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standup comedian, storyteller, lover of a double bird, feminist, Dem, seen on @RedOaksTV, author (@HarperCollins), creator of @NYTvows, host of @twowickminimum

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Joined Twitter 6/2/10


ken starr can suck the country's dick https://t.co/2lzSL9bCJA
Retweeted by Selena CoppockWe have been shouting this for years but no one listened. Bernie Sanders us a fucking louse. RT: Documents show San… https://t.co/NtUlLqahTAHe purposely damaged @HillaryClinton so that he can run again and thinks we just vote for him because we are “afrai… https://t.co/akw8OEWtYh
Retweeted by Selena CoppockYou sir need to sit down. You gave me a veiled threat not long ago. You call yourself a man of God? Boy bye! As yo… https://t.co/3agJU29vo4
Retweeted by Selena CoppockSo many things that were called "fake news" by the president and his team turned out to be true. The Mueller Report… https://t.co/hmAq4HMwTd
Retweeted by Selena CoppockLet’s remember *why* @PressSec lying to the public is relevant: It falsely bolstered Trump’s pretextual reasons for… https://t.co/HOsOaJOI0t
Retweeted by Selena CoppockI just met and befriended a posse of early 20-something boys on the D train running on the F line so I guess anything is possible.I really love @SenWarren. She’s the first Dem calling for Trump’s impeachment. I hope more people get excited about her.
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4/20
2019
"Hillary ran a bad campaign." Hey, you little punks. No she did the fuck not. Manafort was giving swing state p… https://t.co/UMg84B9qU7
Retweeted by Selena CoppockI just want us all to take a moment to celebrate the *tremendous courage* it took for Susan Collins to call the Mue… https://t.co/Z0xaqurk9x
Retweeted by Selena Coppock💥TONIGHT💥 ✊🏾THE NEW NEGROES✊🏾 ✨11PM ON COMEDY CENTRAL✨ 📺TUNE IN📺 https://t.co/aNsP2q6c8R
Retweeted by Selena Coppockthis guy is such a POS https://t.co/n1jP0TrmAgREMINDER: "McConnell ran interference for Trump during the [2016] campaign to stop Obama from warning the country a… https://t.co/KVpmd1czT2
Retweeted by Selena CoppockI'm not endorsing a candidate yet because it's too early. But Elizabeth Warren keeps impressing me with her moral c… https://t.co/4QIcB9fcdi
Retweeted by Selena CoppockYou guys, @JulianCastro still hasn't reached 65,000 unique donors that he needs to qualify for the debates. And yet… https://t.co/yldn6nYAzu
Retweeted by Selena Coppock @anatheac YUPWhen Kellyanne says "we had Wisconsin" she's referring to the 600,000 people Republican governor Scott Walker purge… https://t.co/m8oCW4wgoY
Retweeted by Selena CoppockI'm thirsty and I would also like something to drink. HEYO!! YAZZZZZ. YOU'RE WELCOME.I'll never forget leading up to 2016 election, leaving a FB comment about how Hillary was uniquely qualified to be… https://t.co/w0lMznnk5wANY competent public corruption prosecutor would bring obstruction charges against Trump/and win. Only reason Muell… https://t.co/AxTGZV2uvy
Retweeted by Selena CoppockWhen Barr’s misrepresentations came out, Trump and his enablers yelled fake news and attacked the press for getting… https://t.co/cbFaXZZVHd
Retweeted by Selena CoppockThe ultimate power move is to act horribly unimpressed by EVERYTHING. It's literally what New York City was built on.Your daily reminder that @HillaryClinton won and should be President today. We know this today more than ever.… https://t.co/f3SJqwMH7m
Retweeted by Selena CoppockOk. I'm officially having convulsions and would love to take a header off the roof. Why did Russia need polling da… https://t.co/kbK9a7CpNc
Retweeted by Selena CoppockHi. So, this is fascism. https://t.co/85OPjiWxV1
Retweeted by Selena CoppockHistory tells us that any other U.S. president would have resigned by now
Retweeted by Selena CoppockA talking point I am already done with: "We don't need impeachment, let the voters have their say next year." The… https://t.co/nWezsioCC7
Retweeted by Selena Coppocki love when a website says “not secure” it’s like lol same
Retweeted by Selena CoppockIsn't misogyny WEIRD?!?!??!?!?!? https://t.co/BYKIoGHtklThe phrase ‘identity politics’ is often used to either marginalize the topic of discussion or to shut people up. No… https://t.co/YZa79dXiPr
Retweeted by Selena Coppock @Sharronica Oh amaan Sharron. I am so beat. I think I gotta scrap all plans tonight and go home to connect w/ my couch.Why are so many self-described Republicans on twitter so dismissive of Russian threat? Putin annexed Crimea in 201… https://t.co/iWOFWPRDCl
Retweeted by Selena CoppockReporter: So countless numbers of #FBI agents have called you? SS: Yes, called, emailed. Text. I’ve seen many.… https://t.co/RIeEWu3pZ6
Retweeted by Selena CoppockNot to brag, but I ran myself ragged this week and now I feel like absolute dog shit. @McFaul same with why Russia likes Bernie--Bernie votes in the interest of Russia every chance he gets.Candidate Trump said that he would look into lifting sanctions and recognizing Crimea as part of Russia, berated NA… https://t.co/AIiLaLd6Fl
Retweeted by Selena Coppock @theJoeKlein the 'ole playbill/foot SWITCHEROO!! @SNLNerdsShow Hell yeah! I have gone to 2 tapings, 1 afterparty :)This is still incredible. https://t.co/KWhrUl3ZhR https://t.co/V4Qnmc3iek
Retweeted by Selena CoppockHey! My new album Dancing on a Weeknight is available for download everywhere! Thanks to @vtcomedy and @BellHouseNYhttps://t.co/PADkctMaQm
Retweeted by Selena CoppockIt’s almost like a bunch of people following rules can’t beat a bunch of people not following any rules.
