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Have you seen this man? He's guilty of regifting presents and numerous other offenses. https://t.co/fyxy2IVAmW
12/13
2018
What’s the deal with 2018!? #2018in5WordsShrinkage alert! Check out the studio authorized, fine-art miniature of Jerry's apartment. If you have an IOS 12 de… https://t.co/IokV0HsUPq
12/12
2018
Every travel day. https://t.co/WU1jl4sCrk
12/11
2018
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12/6
2018
What's the deal with...
12/5
2018
Best wishes to the girl of George's dreams, @marisatomei! https://t.co/MHUHzMMvWA
12/4
2018
Friday at 9am vs. Friday at 5pm. https://t.co/thowKdYdrg
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11/30
2018
Who wore it better? https://t.co/zx2QbHbKFq
11/29
2018
Ladies, if he: - never texts you back - is a bit twisted - doesn’t move - gets stuck in Frank Costanza He’s not… https://t.co/gPNOdMfE3UTuesday has no feel. Monday has a feel. Friday has a feel. Sunday has a feel.
11/27
2018
Before there were memes, The Soup Nazi reigned supreme. https://t.co/ekw1i01q4YIt’s #NationalCakeDay. Go ahead and splurge. Just be sure to avoid any sixty-year-old pastries. https://t.co/1kDryh2INV
11/26
2018
Happy Thanksgiving. Now put down the phone and go spend some time with your loved ones. #Thanksgiving https://t.co/eBhIOhTCgA
11/22
2018
If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.
11/21
2018
Get your Festivus shopping done now and order The Bro. https://t.co/GMf2kCDdQb
11/20
2018
Claire: Jerry! Hi! Jerry’s brain: don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it Jerry: https://t.co/cZ4Bw7PuvL
11/19
2018
#FridayFeeling: Leave work early. https://t.co/8apdtzB0Zv
11/16
2018
Bosco!
11/15
2018
Wake up to reality. https://t.co/J8ed80RPMT @Calavera145 https://t.co/soD4FHcFozDo you watch Seinfeld? #BeginARelationshipIn4Words
11/13
2018
One taught me love One taught me patience One taught me pain https://t.co/QUZUelRUXl
11/10
2018
Dealbreaker: y/n? https://t.co/KTBByCgYpp
11/9
2018
Hey, how about this: ketchup and mustard in the same bottle?
11/7
2018
No one enjoys finding out they're the ugly friend. https://t.co/B7PDivF2Tk
11/6
2018
Splendid, magnificent. #LoveYourLawyerDay https://t.co/hoeaL2U8Qk
11/2
2018
It's mustache season. #Movember https://t.co/fxzR47O7UJ
11/1
2018
What’s the deal with #Halloween? @JerrySeinfeld @IJasonAlexander @OfficialJLD @SeinfeldTV https://t.co/Y14JgerGzt
Retweeted by SeinfeldSpookyfeld? Look, they can't all be gold! #Halloween https://t.co/BAhTUcSPaD
10/31
2018
That holistic healer had an ancient method for sending George to the hospital. https://t.co/V5XrVIMX3z
10/30
2018
When you hear the Seinfeld™ bassline: https://t.co/3k2O2mwkot
10/26
2018
The Contest is based on a true story.
10/25
2018
The fall look you've been searching for. https://t.co/QjGW4qA2du
10/24
2018
Take your dating profile to the next level with Portraits by Cosmo. https://t.co/WoR1dbwxWbIt’s a Festivus Miracle! This holiday season make a donation to the Human Fund…or pick up the new Limited Festivus… https://t.co/SnVKAWvs0u
10/23
2018
Maybe there was a 2nd spitter 😂 https://t.co/x2EXDi6ejc
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10/22
2018
These pretzels...
10/19
2018
@alwayssunny @queen___pr You know they're mentally disturbed. They should be sent to Australia.
10/18
2018
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10/17
2018
Don't know if you got the memo, but it's #NationalBossDay, so we rounded up some the show's most memorable head hon… https://t.co/nEvGXKHj8G
10/16
2018
"And you wanna be my everything salesman…" https://t.co/VnmBjcdCGvThar she blows. https://t.co/QBprqwIft8
10/12
2018
You got the hen, the chicken, and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So who is having sex with the hen?
10/9
2018
He was in the pool. https://t.co/gkFmKmF1xS
10/4
2018
While shooting Schindler's List, Director Steven Spielberg would become deeply depressed and regularly turned to ta… https://t.co/TSsbRyPiwF
10/3
2018
#NameYourCarDay https://t.co/SNobbglk5zPlease provide us with your cover letter in the form of a comment thread. https://t.co/346CuPZPim
10/2
2018
No smell. No tell. That's the Hennigan's promise. #FridayFeeling https://t.co/oaCllxWc9N
9/28
2018
Elaine should have just gone to a wholesaler. #WorldContraceptionDay https://t.co/8WXCKWp5H0
9/26
2018
95% of the population is undateable. #SeinFact
9/21
2018
We still had video stores. #GreatestThingsAboutThe90s https://t.co/YqnZMkSHhIConversations were face-to-face. https://t.co/GjRqcTke4T#GreatestThingsAboutThe90s https://t.co/yHKysL5AYY
9/19
2018
The original “Advice I give my friends vs. what I do in my own life.” https://t.co/Hqwsl7M2BA
9/18
2018
Friend: How's your week going. Oh, you know. https://t.co/i4AQxyjqYP
9/14
2018
A post about nothing.
