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Penny Arcade VP of Cat Herding and proud husband & father. Expect tweets of video games, pets, sports and kid moments. He/Him/His

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Joined Twitter 9/5/08


@shinybatgirl @TychoBrahe @ejbenson I can't wait until we can do another Acq Int event.
1/16
2021
Everyone:...... Me: Gatorade is thirst aid for that deep down body thirst! My son: What the heck!? https://t.co/RZ1xbFiRDtIt is so bizarre how my professional lives have combined. https://t.co/4h2TN13tHu
1/13
2021
Hahahahaha. Not everything should be connected to the internet. https://t.co/XZq47oJAs1 @NESJumpman The feed on the ESPN news channelMy favorite part of the CFB Championship game is the feed ESPN has where other coaches are watching and commenting… https://t.co/F4HORx6BaG
1/12
2021
@tk0004 https://t.co/yxz4i3lbd5Normally this time of year I'm prepping for PAX South. This year I have to improvise. #paxmargarita #paxqueso https://t.co/UpmkZSnYmS
1/9
2021
West Wing, Quantum Leap, Every Seahawks win of the 2013 season. https://t.co/PFUkWzeiRJ
1/8
2021
I'm going through my todo list thinking, "I e-mailed this person like a week ago I should follow up". Only to reali… https://t.co/BMgt0gey9tWe have a job opening in our warehouse/fulfillment department. Enjoy building partnerships between companies? This… https://t.co/bom3awaZrBI found out about the riot and breach from my therapist a couple minutes after I started my session this afternoon.… https://t.co/RAJkHYvDwO
1/7
2021
I'll take 12-4 for my team every year, but this Seahawks team doesn't feel or look like a 12-4 team. I'll keep watc… https://t.co/GH2vNmbCF6
1/4
2021
Search your favorite movie in gifs and choose the one that sums up 2020 for you. https://t.co/O3l3kVhbPC https://t.co/MF8J05Uf4u @TheKnewb https://t.co/SAfD4S87RPShowed the movie Speed to my 13yo tonight, and as far fetched as some parts of this movie are, it is still a fantas… https://t.co/KfHYyB7D3l
1/2
2021
@Hobbitzez Talk to me in 15 plus years and we will see how well your teenage pictures aged :P @malvidian I had not yet evolved into my final formMy mother just dug up this old picture of me from 1990. I am 15 here. Seahawks hat and yes, "acid wash jeans". https://t.co/BXvhdhhEXWStarting the New Year festivities. https://t.co/4k14e7FYF8
1/1
2020
Taking the dogs for a hike and whomever put up this metal cut out is just mean. https://t.co/3NbE3KmygT @trintran I'd hire you just so I could fire you for making that reply. :P @nomadicgnome My wife claims they taste like Christmas. Not sure about that, but the sweet of the figs goes very well with the ginger.Moscow Mules with fig infused vodka. https://t.co/emKVnBRfzt
12/29
2020
NFC WEST CHAMPS!!!!!My new favorite @RaibleKIRO7 live quote during a game. "Somebody bring me a scotch!"
12/28
2020
Next time I buy a couch I'm going to test how comfortable the edge of the seating area is since I tend to spend mos… https://t.co/ZfamXR1esRIf you spent Christmas with your loved ones virtually and sacrificed in-person gatherings because you wanted to pro… https://t.co/bvmNtFfZC8
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12/27
2020
Ok, I gave in to my 13yo's dream to be a Twitch streamer. We have the hardware (no deck yet), but I need to know th… https://t.co/BOPkPVObFxI guess when you get into tropical cocktail making everyone buys you glassware and recipe books. https://t.co/lT4LyL2dDUSome Pomegranate Martinis as we wait for Christmas. https://t.co/5lZpODy7SG
12/25
2020
@nscottg @TychoBrahe WTF!!!?????
12/24
2020
Here are my 4 games at 14 https://t.co/6nKakQEJCwTurns out when coworkers post games that came out when they turned 14 and some of them are games you worked on or tested, you feel real old. @AlKempkey It is a decent amount of work. Got to stay on top of the chemicals and the filters. The cover it comes w… https://t.co/Hns95hQ7bM @AussieBen Yep, Casa de KallesIt is very pretty. https://t.co/P9sDcXFa59Hot tub while snowing on winter solstice. This will work. https://t.co/miwTb6rTu1
12/22
2020
This pouring rainstorm is matching my mood, which is then sort of cheering me up. Look it's complicated...I'm thankful my therapy appointment is coming up. I need it. (And I encourage everyone and anyone to talk to a ther… https://t.co/g4bCkpT6MVPlease stop posting the reasoning behind your murderously irresponsible holiday travel.
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12/21
2020
Go Jets! @oceanbound She has really dark natural eyeliner and eyebrows, it makes her look worried all the time :)Lilo doesn't like it when I jump up and scream at Seahawks games so she found a place to lay down in order to preve… https://t.co/uMpqUhKH9r @rexy I'm done with think pieces and hot takes. I've stopped reading them. It has made me happier.
12/20
2020
It has been a day. https://t.co/ACVd5o36Q9
12/18
2020
WTF kind of dark wizardry is this? https://t.co/1DCbVEkEAG @Teamstrannon I’d hire you for a job just so I could fire you for being so wrong. @paulverhoeven You know what this social media platform needs? A tweet extolling the virtues of So I Married an Axe… https://t.co/GU4Swb4RkITime for one of my holiday traditions. https://t.co/1Je201N1ZCQueen Anne’s Schitt’s Creek house is pretty hilarious. https://t.co/joYOIeUZRu