Retweeted by Selena CoppockBeing truthful and honest in press conferences as the Press Secretary is not "being a robot." The Republican party… https://t.co/T3d6OslaUt @Maggie_Klaus NEVER STOP MENTIONING IT!!! THESE ARE POWER MOVES!!!Just making things up - cannot count the number of times people have asked me during the Trump era about FBI morale… https://t.co/NfTnA8EQVA
Retweeted by Selena CoppockLast night I got drinks with pals at the restaurant where I once attended an SNL afterparty and HOO BOY you better… https://t.co/mZQQQcGeD8I’m doing stand up tonight on this guy’s show and it was a (all the excited bad words you can’t say on TV) dream co… https://t.co/CxpbXH4aHa
Retweeted by Selena CoppockThis tweet made me reflect on how the Clinton campaign--from Robby Mook to HRC herself--were calling out RU interfe… https://t.co/CaNmbs4ycs
Retweeted by Selena Coppock26% of Sanders supporters would support Donald Trump if the 2020 race ended up being between Trump and Elizabeth… https://t.co/BDvL2bvygr
Retweeted by Selena CoppockIt’s a good day to wear my Hillary Clinton T-shirt.Wow 4/20 really snuck up on me this year. I still have so much shopping to do.
Retweeted by Selena Coppockyet another reason I couldn’t be happier that Assange is in custody; https://t.co/hCySCiSqD2
Retweeted by Selena CoppockSanders repeated the lie at subsequent days’ briefings, telling @shearm that she wasn’t going to “get into a number… https://t.co/3DOWtsYYms
Retweeted by Selena CoppockRussia is still in Bernie's corner, folks. https://t.co/JB9YDIhRsR
Retweeted by Selena CoppockI wish we'd stop referring to Russia's "interference" or "meddling" as though it didn't have a very specific goal,… https://t.co/W5MKxF3bDw
Retweeted by Selena CoppockIt's only 'mansplaining' if it comes from the Manspain region of France. Otherwise, it's just sparkling misogyny.
Retweeted by Selena CoppockThe Special Counsel’s report in no way exonerates @realDonaldTrump. In fact, it implicates him in criminal activity… https://t.co/rQwawoVb1V
Retweeted by Selena Coppock“But what if slave owners had good dick?” - Ancestry dot com https://t.co/XD0AAJtWmh
Retweeted by Selena CoppockI always wondered how previous generations of historians were so productive. One secret it turns out is that their… https://t.co/cKtKR5MI2U
Retweeted by Selena CoppockDo not get addicted to escaping. Face your shit, handle your business, and triumph. No battle was ever won by people who run.
Retweeted by Selena Coppock @MrDane1982 https://t.co/eBupaD3Uqu
Retweeted by Selena CoppockMueller found that President Trump tried to control the investigation of Russian interference in the 2016 election… https://t.co/c7BZNUSpOY
Retweeted by Selena CoppockNo one says "This is the end of my Presidency I'm fucked" unless they are completely innocent and whatnot.
