know 🔘 A George divided… https://t.co/DZelXB9Ywl
7/3
2018
@NJDevils @paddywarbucks Please, the Padre can't handle another encounter with The Face Painter. 🙏 https://t.co/WVCmiIS1H1 @pmariano49 That sounds like weekend Elaine. https://t.co/orHTBTtpupWhich Elaine are you today? Art by: https://t.co/gBoqr4w665 https://t.co/IILU6mbMny
6/29
2018
@a2itani @zachpats98 That is literally the contest.Now here’s a man who’s not afraid to court controversy. https://t.co/c6IrhhQuke
6/28
2018
When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you’re busy. #WednesdayWisdom
6/27
2018
@princess6_9 Yes. @BrendanKirbyTV #Relatable https://t.co/LiLlvUfUtd
6/26
2018
So, you think you’re spongeworthy? https://t.co/ygjO5rnza9
6/25
2018
Friday at 9am vs. Friday at 5pm. https://t.co/thowKdYdrg
6/22
2018
@paulerockalot And here we see a George in his natural habitat.It's the #FirstDayofSummer. How are excited are you on a scale of 1 to George? https://t.co/7tYhUZ2BDc
6/21
2018
@shegotsmallhead @JerrySeinfeld @SeinfeldQ The little man knows all.How dare you, Zach. https://t.co/pzKpCBrZqS
6/18
2018
Not since "The Kramer" has such a magnificent, piece of art been produced. See more Seinfeld inspired works by Kevy… https://t.co/oTt6jQlPom
6/15
2018
@DagurHjartarson @hanneshalldors 👀
6/14
2018
Hand model. #WeirdThingsOnAResume https://t.co/c4ShPwEgPA @jamesavault @Drake https://t.co/bxoanlcafZ
6/7
2018
@carbone19 Especially when he’s in his natural habitat. https://t.co/5lWFRFpQOJGoing out on a limb to say that #LeavetheOfficeEarlyDay probably beats out Festivus as George's favorite, made-up h… https://t.co/sADPhfbjhu
6/4
2018
@kevinmtriplett https://t.co/n3l0Ob45ntGive us your hot take: Is a bear claw a donut? #NationalDonutDay https://t.co/a58M8KsOfS
6/1
2018
@LukeHavocPaton https://t.co/SWitzNo6AX
5/24
2018
"As a student of both American history and literature, the fact that Mr. Twain himself will be presenting the award… https://t.co/zrjhcGx4JR“Like a frightened turtle." 🐢 #Seinkus #WorldTurtleDay https://t.co/IKe1ISm4zV
5/23
2018
Maybe if Elaine could have slid into Jerry's DMs, things would have been different. 🤷🏻 https://t.co/EvaBphRLZy @superdeluxe @BestCoast @NickLutsko @Seinfeld2000 Hey @superdeluxe, you'll be hearing from our attorney. https://t.co/0cX8fGGx1N
5/21
2018
Think you’re the master of your domain? Let’s make it a contest! Give us YOUR best Haiku describing this infamous e… https://t.co/tdShK028fA
5/16
2018
Who else out there double-dips? https://t.co/eLIXxH3VFjYeah, it’s gonna be a problem. It’s gonna be a problem for them. It’s a clear violation of your rights as a consume… https://t.co/sZIC864fHL
5/14
2018
Can I make December? I can’t make December, right?! Look! Look! “The Postponement” tonight on #Seinfeld! https://t.co/7UiRc9Iiv8
5/13
2018
"I'm much more comfortable criticizing people behind their backs." “The Engagement” tonight on #Seinfeld! https://t.co/0jfs35xT9j
5/12
2018
"It's a story about love, deception, greed, lust and unbridled enthusiasm." #Seinfeld #TheDoodle https://t.co/qshd0eEC0I"See, now, to me, that button is in the worst possible spot. The second button is the key button. It literally make… https://t.co/UuOIFSi5DF
5/11
2018
The whole world smiles with you! #Seinfeld #TheJimmy https://t.co/i9LVYWPLhQ“The Finale, Pt 1” tonight on #Seinfeld! https://t.co/hDy0w39Hjp“There’s no point in going. Julia’s laughing.” Catch “The Clip Show, Pt 2” on #Seinfeld tonight! https://t.co/uINj7zjIYj
5/10
2018
You think you’re better than me? #TheDoorman #Seinfeld https://t.co/lLNj3EUX6I
5/9
2018

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