9/13
2018
George Costanza: The King of Frogger #NationalVideoGamesDay https://t.co/CT6mj0IJJb
9/12
2018
You know, we're living in a society!
9/10
2018
Presenting the only piece of 90s fashion not yet recycled by @urbanoutfitters. https://t.co/HCZfRFx3p0
9/7
2018
Visit your local library today, where every book has likely spent some time in the bathroom. #ReadABookDay https://t.co/R518jR1m6i
9/6
2018
That's gold, @Pirates! Gold! https://t.co/xpPQK0GL8G
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9/5
2018
@EricDobin @RealSoupNazi @JerrySeinfeld @IJasonAlexander @OfficialJLD @Seinfeld2000 @spikeferesten So, how many gue… https://t.co/kQhnMdDioc🎶 Believe it or not, George isn't at home. Please leave a message at the beep! 📞
9/4
2018
Can't doubt the look. https://t.co/OaLO5CBmzE
8/31
2018
Who's worse: Valerie's stepmom or Emily Gilmore? https://t.co/8Iabx619Wg
8/30
2018
Here's to those who wish us well, and those who don't can go to hell. #WednesdayWisdom#PumpkinSpiceLatte Fans: https://t.co/t5GibjrWpE
8/29
2018
Reminder: https://t.co/KvSq19wUmN
8/24
2018
The debate rages on. https://t.co/VI3SK6RDecDo you want to help indigents like the woman pictured below? Our charity partner, Vandelay Industries, has generous… https://t.co/LkpuSRoDiM
8/22
2018
[during sex] Her: I want you to hurt me George: *opens drawer and takes a bite of a pastrami on rye with mustar… https://t.co/TMOokfZvTrJust remember, it’s not a lie... if you believe it. @TWALTZ George.It's GORE-TEX! https://t.co/x8qbcvE9wf
8/21
2018
It's pretty hot under this sun, huh, Jerry? https://t.co/pYzjO7AGBU
8/18
2018
@mariosonic500 @DOOM https://t.co/vuIwcVDcTwYou could crash cars with this look! https://t.co/VrZq7PXMDl
8/17
2018
The only thing holding this marriage together is a 25% family discount. https://t.co/WntDSt2fbg
8/16
2018
You are spongeworthy. #ExciteMeIn3Words @smgaillard @CocaCola You should be so lucky. https://t.co/nh0a0GZyPL
8/15
2018
Words to live by. https://t.co/KgE0lfbjy6
8/14
2018
[don’t forget to write #NationalLazyDay copy before posting] https://t.co/YyxXKYy8jU
8/10
2018
@ImJohnOHurley @JerrySeinfeld @JPeterman Just a taste was all it took. https://t.co/SuUazY0cCK
8/9
2018
When you control the mail, you control...information!
8/8
2018
Happy #SingleWorkingWomensDay to the one, and only, Elaine Benes. https://t.co/NlxWWvUb7L
8/4
2018
Who coined the phrase first, Batman or Seinfeld? https://t.co/l0LUaaccWJ
8/3
2018
There's no wrong way to eat ice cream. https://t.co/p7c37E9hKC
8/2
2018
Truly a man with style. 🎱 https://t.co/H0DUrjWqvW
7/30
2018
@HamillHimself https://t.co/7MSoFal5oaPure evil. https://t.co/p4JmjCTPbm
7/26
2018
Who wants pizza? 🍕 https://t.co/Lkzdq50vmK
7/25
2018
SERENITY NOW!
7/23
2018
The Puffy Shirt and all @SeinfeldTV episodes are streaming free on #SonyCrackle. https://t.co/YNiItsMEip https://t.co/NyjASzDhJP
Retweeted by SeinfeldOur #FridayFeeling is feelin' good all the time. https://t.co/z7GThK3erg
7/20
2018
@KeatonPatti Now why would a bird have it out for George... https://t.co/VtZYO1JfuJ
7/19
2018
"Getting the role on Seinfeld was huge for me. After my audition, they left a message on my machine saying 'You got… https://t.co/kUQwU39fm2
7/18
2018
@Polygon Sweet dreams, Georgie. https://t.co/cUfcKcuD1MFeel the ocean breeze on your face, wherever you are. https://t.co/1AL7aUYaKw
7/16
2018
@joshw0530 Our DM's are always open for fan art submissions! https://t.co/VKgM7gpcyo
7/13
2018

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