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MA linguistics, PhD drama; editor, word taster, hired pen, sweary cook, 📷, he/him, apparently a cat https://t.co/k4hva7oI4K https://t.co/HTHc3FJVH2

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This morning an application seeking an injunction on further demolition work was filed at the Ontario Superior Cour… https://t.co/JKztc0AGhB
Retweeted by Dr. James HarbeckThere’s an old joke that if someone yells “hey, asshole!” into a crowd and you turn around assuming they’re talking… https://t.co/2TJuDOV4bQ
Retweeted by Dr. James HarbeckBrE onomatopoeia for your appreciation https://t.co/XQB47T6OzR
Retweeted by Dr. James Harbeckwhoooaaaaa https://t.co/oGbcgQr8FV
Retweeted by Dr. James HarbeckThere's a disconnect around the concept of "consensus" in science. People say: science would never advance if we tr… https://t.co/lK9aktlh3s
Retweeted by Dr. James Harbeck @gordperks (In other words, it’s not just solo people who are affected.) @gordperks Thank you! This has been an… issue for me and my wife when we want to get a bit of fresh air.This is an important point. I will be advocating for this. https://t.co/uZ9EofRLp4
Retweeted by Dr. James Harbeckso many people are asking if this is a joke, and i regret to inform you all it is not. that button really was to o… https://t.co/dXIHnIPgUs
Retweeted by Dr. James Harbeck @Breeganism Seriously. It's half an hour before the main event, it's cold, people are still being seated and he's n… https://t.co/3mAkT2PGoLSo, y'know, have fun with the picture, but I'm going to roll my eyes at the "You'd look so much nicer with a smile"… https://t.co/C3lLXlOfxWIt's easy to get photos of people looking deep and serious or really pissed off. Just go to a bit event and use a l… https://t.co/XFhDJLZhlKNone of the actual swearing-in was happening yet, he didn't know he was on camera, he wasn't "on," and everyone kno… https://t.co/JxGqXdMCpVI love the latest Bernie Sanders meme, but some people seem to be reading a whole lot into his apparent demeanor. T… https://t.co/6CzuKrjo0BWhat was the rhetorical figure of the day at #Inauguration2021 ? Antimetabole. https://t.co/rBwrhTDXDd
Retweeted by Dr. James HarbeckReminder: the end of a chronic stressor is also stressful, for a time https://t.co/Furgx7iMO8
Retweeted by Dr. James HarbeckIf Democrats refuse to use power out of fear that Republicans will take it away from them, they've already thrown i… https://t.co/SG8iBq0Sa2
Retweeted by Dr. James HarbeckUpdate: The President is ordering the federal government to find the families that were separated from their childr… https://t.co/jQpNzI3VR3
Retweeted by Dr. James Harbeckfascinated by this man, mario cortellucci, and his outsized influence on ontario and GTA politics. cortellucci, who… https://t.co/0aPFR0SS9q
Retweeted by Dr. James Harbecki believe it is irresponsible to report on the actions of our leaders without giving context. stories don't happen… https://t.co/QsLfHHqq90
Retweeted by Dr. James Harbeckbut citizens should be aware of who is behind the decisions that affect them, to whom our politicians are beholden… https://t.co/v6vYjSmJNj
Retweeted by Dr. James Harbeckwhile there's nothing illegal about cortellucci's senate run, or his donations - i think this stuff is important to… https://t.co/oBhJ0oT3iO
Retweeted by Dr. James Harbeckted cruz: rejoining WHO only benefits the citizens of whoville
Retweeted by Dr. James HarbeckMe: *heading towards bed* A: Got everything done that you wanted to? Me: Yeah. Except for get to bed earlier. I ran out of time on that.All y’all QAnon folk haven’t read Foucault’s Pendulum, and it shows.
Retweeted by Dr. James Harbeck @TweedEditing It’s often not available in online searches (publisher, Amazon, etc.). But the cover nearly always is… https://t.co/tnNX0MtoFoI think we should just skip 45 in the history books, like buildings that don't have a 13th floor. The elevator just goes from 12 to 14.