Retweeted by Jeff KallesSo I picked up Animal Crossing again after not having played for months. I could never really figure out how to dec… https://t.co/ueisDscXxz
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12/17
2020
@HenrySterchi Not until your rickshaw skills improve! @malvidian There was something about the heyday of the SNES that was magical. Not sure I'd want to do it in the modern era of games. @malvidian With the internet that sort of job just doesn't exist anymore. :( @jonnymetts HA! I remember using the robot, and I remember having to finish it (it was one of the games featured by… https://t.co/F8dnWhXC6UThere are days when I really miss being a Nintendo Game Play Counselor. I would answer phone calls all day helping… https://t.co/e3Lk72UfNuThis tweet, this tweet brought me joy. https://t.co/VPjFoeHXQ0
12/16
2020
Well this is the first time in my life I've ever been really excited or even really cared who the Transportation Secretary is.At night one of my cats will jump on the bed and curl up next to my leg. Then when I go to pet her she gives me thi… https://t.co/XWJvIQXLnNI want to boop them all. https://t.co/SehmbL6m9X
12/15
2020
I have a new Christmas decoration. https://t.co/qzg2khpJO7
12/14
2020
I wish we could play the Jets every week. :)I knew something was coming and it still got me. cc @Peeardee and @AlKempkey The crying game payback for the other… https://t.co/VlVU39ulsz
12/13
2020
There comes a moment every Christmas when I am wrapping presents and I can't find the scissors, where I think to my… https://t.co/fiaajAJkNi @ChrisPerkinsDnD It was never a question. I knew immediately what quote/gif to use.https://t.co/YP2Cd4toiq https://t.co/75JPAYxlXN @Retnus They do! With very thorough pacing and reheating directions. And the wine for the pairings.Took advantage of The Herbfarm's take home menu to attempt a stay in, fancy meal, date night. https://t.co/xIfdRr9mYI
12/12
2020
@ElNinjaCupcake If a Dran & Courtier backdrop exists, I will totally use it for the next Shadow Council cocktail!Tonight I streamed some mixology as part of @CPCharity virtual auction. The pictures are what it looks like behind… https://t.co/CY7lZxEsRi
12/11
2020
Just finished watching Ted Lasso and I want to add my voice to all those talking about what a wonderful show it is.… https://t.co/P1h7vbEhla @The_Tim It is very salty. Kinda like me
12/10
2020
For those attending the Virtual Mixer tomorrow (12/10) at 6pm (Pacific) as part of the @CPCharity Auction. Make sur… https://t.co/dC1hxBIKfuWent to add a headset to my computer today and....WTF is an LE-Aluminum Mistress? I need to get to know my neighbor… https://t.co/Gvsw3GwVqwTook some time this evening to just sit in a dark room with the Christmas Tree and some instrumental carols playing...it was very nice.
12/9
2020
Another option, is to use soda water and a splash of citrus.For those attending the virtual @CPCharity Auction this Thursday, and grabbed the mocktail kit. You will want to re… https://t.co/x0X0XEA0p6Please be a real thing! https://t.co/ddwNlYGW5O
12/8
2020
Washingtonians might remember Pay 'n Save https://t.co/Ulwik7GBKj
12/6
2020
@Peeardee https://t.co/jqd828OpqP @Peeardee @casnovvak Really went out on a limb for that joke.I like this one. Called a Pink Fetish. Look I don't name them, I just make and consume them. https://t.co/7oHGamJIGR
12/2
2020
@Hobbitzez I'm on forbes 40 over 40 who feel like they are 60 list. @RowanRowden It is absolute garbage, and the mental gymnastics they perform to justify it are infuriating. @RowanRowden I, for one, appreciate your endless C&D sendings to these scofflaws and ne'er-do-wells.In 94 or 95 I saw You Don't Know Jack being played at E3 in the Kentia Hall, and I couldn't stay away. It was so en… https://t.co/KD5Zi95wog @thevowel I grabbed an Apple TV just for the Atmos support on most of the streaming apps and have been really happy with it..@Hobbitzez is such an over achiever she has actually been been down this road before, shortly after birth, when sh… https://t.co/olLZLThK0k @ADaergel Depends on the type of drinks you want to make but every bar needs, Dry gin, tequila, vodka, bourbon, rum… https://t.co/cRzrtTf6YrSometimes the ingredients in craft cocktails are crazy and not anything a normal home bar would have. Me looking t… https://t.co/p8vmyYVWi5
12/1
2020
@The_Tim Nope, but now it is on the list.I am such a sucker for the “world is going to end, must get my family to safety” genre. i.e. 2012, Deep Impact, Da… https://t.co/4O6ejW4b3i
11/30
2020
Of course my fantasy team is going against the Saints D with all that is going on with the Denver QB situation.
11/29
2020
@paulandstorm No that is an actual cult ;)
11/28
2020
The Mandalorian!!!🤯Tree is up! https://t.co/pY2STTfDYc
11/27
2020
When you want to chill and relax but still be alert for those evil squirrels https://t.co/VrMXIsGYXf @Retnus Cause you can picture my eyebrow wiggle when I say "year end taxes" @blurrygil My cat watching going "WTF?" https://t.co/1S5AI1BTeN
11/26
2020

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