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@MNerls @MarvelousRealm It's simple physics!👀 https://t.co/kGbhhH8vNa
2/27
2020
@The_gunit11 But imagine if he did!You could say Jerry's speed is ... superhuman. https://t.co/0G2yUR8MD0
2/26
2020
@DoctorNerdly It's a Latvian word!Kramer is ready for Mardi Gras, are you? https://t.co/YzXTdd9D6t @andydicesorkin Grab some Tic Tacs! @NWSL Best of luck!
2/25
2020
@MrPope Sounds like a good day. @TheJimmWood @KrisSauter @JonAcuff We're doing our best to educate them!
2/21
2020
@FortMillPD @9PMRoutine1 Stay safe out there! @Billy_dk_89 @Seinfeld2000 @Seinfeldism1 @OfficialJLD @JerrySeinfeld Not a bad choice!
2/20
2020
@canadean17 Everyone should try it! @igotpaidfriday Be free!This is how George takes care of business. https://t.co/rui4X6zdo1 @kelfur We all do!
2/19
2020
@beaker_beach Too close!! @bennihalking Say it isn't so!Always give ample amounts of face space. https://t.co/eUkf50zVhl
2/18
2020
Commando Kramer, reporting for duty! https://t.co/15NrvPxltY
2/17
2020
How I'll be spending Valentine's Day this year: https://t.co/FAQqy6skGV
2/14
2020
@realwesclesi Exactly!
2/13
2020
@igotpaidfriday Yes.Let's be real, the relationship wasn't going to last anyway. https://t.co/ZTiDsSEsHX
2/12
2020
@CW11Seattle You guys are definitely dateable! @kate3robertson So how'd it go? @bombermom54 @PostMalone @JerrySeinfeld Uncanny!
2/11
2020
@RageGrl And that's why we love him! @brian_fellner @renaharris02 https://t.co/yGXLIqMCIn @varuntheflash Un ... dateable!!!!Thank goodness for social lubricant. 🍻🍷🍸 https://t.co/BMKEREigGi
2/10
2020
Deeply disturbed – but we love him anyway. https://t.co/34jWM6PEd4
2/6
2020
Tag your Schmoopie.
2/5
2020
Goes to New York once ... https://t.co/5GGBc3jEV4
2/4
2020
The "February" debate continues ... what side are you on? https://t.co/Ui2M7XLnoN
2/3
2020
Put him in, coach! #BigGame https://t.co/6SQOIMjyNo
2/2
2020
We got you. 'The Opposite' airs tonight on @fox11news at 9:30 p.m. – Happy retirement, Eli!" https://t.co/mx4GGyfISf
2/1
2020
Elaine, Jerry, and George are practically shouting from Milan to Minsk. https://t.co/Q3MJmqj7dk
1/28
2020
Today's the day we turn it all around. #OppositeDay https://t.co/JsTrgaKIuX
1/25
2020
@HeySteve33 @SeinfeldTV Gotta support the team. 😐 https://t.co/JVjpG02Rsp
Retweeted by Seinfeld @chadgarland @UticaEric @AEVanSaun Nobody beats The Wiz!#DollyPartonChallenge @partiallypro @hulu Great choice! @TonyCiccone6 He simply calculates the velocity "V" with the trajectory "T."
1/24
2020
@habuzahra11 Also accurate! @cfzellers4 Accurate!Get you a man who can do it all. https://t.co/309esKSwxh @BlueMeetsWorld We sure do.
1/23
2020
You're welcome, DJ! https://t.co/qYQuAvUSYg @bryanpuccinelli @Cut4 @mikekimster It's simple physics!
1/22
2020
@CurtMilner Mulliga...tawny? @BagelBossUSA They look delicious! @SteveMQuick Enjoy!
1/21
2020
Someone: Are you ready? Me, a person of culture: https://t.co/CFBAC84k49
1/20
2020
@gracehayter_ Sounds like a great day. @DougRoling1 @Mets Step right up and greet the Mets! @afterbuzztv @JerrySeinfeld @IJasonAlexander @OfficialJLD The best way to spend the day!
