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Laurie Voss @seldo California

A web developer. Data analyst at @Netlify. Previously co-founder @npmjs, started https://t.co/r7YVkmM4mv. "Look at this weird graph!" He/him. 🏳️‍🌈🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸

2,800 Following   30,898 Followers   132,681 Tweets

Joined Twitter 11/22/06


Defunding the police isn’t radical, it’s real. https://t.co/wUcTjxqS3w
Retweeted by Laurie VossThat people should pay for their own healthcare. https://t.co/ZWa7tH2z2qWe already know about Bitcoin. https://t.co/6xW78z8vlJI love the stock market because when it goes up we get nothing but when it goes down we all lose our jobs. Except d… https://t.co/eiarwZazpk
Retweeted by Laurie Voss @othiym23 I bet we could figure this out if we looked for the newspaper article announcing the name and the quotes… https://t.co/4wqdKGsLBC @othiym23 Maybe they were huge fans of the highway system. @othiym23 He made a ton of money in California and lived there most of his life, maybe they liked him? @Blackamazon @CarrieCnh12 Sounds like my type.If anybody goes to jail for GameStop I am going to be extremely angry because nobody went to jail for 2008. Likewis… https://t.co/8fCQbBbJp5 @SchmiegSophie I still do that. @BounceOffEd You would have to ask them? @neojp It's shocking that they do.True story: I opened a Robinhood account to buy $100 worth of Dogecoin for lolz and they gave me $200 worth of free… https://t.co/A2XCRfFhlZRobinhood can see you're all about to lose your shirts making trades you don't understand and would like to establi… https://t.co/ahWfWe1aF7 @codebytere @0x606 SHELLEY. PHRASING.Definitely the saddest thing today has been people in my mentions insisting that GameStop is actually a good invest… https://t.co/KxyTtTq83c @EriPDev Oh I got nothing done that day.
1/28
2021
@EriPDev @loudblkgrl Relationship goals tbhOmg yay! https://t.co/YKbp28Ij8a @MylesBorins @npmjs 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉Part of the GameStop absurdity and chaotic revelry is seeing news outlets publish Reddit usernames with a straight… https://t.co/i3qmCtLY1V
Retweeted by Laurie Voss @erin_hemenway That's a good bet. @keithkurson @DaleJStephens Literally less than zero, index funds consistently do better, hedge funds are a weird anachronism. @tylerscruggs @keithkurson This is both the correct answer and also a summary of what hedge funds do. @DaleJStephens @keithkurson It's not a hedge fund tho.The Simpsons doesn't predict anything we just haven't fixed any of America's problems since 1989.
Retweeted by Laurie Voss @jdecked Definitely not.Biden cancelled the Keystone XL permit and the right wing is trying to frame this as "anti-union" because the peopl… https://t.co/OpC0gX3CO5 @SecShea I was certainly being sarcastic. @RandPaul Have you always been a traitor to democracy or is this a recent change? @amxn @TransCinderella @madg04t "Staying afloat" is never going to justify the current price. @amxn @TransCinderella @madg04t And that's enough to justify a P/E ratio of literally infinity? @LauraGlu Who would demand regulation? Wall Street crying out for regulation would be novel. @rohit_x_ Blockbuster's stock is also up 700% even though it is bankrupt: https://t.co/VXKmndLa1GSomebody somewhere is liquidating their hugely profitable Bitcoin position to get into GameStop and truly, we live in an age of wonders. @amxn So is it a value investment or is it a short squeeze? @JDorsey33 What about revenge is a rational motive? @amxn @madg04t Amazon owns thousands of physical stores. @alvaro_montoro This is the test case. Soon Reddit will realize they can wreck any company and they will. @amxn My friend you have been horribly misled. @seldo Hahaha everyone loves "creative destruction" until they're the one being creatively destroyed
Retweeted by Laurie Voss @amdev I see what you did there.Everyone involved here is going to lose their shirts, probably pretty soon, and the press just doesn't know how to… https://t.co/7dswgIzCuNI am absolutely *dying* at the financial press, whose bread and butter is inventing rational explanations for marke… https://t.co/zZzIoZh1ydWall Street, such a fan of companies that disrupt industries, is discovering what it feels like to have your industry disrupted.Financial corporations: “Regulations are bad and will kill market innovations!” Also financial corporations: ”OH M… https://t.co/GNeyfXWjbL
