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Laurie Voss @seldo San Francisco, CA

Data analyst at @Netlify. Previously co-founder @npmjs, started https://t.co/r7YVkmM4mv. He/him. 🏳️‍🌈🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸

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Joined Twitter 11/22/06


Important brand update: https://t.co/069QGLNBusI'm not saying Facebook WOULDN'T do voice recognition on the ambient to serve you targeted ads, I'm saying the data… https://t.co/gfDD6kZqoW
Retweeted by Laurie VossIt's early days for @glitch and there are a dozen+ product features I can't wait to see. But if open is going to fi… https://t.co/IpyObFNRwh
Retweeted by Laurie VossThis is gonna be like the Death of Superman and there will be six rival Mr Peanuts including an all-steel Robo Pean… https://t.co/61rfCm53qY @goldman @eparillon Were we even supposed to know that happened? @eparillon @goldman https://t.co/X4ZMylGeda ?For any given data visualization tool, the number of available visualizations is always 10x - 1, where x is the num… https://t.co/7RC6eDryXL @Tron____ Nope. @EngineerJohnO MOAR CHANNELS will fix this @tef_ebooks As usual I was not being cynical enough. @rodolfor I've literally never learned anything about Meg Whitman that improved my opinion of her. @rgigger There is no such thing as unbiased reporting. All reporting involves editorial control and there is no suc… https://t.co/IKizSlcggjWhat if the democratic billionaires teamed up and bought Fox News and turned it into liberal news? Would that work?… https://t.co/gEpFEBvqWtpeople call fox news state TV but I grew up with state-owned TV news and it was nowhere near this bootlicky https://t.co/t5LcLQNeLq
Retweeted by Laurie VossQuibi is emitting the warning glow of a smouldering tire fire about to erupt, and I am readying the marshmallows: https://t.co/ore5d0JAsJPresident Admits Guilt in Obstructing Congress https://t.co/RMyMysP4D7
Retweeted by Laurie Voss @EngineerJohnO Counterpoint: threads are terrible. @Chronotope (We were archiving IRC this whole time?) @WhyHiAnnabelle Even when IRC was the only thing available I hated IRC. @Aiiane @LeaKissner I think you've changed my mind on this; thanks for the perspective. @Aiiane @LeaKissner Of course this is how I feel now; the last time I actually worked at a big company I had sexual… https://t.co/7V99YLhNN0 @Aiiane @LeaKissner If they were in a different department I don't think I'd need to block them; if they insisted o… https://t.co/iQWfzSP2Dx @Aiiane @LeaKissner I appreciate your deep experience and perspective on this. @Aiiane @LeaKissner I realize I am speaking from a place of privilege on this but if there was somebody I didn't wa… https://t.co/7DsGAQLXO1 @LeaKissner @Aiiane I think if you need to block someone to prevent them talking to you at work it should be a matt… https://t.co/tEbFGkWW7h @bcoops222 Also I really don't *run* that Slack; I started it and now it runs itself. They would probably need to m… https://t.co/j8zxPlJ0njAnd honestly that's fine; at least they are being clear and honest about it. They have defined their market and are… https://t.co/SQke5PCCjU @bcoops222 Many times, but it is extremely tricky to persuade 4000+ people to move.Slack actively does not want to be a community tool; communities are large and problematic and have no money. Their… https://t.co/nBgzkPMszw @lucasjohnston Is this a feature of your app?What I'm asking is: was there a global, benevolent conspiracy to make me slightly less embarrassing when I interact with other humans?It used to be a thing that delivery folks would say "enjoy your food!" and then you'd say "you too!" and die of emb… https://t.co/r7kwL88JHh @dan_abramov https://t.co/DO9a2thIJR @_patmurray It depends where the plane is going and which side I think will see more interesting stuff.I give up, there is no way to know if an ATM is real or not. https://t.co/nyhHmwFipRMy feeling that all useful software already exists as an Apache project is already strongly reinforced and I am not… https://t.co/1dtYVbVcQv#21 Atlas https://t.co/qnWtXE0sHh Another "hey, I need that!" project, Atlas is a set of services that provide go… https://t.co/ltypQWHYXV#20 AsterixDB https://t.co/6j5qX8q9eP Another fun find! A database, it stores semi-structured data like MongoDB,… https://t.co/wcW2n7pq22#19 Arrow https://t.co/DourO45wyu Arrow is a format to efficiently store columnar data in memory, which is the ki… https://t.co/RCr3Yrbj7f#18 Aries https://t.co/nDdzTPIs4L We heard about OSGi components back in Apache ACE and Aries is a set of compone… https://t.co/ibd3mki30s[catching up after a break!] #17 Archiva https://t.co/dyqAEXB8FE Apache Archiva is a "build artifact repository… https://t.co/rEzgMGgp7a @SlexAxton @drk But you do have to look down to *send* the message?
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@H4N4W4LT @saysjessbess Wowch.Kids are allowed to wear AirPods during class? Also why not just send text messages if you're typing anyway? https://t.co/LXMXbyGMm4you ever just sit around and think about what a piece of shit mitch mcconnell is?
Retweeted by Laurie VossAnd with roughly equal success rates and similarly dumb names! https://t.co/2feMBOku6NDemocratic U.S. Senator Elizabeth Warren says if she's elected to the White House she would ask for the resignation… https://t.co/jEOCFOBKxG