1/17
2020
@BSmile @ChrisDeLuca https://t.co/M5cVYOHyxi
Retweeted by SeinfeldThe only logical replacement. @Mets https://t.co/DqDdYkF2kf @Tarmac492v2 @Mets 🤔 @joocer419 @djwillclarke Great idea! @Msboobibaby Seinfeld loves you! @brashergal Be careful! @mprescott73 @jdavidflynn @nyychick @IJasonAlexander Hey, no bagel no bagel no bagel!
1/16
2020
@ekustura75 https://t.co/QtKX6uXzot @BestMovieLine The best! @codyjestep Kids these days!!
1/15
2020
@SammiKrystal It might be time to start yearning. @johncantwell77 Relatable.The more you yearn, the more you earn. https://t.co/i0fjaCFGI4 @KSmooty12 🙏 @todd_boxer @BBL @JerrySeinfeld @IJasonAlexander @OfficialJLD You're not Cartwright! @DavidGallaher Seinfeld. @therealmjwice @HeidiWatney Try to avoid the envelopes with the toxic glue.
1/14
2020
@Ll33Winn Jimmy couldn't jump at all before he got these! @MelNicholson78 @JerrySeinfeld @OfficialJLD @IJasonAlexander 🙏 @WolinetzLaw @seinlanguage @JerrySeinfeld @Super70sSports Definitely one of the best! @1LuckyBastard84 Forever and ever!
1/13
2020
Don't overplay your hand, George. https://t.co/shTQl257Au
1/8
2020
What New Year's Resolution would George have given up on already?
1/6
2020
@Cat_Charpentier Breathtaking
1/3
2020
Elaine Benes channels her inner Brando with the help of some muscle relaxers. https://t.co/dei39TR0RK
1/2
2020
Fashion AND function. https://t.co/ABhyg5tshS
1/1
2019
Festivus pole? Check. Feats of strength? Check. Tinsel? No. It's distracting. #HappyFestivus https://t.co/DU3PoPJmQX
12/24
2019
@GuyFieri @IJasonAlexander @JerrySeinfeld @OfficialJLD Donating this to the Human Fund.| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| | FESTIVUS | | YES! | | ––––––––– | | BAGELS | | NO! |… https://t.co/SMrBJjbVA1The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. If you got a problem with someone, tag them and l… https://t.co/9IoaOHiHG5
12/23
2019
@CGBenz 12/23Stop crying and fight your father! #HappyFestivus https://t.co/KcUxp9eOSF
12/22
2019
The hidden connection between @madaboutyoutv and Seinfeld continues to grow... @IJasonAlexander https://t.co/TNlq5n5z5W
12/20
2019
@MELODICthunder Totally understand if you need to skip right to the Feats of Strength this year...
12/19
2019
@mightyjoe118 @_RD3_ MondayTag a coworker to make a donation in their name to The Human Fund – Money for people. https://t.co/HkD1B7AMc9
12/18
2019
Here's a recap of our #TopSeinfeldEp countdown. Thank you to all the fans who voted and helped us celebrate 30 amaz… https://t.co/uyoXYHOcf4
12/16
2019
It definitely wasn't a Festivus miracle. https://t.co/60lPbxdDoP
12/14
2019
Annnnd ... We're out! The top Seinfeld episode – as voted by the fans: 1. "The Contest" #TopSeinfeldEp https://t.co/EvOmajXcAJ
12/13
2019
@lakermikey https://t.co/qH0pFs8GiNSoup has never been so strict! 2. "The Soup Nazi" #TopSeinfeldEp https://t.co/2vur1hF5WE
12/12
2019
An errant golf ball brings George face-to-face with the biggest fish* in the sea! 3. "The Marine Biologist"… https://t.co/zIsqRyd4KN
12/11
2019
If your instincts are telling you to not watch this episode, then we suggest you do the opposite. 4. "The Opposit… https://t.co/X5OywGtB8M
12/10
2019

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