Retweeted by Laurie Voss @GThinhNguyen 🎉 @leonmo It's truly a sight to see. @cococoyote Water In The Raw.GameStop should issue $1bn worth of new stock and then pivot to being literally anything other than a physical reta… https://t.co/GmVK2OiIEXIf Bitcoin which does absolutely nothing is worth $34,000 then GameStop, which probably has at least one physical s… https://t.co/gepoi09BRVTen days ago GameStop was trading at $15 and it is about to open at $350. @nikcorg Wild! (Domesticated) @sachasayan Luckily I am not a public corporation so they're unlikely to want to own me. @chamath What for?These nerds cannot believe how successful they are at setting fire to the place. God speed. https://t.co/YULJnhw2sT @nikcorg @AkashaThorne I thought that was how all onions grew! I did not know about seeds.I feel like not enough has been made of the fact that the 2nd amendment folks who were all "I need guns to protect… https://t.co/1ourckeYoPSo republicans are just going to pretend the armed insurrection isn’t such a big deal?
Retweeted by Laurie Voss @MxMippy Not bad, not bad. @idangazit The former. @LittleMxSurly Ooooh @foxxtrot Authors keeping fucking up my plans to steal their ideas.Best suggestion so far is "favorite animal" followed by "daemon". @beka_valentine @SchmiegSophie This is gonna be like when I found out 20% of my followers believe I'm trans @oliviacpu I hear those are really dark?I hate to break it to those suggesting "fursona" but that word already has a VERY SPECIFIC meaning not at all what I have in mind. @CrashandCern This is legit the best suggestion so far? @theleoji @H4N4W4LT The suits are so expensive @something_void What is this, Tumblr in 2009? @SchmiegSophie That's definitely going to lead to awkward misunderstandings involving furries."Spirit animal" is cultural appropriation and "patronus" is transphobic now so what do I call an animal with whom I strongly identify? @Belko99 @terronk What? You think people buying GameStop stock today are geniuses?I really needed this today. https://t.co/ptSrbcmwhhLook, if the people of America are going to form chaotic mobs that destroy institutions I am much happier if they a… https://t.co/EvAYWd5oez @terronk Issue $500m worth of new stock. If idiots are going to jack up the price of your stock you may as well cash in. Works for Tesla.
1/27
2021
@madg04t The GOP is not going to play ball either way.Mitch McConnell's party literally stormed the Capitol earlier this month and he's here talking about "oh no scorche… https://t.co/asiZHhEXqLScorch the goddamn earth, dems. @LeaderMcConnell You have been scorching the earth for six years and want it to stop now that you're not holding the flame thrower."A scorched earth senate would be a nightmare" says the man standing in the smoking ruins of the senate that he has… https://t.co/69IGXOYrw8 @AkashaThorne TIL onions can grow from seeds.Trump's misuse of power in June to deploy troops to quell peaceful protest meant the army held back for crucial hou… https://t.co/NUkZLbKBRf @pinkpushpop Jesus. @pinkpushpop Yikes, very sorry to hear that.Seeing a lot of Verizon customers complaining about their Internet access right now. https://t.co/XyBi8hW6lk @pinkpushpop It's such a strange situation -- why did she have the photo, why would she post it? -- that the idea t… https://t.co/YhgauaTfNNI didn't know that my opinion of KellyAnne Conway could fall further but here we are. https://t.co/4348Blv9Lh🧔: Did you make John a purebred companion like I asked you? 😇: Yep, I made his dog entirely out of bread. 🧔: What… https://t.co/t7Pslbs7dq
Retweeted by Laurie Voss @EmilyGorcenski I have a bunch of MP3s from the 90s transferred by dodgy null modem cable that have pops and glitches. So warm.I saw a tweet that said “I feel like I’m constantly worrying about the next part of my life without realizing that… https://t.co/UKYz8Pa0zj
Retweeted by Laurie Voss @drfarls This is so tricky! Probably the Diego Martin River in Trinidad or the Thames in London. @QuinnyPig Strongly agreed.Is McConnell going to filibuster every single thing? Yes. Will this keep happening until the two democrats who supp… https://t.co/RcgwqXpXtK @maciejmalecki I'm not an expert and the experts did not agree but on balance I think he can't force a *sale* per s… https://t.co/4gPA012k6K @i_am_camilo @ewindisch No, nothing happened.Breaking news: man with no power did not get what he wanted. https://t.co/mw6sGqAUHxWhen I say nothing happened: nothing at all happened. No portion of TikTok was sold to anybody for anything. The wh… https://t.co/xzqq4QXAaF @hunterwalk Commission-free trading has created absurd market volatility and it's hilarious to watch. @ewindisch He didn't get anything! The sale never happened.
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