Retweeted by Dr. James HarbeckReminder: the end of a chronic stressor is also stressful, for a time https://t.co/Furgx7iMO8I love that many people still see Melania’s moments of casual contempt for Trump as signs she too knows Trump is ev… https://t.co/kCqyavzPpn
Retweeted by Dr. James Harbeckhello @joebiden I have been blocked by the president for four years can I get a follow plz
Retweeted by Dr. James HarbeckI made a thing... https://t.co/0VhMJXy7MZ
Retweeted by Dr. James HarbeckAfter Trump pulled out of Paris Climate Accord using the same dumb line, the city of Pittsburgh announced it would… https://t.co/5nlMO9L5ts
Retweeted by Dr. James HarbeckThis is the day Donald Trump truly became ex-president.
Retweeted by Dr. James HarbeckProfessor @Schwarzenegger’s Facebook class is back in session in the comments on his vaccine video. https://t.co/47rmniAK5M
Retweeted by Dr. James HarbeckOH MY GOD !!!!!!!!!! https://t.co/BmBfkPZgEj
Retweeted by Dr. James HarbeckJUST HAD TO SLIP ONE MORE OF THESE FUCKING THINGS IN DIDN'T YOU https://t.co/JTf1QmzZCT
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Retweeted by Dr. James HarbeckHOME ALONE: LEFT AT THE WHITE HOUSE starring barron trump
Retweeted by Dr. James HarbeckWhat was the rhetorical figure of the day at #Inauguration2021 ? Antimetabole. https://t.co/rBwrhTDXDd @qpheevr @IvaCheung OK, here's what I made. Whatever comments you wish I had included you can include as you wish i… https://t.co/IdinT2ul5Santimetabole https://t.co/kJOgFMS9NBLiterally not even discoverable on their own damn faculty website pages. Sometimes their Twitter handles are the golden key!There are scholars with name form Firstname Lastname Otherlastname for whom I've had to do 5 or more minutes of dig… https://t.co/zvcmQ2p5ueDear publishers: For any author whose name is more than two words, please, somewhere, SOMEWHERE on the damn cover,… https://t.co/9VTJtxjAv4i’m going to cry https://t.co/epZePhwUsG
Retweeted by Dr. James HarbeckSays the guy who tried to THROW OUT ALL THE VOTES OF PEOPLE FROM PITTSBURGH https://t.co/qpe120qoUv
Retweeted by Dr. James HarbeckJohn Legend feels good too. https://t.co/n3ZRHgeZWy @greg_doucette I'll never forget this though, and how 400,000+ proved them wrong. https://t.co/EZGKDnte8o
Retweeted by Dr. James HarbeckLet’s. But I’m going to keep speaking ill of him long after he’s finally cold and silent, and it still won’t begin… https://t.co/ILYQwNh0SFThe Vermont AFL-CIO sends out the hardest fucking press releases. "Failure to directly confront fascism will not ma… https://t.co/9WqER9wpms
Retweeted by Dr. James HarbeckThis is — and I can’t stress this enough — a powerfully stupid idea from a desperate politician who only has one ta… https://t.co/HvTfpKwv55
Retweeted by Dr. James Harbeck...that feeling when a tenured professor is still giving classes from beyond the grave There’s job security, then there’s this lmfao.
Retweeted by Dr. James HarbeckFor gosh sake, come on inside and have some lemonade, kid. It’s over. https://t.co/P6cayJCsAB
Retweeted by Dr. James HarbeckThere are plenty of people in the world named Stephen Miller who are perfectly decent, and we need to liberate the… https://t.co/nZV42mgH9vHey, please stop referring to Steven Miller as a child-stealing Nazi who deserves to spend the rest of his life in… https://t.co/IvABAx4YGj
Retweeted by Dr. James HarbeckSavannah Guthrie said “it takes two to tango” and asked Bernie if he was willing to “meet Republicans in the middle… https://t.co/qAp1ilb6rA
Retweeted by Dr. James HarbeckBernicelli 🐚 https://t.co/zlZ5sbLI0m
Retweeted by Dr. James Harbeck @Bruce_Stern @doctorow @markberman @Fahrenthold In the end, Trump cost Republicans the Presidency, the Senate, and… https://t.co/BoxWI6BYZl
Retweeted by Dr. James HarbeckGallup's final polling for the Trump presidency is out. His final approval rating was 34%. He leaves the only pre… https://t.co/MIZnLmkx1M
Retweeted by Dr. James HarbeckRight. On. Cue. Now let’s just hear no more from Hannity for a little century or two, shall we https://t.co/J4ZDLEzBgQPoor Geraldine Ferraro. Passed away when before this kid could legally enter a Hot Topic. https://t.co/C4TU1ov821
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Continue to demand accountability for harm perpetrated.