Retweeted by Laurie Voss @saysjessbess Extremely smug that I have been to all the neighborhoods they recommended as "ones you may not know"… https://t.co/7KBtZZAJlJ @RachaelLudwick Ireland really seems to have it out for women, tbhI think I speak for all of us when I say WHAT https://t.co/iaEVa5mF1kBaby Jabba would not be this cute. Baby Jabba would have giant cockroach legs that move him around, and as he gets… https://t.co/Id3BI0HYZHRepublicans are: • Pro life but won't feed poor kids. • For constitutional rights unless it's black people voting.… https://t.co/5PqGSJxFUo @sarah_federman Def.My contributions have consisted primarily of "but it would be hilarious if this was our first dance" and then a random pop-punk song.We've been considering entries for our wedding playlist over this weekend which means I have heard a lot of versions of At Last. @kittensnotkids @scottreuwho Holy shit this is correct.Developer accused of unreadable code refuses to comment
Retweeted by Laurie Voss @k9 I was being sincere when I said I'm sure it was just an unfortunate coincidence! @swyx At the time I was running a startup which was measuring effectiveness of links shared on Twitter, so the intr… https://t.co/3aDvKkB4de @swyx It was a big problem about 10 years ago, which is around when https://t.co/Wm1MaP80aK was introduced. @swyx As I understand it it was an anti-spam/malware tactic; twitter links end up in many clients that are not cont… https://t.co/r6yBXOjSYK @Noahpinion Yes, you have understood the simple and correct thing she said. @scottreuwho We Lauries are few and far between and share an international fraternity cc @laurie_jones @lozzd @keepof4worlds That's no secret. @fkadaveheal @CaseyNewton I find the gym necessary but not enjoyable and having another human paying attention to w… https://t.co/tRwXKDAJTo
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@fkadaveheal @CaseyNewton The whole concept of the classes horrifies me, I cannot imagine anyone wanting that. @CaseyNewton I didn't try the classes and I have been informed by @H4N4W4LT that the classes are apparently the who… https://t.co/bOiBYxl2ma @CaseyNewton They had one at the hotel and I tried it and it was... just an exercise bike? Different in no way from… https://t.co/PbLwNBDx0dGuerneville is a town for, by and of Boomers. https://t.co/lyfQFN9prBMy beautiful birthday boy. https://t.co/jObi78cfseHappy MLK Day! Please read A Letter from Birmingham Jail instead of feeling warm and fuzzy about the I Have a Dream… https://t.co/gwk7iLpdkh
Retweeted by Laurie VossThis thrift store is honoring MLK with a sale on "white tagged items" which I'm sure is just an unfortunate coincid… https://t.co/zjf9hVA1fVThe Eagle store gets a nomination for celebrating racial equality by selling products they have named after an ethn… https://t.co/AZh9SbvS3pCBD products for men get extra points for male fragility and also riffing on "I have a dream" in their slogan, plus… https://t.co/qZvXUOYpjjMLK would be totally into vegan candles and skin care, probably: https://t.co/jdMnzhMtJZ https://t.co/orcEU1h9BH @Ace_KYD Oh no! ☹️ @eparillon Let me tell you I spent 30 seconds staring at it before deciding whether I would be roasted for RTing it."In honor of MLK call your rep to ban cock fighting" isn't so much inappropriate as just deeply confusing:… https://t.co/bkjrqEObltWe have a new contender with "MLK would be in favor of racists with guns marching in Virginia on his birthday"… https://t.co/WK9tJTNZo1I can't decide if "follow black women who will take your money and do nothing but humiliate you" is a terrible or b… https://t.co/Oe1TuPJGZC @ftrain You're using the cats to statistically hide your third nipple?Ooh, ooh, scrabble in the dust for scraps of imaginary money! What better way to celebrate civil rights!… https://t.co/oq4MapMmfYCelebrate civil rights with a... Himalayan salt lamp? https://t.co/Z9Mdl5QyMq https://t.co/zWAa9VPQCeNothing says MLK like royalty-themed baby products: https://t.co/cLr4QFmKyz https://t.co/fiMiEwGJfV @SeanOrfila That was 5 years ago. Has to be fresh!It's time to play our annual game of finding the least appropriate commercial use of MLK's memory in advertising! Bring me your nominations. @delbius Boooooo(urns) @caraesten I'm happy with my gender I just wish I didn't have to share it with all these assholes.What's weird is whenever I shit talk a candidate their stans turn up in my mentions, I have even had Gabbard stans… https://t.co/B37hycmqSMThis one was more than 24 hours ago: https://t.co/vu77RHKzSH https://t.co/ojxIGjuSUO @sophiebits Oops, I misread.I mean, at least there is one positive thing you can say about the NYT's milquetoast announcement which is that eve… https://t.co/KCEnmcIZvQThis one was 2 hours before https://t.co/UpTdmdmGeh https://t.co/azk8aRctB6This tweet was 8 hours before the endorsement. https://t.co/lYzW806CB6Is it still an endorsement if you don’t actually recommend which candidate to vote for? https://t.co/Vfuw6kBB6MI want to emphasize that we had never discussed the book and there was no way for him to know that I’d even heard o… https://t.co/RF9sac3LZQEventually he dropped enough references that I figured out who he was being and I called him on it and he nodded an… https://t.co/YgYpQxKyo6We met at a bar in Soho and my first clue that something was up was he kept using the wrong tense for things - refe… https://t.co/Clg5nbI2jwWe had met by chance the week before by deciding to share a cab to south London after a power outage had taken the… https://t.co/pUXlHufGZQThis is my chance to tell those of you who haven’t heard the story before about the time I went on a date with a gu… https://t.co/zwia0PiwQH
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