Retweeted by Selena CoppockDear lord. Team Trump proposed, IN WRITING, contacting foreign intelligence services to see if they had found Hilla… https://t.co/hW5DAgqlyX
Retweeted by Selena CoppockIt’s also worth noting that Obama didn’t speak out more on Russian interference — and that Comey issued the pointle… https://t.co/BiKZXI5R1l
Retweeted by Selena CoppockThis is despicable. "Julian Assange not only knew that a murdered DNC staffer wasn’t his source for thousands of ha… https://t.co/SRTXqRO35f
Retweeted by Selena Coppock"He was too stupid to know he was committing a crime so we won't arrest him" is the most white people shit ever https://t.co/9qf4yjBPn1
Retweeted by Selena CoppockThe idea that Trump is exonerated because he ordered people to commit crimes but not all of them listened is an interesting theory
Retweeted by Selena CoppockIt’s been said today, but still, I find it stunning how many instances the Mueller report lays out in which the Ame… https://t.co/e2BhLaN11D
Retweeted by Selena CoppockEven in redacted form, the Mueller Report is mind-blowingly damning of this president. Whether it leads to his impe… https://t.co/kqAYUxvZc9
Retweeted by Selena CoppockI think this gets to an important aspect of Trumpism: the belief that everyone is a self-serving scumbag coupled wi… https://t.co/0o2L4KsteF
Retweeted by Selena CoppockOne thing white politicians always lie about is industry. They are fucking liars. Industry doesn't come to save y… https://t.co/1ctpuBuv1U
Retweeted by Selena CoppockA lot of everything sucks for Hillary supporters right now, but at least we can take solace in the fact that the Mu… https://t.co/LiK9ncd4sO
Retweeted by Selena CoppockDon Jr bragging about being too stupid to be indicted is an all-timer. https://t.co/6yDEF1i6UU
Retweeted by Selena CoppockThe President of the United States is a fucking criminal and the Republican party could not give a damn. There's no… https://t.co/8hHK7wFXkW
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4/19
2019
god grant me the serenity to stop tweeting about how much of an idiot Trump is and go back to tweeting about how much of one I am.
Retweeted by Selena CoppockWhy didn’t @berniesanders go to the FBI if he knew Russians were boosting his campaign? Why didn’t he speak up? Why… https://t.co/TS0ackXuqq
Retweeted by Selena CoppockImpeachment is not a "stunt." If someone commits a crime, should they not be arrested and prosecuted unless there i… https://t.co/sWvpGWtx8C
Retweeted by Selena Coppock"Mueller also established that a conspiracy theory on Seth Rich, a former Democratic National Committee staffer mur… https://t.co/LzfcNXmGAZ
Retweeted by Selena CoppockThe FBI believes that Russian hackers were able to breach "at least one" Florida county government through a spearp… https://t.co/GOsHNbrt2i
Retweeted by Selena CoppockWe're really worried about Britney Spears, if any of this is true. #FreeBritney https://t.co/F7NePgxd6h
Retweeted by Selena CoppockThe Special Counsel concluded that you were too dumb to know that the crime you committed was a crime. Congrats. https://t.co/ITFgMyxHwB
Retweeted by Selena Coppocktwitter: sorry, this tweet is unavailable me: I guess that's why I tried to like it
Retweeted by Selena CoppockI don’t know how you can read this report and not conclude that an impeachment inquiry is warranted.
Retweeted by Selena CoppockBill Barr is wrong. There is nothing, nada, zilch in the Obstruction of Justice statute that says the defendant mus… https://t.co/9Sf60fEjnA
Retweeted by Selena CoppockThe staffer referred to here is a longtime GOP Senate Judiciary committee staffer, and she was proposing to try and… https://t.co/ER1jqLCf7f
Retweeted by Selena Coppock“Oh my God. This is terrible. This is the end of my presidency. I’m fucked,” -27 May, 2017 #MAGA https://t.co/8boHAbIXta
Retweeted by Selena Coppock @RealChrisCal @OphiraE Trickle down veggie-nomics. {I am a nightmare.}Sounds kinda....obstructy https://t.co/ZYCUo9ugst
Retweeted by Selena Coppockimagine if Dems hadn't flipped House in Nov. this coverup would now be complete
Retweeted by Selena CoppockStunning AG Barr “defense “ of Trump: “there is substantial evidence to show that the President was frustrated and… https://t.co/ZeGgGaxHZl
Retweeted by Selena CoppockMueller report, page 23: Internal IRA memos show that by early 2016 the goal of Russia's secret social media operat… https://t.co/tuvH3ysVS7
Retweeted by Selena CoppockAn early takeaway that doesn’t require a thorough read of the Report (or perhaps any read) is that there is substan… https://t.co/NFzi6Zfc52
Retweeted by Selena CoppockIf Putin were half as motivated to create an economy & a middle class in Russia as he was to damage Hillary, Russia… https://t.co/KxBse54bNr
Retweeted by Selena CoppockSweetgreen filled that niche for people who were like “I love a salad but would like to spend more money on them?”
Retweeted by Selena Coppock @Sharronica @jennyjaffe Same. I call most of those “guys I used to kick it with” or even just “booty calls.” I rare… https://t.co/w47VORqggV @welchjay where are all the pro-law enforcement Trump supporters when he and his administration are TRASHING hardwo… https://t.co/3iTkKK1jIx @HeandSheShow and "heat of the moment" is such a load of shit. All these people are fucking monsters.Getting made summer blonde today. If you thought I was insufferable before, just you wait.Throwback Thursday ⤵️ https://t.co/CdscNUWCur
Retweeted by Selena CoppockWatch this video and the easy manner in which Sarah Sanders publicly said “countless” FBI employees reached out to… https://t.co/FwbkzBYhNm
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4/18
2019

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