Retweeted by Dr. James HarbeckWe had four years of doing this. Still waiting for some arrests. https://t.co/wrQgxfOHu4 @StephenM @POTUS It turns out the terror hotspots were Trump rallies, so.
Retweeted by Dr. James HarbeckDid you know? "Stars and Stripes Forever" was selected as a sign of unity to mark the transition from the Trump adm… https://t.co/Usq2oa1l48
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Retweeted by Dr. James HarbeckIf ICE isn’t abolished by end of day today, it’s already taking too long. https://t.co/mSie6tG3VxMelania’s making the most of retirement. https://t.co/tjTtQOgM1i
Retweeted by Dr. James Harbeckwhen the only comment on the essay is "see me" https://t.co/asYvwYE3GK
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Retweeted by Dr. James Harbeck @Acyn @RexChapman How it started. How it's going. tehe https://t.co/K4was1NoU2
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Retweeted by Dr. James HarbeckI'm preparing my delivery of thoughts and prayers this very instant. https://t.co/SncN0XsMM8
Retweeted by Dr. James HarbeckPro-tip: When a narcissist leaves you CUT THEM OFF COMPLETELY. You do not keep the door open, or invite them in for… https://t.co/PbztxqFuoN
Retweeted by Dr. James HarbeckIf you’re wondering, “Whomstever can we mock now that the whackadoodles are out of the White House,” may I submit f… https://t.co/no7yYI6kP5I held my tongue when a truck load of you turkeys found out this year that Dolly Parton is a proponent of fully au… https://t.co/fhOIv1bj95
Retweeted by Dr. James Harbeck @qpheevr @IvaCheung Similarly Dorothy Parker @qpheevr @IvaCheung I was thinking about the great line from Sophie's Choice delivered by Kevin Kline, but maybe th… https://t.co/IbK1RpRfJOOne more thing to agree on https://t.co/GbpnbpcqnLhttps://t.co/rL5xKAgjZw https://t.co/7A08nYoYqT“I did not focus on making men think I thought they were hot ... but for an hour or two I could make any man feel l… https://t.co/Nw4ZUeeiAQ
Retweeted by Dr. James HarbeckThe important thing to note is that, policy-wise, they are the same. Ford would push for outrageous stuff that alwa… https://t.co/cM6QjMBkn9
Retweeted by Dr. James HarbeckA SAILOR’S BLESSING is a curse word—so to give someone a SAILOR’S FAREWELL is to swear at them as they leave.
Retweeted by Dr. James HarbeckJanuary 6, 2021 / January 20, 2021 https://t.co/whAXzVenbo
Retweeted by Dr. James Harbeck @IvaCheung Yeah, that’ll be coming up in my blog :)Also: “So while once we asked, ‘How could we possible prevail over catastrophe,’ now we assert, ‘How could catastro… https://t.co/YmCdEj5sX0Woah. This is so fucking Orwellian. Sorry, I mean fucking awesome. it's fucking awesome. https://t.co/viuISeXCJ0
Retweeted by Dr. James Harbeck @CromartyHeather “Be kind to your webfooted friends, for a duck may be somebody’s mother…”Ah, yes. https://t.co/EPnp1j7HwsWe made it. https://t.co/If3KO0jcpfCurrent mood in Q circles "I just want to throw up" "I'm so sick of the disinformation and false hope" "What a was… https://t.co/9DH6BFeeyi
Retweeted by Dr. James HarbeckThis is what people who give names to such things call antimetabole."not merely by the example of our power but by the power of our example"Cue the "rural versus urland" (or was that Ireland) tweetsThings aren't looking pretty in the QAnon group chat https://t.co/jvVM8td2s9
Retweeted by Dr. James HarbeckWhitehouse website just flipped, as specified in the constitution https://t.co/O1cGTT9RPx
Retweeted by Dr. James Harbeck100.000% of Trump's presidential term has elapsed.
Retweeted by Dr. James Harbeck @BCDreyer It is finally afternoon in America!what if, fours years ago, Official Smart People had contextualized this instead of telling us we were horrible for… https://t.co/ttljIFCybb
Retweeted by Dr. James Harbeck @RedTRaccoon @POTUS I did so at noon exactly. :)
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